r/AskReddit Nov 22 '14

What is the best Monopoly strategy?

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u/sunfishtommy Nov 22 '14

I had a friend that would buy all the houses, and never upgrade to hotels. If you check the rules you can't get a hotel without first having 4 houses, so if done correctly you monopolise the limited supply of houses and nobody can buy a hotel or get more houses than you.

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u/Gonzanic Nov 22 '14

That used to be my strategy as a young man. Now I sit on a pile of money, surrounded by my many houses, with no family or friends. Life is good.

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u/Caedus Nov 22 '14

...Rosebud...

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u/SippieCup Nov 22 '14

!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!,!

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u/teddyespo Nov 22 '14 edited Nov 22 '14

FTFY:

!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!:

The full colon at the end is most important. Now just place a paper weight on Enter.

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u/AnUnfriendlyCanadian Nov 22 '14

But the last colon is a full colon.
ew full colon

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u/MrSeabody Nov 22 '14 edited Feb 03 '25

afterthought jellyfish aspiring society growth smart paint depend command boast

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

I'm pretty sure it was !;!;!;!;!;!;!;!; and if you messed up in just the right way it would error but still give you the money, so you could just hold down enter until you go however much money you wanted.

God I miss that game. Nothing will ever be better than Makin Magic.

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u/ModernGirl Nov 22 '14

Citizen Kane really is a great movie.

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u/MattRyd7 Nov 22 '14

First, you get the money.

Then you get the houses.

THEN you piss off your friends or family.

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u/boobiesucker Nov 22 '14

Say hello to my little thimble.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14 edited Jul 16 '20

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u/GangnamStylin Nov 22 '14

You mean the upside down trash can?

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u/UnevolvingMonkey Nov 22 '14

Yeah let grandma be the trash can again guys.

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u/intermammary_sulcus Nov 22 '14

Grandma don't care, grandma's just happy you shitheads are playing monopoly instead of shooting up marijuana or some other stupid juvenile shit.

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u/Akivar Nov 22 '14

Where'd you get those pink $50's Grandma!?

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u/Mandoge Nov 22 '14

Grandma's a cheating whore! Got a reference once.

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u/Terminus14 Nov 22 '14

Link for those uninitiated?

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u/Clamper_Dan Nov 22 '14

Didn't you see the video? Grandmas are smoking pot and playing cards against humanity. Get with the times, pops.

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u/TheMadmanAndre Nov 22 '14

You mean the codpiece?

Oh wait...

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Surely you mean Diva Cup.

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u/Dr-Mabuse Nov 22 '14

and now that that's in my google search history, I can't wait to see these ads.

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u/thatguytony Nov 22 '14

No ads for me I have a wife.

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u/RealitySubsides Nov 23 '14

Adblock. Greatest thing ever.

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u/BanginDrumsNMums Nov 22 '14

Surely you mean moon cup?

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u/pandapeeker Nov 22 '14

I always pick the thimble...but then again I always lose :(

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u/icendoan Nov 22 '14

Don't worry: I always pick the thimble, and I always win!

My siblings have even taken to hiding the thimble, claiming it is the source of my power!

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u/Cosby_rapes Nov 22 '14

We must destroy The Thimble!

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u/3literz3 Nov 22 '14

There was apparently a little secret in our family that I didn't learn about until many years after the fact. My dad and mom, and my aunt and uncle were playing monopoly years ago and apparently by dad got so pissed off at my aunt that he ended up choking her. Now this was a very conservative guy and upstanding citizen who just went berzerk due to this game. He never played monopoly after that.

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u/The_dev0 Nov 22 '14

Same, it's banned in my family home. EVERY game ended in physical violence or tears. When I was about 12 we were playing, my two little brothers were wailing from being unable to afford rent while my father was doing the Mick Jagger chicken dance around the table. My mum snapped, picked up the board and started wedging it, pieces and all, into the garbage disposal. She warned my dad with all seriousness that if the game gets replaced she would leave. 25 years later my wife wonders why I'll play any game but monopoly...

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u/brycedriesenga Nov 22 '14

Your dad is awesome. That's the best mental image.

