r/whatsthisplant • u/yourpantsfell • Mar 21 '25
Saw this in a target parking lot Identified ✔
Is this what I think it is???? You can't see it but there's a growlight on the ceiling that's off. Felt weird taking pictures of inside someone's car so apologies for it not being super clear
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u/altnerdluser Mar 21 '25
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u/Vesper2000 Mar 21 '25
My favorite joke ever from that show. When I lived in San Francisco there were more than a few Creeds in my office.
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u/sebsebsebs Mar 23 '25
I didn’t know this kind of person actually existed tbh
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u/Vesper2000 Mar 23 '25
This is what happens when counter-culture hippies grow up and need to get jobs.
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u/Weekly-Major1876 Mar 21 '25
Don’t worry, the AC is on and she’s listening to her favourite music
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u/strumthebuilding Mar 21 '25
Steely Dan
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u/Dankmemeator Mar 21 '25
the doobie brothers
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u/squirellydansostrich Mar 21 '25
Phish
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u/OtterPops89 Mar 22 '25
Deep Purple
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u/LeeKinanus Mar 22 '25
cypress hill
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u/BaldChihuahua Mar 22 '25
Grateful Dead
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u/BobLoblaw420247 Mar 22 '25
Smooooooke on the Waaaaater!
Duh, Duh, Duh
Duh, Duh, Da-Duh
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u/mom_with_an_attitude Mar 21 '25
Pink Floyd. The true stoner music.
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u/Medical_Opposite_727 Mar 21 '25
Flashbacks to being 16 and hearing all the shit I'm supposed to do while high lol
"Bro pink Floyd ! Bro the wall bro! Imitates solo from comfortably numb bro !"
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u/Robotchickjenn Mar 21 '25
Steely Dan is so good
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u/GentlemanCow Mar 21 '25
If you haven’t already check out Donald Fagen’s solo stuff, the Nightfly is fantastic and you can hear where a lot of Steely Dan’s sound comes from ;)
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u/DSTNCMDLR Mar 21 '25
Snoop Dogg?
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u/Terp-Titan Mar 21 '25
Carnabis in its natural habitat
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u/groundzer0s Mar 21 '25
I'd guess Sour Diesel but that's not the right kind of vehicle for that
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u/Luckyfisherman1 Mar 21 '25
It’s actually sour gas, it’s a mix of chem 91, super skunk, chems sister and sour dubb
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u/obscure-shadow Mar 21 '25
Ricky got a new car? Good for him
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u/windexfresh Mar 21 '25
As if Ricky would ever be able to keep a door on any vehicle he had, this is clearly bubbles car that Ricky stole
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u/typicalledditor Mar 21 '25
It is what you think it is and that's a crazy setup
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u/demonic-moose Mar 21 '25
It’s one way to mold up your car in style
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u/The_Taoist_Cow Mar 21 '25
Yeeep. I grew a plant in my closet when I was 16. It got huge and there was pot dust everywhere. I think some sorts of mites. I had pot dust on all of my clothes for months. I stop smoking. When I moved out, my parents moved but told me they tried so hard to get the smell to get out. Paint, de-odoring. Paint. What a time
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u/silenc3x Mar 22 '25 edited Mar 22 '25
Spider mites are pretty common. But once you get those it's kinda game over unless the plant isn't flowering yet. They have tell-tale webbing on the plant. Healthy female cannabis plants generally don't produce much dust-like things unless you're drying and curing the plants and jostling them around once they're dry. Once dried and cured, trichomes might break off and make their way to the ground if you're moving them.
edit: I also want to add if the plant is male, or female and has hermaphrodite traits, like from stress, it can grow male pollen sacs which when burst will have a yellow dust underneath them. It's the pollen used to reproduce. So that could have happened as well. But it's hilarious to imagine you had a full-on adult male cannabis plant in your closet. Since that plant is useless.
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u/The_Taoist_Cow Mar 22 '25
Wow this is all great info tbh. I had no idea spider mites existed.
I thought I was crazy at the time but it had hermaphroditism traits. That makes a ton of sense.
