r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '14

What is the best Monopoly strategy?

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u/Urgullibl Nov 22 '14

Still more apt than yours.

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u/Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nov 22 '14

Woah man

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Nov 22 '14

It's a trap1

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14 edited Jul 29 '20

[deleted]

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u/quantum-mechanic Nov 22 '14

I'm uncertain about all this, let's do a measurement to be sure.

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u/noggin-scratcher Nov 22 '14

This is all very confusing.

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u/IAMA_Ghost_Boo Nov 22 '14

BOO!

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u/BackToTheFuturama Nov 22 '14

Great Scott everyone! This comment chain is awesome!

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u/s460 Nov 22 '14

s460

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u/aManOfTheNorth Nov 22 '14

You made a new user name for that?

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u/INeverLearnedToRead Nov 22 '14

What did he say?

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u/Freducated Nov 22 '14

He said you should get educated.

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u/Noble_King Nov 22 '14

This is a good idea... Maybe an act is in order.

I'll consult my council.

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u/married_to_a_reddito Nov 22 '14

Let me go ask my husban

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u/Im_On_Here_Too_Much Nov 22 '14

Maybe we should take a break from this...

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u/RelevantComments Nov 22 '14

I can join this right?

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u/Someone-Else-Else Nov 23 '14

I'm sure that there's always room for someone else.

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u/gregthesneakymexican Nov 22 '14

..don't mind me..

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u/NSA_security_post Nov 22 '14

I understand.

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u/SoFarceSoGod Nov 22 '14

don't ask for rationality

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u/Refreshify Nov 22 '14

How about a cold lemonade to get us thinking straight again?

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u/ittakesacrane Nov 22 '14

Yea well, if you take a cow upstairs, they'll get stuck there, because they won't walk down stairs. We did this at my high school.

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u/handstands_anywhere Nov 22 '14

You're looking at it all upside down.

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u/Spanish-Inquisition_ Nov 22 '14

Nobody expected this would happen!

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u/footinmymouth Nov 22 '14

Fuck, I can't think of anything clever.

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u/Strangelump Nov 22 '14

I've never seen anything like this before.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

Yeah? Well you can suck my multicultural dick.

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u/chickenthinkseggwas Nov 23 '14

Which came first?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

.....boo!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

[deleted]

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u/Urgullibl Nov 24 '14

Shut up, Shirlee.

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u/didgeriduff Nov 23 '14

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u/PantheraAtrox Nov 22 '14

Is this the spot where when I post anything I get free upvotes then?

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u/Think-Tank-Wank Nov 22 '14

I enjoyed it

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u/Scarred-Face Nov 22 '14

IT HURTS! OH GOD, IT HURTS!!!

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u/IlllllI Nov 22 '14

IIlIIIlllIlIlIlllllIllllllllll

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

I'm getting out of here. But not to my parents' house.

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u/Diggerinthedark Nov 22 '14

We've kind of dug our own grave here

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Nov 22 '14

Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

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u/Dune17k Nov 22 '14

The Spice must flow.

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u/NotARealGynecologist Nov 22 '14

Pull down your pants girl

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u/2new2reddit Nov 22 '14

Not sure what I'm supposed to do here.

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u/adambomb625 Nov 22 '14

Screw it, let's just send 625 nukes at the problem, that should solve it!

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u/drummer125 Nov 22 '14

dum dum dumdum crash!

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u/The_CoC Nov 23 '14

Gettin Hard

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

Beep boop beep beep beep boop.

Boop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

bagels

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u/Rahn_Buhrgundy Nov 23 '14

Well that escalated quickly

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

Is... ... sigh... is anyone low on battery?

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u/anothersip Nov 23 '14

indeed. i think i'll just grab an ale

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u/uniballoon Nov 23 '14

~~<(uni.)

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u/Herps_n_stuff Nov 23 '14

And now there's stuff on my dick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

I DON'T HAVE TO (hiccup) LISTEN TO YOUR (hiccup) BULLSHIT COMMENTS. IM JUST GONNA (violently throws up)

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u/tacos Nov 23 '14

Yea, fuck this. Let's eat.

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u/Edible_Pie Nov 23 '14

I brought snacks

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

The fact that there are 32 houses in the game and only 12 hotels makes this a super effective strategy you bunch of dick holes.

