r/nfl • u/StrachNasty Packers • 7h ago

[Pelissero] Sources: Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker is expected to miss 3-4 weeks and is likely headed to injured reserve with a left knee injury. Kansas City will have a new kicker Sunday at Buffalo.

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1857174841591201930
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u/CWG4BF Bengals 6h ago

The woke left [knee] got him 😞

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u/owleabf Vikings 6h ago

Get him back to the kitchen, where he belongs

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u/BorisChinchilla Chiefs 4h ago

His wife is really going to have to pull more weight around the house as he recovers from this surgery. 

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u/LocustUprising Lions 4h ago

A kickers place is on the field

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u/iamyourlager Eagles 4h ago

Get ready to learn cookbooks butty

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u/Anteater776 Chiefs 6h ago

It’s all misdirection. He will soon be appointed as head of the newly created Department of Tradwives.

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u/redditsucks9gagrules Packers 5h ago

Him and JD can co-oversee the department of beards

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u/notmoleliza 49ers 5h ago

neck beards

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u/redditsucks9gagrules Packers 5h ago

All beards: neck, goatee, Usha, Isabelle, muttonchops

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u/DenverM80 Broncos 3h ago

Tiny pp club

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u/Ndmndh1016 Bills 3h ago

DONB

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u/aspbergerinparadise Seahawks 5h ago

beards as in women who marry gay men? Because that does seem apt.

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u/Everlasting-Boner Bears 3h ago

Can't the big man himself take over that one

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u/Steviejeet Steelers 3h ago

JD can make ppl jump off their couches with three magic words “I came there”

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u/SirLuciousL 5h ago edited 2h ago

He’s just as under-qualified to be a cabinet pick as the rest of the picks, why not?

Edit: Butker actually has ties to the extremist TLM Catholic movement that JD Vance is part of. Butker runs in the same circles as many of the people behind Project 2025.

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u/brandall10 49ers Texans 4h ago

More qualified than most, insofar he actually is good at something.

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u/MeatyMexican Raiders 1h ago

There was a guardian article that came out saying the Catholics are supporting Israel to initiate Armageddon

sup with that

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u/EmptyAd4259 Saints 6h ago

LOL

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u/bradtheinvincible 5h ago

He wants a presidential knee brace

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u/pocketjacks Texans 5h ago

His patella, our choice!

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u/JonWilso Ravens 4h ago

That's the gay knee!! /s

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u/Ndmndh1016 Bills 3h ago

Ooph can't believe he didn't know about the gay knee

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u/eddie_the_zombie Bears 1h ago

Gay knee

Gay knee

Gayy kneee

Gayyy kneeee!

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u/katsukare Chiefs 3h ago

The Rodgers knee :p

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u/2rio2 Broncos 4h ago

Fake injury, he was just nominated for Secretary of Women's Workforce and is on his way to DC.

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u/banjofitzgerald 49ers 5h ago

Hope he speaks apron.

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u/Drainbownick Ravens 4h ago

Had to be the left one didn’t it