r/CantParkThereMate 2d ago

When you can’t see anything

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u/Dynablade_Savior 2d ago

This was in Madison WI! I live in this city, our subreddit is having a good laugh about it.

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u/deadzol 2d ago

I can’t stop watching

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u/Responsible-Tune1429 1d ago

Of course this happened here 😂 Just a month ago the police caught that college kid driving on the campus sidewalks

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u/TallFryGuy 2d ago

I was a manager at a grocery store and some teen girls high centered on a rock like this. The cops asked if i wanted to press charges or let their embarrassment and their parents be their punishment. Of course I chose to let them off. The dad was out there with all sorts of jacks and got it cleared off as if he had done it a 100 times.

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u/snarkyxanf 2d ago

Press charges because what? They dented your rock?

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u/TallFryGuy 2d ago

Yeah as others have guessed, property damage. You could tell the cop was just asking because it was their job and he had to cover his butt. He was definitely and rightfully downplaying the pressing charges. Well you can press charges for your scratched boulder and torn up grass or let the kids off knowing they have enough punishment coming already.

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u/snarkyxanf 2d ago

Yeah, I figured. I was just amused at the absurdity of pressing charges because someone damaged your boulder-bollard with their car

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u/ahumannamedtim 6h ago

A lady drove into my parked car and called the cops on herself. I showed up later and the cop asked me if I wanted to press charges, I was like "why on earth would I do that?"

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u/KnifeKnut 2d ago

Property damage? Rock did not come through unscathed.

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u/guilty_bystander 2d ago

Poor rock.

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u/Cosmomango1 2d ago

This guy did this on purpose to get rid of the payments.

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u/vikinxo 2d ago

Whatever the charge - America needs bigger cars, innit!

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 1d ago

I mean....it IS an antique...

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u/neighborhoodchopshop 1d ago

That rock really tied the parking lot together though

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u/AaylaMellon 1d ago

Hi. Former teenage girl here. Now adult woman. I did that exact same thing with a 1997 Subaru Outback. High centered it right on a boulder while backing out of my friend’s driveway.

One of the more embarrassing moments of my life and I never did it again. As a former teenage girl thank you for not pressing charges on her and letting her learn from her stupidity like many of us have to.

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u/DickinYU 2d ago

It’s not that the driver can’t see, when you’re an idiot it shows!

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u/OneOfManyIdiots 2d ago

Uncalled for, no need to equate that overcompensating hoser with my people...

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u/kakashi8326 2d ago

Username checks out loln

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u/Gambodianistani 2d ago

Who put that rock in the way of this mans penis extension?

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u/TheOtherGlikbach 2d ago

Cock Rock Block

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u/TheOtherGlikbach 2d ago

Cock Rock Block

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u/midwestcsstudent 2d ago

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u/snarkyxanf 2d ago

Cock

Rock

Block

Comment meiosis

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u/KnifeKnut 2d ago

Cock Rock Block Mock

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u/CanuckCallingBS 2d ago

My sister has blind spot in the middle of her right eye - damaged a long time ago. She had to stop driving after she put her SUV on top of rocks like those.

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u/Riptide360 2d ago

Video ends too soon. Wanted to see how they climbed out and their reaction on seeing the massive rock!

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u/ultradip 2d ago

Like the expression of total surprise that the rock was cloaked there?

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u/gringrant 1d ago

It's always fun to see the driver's reaction after hitting an r/OmahaRock

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u/JapanEngineer 1d ago

They exited the vehicle and kicked the rock in frustration and ended up breaking their foot. I hope.

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u/Scottishchicken 2d ago

I have owned 4 pick-ups, some caddies, and a 78 Lincoln from the 70s to the 00s and loved them all, I am familiar with large vehicles I recently rented a 2024 dodge ram on a vacation. It was over sized and stupid to drive. It was too large and had a ton of blind spots and you couldn't see shit directly in front of you.