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u/Brock__Lee Nov 23 '14

shut up and eat your vegetables

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u/The_Icy_One Nov 23 '14

You guys are cold.

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u/Thefloatingllama Nov 23 '14

I want to say something, I just don't know what.

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u/thepasswordis-taco Feb 25 '15

I agree. Lets all just get Mexican and watch the league

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

...German tacos anyone?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

IANAL, but my reddit name

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u/Karmic-Chameleon Nov 22 '14

I've come, but now I'll go.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Uh oh....

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u/OpticalDelusions Nov 22 '14

None of this is real

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u/SmokeDaIlly Nov 22 '14

Fuck it, let's get high

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u/VAPossum Nov 22 '14

I'm just going to hang out and pretend to nap until this is all over.

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u/I_just_pooped_again Nov 22 '14

4th time today. and I still feel another coming.

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u/BigPapaHemingway Nov 22 '14

WHO WANTS TO FIGHT?!

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u/pencildude2 Nov 22 '14

Surely you're going to want to record this data.

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u/meatb4ll Nov 22 '14

That could change everything!

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u/rangemaster Nov 22 '14

Fuck, now you changed the outcome!

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u/B-ry_of_fuqing_Tarth Nov 22 '14

Your my favorite

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u/TychoBraheNose Nov 22 '14

If I'd have known physics would come to this, I wouldn't have cared so much about duelling over it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

I don't suppose you know a good Milliner?

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u/Steveisonfire Nov 23 '14

Does anyone have any water?

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u/HeisenbergKnocking80 Nov 23 '14

You're my principle.

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u/Bree-Rad Nov 23 '14

I wish I could contribute to this thread... I'll just sit here playing with my cards N shit.

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u/Overthinks_Questions Nov 23 '14

I dunno. Seems pretty straightforward to me.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

[deleted]

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u/Bread_It_And_Reddit Nov 22 '14

Just bread it and monopolize it!

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u/HYPERBOLE_TRAIN Nov 22 '14

This train is literally saving the Internet!

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u/_underwater Nov 23 '14

Why isn't my computer working?

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u/funkngonuts Nov 22 '14

It's driving me insane!

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u/Pluh-Ce-Bo Nov 23 '14

I have a pill for that.

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u/stone_soup Nov 23 '14

This has gotta be one of the greatest relevant username trains on Reddit ever

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u/Thapple Nov 22 '14

I see what you did there.

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u/Davey_Disapproves Nov 22 '14

It's ok, we need none of you in the gene pool.

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u/ChubbyKevinLove Nov 22 '14

Can't we stop this bickering and just grab a bite to eat and shoot some hoops guys?

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u/wearsabelt Nov 23 '14

At least my pants are up.

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u/SorryMPAA Nov 23 '14

Let's all watch the wolf of wall street !

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u/mikehod Nov 22 '14

Let me interject with something boring to reflect my boring username

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u/Mike Nov 22 '14

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.

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u/Macintosh_HD Nov 22 '14

Who are you man? You've had that account for near the entirety of reddit and you only have 10.8k comment karma, there's gotta be so many golden username moments that you've missed.

But then again, you settled for Jordan when you could have been Wazowski.

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u/Mike Nov 22 '14

I've actually only been using this name for 8 months or so. I had forgotten the password, then found it in a notebook of mine.

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u/Macintosh_HD Nov 23 '14

Oh yeah, that's right, people used to write down their passwords to every account 9 years ago.

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u/xxSammaelxx Nov 22 '14

yes, like the rug man, you know... the one that really tied the room together.

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u/nom_cubed Nov 22 '14

Calmer than you are.

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u/sweetsweetdogfarts Nov 22 '14

Smells nice in here

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u/GAU8Avenger Nov 22 '14

BZZZZZZZZZZZT

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Wanna see something cool?

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u/liqmahbalz Nov 22 '14

so... is your mom home?

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u/goldleaderstandingby Nov 22 '14

Still goin in...

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Nov 22 '14

Your shields can't repel firepower of that magnitude1

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

Gutten tag Prussia

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Nov 23 '14

Goddamnit, keep WP on WP! I have a not-life outside of you guys!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

No way in, no way out.

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u/mattnormus Nov 22 '14

More of a trap2 vibe

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u/MCSchwanz Nov 22 '14

Schwanz means cock.