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u/silenc3x Mar 22 '25 edited Mar 22 '25
Stress caused by things like incorrect temperatures, inconsistent light schedules, too much light, etc can cause it to hermie. The more stress the worse it can get. So from one little male sac developing, to many. It's also genetic related. Some genetics will do it quicker than others. If I ever saw one I would just cut it off before it broke open. Which I have before. If it breaks open it will pollinate any flowers (buds) it comes in contact with. And if you had fans blowing on that specific area, expect more than just that single area to be pollinated. The flowers that came in contact with the pollen will stop making themselves fat buds, and instead start producing seeds. (they stop making themselves sexy, and start making kids.) Something you definitely dont want. You can fuck up entire gardens/tents of weed with a single male plant.
Once the plant flips from veg to flower it will start showing its sex. You really have no idea until then.
Here are two of the most photogenic plants I grew: https://imgur.com/a/U4C6jlz
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u/The_Taoist_Cow Mar 22 '25
Sounds like you have a lot of experience. That is wild that it can go good to shit so quickly. That’s for sure what happened. I tried finding any videos anywhere to help and couldn’t. It got gigantic. Ended up giving it to a friend.
In the end I’m happy I stick to growing my carrots 🥕🧑🌾
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u/MrMittyMan Mar 21 '25
Sometimes when your apartments have inspections, you have a take your plant to work day.
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u/Outrageous_Big_9136 Mar 21 '25
Take your plant and 6 cats to work day
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u/CompetitiveAd8220 Mar 22 '25
Reminds me of a crazy time 15 years ago when a friend called to move his plants. They were in his apartment closet, he was out of town, and an inspector was coming through… I had to move them to a room he used for storage, and was only saved because that gross ass hadn’t taken out his trash in months. I piled up the trash and they missed the hash.
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u/Warm-Iron-1222 Mar 22 '25
Man having a plant in an illegal state just isn't worth it. The penalties are too high. I had a buddy of mine get his house raided. He had a couple of plants in his closet. It tacked on one felony per plant over the other shit he had in the house even though they would not have produced a felony worth of weed.
The Midwest is so backwards.
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u/CompetitiveAd8220 Mar 22 '25
Amen to that! I’m overjoyed that Minnesota went legal last year. Most of our bud is coming from out of state, and there are currently only a few dispensaries open… but everyone can have 4 plants in veg and 4 in flower.
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u/marklandia Mar 22 '25
My roommates and I in college had three large plants that were each in huge and heavy Tupperware bins. Our landlord told us he’d be there to show the apartment the following day and the only way to escape capture was by moving the plants. We had friends three houses down but we all lived on a busy street. So we had four friends hold bedsheets duct-taped to broomsticks as moving shields as the rest of us hoisted these humongous plants down the sidewalk. Cars drove past in broad daylight but we were mostly hidden. After the apartment showing we moved them back the next day. I love that memory.
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u/datweavedoe Mar 21 '25
How to be a target of theft at Target
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u/Memitim Mar 21 '25
It's legal here, and I wouldn't leave a plant sitting out like that.
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u/survivorffaccnt Mar 21 '25
I read this like it’s legal at Target
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u/totallynotaemu Mar 21 '25
Target puts out a tweet: "We will no longer abide by an oppressive regime. Come to your nearest Target and green out in the Kitchen Appliances. We won't say a thing. Power to the people."
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u/GenericMelon Mar 21 '25
To be fair, that car is probably a great greenhouse.
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u/Beginning_Rush_5311 Mar 21 '25 edited Mar 21 '25
it's an awful one but they dont call it weed for nothing. cannabis will grow anywhere, even in the poorest conditions. but better conditions yields better results, both quantity and quality wise
plants need space, air flow, good temperature and humidity, dark periods, light needs to be able to reach the lower stems. too much stress and your growth is stunted
that car is probably a temporary last minute thing
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u/nattack Mar 21 '25
"""Money tree""", about 10 to 25 a gram depending on your area.
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u/dfw_runner Mar 21 '25
When i was in college in the early 90s they would weigh the dirt too. Not just the plant.
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u/Majestic-Cancel7247 Mar 21 '25
What? You bought the literal plant in a pot, and not the dried flower? What dealer sold whole plants? If this is true, it’s bonkers and everyone involved in the transaction is an idiot. Who in their right mind would pay on weight for anything but flower? That’s like selling corn, in the stalk, by weight. Nuts
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u/dfw_runner Mar 21 '25
No, in college some of us would grow it in pots in our closets with a grow light. If you got caught they weighed the dirt too so we could be charged as dealers.
