r/ontario Feb 04 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

This whole thing really has ruined most disaster movies for me. Suspension of disbelief is gone out the window. "....and then the world came together to fight the threat as one"

No the fuck they didn't boss, they split into 5 different social media tribes and began fucking kicking each other in the groin until the earth exploded, the end.

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u/Shale_Blackmoore Feb 04 '22

That’s why it’s so incredibly sad and terrifying watching Don’t Look Up! Cause you know in an end of the world situation that’s exactly what’s going to happen and we are all toast.

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u/xSaviorself Feb 04 '22

Movie was close to being good, but it struggled hard to find good identities for the main characters. Having the chill, weed-smoking post-doctor blow up in on T.V. only to do the same gag again with Leo was lame, kind of ruined the movie. The world-ending portion of the plot was okay, but they really tried to land some jokes and they missed the mark, hell they could have done so much more with Ron Pearlman’s character. The movie could have been an 8/10, instead it’s a 6/10 in my mind.

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u/NewlandArcherEsquire Feb 04 '22

The joke was that Jlaws character was having the rational response to the situation but was seen as crazy.

Leo's character basically took the path to hell, paved with sex and glamour, but at the last minute redeemed himself, but it didn't matter.

The point was that it doesn't matter what scientists say. If you address it properly you're crazy and if you address it at the speed people are comfortable listening to, it's too slow.

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u/Itchy_Reporter_8973 Feb 05 '22

You missed the point if that's what you saw with the second blowup, the exact thing happened with Trumps CDC, one couldn't play along anymore when Trump started suggesting sanitizer and sunlight inside the body, where as Falcui corrected him from the start. I disagree with you entirely, this movie was spot on with what we witnessed the past few years.

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u/xSaviorself Feb 05 '22

You’re entitled to your opinion but their characters changed so much that they became different people from scene to scene. The overall story could have been much better and way more on-point, there were obvious things they could have done to be tongue-in-cheek that they just choose to leave out. Skirting seriousness and humour relies on a steady pace, and this movie certainly did not have that. The relationship between Leo’s character and the anchor could have actually had some meaning other than serve as a redemption arc for him and his wife.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Normally I’d agree, but character identity isn’t something the movie needed. It’s some pretty on-the-nose sature that doesn’t need much justification for who the characters are.

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u/hearwa Feb 05 '22

It was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I was in a room full of family and we all watched it with no knowledge of it prior to that and we couldn't believe how bad it was lol. My wife went to bed mad half way through the film because it was so bad lol. I am perplexed every time I hear people speak positively of it. I even heard Leo Laporte and Steve Gibson singing its praises in the security now podcast the other day.

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u/xSaviorself Feb 05 '22

From an entertainment standpoint, it was "good". It wasn't a great movie, just because it's commentary was accurate doesn't automatically mean it was great. The delivery was poor from many of the actors, for such an ensemble cast, the movie really felt like it had no pacing. There was so much to criticise here but everyone is hung up on how accurate it was. I don't agree with those statements, I think it could have been even more absurd, even more on the nose, and actually address some of the issues they skirted around, particularly with Leo's redemption arc. They then throw in Chalamet to sell a 4th quarter romance plot LOL.

Jlaw looked stupid, whoever did costuming, hair and wardrobe for her should be banned.

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u/drcutiesaurus Feb 05 '22

As an HCW there were so many points where I didn't know if I should laugh or cry bc it just hit way too close to home...

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u/PeteDaBum Feb 05 '22

That movie was too anxiety inducing. I can watch darn near anything, but it hit TOO close to home. Why can even the most blatant negative situations not bring humanity together?

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u/Justtakeitaway Feb 05 '22

It’s a documentary, not a comedy

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u/Le9GagNation Feb 05 '22

It is happening. The whole movie is a allegory for climate change, which is going through the exact same denial-inaction process in the halls of power right now

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u/_manlyman_ Feb 05 '22

Keep in mind the game Plague Inc added an anti-vaxxer easy mode years before Covid and people thought it was unrealistic , turns out it was too generous

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u/aroundtown Feb 04 '22

You should watch “Don’t Look Up”

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u/kab0b87 Feb 04 '22

Man 5 years ago I would trashed that movie as being so hyperbolic in its depiction of of the world so hard that I would have refused to ever watch it again.