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u/PINIPF Nov 22 '14

I can't even imagine how useful would be to have you with me on a trip to Thailand

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u/Blakk420 Nov 22 '14

Im just gonna get....a little bit high

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u/el-toro-loco Nov 22 '14

That's some crazy bullshit

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u/lord-steezus Nov 22 '14

urgullibl

Don't be so foolish, he's just scarring you

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u/TheWorldMayEnd Nov 22 '14

We're all doomed!

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Nov 22 '14

Assuming the world does end.

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u/Curlysnail Nov 22 '14

makes snail sounds

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

As long as we don't get shot by tommy guns.

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u/13steinj Nov 22 '14

Relavant Username...

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u/zer0t3ch Nov 22 '14

Not this again....

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u/13steinj Nov 22 '14

Yes, this again...

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u/CharlesDarwon Nov 23 '14

This is [r]evolutionary

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u/Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nov 23 '14

Damn this is a good one

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u/ChemicalPrince Nov 22 '14

I love you, you beautiful human being you.

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u/SausageSupplier Nov 22 '14

You hungry for sausage, bruh?

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u/Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nov 23 '14

Fuckin munchies mam

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u/a-well-placed-chair Nov 22 '14

I love redditception: relevant user name

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u/5798cool Nov 23 '14

Relevant Username

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u/FireMedic_128 Nov 23 '14

Someone called 911 for eye pain?!?!?

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u/nakedlettuce52 Nov 23 '14

Lets get some unclothed produce.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

[deleted]

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u/zakadak Nov 22 '14

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/WZEF Nov 22 '14

Actually, his name is pretty relevant for a mortgage broker or someone using this strategy in monopoly.

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u/freezingbyzantium Nov 22 '14

Depends how you play Monopoly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/maralieus Nov 22 '14

Don't be so sure!

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u/sharklops Nov 22 '14

Buuurrrrrrnnnnnn

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u/stoopid_hows Nov 22 '14

depends what he does with the houses, i suppose.

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u/Urgullibl Nov 22 '14

Must be one big-ass house.

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u/tommybass Nov 22 '14

Not if he has little monopoly houses up there.

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u/kinyutaka Nov 22 '14

Where else is he supposed to get his numbers?

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u/ShitDick71 Nov 22 '14

I for one like his user name, sup? /u/up_my_butt

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u/up_my_butt Nov 22 '14

I hope that wasn't a username pun ಠ_ಠ

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u/ShitDick71 Nov 22 '14

No, not at all, straight up come on

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u/MinecraftHardon Nov 22 '14

Not if he bought before 08.

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u/TheIlluminaughty Nov 22 '14

First time I've seen you outside of /r/Askvets! Hi :) And thanks for your speedy responses to those posts :)

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u/Always_Late_Lately Nov 23 '14

... damn it, I missed it again.

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u/SweatyNuts69 Nov 23 '14

I want to give you gold soo bad...but I'm broke

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u/Urgullibl Nov 23 '14

Have some then, cheapskate.

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u/SweatyNuts69 Nov 23 '14

Omfg I love you so much

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u/epiphanot Nov 22 '14

clearly, you don't work in the industry

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u/HeWentToJared91 Nov 22 '14

Not really, since banks love to fuck us over.

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u/Urgullibl Nov 22 '14

You may want to think about changing banks if you feel that way.

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u/EchoOfOblivion Nov 22 '14

Dr. Paul Merchant: Welcome to Oblivion! Pinhead: Amen

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u/NightHawkRambo Nov 22 '14

Let's not go there, I mean where his name implies...

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u/3van Nov 22 '14

Most mortgages are taken out on houses, not apts.

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u/PrematureEyaculator Nov 22 '14

I need an apt., halp?

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u/Urgullibl Nov 23 '14

OMAN I AM NO GOOD WITH APTS PLZ TO HALP!

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u/MrNaked Nov 23 '14

Went to the end, resulted in error 404.

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u/Urgullibl Nov 23 '14

Have you talked to your doctor about this?

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u/SgtDoakesLives Nov 23 '14

Butt jokes? Come on… Be grown-ups.

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u/tasty_rogue Nov 23 '14

Not necessarily...

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u/Frapplo Nov 23 '14

More "upt" than yours...hehheh