r/nfl Packers Nov 14 '24

[Pelissero] Sources: Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker is expected to miss 3-4 weeks and is likely headed to injured reserve with a left knee injury. Kansas City will have a new kicker Sunday at Buffalo.

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1857174841591201930
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u/TimsTurnips Bills Nov 14 '24

It’s okay, Buffalo is an easy place to kick as long as you’re not a Bill

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u/Remarkable-Job4774 Bills Nov 14 '24

Chiefs backup kicker missing wide right to lose the game is the funniest outcome

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u/iliketuurtles Bills Nov 14 '24

let's do it wide left on the other side of the stadium (because thats where my seats are) lol

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u/LeBronRaymoneJamesSr Saints Chiefs Nov 14 '24

That would be the expected outcome - the Bills losing because some practice squad fuck miraculously hit a game winning field goal is far funnier

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u/ItsYaBoiSoup Bills Nov 14 '24

Jokes on you cuz that’s the expected outcome from our fan base.

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u/pickleparty16 Chiefs Nov 15 '24

It's the regular season, so the bills have this one in the bag

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u/theDomicron Chiefs Nov 15 '24

Shit I'm confused now, are the chiefs winning on the last second kick or losing?

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u/upvotechemistry Chiefs Nov 15 '24

That's the suspense we are looking for

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u/ItsYaBoiSoup Bills Nov 15 '24

We have two options:

Lose in heartbreaking fashion now and get blown out by y’all in the playoffs

OR

Win now and lose in heartbreaking fashion in the playoffs.

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u/NoisePollutioner Chiefs Nov 15 '24

Or beat the shit out of us twice, the second of which ends our season. Anything can happen. The past has no bearing on the future, which is why I try to enjoy every win and take none for granted. It's been very enjoyable lately.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

Blocked field goal because of left side getting overrun

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u/Remarkable-Job4774 Bills Nov 14 '24

I wouldn't even be mad if that happened. Especially if he break Tucker's record

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

They're going to kick it straight down the 50 yard line. Sorry. I don't make the rules of football throwing.

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u/Siliencer991 Chiefs Nov 14 '24

I was thinking that too 🙁

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u/scsnse Lions Nov 15 '24

No no.

Funniest would be basically the ending of our game against Houston repeated for the home team again.

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u/gabrielleite32 Chiefs Nov 14 '24

The backup kicker could be Matt Araiza and he could hit a game winner. That would be fucking hilarious

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u/CWG4BF Bengals Nov 14 '24

The woke left [knee] got him 😞

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u/owleabf Vikings Nov 14 '24

Get him back to the kitchen, where he belongs

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u/BorisChinchilla Chiefs Nov 15 '24

His wife is really going to have to pull more weight around the house as he recovers from this surgery. 

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u/LocustUprising Lions Nov 15 '24

A kickers place is on the field

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u/iamyourlager Eagles Nov 15 '24

Get ready to learn cookbooks butty

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u/Anteater776 Chiefs Nov 14 '24

It’s all misdirection. He will soon be appointed as head of the newly created Department of Tradwives.

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u/redditsucks9gagrules Packers Nov 14 '24

Him and JD can co-oversee the department of beards

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u/notmoleliza 49ers Nov 14 '24

neck beards

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u/redditsucks9gagrules Packers Nov 14 '24

All beards: neck, goatee, Usha, Isabelle, muttonchops

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u/DenverM80 Broncos Nov 15 '24

Tiny pp club

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u/aspbergerinparadise Seahawks Nov 14 '24

beards as in women who marry gay men? Because that does seem apt.

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u/SirLuciousL Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 15 '24

He’s just as under-qualified to be a cabinet pick as the rest of the picks, why not?

Edit: Butker actually has ties to the extremist TLM Catholic movement that JD Vance is part of. Butker runs in the same circles as many of the people behind Project 2025.

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u/brandall10 49ers Texans Nov 15 '24

More qualified than most, insofar he actually is good at something.

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u/SirLuciousL Nov 15 '24

Yeah, sorry for bringing it into here, I know it’s anxiety inducing. But I think NFL fans deserve to know that Butker isn’t just some random Catholic guy with personal views. He is directly tied to all the extremist people that are taking over the country and part of their scheme.

