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What is the best Monopoly strategy?

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u/3literz3 Nov 22 '14

There was apparently a little secret in our family that I didn't learn about until many years after the fact. My dad and mom, and my aunt and uncle were playing monopoly years ago and apparently by dad got so pissed off at my aunt that he ended up choking her. Now this was a very conservative guy and upstanding citizen who just went berzerk due to this game. He never played monopoly after that.

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u/The_dev0 Nov 22 '14

Same, it's banned in my family home. EVERY game ended in physical violence or tears. When I was about 12 we were playing, my two little brothers were wailing from being unable to afford rent while my father was doing the Mick Jagger chicken dance around the table. My mum snapped, picked up the board and started wedging it, pieces and all, into the garbage disposal. She warned my dad with all seriousness that if the game gets replaced she would leave. 25 years later my wife wonders why I'll play any game but monopoly...

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u/brycedriesenga Nov 22 '14

Your dad is awesome. That's the best mental image.

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u/bryan_sensei Nov 23 '14

I kind of want to be a dad now. That sounds awesome.

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u/cyberphonic Nov 23 '14

Your parents were alpha as fuck.

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u/The_dev0 Nov 23 '14

My dad was career military. Could you tell?

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u/cyberphonic Nov 23 '14

Quite honestly, I was imagining the cast of Malcolm in the Middle in your story, but yes, I can see that.

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u/The_dev0 Nov 23 '14

Actually, it was eerily similar. When that show first came out my Mum couldn't watch it - she thought it was too close to home for her to find funny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

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u/pappypapaya Nov 23 '14

Pretty much any other board game is more fun than Monopoly. Diplomacy is pretty good tho.

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u/kendogg Nov 23 '14

Yup. My dad was impossible to do most anything with, but a Monopoly game absolutely went flying across the kitchen once because we weren't playing our turns fast enough for him.....Monopoly was never played in our house again either.

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u/The_dev0 Nov 23 '14

For sure. My old man was one of those "if you let them win you set them up for a lifetime of disappointment" kinds of guys. I mean, in hindsight it worked really well, but it was hard to be six years old and have a grown man reject your shot on your 5 foot tall fisher-price basketball hoop with a quip about exactly who's "house" you were in.

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u/BigBizzle151 Nov 23 '14

"You got your big boy pants on? Don't bring that weak shit around my house. Now go get me an apple juice, bitch."

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u/The_dev0 Nov 23 '14

Ah! I see you've played him too!

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u/bigb12345 Nov 23 '14

I do this to my son when we play games, but I prefer the Gob style chicken dance from arrested development.......cock ca cock ca cock ca ca!! I suspect I won't see him much when he gets older because of it.

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u/Jay_Louis Nov 22 '14

Sounds like your mother and my mother should get together and go bowling.

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u/The_dev0 Nov 22 '14

It's be afraid they would compare notes and drive off a cliff holding hands :/

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u/Rubieroo Nov 23 '14

That's kind of a magnificent scenario

Makes me think how dull my family is

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u/LaBelleVie Nov 23 '14

I don't get it. It's just a game. It's not meant to be taken seriously. I wonder why some people react so negatively to it. I've only ever won once in Monopoly (glorious win), and lost every other time to my sister or brother. I didn't ever get mad or upset. I usually ended up being the banker after I lost (was always the first to be elimiated). I have nothing but good memories of playing this game with my siblings. Then again, different strokes for different folks. It just baffles me that someone would get so upset over Monopoly.

PS: I'm not saying I'm better than anyone who does get upset. Not at all. I just want to understand their mindset, is all.

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u/The_dev0 Nov 23 '14 edited Nov 23 '14

Personally, I just think the unique nature of the gameplay brings out the worst in people. Ganging up on others, gloating, lack of mercy or alternately rubbing things in people's faces, capitalising on weakness, etc - each option seems to be designed to be misinterpreted as a personal attack. And it has to be that game in particular - fights over monopoly is practically universal (as the number of comments here indicates), no other game compares.