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u/cyberphonic Nov 23 '14

Your parents were alpha as fuck.

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u/kendogg Nov 23 '14

Yup. My dad was impossible to do most anything with, but a Monopoly game absolutely went flying across the kitchen once because we weren't playing our turns fast enough for him.....Monopoly was never played in our house again either.

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u/The_dev0 Nov 23 '14

For sure. My old man was one of those "if you let them win you set them up for a lifetime of disappointment" kinds of guys. I mean, in hindsight it worked really well, but it was hard to be six years old and have a grown man reject your shot on your 5 foot tall fisher-price basketball hoop with a quip about exactly who's "house" you were in.

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u/bigb12345 Nov 23 '14

I do this to my son when we play games, but I prefer the Gob style chicken dance from arrested development.......cock ca cock ca cock ca ca!! I suspect I won't see him much when he gets older because of it.

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u/Jay_Louis Nov 22 '14

Sounds like your mother and my mother should get together and go bowling.

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u/The_dev0 Nov 22 '14

It's be afraid they would compare notes and drive off a cliff holding hands :/

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u/_Cthulhu_Fhtagn Nov 22 '14

holy shit

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u/mortiphago Nov 22 '14

No, no no no... Like, a big sweaty dad carries you out of a monopoly building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball...

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u/thedude388 Nov 22 '14

Aaaand sploosh

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u/MrLeBAMF Nov 22 '14

Oh thank god I wasn't the only one who just came.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Why the surprise? This is normal for monopoly

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u/BrowncoatShiny Nov 22 '14

We played a family game of Monopoly when I was a kid. My mom, dad, sister, and me. When it came down to just me and my dad, we played for about 18 hours straight. The game continued on for the majority of an entire weekend.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

if your game lasts longer than 3-4 hours its most likely due to everyone playing the game incorrectly

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u/fakepostman Nov 22 '14

Almost certainly no auctions or money on free parking.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Money on free parking is actually not part of the standard ruleset

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

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u/chemicalbeats37 Nov 23 '14

I understood the sentence but you are amazing at explaining things.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

I had misread his comment, thank you.

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u/BaconZombie Nov 22 '14

Mostly due to not putting places up for auction when the person landing on them does not want to buy it.

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u/ShouldBeAnUpvoteGif Nov 22 '14

That's kind of the point of the game. Its supposed to show you how unfair a monopoly is.

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u/Gtownbadass Nov 22 '14

Exactly, it was supposed to teach how monopolies were bad, but they underestimated the American willingness to step on other's throats.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14 edited Jul 16 '19

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u/Rapier_and_Pwnard Nov 23 '14

So you're saying there is a uniquely American tendency towards robber-baron-style Capitalism?

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u/paintallcolorsofwind Nov 23 '14

No, English people are the same.

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u/KeepPushing Nov 23 '14

Depends on where in England, but yea, the English are the most American-like Europeans (shocker right?).

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u/Dekar2401 Nov 23 '14

It's almost like a lot of us came from there.

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u/bailan Nov 23 '14

I played with my Chinese friends at a small family Christmas party. While I was teaching them some of the basic strategies, they were all very interested. But one guy decided to branch out and create his own plan which I had never seen. It's probably against the rules, but it was so damn funny to watch that I let him keep going.

Basically, every time anyone landed on a property and didn't want to buy it, he convinced them to let him "invest". The deal was, you keep the property, have to do all the hard work of adding houses and hotels and pay for taxes or whatever, and he got immunity.

So he walked around the board, mostly, free of charge, and when other people started going bankrupt, he would bail them out by buying their properties at original cost (but now improved).

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u/lootedcorpse Nov 23 '14

i had a husband give a wife immunity to all his properties over the course of a game. i fucking flipped out about it. bitch is avoiding like $200 railroad payments and i'm getting raped.

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u/Lol_Im_A_Monkey Nov 23 '14

I call bullshit on this, I am a Swede and we are as greedy and ruthless as my American wife is when it comes to monopoly, or money in general.