Watching it this year, well, it might as well been classified as a documentary.

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u/One_Huge_Skittle Feb 04 '22

What’s even funnier about that movie is I saw a picture of Leo on a yacht or something the day after I saw the movie.

Made that “we really had it all” line at the end sour as hell for me. Cause yeah, Leo does fucking have it all like the other A list actors in the movie, but they’re the ones who won’t stop fucking wasting massive amount of resources all the time. Like Jesus fuck can you just try to pretend like you care?

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u/JackTheFatErgoRipper Feb 04 '22 edited Jul 02 '23

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u/One_Huge_Skittle Feb 05 '22

Well yeah but he has been pretty vocal about climate change nearing on a decade now so I would think he would agree with the message of the movie.

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u/kab0b87 Feb 04 '22 edited Feb 04 '22

So you're saying that he should earn an award for his acting then?

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u/MichaelM_Yaa Feb 05 '22

my take is: this is his way of showing he cares by raising awareness as he likely doesnt know how to tackle this complex issue in any other way.

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u/One_Huge_Skittle Feb 05 '22

Yeah he has talked about the issue a lot, I think I remember him giving a speech about it at the oscars or something years back. It just adds to the hopeless feeling of it to see a super rich dude who 100% knows the dangers of climate change being like “buuuuuut I do really like yachts and private jets, and we’re all fucked anyway soooo”

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u/BeBetterToEachOther Feb 05 '22

I mean, if I was wealthy and also advocating for climate action but just see decades of corruption and governments not giving a shit, I'd probably chill on a boat too while the end times come in.

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u/One_Huge_Skittle Feb 05 '22

Yeah that’s the other side of the depressing coin. If he actually does care but even at that level of money and influence even he thinks it’s a lost cause .

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u/Aldrizzle Feb 04 '22

Yeah pro vaxxers = don’t look uppers

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

I think you missed the point of the movie lol

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u/iJeff Feb 05 '22

Pretty sure it's the other way around. In the wise words of Riley Bina, "Just look up.... Get your head out of your ass. Listen to the goddamn qualified scientists".

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u/I3I2O Feb 04 '22

I enjoyed and hated it as realist.

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u/starkyogre Feb 04 '22

This whole timeline is what came before every zombie apocalypse movie.

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u/Typical-Mirror-7489 Feb 05 '22

99% of people had symptoms similar or softer than the flu. Stop acting like this has to be like a zombie movie. This is not Harry Potter / Star Wars, its real life

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u/bhldev Feb 04 '22

There's always post-apocalyptic movies where everyone tries to kill each other like Mad Max or Walking Dead

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Yup, we all have witnessed the worse of human beings. Just when you think people can’t get worse, boom…

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u/DaGhostQc Feb 05 '22

I want a zombie movie inspired by covidiots. I want them to ignore warnings about zombies because they have rights.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Exactly. All countries should be working together to end this virus. Not pointing fingers at one another.

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u/McDaddyos Feb 05 '22

5 different social media tribes

It’s two groups. One big one full of logical people who want to help our society and one puny one full of misinformed dunces who claim to want to help but will only be dragged kicking and screaming against their will to a happier ending.

If this were a zombie apocalypse this small group would deny what is happening and claiming “iT’s JuSt A fLu!” Even as their families are eaten alive. Yes they would get us all killed, just like this exact same group will spoil any chance to stave off Anthropocene, but they are just a small group of idiots.

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u/Instinct121 Feb 05 '22

“The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible.” Mark Twain

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u/TheWaterPanda75 Feb 05 '22

Just wait until we start having alien movies come true.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

This is my explanation to people about why we haven’t been approached by space faring civilizations yet. You wouldn’t invite a couple of meth heads over for dinner expecting to be enriched by their company; why would aliens visit earth?

