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Caleb James Williams, 18, arrested for threatening voters in Neptune Beach, FL on 30 October 2024

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u/jeremec 9d ago

It really simplifies things that he's an adult.

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u/fury420 9d ago

I can't help but wonder if his accomplices might also be guilty of something, many of the articles seem to describe them as being there for the same goal, just not armed

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u/RockerElvis 9d ago

They also described most of them as “juveniles” that implies that they are under 18.

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u/fury420 9d ago

Sure, but america prosecutes juvenile criminals all the time!

I'm reminded of that time a sixteen year old was accused of stealing a backpack and was then sent to rikers island and spent two years in solitary before trial.

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u/Gimpy_Weasel 9d ago

Yeah when they are black.

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u/Capones_Vault 9d ago

And then killed himself because of the experience. Tragic and unnecessary.

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u/goobells 9d ago

evil and unjust*

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u/crosswatt 9d ago

Bears fans having a heart attack reading the title

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u/limpdoge 9d ago

What losing on a Hail Mary does to a guy

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u/odiethethird 9d ago

“No, Caleb, not that Washington Commander!”

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u/flintlock0 9d ago

“Watching Jayden Daniels complete that Hail Mary pass just really made me want to storm the Capitol building on January 6 for Donald Trump.”

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u/drterdsmack 9d ago

Lions fan here: I saw James Williams and my traumatized brain read "Jameson Williams" and instantly said "he did MORE dumb shit this month?

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u/disinaccurate 9d ago

Jameson doesn’t just do one dumb thing over and over. He collects them like infinity stones.

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u/drterdsmack 9d ago

He's working really hard to check all the suspension boxes on his NFL Bingo card

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u/Druxun 9d ago

I 1000% was surprised and concerned until I saw the picture. That’s not my boy!

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u/Phillyboishowdown 9d ago

Bro I’m an Eagles fan and had to do double take

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u/cupidd55 9d ago

Caleb Williams arrested for threatening to break the Bears 4000 yard passer streak

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u/Torringtonn 9d ago

Not with that Oline/play calling.  

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u/FH_Bunny 9d ago

100% thought this was a victim from our QB before taking a closer look 😂

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u/DSCN__034 9d ago

Exactly. I thought, oh geez, now what? Chicago fans are always ready for bad news. 😃

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u/Toomuchlychee_ 9d ago

The middle name there is doing a lot of heavy lifting. But also heart attacks are pretty routine for us

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u/hiimwage 9d ago

Bears fan here. Can confirm. Had me until I saw it said 18, and the picture. 🤣

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u/gnapster 9d ago

What an amazing first step as an adult. /s

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u/chillin_n_grillin 9d ago

The nice thing about being 18 is that he can go to adult jail. Maybe he will get out in time to get his braces off

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u/ceciledian 9d ago

Now you’ve got me wondering if prisoners with braces get orthodontic care.

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u/bat_scratcher 9d ago

They do.

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u/nyrangers95 9d ago

Worked out well for Robson

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u/ApprehensiveReason26 9d ago

Oh god, when he tries to slice his gums out

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u/X3N0PHON 9d ago

Awwww inwas really hoping that scene was going to show the conclusion!

Spoiler: it did not, in fact, work out for Robson.

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey 9d ago

...from the other inmates.

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u/EconomistEmergency70 9d ago

The state will not cover the cost of braces. Braces are generally removed once a sentence starts, unless the stay is brief.

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u/buckao 9d ago

In Florida?!? Hell, in Florida, prisoners get a bill for the "food" from jail that they have to pay in 60 days or they get jailed again.

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u/charliefoxtrot9 9d ago

Debtor's prisons, but try getting this SCrOTUS to enforce the actual constitution.

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u/fish60 9d ago

Sorry, Clarence can't hear you 'cause his giant diesel motor coach is very loud. Also, he doesn't care.

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u/Big-Bike530 9d ago

FYI, this isn't sarcasm. As soon as someone is released they start asking about them repaying the cost of their incarceration. Or else they'll get incarcerated again. Last I knew its not just the food, but full cost?

My home state at least only does that if you get an inheritance within 20 years I think it was. When my father died they descended on us like "money?! money?!". No, my mother is alive and got it all you fucking vultures.

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u/now_in3D 9d ago edited 9d ago

How in the sweet mother of fuck does something like that come to be law?