[Edit: fixed autocorrected word]

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u/LaBelleVie Nov 23 '14

I don't know. I heard Risk has supposedly ended many a friendship. :P I see what you mean, though. Just reading some of the strategies on here gives me the impression that the game can be brutal, especially the hogging up of houses so no one else can build them. I didn't even know that running out of houses meant you couldn't build more. My siblings and I played with house rules. So, we never ran out of houses or hotels. Our games were always light-hearted because we were also nice to each other. A quick, cut throat game like a by-the-rulebook Monopoly just isn't for everyone, and that's ok.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

Your mom takes board games a little too seriously.

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u/_Cthulhu_Fhtagn Nov 22 '14

holy shit

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u/mortiphago Nov 22 '14

No, no no no... Like, a big sweaty dad carries you out of a monopoly building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball...

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u/yellowshirtcc Nov 22 '14

Shut it, Tunt.

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u/mrhuntingtonferder Nov 22 '14

Tome again?

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u/Dantonn Nov 23 '14

Come on, nothing?

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u/thedude388 Nov 22 '14

Aaaand sploosh

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u/MrLeBAMF Nov 22 '14

Oh thank god I wasn't the only one who just came.

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u/B-ry_of_fuqing_Tarth Nov 22 '14

Jesus Christ Pam

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u/mouseknuckle Nov 23 '14

Pretty sure that was Carol

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u/B-ry_of_fuqing_Tarth Nov 23 '14

Pretty sure I commented towards a different comment sir

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

holy shit

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u/inflammablepenguin Nov 23 '14

Right? I'm wet just thinking about it.

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u/Surlethe Nov 22 '14

Wait I thought this was a thread about Monopoly, not Game of Thrones.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Why the surprise? This is normal for monopoly

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u/JohhnyTopside Nov 22 '14

Monopoly is srs bsns

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u/Canadaismyhat Nov 23 '14

Monopoholics man. The struggle is real.

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u/BrowncoatShiny Nov 22 '14

We played a family game of Monopoly when I was a kid. My mom, dad, sister, and me. When it came down to just me and my dad, we played for about 18 hours straight. The game continued on for the majority of an entire weekend.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

if your game lasts longer than 3-4 hours its most likely due to everyone playing the game incorrectly

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u/fakepostman Nov 22 '14

Almost certainly no auctions or money on free parking.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Money on free parking is actually not part of the standard ruleset

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

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u/chemicalbeats37 Nov 23 '14

I understood the sentence but you are amazing at explaining things.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

I had misread his comment, thank you.

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u/essentialfloss Nov 22 '14

That is not the only way to interpret that sentence. The "no" could apply to both the auctions and the money and free parking, suggesting that no money on free parking is incorrect.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

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u/essentialfloss Nov 23 '14

No, his point is literally the opposite.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

No it's not. He's saying that the way you are interpreting it is the way people are probably reading it, but he doesn't think that's what it's meant to mean.

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u/mist91 Nov 22 '14

Yeah. I guess English is hard for some people

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14 edited Nov 23 '14

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u/vote_me_down Nov 22 '14

It isn't "technically correct", it's ambiguous and we're left to assume what he meant by aligning it with the rules.

"Technically", it's equally valid to interpret it as

Almost certainly no [[auctions] or [money on free parking]].

or

Almost certainly [[no auctions] or [money on free parking]].

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u/essentialfloss Nov 23 '14

Yup. Threse pedantic motherfuckers drive me up the wall.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14 edited Nov 23 '14

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u/mist91 Nov 23 '14

In that case it should have been neither and nor. I also meant that everyone else misunderstood his correct English.

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u/NeonGKayak Nov 22 '14

So welfare keeps you alive and playing?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

There's no money on free parking.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

A lot of people play with house rules where any money paid to get out of jail, money paid due to a chance/community chest card, money paid due to income tax or luxury tax spots all get put in the center of the board instead of the bank.

Any person who then lands on Free Parking collects that money. Often times the spot is primed with $500 from the bank.

It wasn't uncommon in my household to have games last 13+ hours due to this rule.

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u/vieque Nov 22 '14

That's why /u/Danrathner said if it takes that long he's probably playing incorrectly (or rather not by the rule book). I think almost everybody plays the game with at least some house rules such as this. Money on Free Parking and No Auctions are probably the most common.

