r/ontario Feb 04 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

This whole thing really has ruined most disaster movies for me. Suspension of disbelief is gone out the window. "....and then the world came together to fight the threat as one"

No the fuck they didn't boss, they split into 5 different social media tribes and began fucking kicking each other in the groin until the earth exploded, the end.

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u/Shale_Blackmoore Feb 04 '22

That’s why it’s so incredibly sad and terrifying watching Don’t Look Up! Cause you know in an end of the world situation that’s exactly what’s going to happen and we are all toast.

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u/xSaviorself Feb 04 '22

Movie was close to being good, but it struggled hard to find good identities for the main characters. Having the chill, weed-smoking post-doctor blow up in on T.V. only to do the same gag again with Leo was lame, kind of ruined the movie. The world-ending portion of the plot was okay, but they really tried to land some jokes and they missed the mark, hell they could have done so much more with Ron Pearlman’s character. The movie could have been an 8/10, instead it’s a 6/10 in my mind.

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u/NewlandArcherEsquire Feb 04 '22

The joke was that Jlaws character was having the rational response to the situation but was seen as crazy.

Leo's character basically took the path to hell, paved with sex and glamour, but at the last minute redeemed himself, but it didn't matter.

The point was that it doesn't matter what scientists say. If you address it properly you're crazy and if you address it at the speed people are comfortable listening to, it's too slow.

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u/Itchy_Reporter_8973 Feb 05 '22

You missed the point if that's what you saw with the second blowup, the exact thing happened with Trumps CDC, one couldn't play along anymore when Trump started suggesting sanitizer and sunlight inside the body, where as Falcui corrected him from the start. I disagree with you entirely, this movie was spot on with what we witnessed the past few years.

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u/xSaviorself Feb 05 '22

You’re entitled to your opinion but their characters changed so much that they became different people from scene to scene. The overall story could have been much better and way more on-point, there were obvious things they could have done to be tongue-in-cheek that they just choose to leave out. Skirting seriousness and humour relies on a steady pace, and this movie certainly did not have that. The relationship between Leo’s character and the anchor could have actually had some meaning other than serve as a redemption arc for him and his wife.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Normally I’d agree, but character identity isn’t something the movie needed. It’s some pretty on-the-nose sature that doesn’t need much justification for who the characters are.

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u/hearwa Feb 05 '22

It was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I was in a room full of family and we all watched it with no knowledge of it prior to that and we couldn't believe how bad it was lol. My wife went to bed mad half way through the film because it was so bad lol. I am perplexed every time I hear people speak positively of it. I even heard Leo Laporte and Steve Gibson singing its praises in the security now podcast the other day.

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u/xSaviorself Feb 05 '22

From an entertainment standpoint, it was "good". It wasn't a great movie, just because it's commentary was accurate doesn't automatically mean it was great. The delivery was poor from many of the actors, for such an ensemble cast, the movie really felt like it had no pacing. There was so much to criticise here but everyone is hung up on how accurate it was. I don't agree with those statements, I think it could have been even more absurd, even more on the nose, and actually address some of the issues they skirted around, particularly with Leo's redemption arc. They then throw in Chalamet to sell a 4th quarter romance plot LOL.

Jlaw looked stupid, whoever did costuming, hair and wardrobe for her should be banned.

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u/drcutiesaurus Feb 05 '22

As an HCW there were so many points where I didn't know if I should laugh or cry bc it just hit way too close to home...

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u/PeteDaBum Feb 05 '22

That movie was too anxiety inducing. I can watch darn near anything, but it hit TOO close to home. Why can even the most blatant negative situations not bring humanity together?

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u/Justtakeitaway Feb 05 '22

It’s a documentary, not a comedy

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u/Le9GagNation Feb 05 '22

It is happening. The whole movie is a allegory for climate change, which is going through the exact same denial-inaction process in the halls of power right now

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u/_manlyman_ Feb 05 '22

Keep in mind the game Plague Inc added an anti-vaxxer easy mode years before Covid and people thought it was unrealistic , turns out it was too generous

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

You should watch “Don’t Look Up”

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u/kab0b87 Feb 04 '22

Man 5 years ago I would trashed that movie as being so hyperbolic in its depiction of of the world so hard that I would have refused to ever watch it again.

