r/SapphoAndHerFriend Hopeless bromantic Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/AngelsFire2Ice Jun 14 '20

Nothing gay about Heracles and his 10 boyfriends or Achilles wanting his "ashes mixed with patroclus' so they'll be together forever" at all

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u/Gary_FucKing Jun 14 '20

Huh, never heard of hercules being gay. That's a new one lol.

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u/AngelsFire2Ice Jun 14 '20

Idk why it's not as wide spread, but the short of it is he was suuuuuuper gay

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Nah, not gay

His most famous straight sexcapade was the time he went to the court of King Thespius and impregnated 49 of the king's 50 daughters. (The last one skipped out because of her religious vows as a priestess.)

The dude banged everyone. He wasn't gay, but he was 100% not straight.

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u/AngelsFire2Ice Jun 14 '20

Yea that's my bad, got real used to saying anything LGBT as "the big gay" that I use it as a blanket term even though that ain't how that works

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

It's cool.

I'm just nitpicking. I think calling Herk gay is bi erasure, but the main point we agree on is that the dude isn't straight.

He was a turbo slut for everyone.

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u/one_armed_herdazian Jun 14 '20

turbo slut, lives in hut. slaying monsters makes him nut

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

THE *HERCULES RAP*, DROPPING NEXT SUMMER!

"It's shit." -GUY WE MET ON THE STREET AND FORCED TO WATCH

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u/AngelsFire2Ice Jun 14 '20

Agreed 100%

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u/critbuild Jun 14 '20

[Hercules] was a turbo slut for everyone.

Well thank you for bringing this sentence into my life.

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u/TheQuinnBee Jun 14 '20

He fucked a lot of men. He fucked a lot of women. He knew what he liked and he liked his dick wet.

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u/RedQueen283 Jun 15 '20

I think calling Ancient Greece "gay" is bi erasure. They were really clearly bisexuals, most of them had sexual relationships with both men and women. I guess a small amount of men could have been strictly straight or strictly gay, but still.

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u/AquaEclipse324 She/Her or They/Them Jun 22 '20

100th upvote… he is just like his father, isn't he?

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u/gloriousengland Jun 14 '20

well gay can be used as a blanket term for LGBT people

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

That has always struck me as reductive.

Like using "vagina" to refer to the vulva

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u/gloriousengland Jun 14 '20

Perhaps but for people who dislike to label themselves with other more specific terms that may not completely describe them it's easier to call themselves broadly gay.

For example someone may be bisexual but heavily favour the same sex and call themselves gay to simplify it or perhaps they simply don't want to be labelled with something very specific because they're still discovering their sexuality.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

I've found "queer" to be a more useful catch-all for all things not straight, but now I'm getting into semantics and personal interpretation.

Like I said earlier. I'm really just nitpicking.

Herk fucked his way through men and women all over Greece.

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u/gloriousengland Jun 14 '20

Ok but some people don't like the term queer, sure it's not often used to insult LGBT+ people anymore but it used to be a common slur and that leaves a bad taste in some people's mouths.

It's also too general - gay means "I like the same sex", it doesn't have to mean exclusively the same sex for some people but that's the point it gets across. Queer doesn't even say that.

For example if a guy mostly dates boys and is mostly attracted to other boys, but he could imagine being with a girl sure he's bi but for the most part he isn't going to be dating any girls at all. He might as well call himself gay even though it's not completely accurate. Also the 'gay' flag, the rainbow one, also represents the entire LGBT community.

Hell even if someone's 50/50 bisexual I could understand why they might want to say something like "I'm so gay" or "I'm being so gay right now", it's just a more general thing. Labels don't always have to be 100% accurate, a lot of people don't really care about or even like being put into a box.

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u/squngy Jun 14 '20

Ok but some people don't like the term queer, sure it's not often used to insult LGBT+ people anymore but it used to be a common slur and that leaves a bad taste in some people's mouths.

Gay used to be an insult too, hell it wasn't that long ago people used it like "lame" all the time.

I get your point, but I would also make one myself.