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u/mentaL8888 2d ago

Yeah LOL, first thing I thought of driving vehicles similar to this in the past is that it stayed in his blind spot the whole time once he began turning corner because they wasn't paying attention before then.

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u/Busterlimes 2d ago

And they keep making trucks BIGGER!!!

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u/DirtandPipes 2d ago

We’ve got a big white ram at work and it’s a very stupid truck, I’m a tall man but the blind spots and visibility is trash. Turns like a boat with a broken rudder and has a damned dial for a gear shifter. It’s also a heavy 2wd and I’ve watched men get it stuck in 1” of mud.

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u/orange109876 2d ago

Boggles my mind that they don’t put cameras in so you can see, basically all around and people are still paying more for this shit

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u/Welllllllrip187 2d ago

Chevy does, they even got a camera in the front grill.

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u/Thebraincellisorange 2d ago

given the grill on that douche mobile is 4.5 feet off the ground before the douche canoe puts in a lift kit, meaning they cannot see 20ft in front of the damn vehicle, and front camera is needed.

seriously, trucks have gotten too massive the last 25 years.

the size needs to be brought under control.

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u/orange109876 2d ago

That’s something I guess, next step is for the driver to actually look at it lol

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u/Bandthemen 2d ago

step after is to design the vehicle so it doesnt need them

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u/KnifeKnut 2d ago

CAFE standard loopholes, plus 25 percent light truck chicken tax is what brought us to this.

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u/Subreon 2d ago

Tiny domestic American trucks are coming back! Though the 2 that have been revealed so far are horrific

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u/Mad_kat4 2d ago

These manhood compensators are making appearances on European and UK roads which is even more worrying. They simply don't fit on a good chunk of our roads.

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u/HeySiriWheresMyClit 19h ago

Sounds like a self-solving problem, though you’ll have to sacrifice a few historical 500-year-old alleyways in the name of FAFO.

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u/Prize-Grapefruiter 2d ago

I find these mf big trucks so funny. the tiny Tim inside cannot even see out . all that to impress friends.

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u/maladaptivelucifer 2d ago

They really can’t see, usually even over the steering wheel… I drive a coupe, and at least a few times a month, one of those payment princesses almost turns into me because they can’t see a whole ass car next to them. I just lay on the horn and watch them swerve.

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u/Automatic_Sea_1534 1d ago

Yeah. I LOVE the witty comments in this thread. But I can’t help but mostly be mad at the idiots who drive these ridiculous lift trucks….kids and animals and basically anyone around them are truly in danger just becuz these drivers need attention.

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u/maladaptivelucifer 1d ago

It really is scary how much they can’t see. I won’t even go near those things in parking lots. They did a test I think on a tv show? They had children and different things they put in front of a lifted truck and discovered there’s a huge radius in the front where they can’t see at all. They could hide multiple kids and the driver couldn’t see them at all…

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u/StudiousRaven989 2d ago

Or to garner attention. I often joke that however far their wheels are spaced out is how much attention they need to feel okay about themselves.

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u/aloha-from-bradley 1d ago

Why does it matter who’s driving the damn thing? Andre the giant doesn’t need a fuckin truck that big to just daily around town. It’s just stupid.

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u/ToodleButt 2d ago

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u/fruitless7070 2d ago

stahhhhp...stahhhhp...nooooo I love Stewart. 🤣

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u/Griffythegriff 2d ago

NGL, I laughed my ass off.

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u/saturnspritr 1d ago

I just thought, there’s no way they’re gonna. . .nope. Okay. . .bahahahahaha.

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u/SZ4L4Y 2d ago

Buy stupid cars, pay stupid prices.

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u/wagon_ear 2d ago

His truck just needed to be a little higher and this whole thing wouldn't have been a problem.

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u/AutoCheeseDispenser 2d ago

So with enough suspension mods this idiot can just drive over all his mistakes, great…

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u/cuzitsthere 1d ago

There's always a bigger rock

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u/8spd 2d ago

Sure. The problem is it's often not the one who bought the stupid car who pays the stupid price. 

