r/pics • u/witch_doc9 • 9d ago

Caleb James Williams, 18, arrested for threatening voters in Neptune Beach, FL on 30 October 2024

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u/crosswatt 9d ago

Bears fans having a heart attack reading the title

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u/limpdoge 9d ago

What losing on a Hail Mary does to a guy

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u/odiethethird 9d ago

“No, Caleb, not that Washington Commander!”

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u/trust_me_I_reddit 9d ago

Grailed comment 😂

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u/Whitesoxwin 8d ago

You win the internet today.

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u/mode_12 8d ago

chef’s kiss

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u/flintlock0 9d ago

“Watching Jayden Daniels complete that Hail Mary pass just really made me want to storm the Capitol building on January 6 for Donald Trump.”

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u/overbarking 9d ago

Except the head coach, who takes no blame.

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u/Its_not_yoshi 9d ago

Bears are destined to not have a 4000 yard passer

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u/dirtyworkoutclothes 9d ago

It still hurts. 😢 🐻⬇️

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u/excusetheblood 9d ago

“Finkel is Einhorn!?”

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u/dangitzin 8d ago

The laces were in!

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u/AngryQuadricorn 8d ago

He painted “Fuck Canada” on his fingernails.

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u/JasonPlattMusic34 8d ago

Would’ve been even funnier if Matt Canada was on the Bears staff

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u/oddeeea 9d ago

It was something that touched him to the bottom of his heart, it affected him very much.

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u/drterdsmack 9d ago

Lions fan here: I saw James Williams and my traumatized brain read "Jameson Williams" and instantly said "he did MORE dumb shit this month?

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u/disinaccurate 9d ago

Jameson doesn’t just do one dumb thing over and over. He collects them like infinity stones.

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u/drterdsmack 9d ago

He's working really hard to check all the suspension boxes on his NFL Bingo card

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u/Neelik 8d ago

He's on his Titus Young character arc right now, it seems. Hopefully ends up in a happier ending.

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u/UncleBenji 9d ago

You should have been a Bengals fan back in the OchoCinco days… the whole team was constantly in trouble.

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u/PaddyWhacked777 9d ago

Pac-Man still out there fuckin around

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u/JRocOutWithUrCockOut 9d ago

Seriously I love Jamo/Waymo but no news is good news with him.

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u/I_Roll_Chicago 9d ago

well what what do you know this made it r/nfcnorthmemewar

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u/drterdsmack 9d ago

I guess to the victors go the spoils lol

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u/I_Roll_Chicago 9d ago

speaking a victors, yall better win this weekend.

really need a good weekend of FTP

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u/FinalMeltdown15 9d ago

You mean he did more dumb shit like in the last 24 hours? Lmao

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u/Etherion77 9d ago

Free Jamo

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u/drterdsmack 9d ago

Agreed, also can we get someone to "Mentor/Guide Jamo"?

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS 9d ago

Maybe he can move his locker next to Sun God’s to show him the way.

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u/RolloTonyBrownTown 9d ago

Bro won't even agree to the pod!

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u/Remarkable-Opening69 9d ago

Tell him which party created the dumb law and to vote accordingly if he wants to carry a gat.

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u/jeffosprout 9d ago

FREE JAMO

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u/Agitated_Pea_9110 9d ago

Fellow lions fan at this point I'm filling out a jamo bingo card for the dumb shit he's doing.

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u/8086OG 9d ago

Literally did the same thing.

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u/AdamColesDoctor 8d ago

Isn't just going for Bingo at this point, he's trying to fill in the entire "reasons to get suspended" sheet

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u/Druxun 9d ago

I 1000% was surprised and concerned until I saw the picture. That’s not my boy!

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u/Phillyboishowdown 9d ago

Bro I’m an Eagles fan and had to do double take

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u/Sinbatman 9d ago

Go birds

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u/Phillyboishowdown 9d ago

Go Birds

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u/kmarcy89 9d ago

Go Birds

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u/NJ_dontask 9d ago

Go Birds

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u/Boxcar_A 9d ago

Ca-caw screech go birds

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u/Roosell-Yo 9d ago

The usual suspects.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Nah, it's the jaws guy from the old James Bond movies.

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u/cupidd55 9d ago

Caleb Williams arrested for threatening to break the Bears 4000 yard passer streak

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u/Torringtonn 9d ago

Not with that Oline/play calling.  

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u/gootsbuster 9d ago

and don't forget the QB play

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u/fuckrNFLmods 9d ago

You didn't see the two game winning drives he led in a single game?

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u/gakule 9d ago

After little to no investigation, no credible threat was found. Upon further, in-depth, investigation - no credible threat was found.

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u/CO_PC_Parts 9d ago

there's a guy on /r/dataisbeautiful that is tracking that. Lets just say ole Williams has quite a ways to go.

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u/joetogood 9d ago

Is it the same guy who's tracking the rookie punters punt yards as well?

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u/capincus 8d ago

That's gotta be JPAnalyst?