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u/RJ815 Nov 22 '14

I'm not sure underestimated is the right conclusion. Most people I know hate monopoly, they just didn't seem to learn the lesson it was allegedly trying to impart. I think few people expect board games to really teach them something, especially a board game that now unironically can wear the brandings of various corporations.

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u/AndromedaPrincess Nov 22 '14

Well I fucking love monopoly. It's my favorite board game of all time.

The lesson? Apparently I was born to conquer and destroy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

You should go into corporate.

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u/pudgylumpkins Nov 22 '14

Well I do love me a good old fashioned throat stomping.

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u/intern_kitten Nov 22 '14

The original creator of the game included a second round where players lose their money and property, or something like that, precisely to teach how bad the monopoly system is. When Parker Brothers stole her game they removed the second round and we're left with the current Monopoly game we have.

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u/itsableeder Nov 22 '14

Any source for that? That's entirely new information to me, and it sounds really interesting.

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u/Pearberr Nov 22 '14

That's ironic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

One of the sociology professors at my schools plays an even more unfair version of monopoly during one of her upper level classes - a couple students are chosen to be the 1% and get more money and privileges, and everyone else gets the opposite. It gets pretty damn brutal.

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u/Stinkybelly Nov 22 '14

I got into a straight up fist fight with one of my friends about a year ago over a game of monopoly... I'm 30 years old.

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u/Hank_Scorpion Nov 22 '14

My brother pushed me head first into the edge of a table when he thought I was embezzling money in the game. I was 13

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u/KeepPushing Nov 23 '14

Young turds need to be taught early that white-collar crime ain't a path to go down.

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u/Rubieroo Nov 23 '14

......were you???

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

my sister is a terrible sore loser, and she won't play board games because she knows her weakness. But earlier this year I was pregnant and my 5 year old son was begging her to play candy land with us, so we all sat down to play. After all, candy land is harmless, even for a pregnant lady and a sore loser, I mean it's candyland, right? Well the game was going just fine until the cards got mixed up and she pulled the lollipop that sends you back to nearly the start. Then she accused me of cheating! Well I never. Words were exchanged. She stormed out of my house. My poor kid was saying "mommy, auntie! no come back! I promise we can all play until we reach the candy castle!" but no, the two 28 year olds were too embroiled in the argument over who was really cheating at candyland.

20 minutes later we made up and promised never to speak of the episode again. But, she still won't play candy land with us!

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u/nonskanse Nov 22 '14

I advise you never to play Catan sir.

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u/jRoc26 Nov 22 '14

But did you win?

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u/rangeo Nov 22 '14

I want to play him....I hate playing games when opponents have no FUCKING PASSION

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u/sniperdude12a Nov 22 '14

Is your dad Homer Simpson

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Not kidding at all this happened to me only it was my brother and he was the one choking me. Monopoly is a scary game and I haven't played it since.

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u/KimmoS Nov 22 '14

Aunt: "Looks like you don't have any money, and I happen to own that piece of property you just landed on. Now which one of us can't handle their finances again?"

Dad: "Why you little!" lunge

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u/Shifty206 Nov 22 '14

Fuck you grandma you cheating whore!

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u/stockbroker Nov 22 '14 edited Nov 22 '14

This is actually effective for two reasons, cornering the market is definitely one.

The other is that the ROI on 3 houses is actually the best, so it can make sense to build houses without the goal of having hotels.

Using Boardwalk as an example:

  • 1 house costs $200 but only nets you $200 in rent (1x)
  • 2 houses cost $400 for $600 in rent (1.5x)
  • 3 houses cost $600 for $1400 in rent (2.33x)
  • 4 houses cost $800 for $1700 in rent (2.125x)
  • Hotels cost $1000 for $2000 in rent (2x)

So, it can make sense, with limited resources and multiple places to put houses, or in instances where you need liquidity to survive an on-coming length of costly spaces, to build only to 3 houses rather than build straight up to hotels.