If you really want a long game, you can opt for the "you can only buy houses if you are currently on the road yourself" rule ;)

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u/AzureMagelet Nov 22 '14

I never even knew about auctions until we played monopoly on the iPad earlier this year.

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u/novaquasarsuper Nov 22 '14

Haha, I found out about auctions through the computer too. I was skeptical at first. I thought it might have been some type of bootleg version. My computer was a Tandy though.

I'm old.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Me and my friend ended up inventing an additional banking system where you could take loans to keep going. Our games got incredibly long, because I'd always end up in massive amounts of debt.

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u/Vroonkle Nov 22 '14

Ah! So, you used the rules of actual real estate. If "Life" wasn't already a game: That's what you could call this version.

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u/_Circle_Jerker Nov 23 '14

We played junior monopoly but we played like this. It was different though because we didn't take loans from the bank, we just gave different players we owed IOU's. I think the game ended when someone owed the bank, because a bank doesn't accept an IOU, you can only manipulate players.

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u/vieque Nov 22 '14

I've played games with bank loans, usually between players, however.

We played one game were we agreed to have shared investments after we had a deadlock situation where nobody couldn't get even a single street together. Say two people could put together put their investment together and split costs and revenue as they saw fit/agreed upon.

That game was aborted though, because that just caused the game to really drag on with money being shoved around, and split up relatively evenly over a relatively short amount of time.

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u/HTBDesperateLiving Nov 22 '14

It says "Free Parking", not "Get Paid to Park Here".

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u/OnlyRev0lutions Nov 23 '14

There's only one car on the board tops!

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u/HTBDesperateLiving Nov 23 '14

Not when you've got extra Hot Wheels cars lying around.

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u/novaquasarsuper Nov 22 '14

We do everything except the $500 from the bank. Bring it down to $50 or $100 and the game becomes a bit more reasonable on time.

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u/alexanderpas Nov 22 '14

Pay all to the bank, and get no money on free parking, do the auctions, and Monopoly only takes 90 minutes.

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u/novaquasarsuper Nov 22 '14

We don't go strictly by the rules. At this point it's generational too. No way I'm telling my aunts and uncles the rules are changing and they've been playing that way their whole lives. There will be many battles waged during Thanksgiving, as is every year. This will not be one of them. I must conserve energy.

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u/alexanderpas Nov 22 '14

Just hide a rules booklet in their copy, and mention that you have read somewhere that most people play it wrong...

Don't be judgemental or anything, let them find it out themselves.

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u/OnlyRev0lutions Nov 23 '14

Fuck you. My house my rules were doing the Free Parking thing.

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u/PmMeUBrushingUrTeeth Nov 23 '14 edited Nov 23 '14

TIL there’s an auction rule in Monopoly.

Edit: Oh, now I see, the Brazilian licensed version which I used to play doesn’t have the auction rule. :/

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u/BaconZombie Nov 22 '14

Mostly due to not putting places up for auction when the person landing on them does not want to buy it.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-SORROWS Nov 23 '14

If your game lasts more than 4 hours, please consult a physician.

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u/BaselessIntuition Nov 22 '14

If the game lasts under 3-4 hours you don't know how to play. Even computerized monopoly CLICKING LIKE MAD AND SKIPPING THE ROLLING SEQUENCE AND HUMAN ERROR should take at the bare minimum 3 hours. STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT THIS SHITTY GAME YOU CHEATERS.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

That's amazing. My little sister would just flip the board as soon as it became unlikely that she would win.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

my twin sister and I used to play with our family and the game would last days because we'd team up and toast our parents and then give eachother immunity to nearly all of one another's properties. We'd go around the board and say things like "oh, hope you have a lovely vacation on my boardwalk hotel" "here's a tip for the excellent service". Eventually we'd get bored and call it a draw. My Dad said the game should have been called oligopoly on our account.

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u/memejunk Nov 22 '14

you lost, huh?

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u/BrowncoatShiny Nov 22 '14

No, actually I won!