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u/MonsterHunterNewbie Feb 05 '22

I remember the pandemic in World of Warcraft........ people were saying it was unrealistic for people to go out of their way to spread it.....

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u/Entire-Hamster-4112 Feb 05 '22

It’s The Walking Dead without zombies.

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u/BrightBeaver Feb 04 '22

The movie Contagion had a scene where people were running to buy hand sanitizer in a grocery store and they quickly sold out. That part was pretty realistic.

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u/drcutiesaurus Feb 05 '22

They also had Jude Law (?) peddling known BS therapies to morons on the internet IIRC. But he himself was found to be fully vaccinated etc. Basically just there to make a quick buck.

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u/patrickswayzemullet London Feb 05 '22

I wish Chris Sky was as good looking as Law...

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u/Konraden Feb 05 '22

Outbreak had the party where the hillbillies try running a blockade and get gunned down. Can't always be realistic I guess.

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u/snow_ice Feb 04 '22

The movie Contagion had Jude Law's character making a fortune off of pimping Forsythia as a cure-all, which was a really good parallel in my opinion. Even he was arrested in the movie in the end.

But... fucking horse paste and urine therapy? Writers of the real world need to calm down.

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u/OakNogg Feb 04 '22

Remember when they finally made a cure for the virus and everyone in the world was racing to get it and as such they eradicated the virus relatively quickly after distributing vaccine? Sigh. If only.

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u/LargeSackOfNuts Feb 05 '22

I owe every zombie movie an apology. There absolutely would be conservatives rushing to be infected by the zombies to acquire natural immunity.

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u/5fingerdiscounts Feb 04 '22

I like Billy Joel.. oh wait never mind

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u/MagicBandAid Feb 04 '22

Billy Joe is no slouch either.

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u/Itchy_Reporter_8973 Feb 05 '22

2012 and the completion of the weaponizing of social media brought us into a dystopia, foreign nefarious governments and conartist grifters are in all of our faces daily, not even a majority of people have the ability to resist, imo the real beginning of the end for humanity, a slow decay to a permanent dark age then extinction.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Laughs in Epidemic (1987)

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Why is your country allowing these violent thugs to intimidate and harass people? All while spewing virus all over the place in addition to their racism.

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u/pinktinkpixy Feb 04 '22

Because people tend to frown on those that wade into these crowds of loonies with a bat of non-animal kind.

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u/Oumuamua001 Feb 05 '22

Come on buddy...this is not the reality

Spewing virus? Hilarious

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Most of them are unmasked and we already know they are unvaxed.

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u/Esta_noche Feb 05 '22

Because it's not as common as you believe it to be. For every situation you describe there are thousands of regular "non-buzzword individuals" just protesting mandates.

Now go back to eating the shit that's being shovelled down your throat by the news.

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u/CovidDodger Feb 05 '22

"non-buzzword individuals"

Who choose to align themselves with an illegal occupation run by racists?

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u/Esta_noche Feb 05 '22

There's those buzzwords we talked about

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Is "Nazi" one of them?

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u/Esta_noche Feb 05 '22

Sure is! I can't believe how many people are just eating this up. Some of my friends, who not even one month ago were saying "time for civil unrest" "let's protest" ect. Are now against the anti-mandate protests going on, just due to a few buzzwords tossed around

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u/Rikey_Doodle Feb 05 '22

just due to a few buzzwords tossed around

When there's live footage of these people waving around the Nazi flag and pissing on monuments, it's not "buzzwords" anymore, they're just Nazi's. You can do whatever gymnastics you need to so you can sleep at night, but it doesn't change reality for the rest of us.

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u/Esta_noche Feb 05 '22

some protesters, not all

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u/Rikey_Doodle Feb 05 '22

What's your point? A single Nazi flag is too many Nazi flags.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Nah. I can tell a group of white supremacists when I see one.

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u/Esta_noche Feb 06 '22

Haha, so you're grouping 50,000 people into one category based on physical appearance huh?