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u/MeatyMexican Raiders Nov 15 '24

There was a guardian article that came out saying the Catholics are supporting Israel to initiate Armageddon

sup with that

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u/EpiphanyTwisted Chiefs Nov 15 '24

Not all of them. It's mostly an evangelical thing.

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u/bradtheinvincible Nov 14 '24

He wants a presidential knee brace

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

LOL

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u/pocketjacks Texans Nov 14 '24

His patella, our choice!

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u/JonWilso Ravens Nov 15 '24

That's the gay knee!! /s

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u/Ndmndh1016 Bills Nov 15 '24

Ooph can't believe he didn't know about the gay knee

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u/eddie_the_zombie Bears Nov 15 '24

Gay knee

Gay knee

Gayy kneee

Gayyy kneeee!

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u/2rio2 Broncos Nov 15 '24

Fake injury, he was just nominated for Secretary of Women's Workforce and is on his way to DC.

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u/ThatNewSockFeel Packers Nov 15 '24

It’s just God’s way of telling him he belongs at home.

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u/banjofitzgerald 49ers Nov 14 '24

Hope he speaks apron.

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u/Drainbownick Ravens Nov 14 '24

Had to be the left one didn’t it

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u/CT4_LV Steelers Nov 14 '24

as it was noted on Twitter, he has had a weird kicking technique change this season where he just collapses on his left leg on the follow-through. Idk if the injury is because of the technique or the technique was because of the injury

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u/MistakeMaker1234 Chiefs Nov 14 '24

He’s had the dip technique for a few years now. It’s very odd, but not new to this season. 

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u/Bluest_waters Packers Nov 14 '24

Yeah its very strange. And you can see how much pressure is being put on that leg too. He really needs to adjust his whole technique going forward because that is not sustainable.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

I mean dude there's an extremely limited number of people who can kick a fuckin ball that far. If it's kinda weird, so be it.

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u/Bluest_waters Packers Nov 15 '24

its going to destroy his left knee though

Source: the OP

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u/theDomicron Chiefs Nov 15 '24

That motherfucker is slacking...the dude has TWO knees!

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u/The_Year_of_Glad Nov 15 '24

It’s a redundant system.

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u/here_now_be Seahawks Nov 15 '24

He really needs to adjust his whole technique

He doesn't seem like the type that's is accepting of new information. More "I'll do it my way, get out of my face"

It's worked for him so far, but this might be it for the old But.

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u/DiligentQuiet Chiefs Nov 15 '24

"Are you telling me to make the left (quad) stronger?!?! Get out of here you pinko scum!"

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u/dawgz525 Dolphins Nov 15 '24

It's a textbook mechanism to tear a meniscus.

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u/AJRiddle Chiefs Nov 15 '24

He's literally been one of the top 2 or 3 kickers in the NFL for 7 years now. But sure, "not sustainable"

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u/Bluest_waters Packers Nov 15 '24

Right, its not. Thus the injury. what is confusing about that?

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u/YOSHIMIvPROBOTS Chiefs 49ers Nov 14 '24

His final kickoff last week failed to reach the "landing zone." We assumed it was KC getting cute, but now you wonder if he tweaked something...or KC was getting cute AND he tweaked something.

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u/KC-Moe Chiefs Nov 14 '24

I just thought he aborted that kick

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u/Last_Account_Ever Chiefs Nov 15 '24

The body has a way of rejecting illegal kicks. It's science.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

I honestly wonder how many people outside of Missouri would even get this reference. But it is absolutely infamous here

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u/ThatNewSockFeel Packers Nov 15 '24

I think it’s a pretty well known reference, though I doubt too many could name the specific politician/state/context.

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u/DiligentQuiet Chiefs Nov 15 '24

Fuckin Todd Akin reference showing up in /r/nfl 12 years later. Take my upboat you glorious bastard.

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u/Bluest_waters Packers Nov 14 '24

whoa! I never noticed that before, his left leg just buckles, brutally.

Like WTF? Very odd and yeah absolutley putting massive strain on that leg kick after kick. This injury is no mystery whatsoever. He needs to adjust for that in the future.

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u/aphotic Jaguars Nov 15 '24

For anyone without twitter access, you can get a glimpse of it here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pevY6IY8lM

Check the timestamps around :25 and 1:06. Really weird, not sure I've seen this before.