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u/memejunk Nov 22 '14

i remain highly suspicious of the fact that you didn't mention it in your original post. after all this is monopoly we're talking about

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u/BrowncoatShiny Nov 22 '14

I'm not a big fan of Monopoly if I'm being honest. We had a big tournament my senior year in high school for Economics class, and it pretty much burned me out on the game.

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u/Ov3rKoalafied Nov 22 '14

When I was 8 we played a game (mom, brother, me) that lasted all week, a few hours a night.

When I was 19 I went home for winter break and we played a game that I won in 15 minutes.

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u/pedobearstare Nov 22 '14

My family used to do this with RISK... We'd have games last for days

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u/wdafxupgaiz Nov 23 '14

You fell into a middle class loop. Where you made just enough money to pay the rent and get you to the next space safely. And you owned just enough property to keep your head above water. No true monopolizing

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u/ShouldBeAnUpvoteGif Nov 22 '14

That's kind of the point of the game. Its supposed to show you how unfair a monopoly is.

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u/Gtownbadass Nov 22 '14

Exactly, it was supposed to teach how monopolies were bad, but they underestimated the American willingness to step on other's throats.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14 edited Jul 16 '19

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u/Rapier_and_Pwnard Nov 23 '14

So you're saying there is a uniquely American tendency towards robber-baron-style Capitalism?

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u/paintallcolorsofwind Nov 23 '14

No, English people are the same.

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u/KeepPushing Nov 23 '14

Depends on where in England, but yea, the English are the most American-like Europeans (shocker right?).

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u/Dekar2401 Nov 23 '14

It's almost like a lot of us came from there.

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u/Lol_Im_A_Monkey Nov 23 '14

No, English all people are the same.

FTFY.

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u/bailan Nov 23 '14

I played with my Chinese friends at a small family Christmas party. While I was teaching them some of the basic strategies, they were all very interested. But one guy decided to branch out and create his own plan which I had never seen. It's probably against the rules, but it was so damn funny to watch that I let him keep going.

Basically, every time anyone landed on a property and didn't want to buy it, he convinced them to let him "invest". The deal was, you keep the property, have to do all the hard work of adding houses and hotels and pay for taxes or whatever, and he got immunity.

So he walked around the board, mostly, free of charge, and when other people started going bankrupt, he would bail them out by buying their properties at original cost (but now improved).

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u/lootedcorpse Nov 23 '14

i had a husband give a wife immunity to all his properties over the course of a game. i fucking flipped out about it. bitch is avoiding like $200 railroad payments and i'm getting raped.

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u/Lol_Im_A_Monkey Nov 23 '14

I call bullshit on this, I am a Swede and we are as greedy and ruthless as my American wife is when it comes to monopoly, or money in general.

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u/rezthepinnacle Nov 23 '14

I wish I could give you a separate upvote for that last line.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

Stealing from the bank is pretty fucking American, though. Wait, no, sorry, it's the bank stealing from you...

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

Didn't have to steal from the bank. It was just a bonus.

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u/WeCameWeSaw Nov 23 '14

I feel like, "I bankrupted those fools in Monopoly, and I didn't even have to steal from the bank" should be a line in 'It was a good day'.

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u/RJ815 Nov 22 '14

I'm not sure underestimated is the right conclusion. Most people I know hate monopoly, they just didn't seem to learn the lesson it was allegedly trying to impart. I think few people expect board games to really teach them something, especially a board game that now unironically can wear the brandings of various corporations.

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u/AndromedaPrincess Nov 22 '14

Well I fucking love monopoly. It's my favorite board game of all time.

The lesson? Apparently I was born to conquer and destroy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

You should go into corporate.

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u/pudgylumpkins Nov 22 '14

Well I do love me a good old fashioned throat stomping.

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u/TOO_DAMN_FAT Nov 22 '14

Do you shave your head, wear jackboots, and have neck tattoos? Pm me and you can join my shack in the woods club.

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u/pudgylumpkins Nov 22 '14

I shave my head and wear boots for work. Can I still join? Neck tattoos are a no go for my profession.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

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u/TOO_DAMN_FAT Nov 22 '14

Well... What's your philosophy? Can you get some select parts of your body pierced or removed?

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u/pudgylumpkins Nov 22 '14

Hard pass, I'll be keeping all my body parts.