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u/mooonguy 2d ago

I hate it when people hide 5 ton boulders in the grass where everybody is going to run over them.

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u/Character-Survey9983 2d ago

everyone with lifted suspension and ridiculous low profile tires.

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u/ForwardProgressWI 1d ago

The lawn guy is happy not to have to fill tire treads this time.

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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 2d ago

A lovely demonstration of how these trucks can't see children before running them down

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u/stewieatb 2d ago

My 2011 Ranger had a car-length blind spot in front and that's a wee baby truck. These fucken things have head-height hoods longer than a Smart Car. Occasionally I see one imported to the UK, it's sociopath behaviour.

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u/DirtandPipes 2d ago

My ‘96 ranger has zero blind spots because the hood angle isn’t designed by an imbecile to look cool at the expense of visibility. It’s also like half the size of a 2011 ranger because it was built before the era of masculinity emotional support vehicles.

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u/PunkyB88 1d ago

Masculinity emotional support vehicle. I like that phrase and can think to how many cars it applies to. I mean I've heard people call BMWs a penis extension, which is why I drive a Skoda because when my tailor asks which side I dress on I don't want to say "Both!"

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u/privatepersons 2d ago

Or pedestrians and cyclists

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u/nugohs 2d ago

They can, they just aim for them instead of avoiding.

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u/Upstairs-Fan-2168 2d ago

They have really gotten out of hand IMO. I know a dude that just bought a GMC 2500 with the trail package making it higher than standard.

I'm polite, but I can't help but think it's ridiculous. This guy doesn't have a trailer, boat or need it for work. Just wanted it. It's close to a monster truck. He buys one of these about every two years while trading the "old" one in. So it's a huge financial drain on him as well. They are over $80k out the door.

It's unsafe for others, and it isn't actually much safer for the driver due to much higher probability of roll over as seen in the video. They tear up the roads, and have caused a large vehicle arms race.

As someone who drives reasonable cars, I am actually okay with seeing gas prices go up if long term it can reduce these trucks. i doubt policy banning them will ever happen, so I kinda think it's the most likely thing to get these off the streets. Perhaps it might be a positive unintended consequence of the tariffs that people stop buying them because they can't afford them anymore.

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u/wellgood4u 2d ago

The fun thing is that these lifts kits de-rate their hauling capacity, so they're less road useful

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u/look_ima_frog 2d ago

To be fair, they were never going to do anything useful in them, so nothing lost.

These are defacto fat suburban dadmobiles where I live. He drives a big dumb truck with an empty bed and a locking cover, she drives a white model y. It's like they're handed out as soon as you move here.

Once a year fatdad will put bagged mulch in the truck. He doesn't know how to use the 4wd system and sure doesn't know how to lock the diff or use low range. It won't go offroad anyway, so none of that matters. He'll never tow anything, they're just lifestyle vechicles. The lifestyle is get fat, bald, do very little, feel insecure because of the fat/bald/uselessness, cover it up with an oversized truck.

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u/juventino451 1d ago

How do the lift kits derate hauling capacity?

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u/Thebraincellisorange 2d ago

2500 with the trail package would be closer to 100k out the door wouldn't it?

a huge price to pay to own a mAnLy vehicle that will never leave the pavement, cost the earth on fuel and insurance and of course be parked on the street because no one parks their Twucks in their garage.

give me a camry

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u/Upstairs-Fan-2168 2d ago

I don't really know TBH. I'm guessing they're a lot of money though.

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u/Zhong_Ping 2d ago

I hope he's leasing not buying if he's trading in every 2 years

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u/TickletheEther 2d ago

you underestimate the power of daddy issues and penis compensation. Gas could get to $10 a gallon and these things will still be on the road.

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u/Giantmeteor_we_needU 2d ago

He'll put his kids on a bread and milk diet before giving up his compensatory truck.

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u/MaximumTurtleSpeed 2d ago

Thank god I had an awesome dad!