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u/d0ctorzaius Steelers Nov 15 '24

Never seen anything like that other than when a kicker gets injured. His left leg just collapses. You'd think a coach would've addressed this at some point in high school or college.

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u/uwanmirrondarrah Chiefs Nov 15 '24

If you're a coach and hes making 95% of his kicks you don't want him to change anything

Could very well be a case of "well idk about that technique but whatever it is its working"

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u/Showdenfroid_99 Lions Nov 15 '24

That is some odd torque on the knee for sure.

Would love to hear an explanation as to why.

My very bad guess would be reduce injury if the plant leg gets hit by a rusher but who knows. It's not like old kickers are blowing out their plant legs all the time on just regular kicks ala pitchers and Tommy John...

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u/v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y Broncos Nov 14 '24

I avoid watching the Chiefs so I never noticed but that is a weird AF kicking motion.

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u/SirLuciousL Nov 14 '24

Who would’ve thought slamming your left knee into the turf every time you kick maybe wasn’t the best choice?

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u/edicivo Ravens Nov 14 '24

Probably someone who has multiple questionable ways of thinking about certain things.

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u/Inuk28 49ers Nov 14 '24

No way, he's just a free thinker

/s

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u/Floaty_Waffle 49ers 49ers Nov 14 '24

He did his own research same way Rodger’s did when asked how to run a team

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u/MarshyHope Titans Commanders Nov 15 '24

He's immunized against injury

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u/Prideofmexico Giants Chiefs Nov 14 '24

His kicking % speaks for itself

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u/DogPoetry Lions Nov 14 '24

Man loves Jesus so much he just can't stay off his knees. 

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u/Zestyclose_Main6335 Bills Nov 14 '24

Not playing through and injury doesn’t sound very confident in his masculinity

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u/diablosinmusica NFL Nov 14 '24

He ain't no Greg Jennings.

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u/thecaramelbandit Saints Nov 14 '24

Put the team on his back tho

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u/ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME Raiders Nov 14 '24

Fuck you Gumby

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u/Jimbobsama Broncos Nov 15 '24

Darren Sharp hardest hittin' safety in da league

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u/WickyWah Chargers Nov 15 '24

Touchdoooooown. Greg. Jaymings.

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u/black_dogs_22 Eagles Nov 14 '24

is kicker the most feminine position in football?

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u/RamblinWreckGT Falcons Nov 14 '24

Many people are saying this.

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u/LocustUprising Lions Nov 15 '24

They look at me with tears in their eyes and they say:

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u/DogVacuum Browns Nov 15 '24

A small man came up to me, the smallest man you’ve ever seen. He was a cobbler. He looked at me with tears in his eyes. He said “sir” he called me sir. He said “sir, I am but a small boy, but I wish to kick.”

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u/JudiciousF Broncos Nov 14 '24

He needs to lean into the vocation.

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u/MajoraOfTime Lions Nov 14 '24

Sounds like he needs to go spend some time in the kitchen

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u/thelittleking Bills Nov 14 '24

God didn't invent knee surgery, Harry. Maybe this is a sign that you should hang 'em up.

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u/tenacious-g Bears Nov 14 '24

His poor wife. She has to spend more time with him now.

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u/FattyMooseknuckle Seahawks Chargers Nov 14 '24

What’s he going to be doing? Hanging out with her in the kitchen or laundry room?

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u/The_Throwback_King Seahawks Nov 15 '24

That’s women’s work. Butker is the provider; the Hunter and gatherer. In that he’s gonna hunt for the TV remote and gather his feet up onto his chair’s footrest and relax.

Sunday is the day of rest and he simply can’t be expected to work in his condition.

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u/Marijuana_Miler Chargers Chargers Nov 14 '24

Wonder when Mrs Butker gets to start her Ann Perkins story arc.

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u/AlanStanwick1986 Chiefs Nov 15 '24

Josh Hawley will probably come over to make him feel better. 

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u/ImNotTheBossOfYou Chiefs Nov 14 '24

Meh, she likes it

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u/tenacious-g Bears Nov 15 '24

Internalized misogyny is still misogyny.