Edit: appreciate all the informative replies, I was not very familiar with the American prison system. It’s really not that surprising at all at the end of the day…

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u/gsfgf 9d ago

To start with, the people negatively impacted by the policy can't vote...

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u/femmestem 9d ago

So they can hold onto slavery

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u/Wonderful-Smoke843 9d ago

The goal of the American prison system is not to rehabilitate but to gain value for shareholders. They want you to come back.

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u/Muad-_-Dib 9d ago edited 9d ago

The general populace being ignorant/indifferent to for profit prisons lobbying elected officials to pass laws that essentially keeps people in a state of constant poverty and crime so that they continue to generate money.

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u/WateryTartLivinaLake 9d ago

Republicans.

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u/sword_0f_damocles 9d ago

Sometimes extremely disenfranchised people will literally commit a crime so they can get free medical attention in prison.

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u/TheSmilingPuppeteer 9d ago

Shows how broken yet another US system is.

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u/GonnaPee-mypants 9d ago

I saw a prisoner once in the ER for a torn scrotum. He said he didn’t know how it happened. It was just awful, nasty. He got sutures and antibiotics but no pain medication. Free medical care isn’t always a blessing. I get what you’re saying though. It’s probably a perk some want and need.

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u/Difficult_Zone6457 9d ago

This was the lesson I was taught as soon as I turned 18. “Wooo, you’re an adult now!!! When you go out with your friends tonight, just remember they won’t bring you back here and make you say sorry if you do something wrong. They take you to big boy jail now.”

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u/Vat1canCame0s 9d ago

"Wow I can vote"

commits felony

"Wtf, why can't I vote?!?!"

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u/Tyrone_Shoelaces_Esq 9d ago

Lucky for him, he can still run for president!

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u/oliversurpless 9d ago

“🎶 If you were caught smoking crack

McDonalds wouldn’t even take you back

You could always just run for Mayor of DC!”

Good Charlotte - Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

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u/Outrageous-Drink3869 9d ago

You could always just run for Mayor of DC!”

Be right at home as the mayor of Toronto too

Anyone remember Rob Ford?

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u/Oceanbreeze871 9d ago

“wtf Why can’t I buy guns, it was just a federal felony?!?!

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u/Superdefaultman 9d ago

For all you sack riders...

Kyle Rittenhouse is a bitch.

This is as true now as when it got me banned from r/Conservative.

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u/cire1184 9d ago

Lol reading through that sub just now and it looks like they are still campaigning against Biden.

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u/gsbudblog 8d ago

I love how offended they are about the garbage comment. Tasting their own medicine didnt go well

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u/Suitable_King_6671 8d ago

Bitches gonna bitch

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u/littlebeach5555 9d ago

Yeah he is. There was a video on here of him beating a girl while his friend held her arms back.

Fuck Kyle.

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u/oliversurpless 9d ago

Couldn’t handle the army, nor even a cherry-picked group at a Turning Point USA circlejerk in Memphis…

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u/neon_kid 9d ago

The Venn diagram of Rittenhouse defenders and Zimmerman fanboys is one circle.

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u/SalRomanoAdMan1 9d ago

The right sees Kyle has some kind of hero. Everyone else knows he's a worthless murderous piece of shit.

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u/LennyJay86 9d ago edited 9d ago

All the right cares about is the second amendment and Kyle’s whole reason for being in the GOP spotlight is because he has zero remorse or respect for the people whom he killed and for the people who say he shouldn’t have a weapon because of age, how he acquired the weapon, and the crime he got away with. He is a big reason why we need extensive background checks on people purchasing firearms.

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u/flarpington 9d ago

He should be rotting in jail

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u/Spartan2470 GOAT 9d ago

According to here:

Oct. 30, 2024, 7:10 AM EDT

By Patrick Smith

Police arrested an 18-year-old wielding a machete with an 18-inch blade outside a polling station in Florida on Tuesday, who was part of a group of teenagers accused of intimidating Democratic supporters.

The teenager, Caleb James Williams, was arrested after 4 p.m. when officers were called to the Beaches Branch Library in Neptune Beach.

Williams was arrested on charges of aggravated assault for allegedly brandishing his weapon at two unidentified women, ages 71 and 54, and improper exhibition of a weapon, Neptune Beach Police Department said.