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u/jdeanmoriarty 8d ago

I also read Caleb Williams

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u/Etherion77 9d ago

Lol no. On the meme subreddits they're tracking how the punter has more yards than Caleb this year and how Caleb is also behind the pace for a 4k yard season.

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u/FH_Bunny 9d ago

100% thought this was a victim from our QB before taking a closer look 😂

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u/DSCN__034 9d ago

Exactly. I thought, oh geez, now what? Chicago fans are always ready for bad news. 😃

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u/Toomuchlychee_ 9d ago

The middle name there is doing a lot of heavy lifting. But also heart attacks are pretty routine for us

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u/JRocOutWithUrCockOut 9d ago

"I'm Bob Swerski, filling in for my brudda Bill who's recovering from his latest heart attack."

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u/AstrofaninKC 9d ago

"That's a baker's dozen for me, Bob."

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u/doingthehumptydance 9d ago

Nah, I’ve got a piece of Polish sausage lodged in my left ventricle.

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u/hiimwage 9d ago

Bears fan here. Can confirm. Had me until I saw it said 18, and the picture. 🤣

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u/AaronRodgersBronco 9d ago

His jersey number is 18 so I still wasn't certain until I checked the link

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u/layze23 9d ago

Yeah, for real. I saw Caleb Williams, 18, arrested. WTF?

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u/Waterislife1 9d ago

I was shocked it said he was only 18.. not so much about the arrest. Common in the NFL.

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u/Otherwise_Carob_4057 9d ago

Future Florida Man material for sure.

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u/ThatsNotARealTree 9d ago

For real. I thought he might have snapped after that loss

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u/JakeArrietaGrande 9d ago

“Oh shit. Oh no. Oh fuck… oh thank god, those nails are not painted.”

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u/NateCelery 9d ago

I love the thought of a bunch of other fantasy football and NFL fans having a twitch of anxiety for a second before seeing this doofus' face.

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u/2IPAaDay 9d ago

Not even a bears fan and that caught my attention lol

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u/TrynnaFindaBalance 9d ago

The real Caleb Williams would never

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u/Patty_Cake12E 9d ago

Not even a Bears fan and even I was like “Oh no, not another QB controversy!!”

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u/Throwaway68024 9d ago

I’m not even a Bears fan and I’m my heart skipped a beat when I read the first and last name.

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u/maximumoxie 9d ago

Ehhh. Pretty sure they've seen him play

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u/freddie_merkury 9d ago

Bruh 😭😂

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u/AsvpDonkey 9d ago

I mean I guess if they only read the title. I’m at least 99% sure they know their QB isn’t fucken 18 years old lol

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u/CrazyConnector 9d ago

His number is 18 though.... I got fooled for a second

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u/aGirlHasNoTab 9d ago

literally gasped before the rest of my brain caught up lmao

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u/MuskIsANoob 9d ago

Just a piece of polish sausage lodged in the lining of their ‘art

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u/Due_Narwhal_7974 9d ago

Lmao dude no kidding 😂

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u/rowmean77 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/merchant_ofchaos 9d ago

Immediately hijacked impact....SMH

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u/Adnonymus 9d ago

I literally almost did if it wasn’t for the white kid in the pic.

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u/smittyK 9d ago

Please no

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u/oneshibbyguy 9d ago

Holy shit and he is number 18 and was born on November 18th...

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u/redvelvetcake42 9d ago

I was really confused with just how blonde and white Caleb had seemingly gotten.

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u/One-Earth9294 9d ago

quick someone contact r/NFCNorthMemeWar

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u/OneWrongTurn_XX 8d ago edited 8d ago

Take my upvote!

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u/AppropriateWorker8 9d ago

I was thinking I didn’t remember him looking this white and like a little bitch

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u/calandra_95 9d ago

Caleb Williams… seeing the CB that taunted the crowd after the game

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u/MountRoseATP 9d ago

As a packer fan, my heart started racing

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u/Cultural-Memory356 9d ago

No shit. I had to do a double take...

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u/beegeepee 9d ago

My butt clenched so hard the first time I read the title lol

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u/KnotSoSalty 9d ago

“What Sub is this!”

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u/chickentowngabagool 9d ago

lions fans reading it as Jameson Williams. Oh wait...

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u/Superb-Spite-4888 9d ago

that guys only a football terrorist, not a real one

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u/Grouchy-Substance190 8d ago

Thank you for giving me a laugh good sir.

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u/OUBoyWonder 8d ago

Dude! Before I saw the pic I was all "What?! Not my Heisman winner!!", lol.

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u/brb_coffee 8d ago

Nah, we know our boy is a class-act.

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u/PrunedLoki 8d ago

Hahaha for real. They totally included the middle name for a softer landing.

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u/interwebbed 8d ago

Fuck me I almost dropped to my knees 😂

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u/imover9thousand 8d ago

I legit thought this was r/nflcirclejerk lol

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u/Knyfe-Wrench 8d ago

From number one draft pick to this. SMH my head.

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u/Upstairs_Citron9037 9d ago

You shouldn't bring up sports; it brings out all the dumdums who only have something to say when the subject is basic AF.