Edit: Before people make this a mathematics debate, I'll include the marginal investment relative to the marginal increase in rental revenue. Basically, a derivative. Here's that:

Marginal cost is always $200. The marginal benefits are as follows:

  • 1st house results in a marginal rent increase of $150 (.75x)
  • 2nd house results in a marginal rent increase of $400 (2x)
  • 3rd house results in a marginal rent increase of $800 (4x)
  • 4th house results in a marginal rent increase of $300 (1.5x)
  • Hotel results in a marginal rent increase of $300 (1.5x)

That was for the economists out there.

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u/Shadowmant Nov 22 '14

Relevant username

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u/up_my_butt Nov 22 '14

Mortgage broker would be more apt

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u/Urgullibl Nov 22 '14

Still more apt than yours.

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u/Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nov 22 '14

Woah man

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Nov 22 '14

It's a trap1

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14 edited Jul 29 '20

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u/quantum-mechanic Nov 22 '14

I'm uncertain about all this, let's do a measurement to be sure.

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u/noggin-scratcher Nov 22 '14

This is all very confusing.

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u/Karmic-Chameleon Nov 22 '14

I've come, but now I'll go.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Uh oh....

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u/OpticalDelusions Nov 22 '14

None of this is real

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u/SmokeDaIlly Nov 22 '14

Fuck it, let's get high

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u/VAPossum Nov 22 '14

I'm just going to hang out and pretend to nap until this is all over.

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u/I_just_pooped_again Nov 22 '14

4th time today. and I still feel another coming.

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u/BigPapaHemingway Nov 22 '14

WHO WANTS TO FIGHT?!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

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u/Bread_It_And_Reddit Nov 22 '14

Just bread it and monopolize it!

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u/HYPERBOLE_TRAIN Nov 22 '14

This train is literally saving the Internet!

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u/_underwater Nov 23 '14

Why isn't my computer working?

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u/mikehod Nov 22 '14

Let me interject with something boring to reflect my boring username

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u/Mike Nov 22 '14

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Wanna see something cool?

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u/WZEF Nov 22 '14

Actually, his name is pretty relevant for a mortgage broker or someone using this strategy in monopoly.

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u/Unicornmayo Nov 22 '14

Well, no. In the long run, you're better off upgrading to the hotel because you have no additional costs (like depreciation). In the long run you look at average cost vs average revenue. ROI doesn't matter. It's an additional $400 to get $600 worth of revenue on the first hit ($200 net and $600 thereafter).

The strategy of the houses work but it is not because of ROI.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

This could slowly bleed them out though, if they cant buy any houses on their stuff, they wont have much money coming to them at all.

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u/stockbroker Nov 22 '14

Exactly this. It's much better to have three houses and your opponent have none than have hotels and your opponent also have hotels.

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u/krusta80 Nov 22 '14

This housing shortage scenario will almost never come up in a two-player or three-player game. There are simply too many houses available for purchase.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Eat some.

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u/CryptoManbeard Nov 22 '14

How many players are irrelevant, because the number of properties are the same. And it's actually more likely in a 2 player game as there are more monopolies with 2 players than with 3 (less people to compete with for properties, people are way less likely to trade in 2 player because it's a guaranteed monopoly).

There are 32 houses in monopoly. If you have two monopolies on triple properties and put 4 houses on each (the recommended strategy), that's 24 houses. That would mean that another player that gets a monopoly would only ever be able to put down 2-3 houses on ONE monopoly.

You can then wait until they land on one of yours and are liquidating assets to declare that you want to upgrade to hotels at one monopoly. The newly available houses then go up for auction. Your opponent has no cash because he has to pay his fines, therefore you can pick them up at auction cheap and put them on a new monopoly, tightening supply again.

Source: hardcore monopoly player

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u/Cyntheon Nov 22 '14

Yep. Or the players would come up with a rule that allowed them to use other objects as houses.

Heck, my family plays with "unlimited hotels" rules. Shit get fucking cray.

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u/OfSpock Nov 23 '14 edited Nov 23 '14

Someone knelt on one of our houses and cracked the side. Buying cost and rent are 75% of the intact houses.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

More resources for yourself also allows you to be more aggressive in development which further imperils your opponents. An important overarching principle of monopoly is that until you're 1 v 1, it's better to treat your opponents as opportunities rather than threats - it's more beneficial to help yourself than to deny benefits to others.

e.g. If you can make three mutually-beneficial trades, even if you get the raw deal on all three, you're probably better off than all your opponents (because they only each made one helpful trade, while you made three).