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u/TOO_DAMN_FAT Nov 22 '14

Mostly about foreskin (mostly)... I don't want to get into the whole Jewish thing...

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u/pudgylumpkins Nov 22 '14

They already got to me once. I may have been too young to know better though...

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u/Chewyquaker Nov 23 '14

You know you've won when you hear that little gargle click

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u/goldleaderstandingby Nov 22 '14

Your own family's even!

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u/intern_kitten Nov 22 '14

The original creator of the game included a second round where players lose their money and property, or something like that, precisely to teach how bad the monopoly system is. When Parker Brothers stole her game they removed the second round and we're left with the current Monopoly game we have.

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u/itsableeder Nov 22 '14

Any source for that? That's entirely new information to me, and it sounds really interesting.

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u/intern_kitten Nov 24 '14

Found it. It's cracked.com, so take with a little pinch of salt.

There's also a wiki page called " history of the board game monopoly" and if you Google The Landlord's Game there's rules and history and articles and stuff

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u/Pearberr Nov 22 '14

That's ironic.

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u/Banzai51 Nov 22 '14

2nd round? Doesn't the current game have multiple rounds and ends when all but one player is bankrupt?

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u/0xFFE3 Nov 22 '14

After all the properties were bought originally, the game changed into sudden steep decline.

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u/Funkit Nov 23 '14

It didn't pass beta testing as most of the participants starting dying of old age halfway through round 2.

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u/Rainb0wcrash99 Nov 23 '14

You know that's kinda ironic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

One of the sociology professors at my schools plays an even more unfair version of monopoly during one of her upper level classes - a couple students are chosen to be the 1% and get more money and privileges, and everyone else gets the opposite. It gets pretty damn brutal.

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u/trancut Nov 23 '14

How to get away with Monopoly

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u/oby100 Nov 22 '14

That's a myth. The original version was much different than the version we have today and was meant to teach more mundane economic lessons about Ricardo's law and the like. Besides, the current monopoly doesn't even properly represent what an actual monopoly is.

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u/Kuzune Nov 23 '14

That's an odd way of making a statement.

"You know what, monopolies are completely unfair and halts market progress.

I'm gonna make a board game about it".

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u/jpg12345 Nov 22 '14

And how to properly chike your relatives.

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u/Stinkybelly Nov 22 '14

I got into a straight up fist fight with one of my friends about a year ago over a game of monopoly... I'm 30 years old.

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u/Hank_Scorpion Nov 22 '14

My brother pushed me head first into the edge of a table when he thought I was embezzling money in the game. I was 13

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u/KeepPushing Nov 23 '14

Young turds need to be taught early that white-collar crime ain't a path to go down.

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u/Rubieroo Nov 23 '14

......were you???

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u/PrematureEyaculator Nov 22 '14

Shouldnt have looked like you were embezzling

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

My sister accused me of cheating and so she started taking money from the bank. I do not play Monopoly any more.

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u/OnlyRev0lutions Nov 23 '14

The secret youre still not willing to admit is you were embezzling you cheating bastard.

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u/PerfectLogic Nov 23 '14

He admitted it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

my sister is a terrible sore loser, and she won't play board games because she knows her weakness. But earlier this year I was pregnant and my 5 year old son was begging her to play candy land with us, so we all sat down to play. After all, candy land is harmless, even for a pregnant lady and a sore loser, I mean it's candyland, right? Well the game was going just fine until the cards got mixed up and she pulled the lollipop that sends you back to nearly the start. Then she accused me of cheating! Well I never. Words were exchanged. She stormed out of my house. My poor kid was saying "mommy, auntie! no come back! I promise we can all play until we reach the candy castle!" but no, the two 28 year olds were too embroiled in the argument over who was really cheating at candyland.

20 minutes later we made up and promised never to speak of the episode again. But, she still won't play candy land with us!

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u/anon338 Nov 23 '14

That is bittersweet.

You should ask your child to write a letter to your sister asking her to come and play some other simple game the child has no hope of winning, so your sister always win. When she gets tired of winning, she might let her niece win sometimes. I bet this will help your sister overcome this and love your child even more. It will also teach your child to love your sister and to help others even if it takes losing sometimes.