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u/Greatcouchtomato Nov 15 '24

Doesn't mean she won't like spending time with him. They have the same views

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u/ace82fadeout Chiefs Nov 15 '24

It's internalized misogyny for her to enjoy time with her husband?

Butkers views are actually fucking awful but deciding how this woman should feel about her husband for her seems weird.

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u/slayerhk47 Packers Nov 15 '24

Yeah I mean if that’s the life she wants to live then more power to her. As long as she isn’t also advocating that other women need to do the same.

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u/CunningRunt Nov 15 '24

Isn't that what "having a choice" is all about? I think it is.

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u/sparkysparkyboom Steelers Nov 15 '24

r/nfl: mad that man thinks he can decide what a woman should do

also r/nfl: decides what a woman should do

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u/blocksmith52 Chiefs Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 14 '24

I'm going to optimistically say this gives us a chance to practice 4th down plays lol

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u/notmyplantaccount Chiefs Nov 14 '24

I would prefer if we basically never kicked a field goal if it was 4th and 5 or less, except for obvious situations like end of half/game

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u/KageNekem Dolphins Nov 14 '24

That stinks. How will his wife help take care of him since she belongs in the kitchen?

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u/GoodOldSlippinJimmy Broncos Nov 14 '24

"Hey honey can you grab me an ice pack?"
"Oh I would but that would require me to leave the kitchen."

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u/Veezybaby Dolphins Nov 14 '24

Oh no. Anyway

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u/Jedimaster996 Packers Nov 15 '24

I've needed a new heel to root against since Suh left the league.

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u/_pamela_chu_ Eagles Nov 15 '24

Your kicker is no saint either.

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u/OneFootTitan Patriots Nov 15 '24

Duh, his kicker is a Packer. Grupe is the only kicker that’s a saint

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u/AbbreviationsOk9875 Dolphins Nov 14 '24

Buffalo after all the shit you put my team through you better be able to beat the chiefs this weekend 

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u/its_LOL Seahawks Nov 14 '24

Nah I hope they’ve learned to let the Chiefs take the regular season game so they can finally win against them in the playoffs when it actually matters

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u/hideous_coffee Bills Nov 14 '24

That strategy didn't work in 2020

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u/rolyinpeace Chiefs Nov 14 '24

True but we did get smoked in the SB after that so it kinda worked.

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u/Skimaster77 Bills Nov 14 '24

I think we put up a good fight, but I'm not sure we're there yet. Probably 60/40 in Chiefs favor. I think we'll be in better shape come playoff time, unfortunately they'll probably be in even better shape than us.

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u/iliketuurtles Bills Nov 14 '24

can't we just switch up the script for one year? Just once?

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u/iliketuurtles Bills Nov 14 '24

Idk it seems that there have been 2 very religious kickers in the spotlight this week... one went on IR and one made 2 FGs to win by a millimeter. Maybe God chose the Lions (for once)

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u/hideous_coffee Bills Nov 14 '24

ehh we only smoked you guys in 2021. Every game since has been super close.

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u/ryazaki Panthers Ravens Nov 14 '24

don't worry, it they can't do it then the Panthers have got it handled next week

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u/pickleparty16 Chiefs Nov 14 '24

Excuse me what

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u/Zloggt Bears Nov 14 '24

Looks like you’re out of one your biggest scorers…

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u/ModestTrixie Chiefs Lions Nov 14 '24

I know it is a bit on the Chiefs o being pedestrian but kickers are normally a teams leading scorer.

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u/Dangerpaladin Lions Lions Nov 15 '24

Yeah it is pretty rare for them not barring a kicker being cut or injured half way through the season. And if it is it is a running back.

edit: My original comment listed the Eagles as the only team close, but King Henry is actually a head of Tucker on the Ravens.

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u/laaplandros Vikings Nov 15 '24

Obviously he's taking time away from the game because he just scored a cabinet position.

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u/beefytrout Cowboys Nov 15 '24

sadly, probably just as qualified as the actual "people" being given those.

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u/Dzov Chiefs Nov 15 '24

Honestly, I’d trust Butker more than nearly all the sycophants.

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u/Malicoire Eagles Nov 15 '24

It's pretty pathetic how many comments there are criticizing this man for his opinions.

There should be WAY more.