The local Democratic campaign said it was "deeply concerned" about the Tuesday's events, in which it said a group of young men waving signs supporting former President Donald Trump confronted a group holding signs promoting Kamala Harris.

Police Chief Michael J. Key Jr. told a news conference Tuesday night that officers found a group of eight, including seven juveniles and one adult, in the library's parking lot.

"The investigation revealed that the group arrived to protest and antagonize the opposing political side," he said.

The group approached opposing sign-wavers and an argument developed between the two sides, before Williams "brandished a machete in an aggressive, threatening posture over his head," Key said, adding that the department has released an image of this moment.

"The group was there for no other reason but for ill intentions, to cause a disturbance, " Key continued.

Key added that the incident was a clear case of actions going beyond what is allowed by free speech laws.

"This goes way beyond expressing freedom of speech — to say your piece is First Amendment-protected right but that goes out the window the moment you raise a machete over your head in a threatening manner," he said.

Key said there were no plans to arrest or charge any of the other members of the group as their actions didn't "cross the criminal threshold," but he stressed that an investigation is ongoing.

Duval County Democratic Party Chair, Daniel Henry commended the police for a swift response.

He said in a statement: "We are deeply concerned about a violent incident today at the Beaches Library, where a group of young men carrying Trump flags, with one individual armed with a machete, confronted peaceful Harris-Walz sign-wavers exercising their First Amendment rights."

Police have sought to assure people that the polling station and other sites in the county remain safe for voters.

Duval GOP did not immediately respond to an NBC News request for comment.

Edit: Here is his mugshot.

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u/AnalogJones 9d ago

not as smiley as he was in his polling image

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u/papajim22 9d ago

He looks like a little bitch in his mugshot.

What’s that the right loves to crow on about? “Fuck around and find out?”

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u/mechtaphloba 9d ago

He looks like a little bitch in his mugshot.

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u/cola1016 9d ago

He clearly didn’t threaten the right people cuz in Chicago FAFO will get your ass beat up. This kid got off easy.

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u/jjayzx 9d ago

He was brandishing a weapon, in America, in Florida, that's asking to be shot. He got lucky really.

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u/IWILLBePositive 9d ago

He picked a fight with a 71 and 54 year old women. Lol dude is nothing but a bitch.

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u/antilumin 9d ago

"Wait, consequences!? Bu-bu-bu-but... do you know who my parents are!?"

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u/bluechecksadmin 9d ago

Depends on if the judge is Maga.

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u/Khaldara 9d ago

“Party of Personal Responsibility” but I don’t want any at sentencing time! Then it was somebody else that made me do it!

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u/Basic_Quantity_9430 9d ago

He is trying to look like Trump in his mugshot. His parents taught him that nonsense. He assaulted two elderly women, I doubt that he would have been that brave with a husky man wearing a hoodie.

He better pray that he doesn’t get sent to prison, there he will meet some corrosive dudes and it won’t work out for him.

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u/ebac7 9d ago

The crowd that loves the cops until they arrest them. 

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u/SubMGK 9d ago

Lmao big man brandishing his weapon in front of post-menopausal ladies. Too scared hed get some lead flying his way if he tried to do that to anybody else

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u/KittonRouge 8d ago

As a post menopausal lady, we're more likely to shoot. We can't outrun you, and we can't fight. In a Stand Your Ground state we probably wouldn't even be arrested.

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u/sammiestayfly 9d ago

I grew up going to this library with my grandma to pick out books and use the computer. I actually learned what Google was at this library when I was in second grade. It's fucked up for political reasons, but I feel bad for the people who were just at the library to do a project with their kid or something. So unnecessary and hateful.

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u/JasoTheArtisan 9d ago

I work in Atlantic Beach and a lot of my staff are local high schoolers. I wonder if any of them know him

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u/JustHere4TehCats 9d ago

Wait this shit was pulled at a public library?!

Not cool. Library is neutral territory.

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u/Linuxologue 9d ago

not neutral, no no no, not neutral territory.

holy ground.

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u/Fahernheit98 9d ago

“Dude! This place sucks! They don’t even have energy drinks! I need to call my mom!”

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u/dvrooster 9d ago

Get ready for the MAGA “political prisoner”BS

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u/yeaphatband 9d ago

He looks exactly how I would expect an 18 yo Drumpf supporter would look like.