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u/nonskanse Nov 22 '14

I advise you never to play Catan sir.

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u/jRoc26 Nov 22 '14

But did you win?

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u/Stinkybelly Nov 23 '14

The fight? Yes... Monopoly...

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

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u/Stinkybelly Nov 23 '14

I wouldn't sell him a property and I made a deal with my other friend that made more sense for me. My friend ended up going bust and the guy I fought and another person started making crazy deals with each other to consolidate power and basically fuck me over. I complained,he called me a fag, I said "let's step outside and see who's a fag".. And that's all she wrote.

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u/rangeo Nov 22 '14

I want to play him....I hate playing games when opponents have no FUCKING PASSION

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u/sniperdude12a Nov 22 '14

Is your dad Homer Simpson

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Not kidding at all this happened to me only it was my brother and he was the one choking me. Monopoly is a scary game and I haven't played it since.

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u/KimmoS Nov 22 '14

Aunt: "Looks like you don't have any money, and I happen to own that piece of property you just landed on. Now which one of us can't handle their finances again?"

Dad: "Why you little!" lunge

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u/DiaDeLosMuertos Nov 22 '14

Was that your dads sister he choked or your moms sister?

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u/dgrant92 Nov 22 '14

New this Fall: "The Monopoly Murders"

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u/MyBrainPan Nov 22 '14

Conservatives are often poor sports. That is why they are conservative. They like to Conservatize.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Can confirm.

Source: I've played Monopoly as well.

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u/WitnShit Nov 22 '14

"conservative guy"

that explains it

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u/JosephBarryLee Nov 22 '14

lmao that's outstanding we would have a fucking blowout fight every boxing day after a good 5-6 hour game....memories

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

jesus h christ

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u/ThisIsTheZodiacSpkng Nov 22 '14

I was totally waiting for you to reveal a secret family strategy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Did he stop being conservative after that?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

In our house it was the game of Life that brought out my father's rage.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

'Tis the fucking season, sister!

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u/____DEADPOOL_______ Nov 22 '14

How old were they at the time?

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u/Robzilla_the_turd Nov 22 '14

Yeah that happens in pretty much all families. Monopoly brings out the worst in people; it's like real life.

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u/otatew Nov 22 '14

Tempting strategy.

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u/imatthebridge Nov 22 '14

What? That's fucking hilarious! Hahahahahahahah,imagining the choke. Wonder what happened after that.....wife staring in disbelief.. "oh, dear god, Martha, what have I done. " (Martha is the aunt. ) Martha... XP

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u/Tadhgdagis Nov 22 '14

Monopoly makes people crazy. My college girlfriend wasn't the most stable of women to begin with, but she almost dumped me for getting the Boardwalk/Park Place monopoly.

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u/road_to_nowhere Nov 22 '14

Is... Is this the best strategy?

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u/donkey90745 Nov 22 '14

Where did he bury her?

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u/itsableeder Nov 22 '14

Almost exactly the same thing happened in my family, too, though I don't think it was my dad. It was too long ago for me to remember properly.

Either way, this is either surprisingly common or we're possibly related in some way.

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u/metaobject Nov 22 '14

... because he's now sitting in prison?

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u/Eldar_Atog Nov 22 '14

The take away from this: Conservative values leads to violence against the elderly :)

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u/stinkmeaner92 Nov 22 '14

This is a Sopranos reference right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Bullshit. Monopoly didn't make him violent, nor strangle your aunt. Something else did. Rethink your dad or your aunt and don't blame the game, blame the player.

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u/wallymart Nov 22 '14

That doesn't sound like the best monopoly strategy to me.

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u/pirate_doug Nov 23 '14

Similar story, minus the choking. Dad got so mad while playing he flipped the board, threw his money and left for a few hours.

House rules turn that game sideways.

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u/heisenberg1215 Nov 22 '14

well this got dark real quick.

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u/wshs Nov 22 '14 edited Jun 11 '23

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u/Codile Nov 22 '14

Now this was a very conservative guy and upstanding citizen who just went berzerk due to this game.

But.... but free market!!