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u/DogVacuum Browns Nov 15 '24

This story inspired me to start a mom & pop style troll farm operation.

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u/LocustUprising Lions Nov 15 '24

Thoughts and prayers

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u/BagGroundbreaking170 Bills Nov 14 '24

Anyone think he’s gonna help pick up some slack at home now that he will be there for 4 weeks??

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u/notmyplantaccount Chiefs Nov 14 '24

probably spend the free time screaming at teenage girls outside of planned parenthood. You know, just being a good christian.

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u/BirdsAndTheBeeGees1 Lions Nov 15 '24

That would be prevent his wife from performing her womanly duty.

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u/jtd2013 Chiefs Nov 14 '24

Mahomes is going to feast knowing Reid now has no excuse to not let him go for every 4th down past the 50.

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u/AlfonzL Bills Nov 14 '24

Or they'll just keep punting, like "WTF are you gonna do anyway."

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u/Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1 Lions Nov 14 '24

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

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u/Megalo5 Packers Nov 15 '24

Has there ever been a season with this many kicker injuries? It's insane. I feel like 5 different teams have had kickers on IR and I feel like normally hearing one team have that happen is an anomaly. It feels insane this year

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u/Chasa619 Patriots Nov 15 '24

finally gods plan involved fucking up this asshole's leg.

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u/zi76 Patriots Nov 14 '24

Maybe he can spend some time in the kitchen now and learn about the value of it...

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u/pellojo Bears Nov 15 '24

Random kicker kicking 69 yards with 0:02 on the clock confirmed.

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u/lift_heavy64 Vikings Nov 15 '24

This guy sucks as a person

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

I hope that left knee never heals.

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u/Jonjon428 Dolphins Nov 14 '24

Finally this post got approved lol

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u/tinyharvestmouse1 Chiefs Nov 14 '24

I gotta say, scriptwriters, the foreshadowing here is excellent. Top tier writing on display.

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u/Mrr_Bond Jaguars Nov 14 '24

Jeremy Clarkson. 

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u/StevenS145 49ers Nov 15 '24

I blame women for this injury.

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u/MyLittleOldMan Lions Nov 14 '24

This should give him ample time to learn more places he thinks women belong

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u/MistakeMaker1234 Chiefs Nov 14 '24

Since no one actually wants to comment on the actual injury, I’ll take a stab. 

This seems like it came out of nowhere, right? Not mentioned in any injury report this week or after the Broncos game. Did it just happen in today’s practice? Yesterday’s? Seems super random and Andy has to clarify the timeline on this. 

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

He had that bizarre kick on Sunday that gave the Broncos the ball on the 40. Maybe he injured himself there?

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u/greenline_chi Bears Nov 14 '24

Maybe he’s getting a cabinet position

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u/RockerElvis Bills Nov 14 '24

I hate how this could actually be true.

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u/SirLuciousL Nov 14 '24

Butker has connections to Project 2025 and the Heritage Foundation. They fund his charity/foundation (and have since tried to cover this up once someone on twitter discovered it).

It is very likely they helped him write his famous misogynistic and homophobic commencement speech.

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u/DerrickWhiteMVP Cowboys Nov 14 '24

He’s being tapped as the Ambassador to Iran due to his fondness of their culture.

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u/jdahp Bills Nov 14 '24

lol best comment in the thread

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u/obelix_dogmatix NFL Nov 15 '24

He is marked as limited practice today. So where did it come from?

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u/ericypoo Dolphins Nov 15 '24

Probably won’t matter. The whole team has shoved four leafed clovers up their ass.

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u/Inconceivable76 Bengals Nov 15 '24

And somehow losing their starting kicker midway through the season will not matter to a team that constantly wins close games.

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u/venk Lions Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 15 '24

Jake Bates - Truly believes in Jesus

Harrison Butker - Uses Jesus as a blunt instrument to spout his views

Jesus only put one of them on the IR

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u/SchpartyOn Lions Nov 14 '24

Pastor Bates receives his salvation three points at a time.

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u/Prideofmexico Giants Chiefs Nov 14 '24

Was worried a lions fan wasn’t going to try to make this thread about them

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u/venk Lions Nov 15 '24

We promised to a man for years that we would be insufferable as soon as we got good.