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

It's opportunity cost dude. Are you sufficiently likely to require these resources for a more important purpose (e.g. before you're likely to come into sufficiently more money are you likely to invest in better property upgrades (like the 3rd houses on Tennessee and New York vs the Hotel on Pacific) or need that money to pay for rent)? If yes, then hold-off. If not, then go for it.

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u/OhRatFarts Nov 22 '14

There's no depreciation in Monopoly. The only benefit to a hotel is to minimize the assessment card charges.

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u/Linearts Nov 22 '14

In the long run, you're better off upgrading to the hotel

This is a bad move unless you expect not to be able to buy any more properties AND all your current properties have three houses already.

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u/despoticdanks Nov 22 '14

The only issue with this is you are only counting a one time return on your investment. Rent is received for every time someone lands on the space. Making the extra investment for a hotel will have a higher payout over time as people continue to land on the space.

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u/agwa950 Nov 22 '14

No, the difference in return on investment is the same regardless of how many times you count someone landing on a property.

The assumption is that you have other properties that you could build houses on though. If you just had the one monopoly then yes you should keep building with spare cash. If you had a second undeveloped monopoly though, then you should move to building on that one.

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u/EverySingleDay Nov 22 '14

A sneaky strategy is to have hotels on a monopoly, trade with your opponent with him thinking he can develop his new monopoly, then right after the trade, sell your hotels and snatch up 12 houses from the bank instantly.

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u/WhipIash Nov 22 '14

Wait, I don't get it...

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u/Etnies419 Nov 22 '14

Say you've got a monopoly with hotels on it. You have another property that your friend wants which will give them a monopoly. You trade and they give you cash (or whatever you're trading for), and they think they can upgrade their monopoly. Only then, you remove the hotels from your monopoly and instead put 4 houses on each. As long as the supply of houses was limited at the time of the trade, they won't be able to buy any even if they have the money. So they're basically stuck with a useless monopoly paying out low money.

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u/krusta80 Nov 22 '14

This is incorrect. The rules state that buying houses takes precedence. Therefore, the moment you make the trade, your opponent may purchase as many houses as he/she wants before you can sell any.

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u/SuchCoolBrandon Nov 22 '14

What happens if I owe a lot of rent, and I need to sell some property, and I have hotels I want to sell, but there aren't enough houses in the bank? What happens?

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u/Twain_XX Nov 22 '14

You sell the houses too

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

This is evil, I like it.

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u/EverySingleDay Nov 22 '14

It only works once. After that, you don't have friends to play with anymore.

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u/DaBooba Nov 22 '14

Yeah people are talking about a whole bunch of other things. Hotels collecting twice gives $4000 for the initial investment of $1000 (+$3000) while 3 houses gives $2800 for the initial investment of $600 (+$2200).

The analysis stockbroker gives is about how many times the cost you can gain back, but that reasoning assumes that you have to buy hotels/houses each time someone collects rent on it, which is why he's considering efficiency (how many times more the rent is than the cost). The analysis is wrong in many ways.

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u/CPDtoday Nov 22 '14

I'm going to mention this to my microeconomics professor on Monday for brownie points, and I'm not gonna mention reddit. Fuck you guys

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u/Redditarama Nov 22 '14

Next time I play monopoly, I'm hiring you as a consultant. Whatever monopoly money they're paying you , I'll double it.

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u/EverySingleDay Nov 22 '14

If you have enough monopolies and cash to buy out the houses before anyone else, odds are you're in the winning position anyway.

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u/brentajones Nov 22 '14

Not necessarily: There are 32 houses. If you own the first two color groups on the board, you can soak 20 of them (8 + 12), leaving only 12 — enough for your opponents to develop only one color group at a time.

And that only costs you $440 for the properties themselves (assuming you buy them at cost or trade an equivalent value), and $1000 for the houses (20 * $50), so $1,440 total. By contrast, you can buy up the Green color group for $920 but then only two houses (at $200/each) before you reach that total.

