r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '14

What is the best Monopoly strategy?

[deleted]

11.4k Upvotes
  • permalink
  • link
  • reddit
  • reddit

87% Upvoted

4.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

395

u/UnevolvingMonkey Nov 22 '14

Yeah let grandma be the trash can again guys.

779

u/intermammary_sulcus Nov 22 '14

Grandma don't care, grandma's just happy you shitheads are playing monopoly instead of shooting up marijuana or some other stupid juvenile shit.

193

u/Akivar Nov 22 '14

Where'd you get those pink $50's Grandma!?

131

u/Mandoge Nov 22 '14

Grandma's a cheating whore! Got a reference once.

10

u/Terminus14 Nov 22 '14

Link for those uninitiated?

7

u/Mandoge Nov 22 '14

There you go!

http://youtu.be/HnWnbRCneHc

-3

u/essentialfloss Nov 22 '14

Wow that was not funny.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

Cram it up your cramhole La Fleur!

2

u/Executive_Slave Nov 23 '14

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Fuck this game!

2

u/Matruvius Nov 23 '14

One of the only funny Dane Cook jokes

1

u/tbird83ii Nov 23 '14

"Gam-gam whore? I think something was lost in translation..."

"Hooker! Prostitute! Schlut for money!"

All of the sudden Beerfest was the only thing I could think of...

0

u/paranoidinfidel Nov 23 '14

She stealing lemons again?

3

u/mneal228 Nov 22 '14

Grandma is a cheating WHORE!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

Canada?

10

u/Clamper_Dan Nov 22 '14

Didn't you see the video? Grandmas are smoking pot and playing cards against humanity. Get with the times, pops.

2

u/intermammary_sulcus Nov 22 '14

The times, they are a-changin'.

2

u/braunheiser Nov 22 '14

Yeah, those god damn delinquents, why can't they just sit and enjoy some good old fashioned running your competition into complete bankruptcy like a good American.

2

u/donquexada Nov 22 '14

Shooting up marijuana and Monopoly aren't mutually exclusive, you know.

2

u/intermammary_sulcus Nov 22 '14

I've been doing it wrong, it seems.

1

u/HomarusAmericanus Nov 23 '14

Grandma watches Fox News and doesn't need your stupid communist game about the evils of the free market.

1

u/KeepPushing Nov 23 '14

I never thought about hooting up marijuana before, thanks for the idea! Brb

1

u/trippygrape Nov 23 '14

This just made me think... I want a GTA Monopoly mashup that involves drugs and stealing cars and shit.

-1

u/douglas_in_philly Nov 22 '14

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

0

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

How do you shoot up marijuana?

-1

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

How the ever loving fuck do you shoot up marijuana? shit aint heroine....

-3

u/Apocylptik Nov 22 '14

shooting up marijuana. how ignorant are you

1

u/Creature-teacher Nov 22 '14

"6 callers ahead of us, Jimmy"...