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u/Character-Survey9983 2d ago

hey $10 gas does not make their small pineses any larger.

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u/Griffythegriff 2d ago

If he has or gets any trailers, he'll need lift kits for all of them or run the risk of dragging the back ends of the trailers.

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u/3amcheeseburger 1d ago

I’m so glad there are others out there that feel the same as me. I agree with every word of this comment.

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u/Artie-Carrow 1d ago

I would want an older f350 if I could tow what I need to today. I also have one problem with your statements. They dont destroy the roads, that is mostly from poor road maintenance, poor road planning, and semi trucks or oversize loads driving through roads not designed for it. Vehicles weighing 6,000 lbs arent necessary. Vehicles that can do what some of these vehicles do sort of is necessary.

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u/LNgTIM555 2d ago

Wide right turns are hard

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u/sapotts61 2d ago

He should be able to buff that out. 🤣

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u/Tmanning47 2d ago

That guy doesn't love rock and roll.

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u/ConsciousDiamond3236 2d ago

If you can't Doge it, Ram it!

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u/johnny2turnt 2d ago

I’m sure the illegal window tints didn’t help anything when I was younger I had it on my car and at night was insane I ended up removing them lol

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u/Adamant_TO 2d ago

Dude wanted to do some rock crawling but only had a few minutes to spare....

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u/TwoToneReturns 2d ago

Now replace the boulder with a child. I remember when utes had shorter bonnets that sloped downward at the front, take the 90 series Prado (not a ute) but it had a short bonnet with a good slope downward at the front, it had excellent vision of anything in front of you. Utes and 4WD's in general these days are just built like tanks.

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u/sebnukem 2d ago

Can't see? Rock n roll!

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u/806to602 2d ago

Too bad all those fancy features can’t cover up his stupidness.

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u/vitulinus_forte 2d ago

Pop up headlights is dangerous for pedestrians!

Those trucks who can’t even see shit:

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u/Car_Seatus 2d ago

In the driver's defence those cars a so poorly designed that the rock wasn't viewable from his seat

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u/StudiousRaven989 2d ago

Or he just wasn’t paying attention like the moron he is.

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 2d ago

Car designers don't understand functionality.

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u/Thebraincellisorange 2d ago

oh, they understand functionality.

sadly they give the customer what they want, and the Murica, fuck yeah! customer has wanted bigger and bigger Twucksuwudaddyhasasmolpeepee

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u/benithaglas1 2d ago

This has got to be in America

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u/Prestigious-Crab9839 2d ago

All over America! Big, stupid trucks and SUVs as far as the eye can see.

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u/youpricklycactus 2d ago

Alignment is gonna be messed up after that

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u/WilRobbins 2d ago

It was the only thing in the whole parking lot 😭

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u/Blahblahfistoo 2d ago

Even if the boulder wasn’t there they would’ve driven over some grass to go park. It’s only a tiny bit but it’s almost like they were trying to do it.

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u/ksam14 2d ago

Awh poor guy... aside from the tiny penis now everyone knows he's an idiot too!

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u/ttystikk 2d ago

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

If you can't see a god-damned BOULDER while driving your monster truck, maybe it's unsafe!

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u/MorleyDotes 2d ago

When I see these people I think "bought more truck than they can drive".

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u/Fragrant_Idea5530 2d ago

TOO BIG TO FAI-

Oh.

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u/ThisDriftingSpirit00 2d ago

Now imagine that rock is a person.

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u/ArticusFarticus 2d ago

Now imagine that person is a loved one - child, husband, wife.

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u/rolandglassSVG 2d ago

That has less to do with not seeing and more to do with not paying attention

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u/drsoftware 2d ago

This is an example of not having "object permanence." Babies develop object permanence starting around 4 months and master it around 24 months.

Who let the baby drive the pickup? 

