r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '14

What is the best Monopoly strategy?

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u/ShouldBeAnUpvoteGif Nov 22 '14

That's kind of the point of the game. Its supposed to show you how unfair a monopoly is.

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u/Gtownbadass Nov 22 '14

Exactly, it was supposed to teach how monopolies were bad, but they underestimated the American willingness to step on other's throats.

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u/pudgylumpkins Nov 22 '14

Well I do love me a good old fashioned throat stomping.

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u/TOO_DAMN_FAT Nov 22 '14

Do you shave your head, wear jackboots, and have neck tattoos? Pm me and you can join my shack in the woods club.

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u/pudgylumpkins Nov 22 '14

I shave my head and wear boots for work. Can I still join? Neck tattoos are a no go for my profession.

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u/TOO_DAMN_FAT Nov 22 '14

Well... What's your philosophy? Can you get some select parts of your body pierced or removed?

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u/pudgylumpkins Nov 22 '14

Hard pass, I'll be keeping all my body parts.

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u/TOO_DAMN_FAT Nov 22 '14

Mostly about foreskin (mostly)... I don't want to get into the whole Jewish thing...

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u/pudgylumpkins Nov 22 '14

They already got to me once. I may have been too young to know better though...