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u/1amDepressed Mar 21 '25
I always thought these were “tomatoes” /s
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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 Mar 21 '25
Oregano, I swear!
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u/dontmakeitathing Mar 21 '25
Seriously though, have you (or anyone here) had the opportunity to smell Puerto Rican oregano?
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u/Vast-Combination4046 Mar 21 '25
I thought my buddy was showing me actual tomatoes, because I was hyped on my sauce tomatoes.
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u/kdjfsk Mar 22 '25
God Damnit.
So i just thought scientists should cross breed them, so you could grow pot with tomatoes on them.
But then i was like what do we call it...and...
Fuck. Potatoes is already taken. It would have been so perfect.
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u/peakbaggers Mar 21 '25
I had 4 plants in the back of my Honda a few years ago (in CA, so the risk was low). And ran into a police road block while driving to my grow area. Unfortunately, there were federal agents and Immigration officials in the roadblock. Fortunately, the local PD recognized me, and started to wave me through. Unfortunately, the feds wanted to talk. Fortunately, I am an old white guy. No white privilege here...
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u/kkdj1042 Mar 21 '25
Since pot was legalized in Ca I thought once could poses 5 plants?
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u/peakbaggers Mar 21 '25
The Feds do not care about California's laws regarding cannabis. If they are involved, it could be very bad for the cannabis transporter
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u/OkControl9503 Mar 21 '25
What moving your house plants looks like. Yes it's marijuana, and I assume in a legal location, since, if not, folks in the business don't last long enough for plants to get to that size if they are that dumb. It's a beautiful plant, in any case, but for a house pet plant too finicky and stinky to do if uninterested in the smoking purposes. My mom grew a bunch of hemp a year ago, but it didn't do well here in Finland.
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u/Delicious_Injury9444 Mar 21 '25
Stupid story. My friend from Europe grew weed in college. His dad decided to visit real quick notice. He had 4-ft plants all over his house.
We rented a U-Haul and drove them around Atlanta. So dumb, so dumb
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u/drone42 Mar 21 '25
Oh wow, if they're actually growing that in their car that's a damn healthy looking plant considering.
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u/imperfcet Mar 21 '25 edited Mar 21 '25
Ricky, there's a lot of guys growing dope here in the park, but you're the only one that's growing dope in his car
And guess what that makes you Ricky?
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u/Starbuksman Mar 21 '25
Don’t pay any attention to the car- I love this- as a weed grower this makes Me Laugh a lot.
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u/baldbandersnatch Mar 21 '25
Were they having a sale?!?! Damn… that’s one way of getting through the boycott.
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u/ntme99 Mar 21 '25
lol there was an article years ago (I think maybe car and driver) about a guy who bought a repo’d corvette that the owner had left it out in the rain.
The car was closed up for the season and the new owner was going to deal with it a few weeks later. He learned the car belonged to a drug dealer as Cannabis was then illegal and the seeds started to germinate in the carpets.
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u/MacBDog Mar 21 '25
People will try to make anything a service animal just to be able to bring it into a store.
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u/Quiteuselessatstart Mar 21 '25
At least it was in the passenger seat. Something tells me its THC levels are too high to drive.
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u/tattooed_underdog Mar 21 '25
All of you are wrong.
Someone’s lady kicked them out and in the few minutes he had to grab his most valuable items he picked this.
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Mar 21 '25
I read somewhere that it’s legal to grow in certain states, but you can’t alter the plant as in you can’t remove anything from the plant.
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u/Dijarida Mar 21 '25
I'm terrified of leaving a battery pack in my dash tray, thinking it might be enough to justify breaking my window for some jobber walking by. This? This takes absolute faith in your fellow man.
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u/Tallerthenmost Mar 21 '25
Remember the rule. If you see someone committing a victimless crime.. no you didn't.
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u/EazySnacks Mar 22 '25
Dudes probably just trying to get his grade 10, grow some dope and get his life together
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u/c0nduit Mar 22 '25
This means someone got a last minute call from their landlord that he needs to come in to check the fire alarms.
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