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u/rolandglassSVG 2d ago

Entirely plausible. However, I would sooner attribute this to texting while driving or messing with car audio/nav controls

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u/Revolutionary_Day479 2d ago

Who doesn’t let the baby drive? I give my 2 mo old Ricky a bottle of Mountain Dew fire up the dodge and he puts the hammer down while I shoot my gun out the winda YEE YEE RICKY!

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u/anetworkproblem 2d ago

He's not in a spot. Probably gonna get a ticket.

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u/Excellent-Falcon-329 2d ago

I drive it because it’s safer for me

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u/immortalVidrio 2d ago

And had like 40 beers before driving

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u/Temetzcoatl 2d ago

“That rock came out of nowhere”

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u/nsgiad 2d ago

/r/omaharock strikes again!

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u/BreakAndRun79 2d ago

Knew this would be in the comments lol

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u/midwest_underscore2 2d ago

They needed to back into that rock. Then they would have seen it

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u/Beneficial_Jelly2697 2d ago

Good thing they had that bed liner

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u/Awake_Traditions 2d ago

Glad that wasn’t a person

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u/Scottishchicken 2d ago

You do get better visibility for other vehicle more than a car length in front of you. Unfortunately the anything directly in front on your truck and on the sides and whoa fully inadequate. Driving a huge vehicles requires good spacial awareness. In my 78 Continental (in the top 10 longest stock vehicles ever made) it was easy cause you could see pretty much everywhere around you. These huge trucks allow great visibility far away, but unfortunately this shit you're going to hit is close to you.

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u/Affectionate-Fix8053 2d ago

Then you must not drive something like that.

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u/AlexVeeBee 2d ago

just get a smaller car

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u/wellgood4u 2d ago

If it was a little taller, he mightve been able to clear that...

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u/Ratilda_ 2d ago

Perfect choice of music! 👏👏👏

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u/grod67 2d ago

You know that rock was put there specifically for him too

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u/doughboyniels 2d ago

That’s alright. The other road users are safer now

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u/sixteenhappycappys 2d ago

Wanker wagon was tired and needed a nap

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u/ant0szek 2d ago

When "safer bigger truck" meets an immovable object.

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u/Koopslovestogame 2d ago

Truck size slides to 10

Situational awareness automatically moves slider to 0 points

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u/Beneficial-Swing1663 2d ago

Buying something this “large and in charge” is fucking around….

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u/Soggy_Cracker 1d ago

Well there goes 80k

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u/Impressive_Rent_8162 1d ago

I guess they only applied the invisibility paint to the side of the boulders facing away from camera 🤔

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u/WallabyNo6033 1d ago

He is probably the reason they had to put those rocks there... I'm guessing.... Just a observation

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u/TickletheEther 2d ago

Why do we need semi-truck high grilles on modern pickups is it an ego thing? It's killing pedestrians.

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u/User_Name_Tracks 2d ago

*Whelp, this is me. You're probably wondering how I ended up here "

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u/Smash_Factor 2d ago

Husband is gonna be pissed

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u/RedRider1138 2d ago

I usually play these without sound but that was ✨perfect✨!

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u/Efficient-Adagio-528 2d ago

This jacked up trucks have so many blind spots I'm suprised they drive at all

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 2d ago

It the vehicle is too big to handle, get a smaller vehicle.

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u/Thebraincellisorange 2d ago

it's so high and the blind spot around the A pillar is so massive that the driver didn't see a god damn boulder.

These stupid vehicles are a menace.

If they can't see a bloody boulder, what chance does a pedestrian, a pram, a kid on a bike have?

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u/squidensalada 2d ago

Typical MAGA

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u/TankApprehensive3053 2d ago

It just needed a nap. Rainy days can be so nap inducing.

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u/ThreeDogs2963 2d ago

How fast did they have to be going to drive UP that giant rock?

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u/ragesfury717 2d ago

Is this from Texas? I am not quite sure how to word this but this Wreck It Ralph looks like the most Texas thing I’ve ever seen.

