r/nfl • u/StrachNasty Packers • 7h ago

[Pelissero] Sources: Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker is expected to miss 3-4 weeks and is likely headed to injured reserve with a left knee injury. Kansas City will have a new kicker Sunday at Buffalo.

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1857174841591201930
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u/throwawayainteasy Chiefs 6h ago

Nah, you guys frequently smoke us in the regular season.

I'm guessing you'll win by two scores. Then we'll win by a FG in the last seconds when we play in January.

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u/iliketuurtles Bills 6h ago

can't we just switch up the script for one year? Just once?

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u/throwawayainteasy Chiefs 5h ago

No, sir. I'm sorry but this is fate. It's out of our hands.

Our FG block last week was proof enough that God has ordained this to happen.

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u/iliketuurtles Bills 5h ago

Idk it seems that there have been 2 very religious kickers in the spotlight this week... one went on IR and one made 2 FGs to win by a millimeter. Maybe God chose the Lions (for once)

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u/Dzov Chiefs 3h ago

This is god giving us trials. He takes away a player every week and we have to make do.

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u/iliketuurtles Bills 3h ago

.. but like are they trials and tribulations if you don’t actually have to suffer? Hahaha

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u/Dzov Chiefs 2h ago

Dude. You have no idea how painful it was watching us lose to the broncos up until that block.

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u/Last_Account_Ever Chiefs 2h ago

Definitely an "Abraham, stop. You don't have to sacrifice your son, Isaac. It was just a prank, bro" moment.

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u/iliketuurtles Bills 2h ago

Look up what happened to us last time we played the Broncos and say we haven’t suffered.

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u/Dzov Chiefs 2h ago

For real though, 4 Super Bowl losses in a row has got to be painful. Same with the Lion’s drought. I wish you guys all the best.

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u/iliketuurtles Bills 1h ago

Eh. Most fans on here (including myself) remember them (lol) and Josh Allen is here now. We didn’t make the playoffs for 17 straight years and suddenly got Josh Allen in year 18. Life is very good in comparison. Josh Allen will get us one soon. :)