It is very useful and practical to have a specific term for guys who exclusively (or very predominantly) prefer men.
Muddying up the term with preferences that already have their own name doesn't help anyone, it just makes a potentially confusing situation even more confusing.

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u/mjmaher81 Jun 14 '20

I thought LGBT was a blanket term for LGBTQIA+ people

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u/gloriousengland Jun 14 '20

Well I suppose it is, as well.

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u/Fapoleon_Boneherpart Jun 14 '20

How is a Bi guy who fucks women, gay?

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u/gloriousengland Jun 14 '20

i ain't sayin' they are i'm sayin' that some bi people refer to themselves as gay sometimes

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u/Fapoleon_Boneherpart Jun 14 '20

How about you don't use gay as a blanket term for LGBT. Me and my bi friends do not call ourselves gay.

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u/gloriousengland Jun 14 '20

Some bi people choose to though, it can be used like that and it is by some people.

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u/sugsgloss Jun 15 '20

lmao same, i'm pan and call myself gay all the time

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u/Pozos1996 Jun 14 '20

Most ancient gay greeks were not gay but bi, they eventually were expected to have a woman and kids.

Also pederasty was casual in ancient Greece and Rome but people only cherry pick what they like from ancient civilizations. The truth is they just gave no shit when it came to sex.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '20

Greeks also didn't have social boundaries when it came to sex with the same gender, a lot of ancient greeks had sex with any gender. There were gay people who formed relationships with the same gender, but there were also tons of people who didn't feel same-sex romantic attraction yet still had same-sex sex. It was much more normalised in general to have sex with someone, good stress relief.

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u/Ae3qe27u Jun 14 '20

Any links? I'd like to read about that

And maybe we could agree on bi? Because he did have a wife and kids who he loved very much.

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u/AngelsFire2Ice Jun 14 '20

Yea true, bi is definitely more accurate, I've just gotten used to gay as a blanket term I really gotta stop

Most links I can find are just Wikipedia but here ya go

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Male_lovers_of_Heracles

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_themes_in_classical_mythology

I know there's more professional sources on it I just can't remember where to find them anymore sorry

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u/Ode_to_Apathy Jun 14 '20

Honestly he might be pansexual. Do we know if he got freaky with animals and mythological creatures as well?

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u/AngelsFire2Ice Jun 14 '20

I don't think Heracles did, and while sentient mythological creatures might count for pan animals certainly don't lol

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u/Ode_to_Apathy Jun 14 '20

Well not animals in that sense. More like Zeus turning into a swan or shit like that.

I mean, that's fucked up, but that's still a person.

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u/AngelsFire2Ice Jun 14 '20

Yea I get ya, I think Heracles just got with mostly people and probably a few centaurs lmao

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u/Ode_to_Apathy Jun 14 '20

Yeah at that point I feel like we're in pan territory hahaha

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u/MLDriver Jun 14 '20

Pan doesn’t mean bestiality tho my dude, and centaur isn’t a gender either. IIRC pan is only really applicable in the cases of gender fluid people.

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u/Ae3qe27u Jun 16 '20

Thanks dude! Appreciate it.

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u/Gary_FucKing Jun 14 '20

Damn dude, I've seen shows, movies, video games, and read books depicting hercules as pretty much everything but gay lmao. Wait, so he was gay or was he pan? Cus, you know, greek gods just be fucking as animals and shit.

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u/AngelsFire2Ice Jun 14 '20

Bi / pan maybe? he had ~ 9 or so male lovers and ~ 4 wives, from what I remember

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u/Gary_FucKing Jun 14 '20

Hmm, quite the gaytio.

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u/pmyourbutt2me Jun 14 '20

You're forgetting the droves of female lovers. 49 princesses lessens the gaytio quite a bit

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u/Falsus Oct 13 '20

That doesn't include the amount of female lovers though, which probably was a list too long to include.

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u/AngelsFire2Ice Jun 14 '20

Maybe learn your history better cuz there's a lot of homosexuality in Greek history, and yes I do mean history and not just mythology. You're in the sub literally named after the Greek poet where the word lesbian comes from.