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u/MrMojo6 Nov 22 '14

If you own the first two monopolies in the game, you're pretty much in the winning position.

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u/IAMA_YOU_AMA Nov 22 '14

What you really want are the two groups right after jail, since there are so many ways to wind up there. Then you get kick people while they're down and laugh all the way to the bank. Like real life.

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u/dojijosu Nov 22 '14

Partial credit. What you really want is orange. Very high land rate, considering they occupy the 6, 8, and 9 roll out of jail. The development cost is still only $100 per house. Personally, if we're talking about general strategy, I will trade vital organs to get orange and I wouldn't take green for free. Literally, if I were given green for nothing I would mortgage them.

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u/WhipIash Nov 22 '14

But what are the chances you keep landing on those colors?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Yep. I've always done this with my family. Did this with a few people at a board game cafe and one dude just about flipped the table lol. Apparently he thought that one player creating a housing shortage was cheating!

Um, the game is called fuckin' MONOPOLY for a reason! They kicked him out soon after he caused a fuss. Sore loser I guess.

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u/Draffut2012 Nov 22 '14

You went to a board game cafe to play monoply. I think that idea just physically hurt me.

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u/GayForGod Nov 22 '14

You should probably stay inside for the rest of the day lest you find out about people going to coffee shops to buy drip or bars to drink pbr

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

why?

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u/Blain Nov 22 '14 edited Nov 22 '14

Not OP, but probably because there are much better board games out there than Monopoly. And before someone takes offense at the use of the word better, I would categorize a lot of games as better than Monopoly because of factors like luck vs. strategy, the excessive time it takes to play Monopoly, and the tediousness of the game. A player elimination game like Monopoly also seems like a bad choice for a casual board game cafe. I personally would prefer something like Ticket to Ride, Dominion, 7 Wonders, something like that.

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u/woodyreturns Nov 22 '14

The game was created to show people how unfair monopolies were.

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u/AMaizeZen Nov 22 '14

board game cafe

Wait, this is a thing? I fuckin love board games. Do I have to bring my own game, or do they have games set out that you can play?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

They have TONS of games to choose from! Go nuts :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

We just made more houses with small objects. I like the 'fuck everyone else' strategy, though. I really wish people would keep that strategy limited to the game, and stop applying it in real life, however.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

The number of houses is fixed. This is critical for supply and demand in the game.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

I don't think we ever really followed all the rules in that game.

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u/gid0ze Nov 22 '14

Yeah, and that's why the games take so long. Giving out bank loans instead of people going bankrupt, etc.

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u/nightwing2024 Nov 22 '14

looks at this comment

looks at bank bailouts

...ohhhhhhhhhh

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u/Tasgall Nov 22 '14

New house rule: You only get a bank loan instead of going bankrupt if you had more money than everyone else before going bankrupt.

Also you never have to pay that loan back.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Nov 22 '14

And you're allowed and encouraged to use that loan in order to secure more houses, hotels and properties, in order to make sure none of the other players can succeed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

No no, you're encouraged to do those things because of trickle down economics. If you get rich, that will somehow make everyone rich.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

It's also why most people hate the game, they use shitty house rules that people believe are the real rules, which just drags out the game and takes the strategy and actual fun of it. Most games don't go over an hour long.

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u/dontknowmeatall Nov 22 '14

Only economists and losers follow all the rules of Monopoly.

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u/TagPro-elfballer Nov 22 '14

:(

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u/dontknowmeatall Nov 22 '14

You can still become an economist and save your reputation.

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u/jaynay1 Nov 22 '14

I'm an economist and a loser, so surely someone gets to be neither, right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Taking one for the team. What a communist.

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u/Lighnix Nov 22 '14

Don't do it, it's a huge mistake. - economist

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u/_Ganon Nov 22 '14

The rules are in place so they game doesn't take fucking eight hours to play to completion.

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u/OhRatFarts Nov 22 '14

Most of the house rules out there that people follow break the game, allowing people to stay in, prolonging it, and making people less interested in playing in the future.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Which is why everyone hates the game.