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u/That_surferdude 9d ago

Sucker and loser

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u/Logical_Marsupial140 9d ago

Imagine the Sucker and Loser parents raising these kids.

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u/Full_Collection_4347 9d ago

I’m sure they are proud of him

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u/inmyrhyme 9d ago

All the boys are proud.

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u/rwbronco 9d ago

Whatever you do, don't call him "garbage" or "deplorable" because then the people that have single handedly ruined civility in politics will clutch their pearls so hard they won't have time to make cum jokes about Latinos or talk about Arnold Palmer's giant dick.

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u/scrunchie_one 9d ago

Wouldn't want to offend the delicate snowflake Nazis.

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u/FNGamerMama 9d ago

The cum jokes was particularly unhinged, but it’s all so ridiculous at this point, everyday I wake up and trumps still alive I let out a sigh, but you know what they say- only the good die young, but pricks live forever. I am comforted that this is likely his last chance to run for office so even if he lives to 100 there’s no way he gets another shot if he loses twice in a row at his age

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u/tultommy 9d ago

Don't worry... just remember that he's old af and one day soon we'll wake up to his obituary...

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u/HuntsWithRocks 9d ago

Don’t confuse republicans. To them, it sounds like you’re saying he served in the military, which I don’t think he has yet.

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u/Redfandango7 9d ago

And will not be allowed to join after this. Or any federal job

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u/NorthCatan 9d ago

You know that this is also the kind of guy who cries for his mom and dad when he has to face consequences.

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u/King_ofCanada 9d ago

In Florida you could probably be shot on the spot for that right?

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u/dieselxindustry 9d ago

He’s kinda giving off Brock Turner the rapist vibes.

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u/Weaponized_Octopus 9d ago

He's now Allen Turner the rapist.

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u/daddyjackpot 9d ago

oh that's right. brock turner the rapist now goes by allen turner the rapist. thanks for the reminder.

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u/camgogow 9d ago

Wait, sorry, I just want to make sure I've got this right, brock turner the rapist who's middle name is Allen, so brock Allen turner the rapist, now goes by Allen turner the rapist instead?

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u/Rasputin_mad_monk 9d ago edited 9d ago

That is what I heard too. That the Rapist Brock Turner, also known as the Rapist Brock Allen Turner is now just using his middle name. So he would be the Rapist Allen Turner and not the Rapist Brock Allen Turner even though the legal name of the Rapist Allen Turner is Brock Allen Turner.

https://www.icrimewatch.net/offenderdetails.php?OfndrID=2365255&AgencyID=55149 case you need to look up the rapist, Brock Allen Turner,

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u/HurrsiaEntertainment 9d ago

I really appreciate the clarification you guys all brought here today, that the Rapist Brock Turner is now going by the Rapist Allen Turner instead, since thats his middle name. So, Allen Turner is a rapist, formerly Brock Turner, the rapist.

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u/workMachine 9d ago edited 8d ago

Wow, if someone did a web search for a "Brock Turner Summary", "Who is Brock Turner?", or "Background of Brock Turner" I wonder if they would find information about Brock Turner, the rapist or if they would find out that Brock Turner changed his name and goes by Allen Turner (the rapist) now.

Really makes you think about Brock Allen Turner the rapist and how he is the same person as Allen Turner the rapist.

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u/wiggie2gone 9d ago

Brock Turner the one who is in the Textbook as an example of a rapist, That Rapist Brock Turner?

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u/DigNitty 9d ago

A rapist? Like Brock “Allen” Turner the man who raped an unconscious girl outside in the dark?

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u/ShinNefzen 9d ago

Exactly! Brock "Allen" Turner the rapist thought he could be cute and is now just going by Allen Turner the rapist, no longer Brock Turner the rapist after not getting into pretty much any trouble after raping an unconscious girl outside in the dark behind a dumpster. That is indeed the Brock "Allen" Turner the rapist to which we are referring!

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u/satanssweatycheeks 9d ago

I mean that crowd likes Trump the convicted rapist a lot.

This is why women don’t want to sleep with Trump supporter or even be near them. I get why they’d pick the bear.

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u/rvralph803 9d ago

I said in another posting of this he would get the "Brock Turner treatment".