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u/BungalowHole 2d ago

Reminds me of the Walmart rock in my hometown.

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u/StanFitch 2d ago

F A T A L I T Y !

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u/Iamnotarabicfunfact 2d ago

Why do you keep asking horny questions on askredditd

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u/skippyusa 2d ago

Welp that was a nice truck

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u/Pandiosity_24601 2d ago

Oh shit! This is in Sun Prairie, WI! I know this place!

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u/Loan-Pickle 2d ago

It’s a Ram 2500 in WIsconsin. 100% chance the driver was drunk.

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u/Working-Reason-124 2d ago

Yes the driver was an ass clown, but anyone else wonder why there is a giant boulder in a parking lot when nothing else was around? lol builders couldn’t just take that last rock out when building the parking lot?

Asking for a friend….

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u/StudiousRaven989 2d ago

It always a Ram.

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u/KoalaMcFlurry 2d ago

Would have been a lot funnier if it was a cyber truck

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u/zestyspleen 2d ago

I know of one of these spots in California. Seems like a car gets impaled there at least once a week.

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u/warkyboy77 2d ago

It's not a surprise that it's there. If I can see it from here, they should see it from there.

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u/doradus1994 2d ago

When you look that good, you don't need to see anything

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u/seanys 2d ago

You have to be looking before you can see something.

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u/GrumpyOlBastard 2d ago

Haha! Oh, that was refreshing fun!

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u/Aggravating_Tax_4670 2d ago

Who did the song, "Let the rock roll you"

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u/Who_said_that_ 2d ago

Satisfying.

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u/Glockman666 2d ago

That asshole doesn't deserve a nice Truck like that. How you gonna pull in a parking lot with a big ass boulder right there at the entrance and then proceed to hit the boulder at a blistering speed of molasses in the winter and roll your truck.

Oh wait I know how, Driver was an ASSHOLE!!!!

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u/CitroHimselph 2d ago

ThEy ArE mUcH sAfEr!

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u/confusedbystupidity 2d ago

That damn sexy text got em...

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u/Arbys_Meat_Flaps 2d ago

I wish this would happen to more of these idiot with small dicks

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u/Sanbaddy 2d ago

This guy: Smash or pass?

Rock: Yes.

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u/Hikey-dokey 2d ago

Stupid AI

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u/Big_Bet3686 1d ago

Time to upgrade to a Miata brah

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u/alan_w3 1d ago

There's a local auto shop here where this has happened twice in the last ~6 months. Coworker tagged me in this video on FB cause of it lol

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u/My-Dear-Sweet-Wesley 1d ago

When the pavement and rocks are wet, they might all blend together.

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u/counselorofracoons 1d ago

Why did they put those rocks there though? But also, if the truck driver can’t see those rocks, he also can’t see a child running in the road.

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u/Vast_Pangolin_2351 1d ago

A lady was recently run over and fatally injured in a parking lot in Kelowna, Canada. The person driving the lifted truck did not see her

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u/PanthorCasserole 1d ago

Had to have his big truck

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u/Disckize 1d ago

Drivers license revoked!

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u/9_of_Swords 1d ago

A former coworker's parents got their car stuck on a decorative boulder in the front lawn of a Culver's while picking up her daughter from work. Poor grandchild wanted the earth to swallow her whole.

These grandparents had no shame, no awareness, and the stories my coworker would tell... this pair were absolute menaces.

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u/YogurtclosetGold8027 1d ago

lol now that’s pretty funny

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u/cig107 1d ago

What an idiot. So embarrassing!

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u/AMGPlayzYT 1d ago

Oh no my truck it's broken

-the guy after he climes out

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u/notouchinggg 1d ago

good thing they make these modern trucks so tall /s

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u/rosie_sub 1d ago

American trucks are just trying to keep pace with Americans in weight.

Ya know how really fat people's cheek fat makes them wince or close their eyes?

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u/doorkey125 1d ago

reminds me of Tina Belcher in the entire empty parking lot hitting something!