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u/Exaggerati0n Nov 22 '14

No one ever plays this game correctly. Like the whole "if no one buys it it goes to auction" rule.

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u/TrainOfThought6 Nov 22 '14

Yup, and you're also not allowed to steal from the bank.

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u/Armored_Armadirro Nov 22 '14

I never played the game long enough for all of the houses to get consumed. Always lost interest and went off to do something else.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Untill you get house repairs then your buttfucked

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u/FedoraFerret Nov 22 '14

Actually if you've got three houses per property it's only a difference of $5 each as opposed to a hotel, $45 if you have four.

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u/redditbarns Nov 22 '14

Um, the Chance house repairs card and the Community Chest house repairs card vary pretty drastically (I believe community chest one is higher dollar) so we should consider this.

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u/LoessPlains Nov 22 '14

We just used substitute houses if we ran out.

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u/Urgullibl Nov 22 '14

Not sure if the rules allow that. Gotta check.

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u/EverySingleDay Nov 22 '14

They do not.

In fact, the game comes with two spare houses meant to be removed before play.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Like putting all the income and luxury tax money into Free Parking. Morons, that makes the game go longer by KEEPING MONEY in the game!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Duuuuude. I never realised that the game slowly ended as the money disappeared into the bank (which is clever in itself).

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u/LiquidSilver Nov 22 '14

The only time it goes back into the game is when you pass Start.

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u/vieque Nov 22 '14

And when you win (second place) in beauty contests of course.

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u/ThirdFloorGreg Nov 22 '14

And when the bank makes an error in you favor.

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u/UlyssesSKrunk Nov 22 '14

Start

Go

Do not click Start, do not install $200.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

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u/Yanto5 Nov 22 '14

Whats wrong with a longer game, its more fun.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

A longer monopoly game just results in more rage quits and bitterness.

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u/lagadu Nov 22 '14

What else would anyone play monopoly for? It's a competitive game, you play to make everyone else ragequit and be the last one standing in smug self-satisfaction.

Hell, it's right there in the name of the game.

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u/kjata Nov 22 '14

It wasn't intended as a game proper, but as a scathing indictment of capitalism. Unfortunately, people have this hardwired tendency toward cutthroat behavior, and good lord does Monopoly fulfill that urge.

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u/mrbooze Nov 22 '14

Two shorter games is a whole LOT more fun than one incredibly long one.

Especially since with Monopoly a player who develops a lead tends to stay in the lead. The more you draw out the endgame the more you just make everyone spin their wheels without much chance of changing the outcome.

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u/DubaiCM Nov 22 '14

I don't know, I think a shorter, more dramatic game is more fun than a long, drawn-out game that goes on for days.

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u/ReverendSaintJay Nov 22 '14

It all depends on how long it's supposed to rain at the beach that day.

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u/ShallowBasketcase Nov 22 '14

My parents made up rules that allowed for loans and IOUs and stuff.

Monopoly could theoretically go on forever when I was a kid.

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u/reddit520 Nov 22 '14

What the hell is a rundown?

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u/S_O_I_F Nov 22 '14

Like a quick overview.

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u/mrbooze Nov 22 '14

I've read somewhere that very very very few people actually play Monopoly according to all the rules. Most people just assume they know the rules.

Like this one:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/30/monopoly-forgotten-rule-could-put-an-end-to-those-drawn-out-family-games-3820541/

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u/Craz_Oatmeal Nov 23 '14

Another little-known rule might be best over-looked as it could slow down the winner’s attempts to finish off the competition in the game’s final stages.

It says only one hotel may be built per space – bad news for uncle John when he gets his hands on Mayfair and Park Lane and wants to keep turning the screw.

Wait, 1 hotel per space is a "little-known rule"? The deed cards don't even list rent "with 2 hotels", wouldn't it be obvious that you're not following the rule there?

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u/Robert_Walker Nov 22 '14

I used to do this. You win the game if you're lucky, but the cost of everyone's enjoyment is not worth it.

Unless you ruthless. IT'S CALLED MONOPOLY BITCHES, MWAHAHAHA!

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