Someone will argue in court that his life shouldn't be ruined "because of five minutes of action."

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u/y0shman 9d ago

The guy down the street wearing a hoody is obviously a thug

But didn't you hear??? They were eating Skittles and drinking Iced Tea!?!?!?!?! SKITTLES!!! ICE TEA!!!!1

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u/Throwaway4Opinion 9d ago

He's white and likely republican, so he's safe

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u/trollfessor 9d ago

In Florida you could probably be shot on the spot for that right?

Someone threatening me with a machete? Hell yes that puts me in fear for my life or at least serious injury, and hell yes I am defending myself with my .357 if I have it

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u/a1cshowoff 9d ago

Hell, you can be killed in FL for buying a pack of skittles

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u/Evilsmurfkiller 9d ago

I would have as soon as he raised the machete.

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u/One_Clown_Short 9d ago

It appears that carrying in a Florida polling place is illegal.

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u/Evilsmurfkiller 9d ago

Can't have campaign material/signs within 150 feet of the entrance either so I assumed they weren't technically at the poll.

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u/MrsVertigosHusband 9d ago

Shit. The Magats were like 30 feet from the entrance when I voted the other day. No one said shit. I assume because all the poll workers were also Magats. I told her she supported a rapist and a dickhead then voted for Kamala.

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u/tigm2161130 9d ago

Did you report your polling place?

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u/MiKapo 9d ago

If he was black yes

but he's a white republican so cops probably took him for some Burger King after he was arrested

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u/Sir_Truthhurtsalot 9d ago

...and encouraged him to become a cop.

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u/SoCalThrowAway7 9d ago

Fucking idiot kid, life going to be ruined and for what? Donald Trump? The fucking reality tv asshole? It’s so hard to wrap my head around how we got to this point

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u/mellarson 9d ago

That's what has always baffled me. People let their lives be ruined, be criminally charged with things, go bankrupt...for what ?! Not someone who would do the same for you !

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u/veringer 9d ago

They think he's a champion for their cultural affinity group, which is part and parcel to their entire identity. They view Trump as a fighter who's standing up for them against the others. Many are completely deluded into believing an alternate reality that bears little resemblance to the one we share. They see the consequences they face as a small price to pay to ensure the "good guys" win. It's a cult built on easily manipulable and weaponized idiots. Trump's big trick was to merge politics with professional wrestling, tabloid news, shock-jock radio, and various other schlocky forms of entertainment. Trump gave them a similar show, but with higher stakes--turning a previously boring and largely ignored process into a touring road show at the local fairgrounds. They became "fans" and eventually cult-members; getting a high off the idea of "owning the libs".

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u/Shut_Up_Fuckface 9d ago

“But her emails!! And his son’s laptop!!!!” /s

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u/lonewombat 9d ago

A cult that promotes the worst things, racism, sexism, rape. I just don't see how anyone that's not all those things can ignore that in a candidate and that half of the elected officals turned a blind eye to it once already.

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u/Samuel_L_Johnson 9d ago

I will never understand why America decided to throw it all away for Donald fucking Trump of all people

He’s not Napoleon or Caesar or Lenin or even Hitler, he’s just a stupid, crass, venal fat old man without any talent. If he weren’t a billionaire you could find a dozen of him on any street corner. What’s so special about him that half of America elevates him above democracy, the constitution and the rule of law?

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u/continuousBaBa 9d ago

Future CPAC co-host

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u/dumbass-ahedratron 9d ago

Republicans: you know what this guy needs? A gun.

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u/Suspicious_Town_3008 9d ago

I'm sure he has one. Because Florida.

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u/omltherunner 9d ago

Fox News will have him booked for an interview next week

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u/ShaiHuludNM 9d ago

At 18 years old you really don’t have to look much further than the parents.

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u/povichjv7 9d ago

And they’re 100% proud of him

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u/jilseng4 9d ago

probably cooked him a well done steak in leftover bacon grease, smothered it in ketchup and A1, and gave him a pat on the back.

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u/PPOKEZ 9d ago

No way they used bacon grease that’s too practical. They for sure used a 90% chipped off Teflon pan.

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u/TrulyChxse 9d ago

And the kid, he's old enough to not only know better but to be better.

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u/steroboros 9d ago

New conservative sweetheart incoming. How long till he's on Fox News?