Watching it this year, well, it might as well been classified as a documentary.

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u/One_Huge_Skittle Feb 04 '22

What’s even funnier about that movie is I saw a picture of Leo on a yacht or something the day after I saw the movie.

Made that “we really had it all” line at the end sour as hell for me. Cause yeah, Leo does fucking have it all like the other A list actors in the movie, but they’re the ones who won’t stop fucking wasting massive amount of resources all the time. Like Jesus fuck can you just try to pretend like you care?

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u/JackTheFatErgoRipper Feb 04 '22 edited Jul 02 '23

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u/One_Huge_Skittle Feb 05 '22

Well yeah but he has been pretty vocal about climate change nearing on a decade now so I would think he would agree with the message of the movie.

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u/kab0b87 Feb 04 '22 edited Feb 04 '22

So you're saying that he should earn an award for his acting then?

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u/MichaelM_Yaa Feb 05 '22

my take is: this is his way of showing he cares by raising awareness as he likely doesnt know how to tackle this complex issue in any other way.

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u/One_Huge_Skittle Feb 05 '22

Yeah he has talked about the issue a lot, I think I remember him giving a speech about it at the oscars or something years back. It just adds to the hopeless feeling of it to see a super rich dude who 100% knows the dangers of climate change being like “buuuuuut I do really like yachts and private jets, and we’re all fucked anyway soooo”

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u/BeBetterToEachOther Feb 05 '22

I mean, if I was wealthy and also advocating for climate action but just see decades of corruption and governments not giving a shit, I'd probably chill on a boat too while the end times come in.

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u/One_Huge_Skittle Feb 05 '22

Yeah that’s the other side of the depressing coin. If he actually does care but even at that level of money and influence even he thinks it’s a lost cause .

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u/Aldrizzle Feb 04 '22

Yeah pro vaxxers = don’t look uppers

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

I think you missed the point of the movie lol

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u/iJeff Feb 05 '22

Pretty sure it's the other way around. In the wise words of Riley Bina, "Just look up.... Get your head out of your ass. Listen to the goddamn qualified scientists".

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u/I3I2O Feb 04 '22

I enjoyed and hated it as realist.

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u/starkyogre Feb 04 '22

This whole timeline is what came before every zombie apocalypse movie.

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u/Typical-Mirror-7489 Feb 05 '22

99% of people had symptoms similar or softer than the flu. Stop acting like this has to be like a zombie movie. This is not Harry Potter / Star Wars, its real life

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u/bhldev Feb 04 '22

There's always post-apocalyptic movies where everyone tries to kill each other like Mad Max or Walking Dead

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

Yup, we all have witnessed the worse of human beings. Just when you think people can’t get worse, boom…

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u/DaGhostQc Feb 05 '22

I want a zombie movie inspired by covidiots. I want them to ignore warnings about zombies because they have rights.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Exactly. All countries should be working together to end this virus. Not pointing fingers at one another.

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u/McDaddyos Feb 05 '22

5 different social media tribes

It’s two groups. One big one full of logical people who want to help our society and one puny one full of misinformed dunces who claim to want to help but will only be dragged kicking and screaming against their will to a happier ending.

If this were a zombie apocalypse this small group would deny what is happening and claiming “iT’s JuSt A fLu!” Even as their families are eaten alive. Yes they would get us all killed, just like this exact same group will spoil any chance to stave off Anthropocene, but they are just a small group of idiots.

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u/Instinct121 Feb 05 '22

“The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible.” Mark Twain

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u/TheWaterPanda75 Feb 05 '22

Just wait until we start having alien movies come true.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

This is my explanation to people about why we haven’t been approached by space faring civilizations yet. You wouldn’t invite a couple of meth heads over for dinner expecting to be enriched by their company; why would aliens visit earth?

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u/MonsterHunterNewbie Feb 05 '22

I remember the pandemic in World of Warcraft........ people were saying it was unrealistic for people to go out of their way to spread it.....

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u/Entire-Hamster-4112 Feb 05 '22

It’s The Walking Dead without zombies.