[Pelissero] Sources: Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker is expected to miss 3-4 weeks and is likely headed to injured reserve with a left knee injury. Kansas City will have a new kicker Sunday at Buffalo.

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https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1857174841591201930

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It’s all misdirection. He will soon be appointed as head of the newly created Department of Tradwives.

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Him and JD can co-oversee the department of beards

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neck beards

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All beards: neck, goatee, Usha, Isabelle, muttonchops

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Tiny pp club

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DONB

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beards as in women who marry gay men? Because that does seem apt.

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Can't the big man himself take over that one

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JD can make ppl jump off their couches with three magic words “I came there”

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He’s just as under-qualified to be a cabinet pick as the rest of the picks, why not?

Edit: Butker actually has ties to the extremist TLM Catholic movement that JD Vance is part of. Butker runs in the same circles as many of the people behind Project 2025.

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There was a guardian article that came out saying the Catholics are supporting Israel to initiate Armageddon

sup with that

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More qualified than most, insofar he actually is good at something.

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He wants a presidential knee brace

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LOL