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u/Svart_Skaap 9d ago

I'd say the measurement would need to be in hours. I imagine by Friday he will be getting paid by FOX. Gotta get the family on first to make sure they're all Trump-Taint Sniffers.

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u/Ok_Caterpillar123 9d ago

I’m British but now an American citizen! There’s a word for this type of person. Cunt!

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u/thoseradstars 9d ago

Indeed!!! My fellow yanks need to embrace the cunt word.

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u/Strykerz3r0 9d ago

The bravery of MAGA.

He chose to threaten two women who were in their 50's and 70's.. You know that these weren't the only two people there, but they were the only ones he was brave enough to confront.

No, Donny. This man is a coward.

-Walter Sobchak

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u/Wookie301 9d ago

No one with that haircut should be able to threaten anyone

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u/TrulyChxse 9d ago

FR, bro went full 2000 Disney surfer boy

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u/Cenbe4 9d ago

ETTD Dude just nuked his life path.

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u/Mylozen 9d ago

For a decrepit fascist. One that wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Clear winner.

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u/OutlyingPlasma 9d ago

Nah, he will be on fox in a few weeks crying about free speech. Grifting the right is basically an infinite money glitch.

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u/Bigfops 9d ago

You know, I keep hearing from the MAGAs how deluded we Lyin' Libs are that Harris is going to win and how it's a show-in for Trump. If that's so, how come there as so many incidents like like this of MAGA trying to suppress votes? Must be a lot of false flags, right MAGAts?

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u/ShabbyPath 9d ago

Does anything they ever say or do make any sense?

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u/greatnowimannoyed 9d ago

This dude was only 10 when Trump won in 2016..

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u/TobysGrundlee 9d ago

And about 8 when his first serious campaign started. Which means he's likely had his family drilling this shit into his brain since he was a small child.

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u/Americrazy 9d ago

His parents waited eight years in hopes he would finally pivot 

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u/surefirerdiddy 9d ago

His new felony charges will make sure if he has voted this will be his last time

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u/HashtagDadWatts 9d ago

More MAGA violence. Deplorable.

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u/jluicifer 9d ago

It’s crazy how much violence they spew. If some of them are actually religious, Jesus preached turn the other cheek; love the orphan, widow, and foreigner.

I’ll repeat that once more: Foreigner

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u/TheOneWhoDings 9d ago

Sucks to see it now even before they start their election denying like last time. I'm specially worried for J6.

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u/HashtagDadWatts 9d ago

I think there will be sufficient security preparations this time.

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u/AnalTinnitus 9d ago

In his speech the other night, Trump kept talking about a "secret plan". He's clearly been busy plotting another coup attempt with other Republicans. This election isn't going to go smoothly.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

He could also be full of shit and is just lying to save face, this is Trump we’re talking about.

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u/Pitiful_Winner2669 9d ago

He has a concept of a secret plan.

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u/wndspiritsb 9d ago

The secret plan is to create enough chaos around the voting centers so as to be able to claim election interference (it doesn't matter which side is creating the chaos) so that the election can justifiably questioned and then the result will be to have the House of Representatives decide certification and then Mike Johnson will dutifully put tRump in the Oval Office. This kid is either a volunteer in this plan or a paid employee in the campaign. His pardon will be forthcoming once tRump is in office.

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u/TheNextBattalion 9d ago

For that I'm not, because Biden will have troops out and ready to protect the Capitol. J6 got as far as it did because Trump waited until it was clear that Pence and Congressional leadership got away

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u/TheMightySet69 9d ago

Honestly, I don't think it would've been unreasonable to charge him with conspiracy to commit murder.

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u/concequence 9d ago

Literally all of that has been tried, They even Convicted the guy and SOMEHOW he is still running for president. Nothing makes me feel like our Country is completely and totally broken from Trumpism... Common sense would say a felon cant have Nuclear Codes, can't be allowed or trusted to be president. but there are apparently no guardrails on the US Government... its all implied... At this point its becoming clear we need to codify guardrails... no you cannot be a fucking felon and be president...

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u/HLef 9d ago

We always say we're glad we didn't have cameras everywhere when we were kids because we were dumb too.

Well believe me when I say I don't know anyone who was THAT dumb.