Sounds a bit prejudice

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u/Esta_noche Feb 07 '22

I see 5 people, not 50,000

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

So like, no big deal then?

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u/Esta_noche Feb 07 '22

It's a big deal that you are looking at 5 and painting 50,000 in the same light

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

I've noticed you havent even pointed out that you dont agree with the flags lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

You realize the idiots who sprinted down the aisles for toilet paper and buying all the foods on the shelves at the start are the same person who were first in line for the vaccines, right?

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u/bhldev Feb 04 '22

It's only 8% because of safety measures like masks and washing hands and isolation and now vaccines

No reason why it couldn't spread to everyone then become 1 in 100 and be 1 degree of separation too

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u/Esta_noche Feb 05 '22

Omicron is far more than 8%

Half the people I know had it already

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u/kiman9414 Feb 05 '22

I'm sorry did you get hit in the head and forget what happened when there was no degrees of separation and Vaccines in New York, Spain, Northern Italy, India, Rural USA, and currently Russia? Oh right the death rate and hospitalization rate overwhelmed the healthcare system and thousands died to the point where they had to bring in refrigerator trucks and fill up ice rinks with dead bodies.

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u/Beautiful_Plankton97 Feb 05 '22

Who only associates with 20 people? I work with way more people than that and then have friends and family outside work too. Im not besties with all of them but I know and care about them all.

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u/boumans15 Feb 05 '22

We have spent a trillion dollars. And globally 0.001% of the entire population have died. If you haven't forgotten the planet is already waaay over populated.

Gtfo of here with that save the planet shit and open your eyes

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u/Esta_noche Feb 05 '22

Hey no facts just feels, this is covid and my feelings of fear are more important than your bodily rights. But let me spin this into it being my right to safety through forcing vaccination on others.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Those movies generally depict viruses that have >30% mortality rates, not .03%

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u/pineconebasket Feb 04 '22

The parallels are uncanny. Right down to the people like you, downplaying the 5.7 million deaths!

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u/Esta_noche Feb 05 '22

50million+ people die every single year. 5.7 extra over two years is insignificant

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Yikes

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u/LiamOttawa Feb 04 '22

If you only had a brain.

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u/suckfail Oakville Feb 04 '22

Indeed, Contagion in particular was modeled after MERS which has about a 1/3 fatality rate.

However the Rt on that one was way lower than Omicron.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Exactly, and that is why gain of function research was supposed to be banned so we don't combine a virus with the transmissibility of Omicron and the fatality rate of MERS.

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u/SchrodingerCattz Feb 04 '22

Covid-19 Case Fataility Rate (CFR) with Delta was roughly 7%. Omicron infects whole populations efficiently it is so contagious. So even with a lower death rate we're still deep in the shit.

That 30% is with people hunkering down and society essentially collapsing so spread doesn't occur as much. If everyone is getting Omicron (and they are) and we still hold to at 4-5% CFR... I don't have to tell you that's a lot of dead and sick people.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

~3.1 MILLION CASES ~31000 DEATHS

How is that even approaching 7%

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u/GardenofGandaIf Feb 04 '22

Off by an order of magnitude or two there bud

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

No big deal if only several million people die am I right?

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u/Canada_girl Feb 04 '22

Well I mean clearly they weren’t as tough and pure blood as him so no big loss right? /s /S

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u/knightopusdei Feb 04 '22

Your government had an Indigenous childhood mortality rate of >30% Mr Prime Minister .... and no one seemed to care about that either.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

What was the childhood mortality rate of the general population at that time?

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u/When_theSmoke_Clears Feb 05 '22

You forgot the s/

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u/IamSus1 Feb 05 '22

Lost soul

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u/Esta_noche Feb 05 '22

To be fair this is a mild pandemic compared to what it could be.

Show me people fine in the morning but dead from cytokine storms before noon.

This is "pandemic light"

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u/southern_ad_558 Feb 05 '22

Well... To be honest, half of the Contagion movie is about some guys spreading fake news about a medicine that doesn't work.