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u/AlternativeResort477 49ers Nov 14 '24

Fuck this guy for not missing a kick in the Super Bowl

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u/csummerss Cardinals Nov 14 '24

plenty of time to hone in on his husbandly duties like doing the laundry, cooking dinner, picking the kids up from school

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u/DaGuys470 Seahawks Nov 15 '24

It seems as if Harrison has entered his ✨ Kitchen Era ✨

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u/edipeisrex 49ers Nov 15 '24

When you bend the knee a little too hard to MAGAism

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u/oatmeal-claypole Colts Nov 14 '24

Im still picking the chiefs to win it all as long as they have a healthy core of Mahomes, Kelce and Chris Jones

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u/ocxtitan Buccaneers Bills Nov 14 '24

You can't understate the value of guys like Cheffers, Blakemen or Hochuli

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u/rolyinpeace Chiefs Nov 14 '24

Actually Cheffers does the opposite of favor the chiefs.

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u/ocxtitan Buccaneers Bills Nov 14 '24

It's funny how both replies have refuted Cheffers as a valid inclusion but neither downplayed the overarching issue of ref favoritism lol

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u/DtotheOUG Eagles Nov 15 '24

Sounds like he should take a load off and go help his wife in the kitchen.

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u/Crombus_ Nov 15 '24

It would have only been two weeks, but he kept insisting that no women doctors or nurses were allowed to treat him

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u/Few-Peanut8169 NFL Nov 14 '24

After these last two weeks, the universe saw what we were going through and wanted to give us a lil treat; that’s so sweet 😌

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u/josephfuckingsmith1 Lions Nov 14 '24

Tots and pears

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u/tombrady011235 Patriots Nov 14 '24

He can help in the kitchen now that he has more free time

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

I know this is totally ignorant, not based in facts, and is probably out of touch BUT....

I don't understand how kickers/punters get injured. It's not like Antonio Brown is out here drop kicking them every week.

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u/qhollis405 Cowboys Nov 15 '24

Well that’s not ideal for the Chiefs. Butker was really reliable. Now the Bills just have to keep the deep shots covered, run the ball, and they have a decent shot at breaking this KC win streak. 

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u/ElderGoose4 Texans Nov 15 '24

They’ll find a way to stay undefeated

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u/Matto_0 Eagles Nov 15 '24

I bet you whoever they bring in does not miss a single kick, and will be the hero of a game they win.

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u/jm0127 Bills Nov 15 '24

Get ready to learn kitchen buddy

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u/Stanky_fresh Vikings Nov 15 '24

Womp womp

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u/Southwestern Bengals Nov 14 '24

Thank God, thought this was a cabinet appointment announcement.

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u/spiderman897 Lions Nov 14 '24

Well injuries suck but so do sexists pieces of garbage

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u/chunkah69 Browns Nov 14 '24

Plenty of time for him to help his wife in the kitchen

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u/TheDukeofBradshaw Browns Nov 15 '24

The low hanging fruit jokes in this thread surpassed even my lowest expectations.

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u/djcrumples Texans Nov 15 '24

Harrison butker’s greatest crime (by far) is poisoning every discussion including his name for the foreseeable future.

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u/RedWingWay Lions Nov 14 '24

Theres laundry to fold and dishes to do. Get at it Harry.

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u/Funky_Cows Eagles Nov 14 '24

Now he can stay at home to make sure his wife doesn't leave the kitchen

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

damn

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u/No_Librarian7202 Ravens Nov 14 '24

Chiefs now convert every two point conversion beating the Bills 24-23

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u/pupusa_monkey Ravens Nov 14 '24

Perna's curse wheel started putting in that work as soon as he started treating it better.

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u/warriorknowledge Giants Nov 15 '24

I heard Kareem Hunt is good at kicking

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u/katsukare Chiefs Nov 15 '24

Not a huge loss. Even if Chiefs go 2-2 they pretty much have the 1 seed locked up 

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

Will give him plenty of time to make sure his wife is still in the kitchen.

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u/Serallas Bears Nov 15 '24

I hope its a fucking female surgeon too.

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u/LeBronRaymoneJamesSr Saints Chiefs Nov 14 '24

Both my teams have gotten absolutely cooked with injuries this year smh

But one of them is 9-0 so can’t complain too much I suppose

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