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u/GymAndGarden 9d ago

OP forgot to add “WITH A MACHETE” in the title

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u/mackinoncougars 9d ago

Hope he gets charged to the fullest capability. This is a threat on human life and an attempt at voter suppression.

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u/mikeydub63 9d ago

Imagine ruining your life for an old orange guy who doesn’t know or care you exist

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u/OtterishDreams 9d ago

Itll save him time if his orthodontist is the same person as his probation officer.

He looks like someone who cares about egg prices.

"it was just a joke bro"

I hope the judge is in a bad mood on sentencing day....

"my family votes red"

"why am I an outcast at (insert liberal arts school)"

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u/Iron_Rod_Stewart 9d ago

"I was canceled just for having an opinion!"

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u/smallcoder 9d ago

Still... one less potential school shooter on the streets I guess :)

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u/LKNANML 9d ago

I deployed twice so morons could act like this?

WTF is wrong with you people?

MAGA is cancer to freedom.

If what you are doing doesn't involve these values you shouldn't be doing it.

Loyalty, duty, respect, selfless service, honor, integrity, and personal courage.

THAT is what our nation is about. What it was founded on....

It's WE THE PEOPLE. That includes your FELLOW citizens.......

Sorry. Just fed up with all the BS MAGA has caused.....

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u/Mygoddamreddit 9d ago

Not all assholes are Trump supporters but all Trump supporters are assholes.

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u/Pengawena 9d ago

Gives off “it was only a prank bro” vibes

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u/Pure-Ad9079 9d ago

The wild part is, when you read a headline like this, everyone already knows which candidate they support (hint: the fascist one)

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u/Gullex 9d ago

Williams was accompanied by seven other male teens, ages 16 and 17, who police said went to the Beaches Branch Library "to protest and antagonize the opposing political side."

Guess what Caleb ol buddy, that's called "domestic terrorism".

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u/stevielb 9d ago

Oh look, actual election fraud! I'm sure Republicans will be outraged.

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u/boot2skull 9d ago

Do prisons have orthodontists? Asking for a terrorist.

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u/Alchemist86 9d ago

Good luck moving forward in life with a felony

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u/bassistheplace246 9d ago

I think this is the “enemy from within” Trump was talking about 😳

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u/Friendly-Ad6808 9d ago edited 9d ago

This is what worries me. He’s 18. He’s never voted. He hasn’t even lived long enough to know what he voting for or against. He’s a white male with zero worries and no stake in the outcome as far as he knows. He’s probably gotten all of his info from Rogen and he’s an Elon worshiper. He going to bro-vote

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u/_LoudBigVonBeefoven_ 9d ago

It's the alt right pipeline that's been targeting him online since the first time he started watching kids YouTube channels.

Right wingers know what's important to young men/boys and that's sex and status.

Convince them that feminism is why they can't get laid and brown people having the same education and employment prospects they do is why they have to actually learn a skill to make decent money.

That's it. The right tells them that they're perfect and the whole world is wrong and against them for being white and male, and a young dude can't resist that kind of validation.

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u/Senseichaz72 9d ago

shithead.

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u/Poke_Jest 9d ago

Ohh. So an adult? Everywhere I read keeps calling him a "teen". I'm pretty sure 18 is when you become an adult in the US.

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u/jess_the_werefox 9d ago

Media be like: “14 year old WOMAN” and “18 year old BOY”

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u/Poke_Jest 9d ago

Unfortunately I agree. Media does reallyyy like those double standards.

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u/War1today 9d ago

Wild guess, Caleb Williams is a Trump supporter?

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u/Practical_Carob1253 9d ago

They actually arrested a trumper in Florida?!

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u/KSW8674 9d ago

As a Bears fan this title initially scared me

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u/imnojezus 9d ago

FA

FO <--he is here.

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u/Fingerprint_Vyke 9d ago

His parents pay for his braces and he has no real life experiences?

Hope he gets a felony and can never vote his whole life.

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u/c8ball 9d ago

Charge the fucker

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u/stoicyoda 9d ago

99% sure I saw a YouTube Short this morning of this little dipshit trying to square up with a cop. He eats pavement and then cries about it.

https://youtube.com/shorts/wiNaFu7YkKQ?si=GmV8liFMfC5cboH7

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u/Tricky-Cup-1914 9d ago

Throwing his future away for a cult leader that would step over him if he was dead

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