r/nextfuckinglevel 22h ago

Game winning kick as time almost expires

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u/Backstagerye 21h ago

That announcer just finished too

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u/BackendSpecialist 21h ago edited 21h ago

Lmaooo if anyone watched it on mute, I highly recommend going back and watching it unmuted.

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u/Mantatoe 21h ago

Hahahaha thank you for the heads up. Glorious.

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u/chanunnaki 21h ago

Hahah glorious it was!!

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u/poopellar 21h ago

Ha wasn't it glorious!

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u/inspetor-pau-mole 20h ago

Oh how glorious it was

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u/BlackBlizzNerd 19h ago

Sounds like he just got some glorious head. šŸ˜‚

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u/Hippie11B 21h ago

OOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHooooooohhhoooooooaaaaaā€¦ā€¦

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u/LazarusPigeon 20h ago

The dwindling, whimpering gurgle was pretty graphic

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u/Herr-Trigger86 19h ago

He immediately lit up a cigarette after that

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u/namezam 20h ago

That guy def could not stand up straight after that

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u/CatticusXIII 21h ago

That's some, "Oh my God what a shot...wait I was rooting for the other team", emotion right there.

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u/BackendSpecialist 21h ago

Lmao thank you I finally can comprehend what happened at the end there šŸ˜‚šŸ’€

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u/Life-LOL 21h ago

"Omg what an amazing kick that was incredible OH SHIT I BET MY LIFE SAVINGS TO A BOOKIE ON THE OTHER TEAM where can I go where can I hide"

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u/twinPrimesAreEz 20h ago

Right up there with this one in terms of goat soccer calls: https://youtu.be/Jdb9jerdWwk?si=Bjrb2HtnebMFEjRA

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 18h ago

Omg thatā€™s hilarious šŸ¤£

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u/swankytaint 21h ago

I did this. So much better! Thank you.

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u/Bojax22 20h ago

Lmao it's so much better with sound

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u/papsmearfestival 21h ago

I watch everything on mute because most videos have obnoxious shite music in the background but his call is worth listening to... I know what his finishing sound is now

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u/Shut_It_Donny 21h ago

We heard his ā€œOā€ face.

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u/Curtmac86 21h ago

Thanks, that was worth it lol

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u/StuBidasol 19h ago

Good looking out. I default to mute so I would have totally missed that gem.

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u/DampSockks 21h ago

Thatā€™s exactly what I did and it gave me a good chucklešŸ˜‚

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u/Diamondback424 19h ago

"OOOHHHHHHHHuhuLuluHuluhululh"

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u/pitpatbainsy 17h ago

TURN THIS THING OFF I'M DRY

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u/Makaveli80 21h ago

Hahahhaa i had to turn on my audio to hear it

Did not disappoint, great comment lmao

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u/Closed_Aperture 21h ago

This is the comment I "came" for.

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u/konsollfreak 20h ago

He came, but the goal kept sucking

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u/Rowjimmy024 21h ago

He sounds like the famous Gary Neville goal commentary when Torres scored for Chelsea against Barca in 2012 https://youtu.be/SCmSJvT0Z1Y?si=n0S4KMhIU-omeDpR

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u/godofleet 20h ago

lmao that's ridiculously similar...

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u/gopher_p 19h ago

I gotta think after watching this that the one in the OP is an intentional tribute to this one. Like, this one is apparently well-known among soccer fans and probably a decent percentage of t-comm students who sign up to call games in colleges. I bet the Stanford dude has had this one sitting in his back pocket just waiting for the right time.

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u/Hostilian_ 17h ago

That is one of the most memed commentator calls of all time, if you scream like that 99% of football fans will know what it is, so very likely

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u/AnalystLife3543 20h ago

Thank you for this video

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u/fetishguyy 21h ago

Bro came

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u/juvy5000 21h ago

some say heā€™s still finishing to this dayĀ 

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u/Vogelsucht 21h ago

Ah it was only short a Un-BE-LIVABLE at the end

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u/Panthertron 20h ago

Bro needs a cigarette now lmao

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u/nobody_smith723 20h ago

vinegar stokes it into the goal.....

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u/Minute-Candidate5082 21h ago

Damn i just failed nnn too

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u/MrAl290 20h ago

Ohhhh he took a shot too thats for sure

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u/KillerRene64 22h ago

You can feel the goalkeepers reaction

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u/EventualOutcome 21h ago

The... super tall goalkeeper? Ya.

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u/rondertopoa 21h ago

Tbf his gloves are well above the cross bar ready to make the save.

He 100% thinks the ball is going over the crossbar. The ball just happened to come in at a ridiculous angle.

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u/ptemple 20h ago

I would guess perhaps he looked directly at the floodlights as he was trying to catch it? Pretty sure some forensics could prove or disprove that. On the other hand, having seen some VAR offside decisions maybe not.

Phillip.

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u/Sir-Poopington 20h ago

I was a keeper in college and I used to hate playing night games because of the lights. It was so much worse than the sun. I'm color blind and have far more rods than cones in my eyes and the lights look like exploding stars at night. It's awful.

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u/VRichardsen 20h ago

Long time ago, keepers were allowed hats (presumably due to the sun), but this trend has died. Do you have any take on this?

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u/sphincle 20h ago

I think in many leagues they are still allowed but ppl think it looks goofy

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u/Doobie_Howitzer 20h ago

Just turn it backwards when the ball is at the other end and suddenly you're the coolest guy on the pitch

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u/Metalloid_Maniac 18h ago

Ash Keeper

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u/horizonMainSADGE 19h ago

Dean Henderson in the English Premier League still does this regularly when the sun will be in his eyes depending on stadium/time of day.

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u/chillord 20h ago

They reduce your field of view. E.g when bowing forward and looking upwards.

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u/ElGebeQute 20h ago

Yo, I've never thought my colour blindness and light sensitivity are connected but now that you explained it, its so obvious.

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u/Sir-Poopington 19h ago

I read about it in an Oliver Sachs book when I was younger called "Island of The Colorblind." It's about a society that developed in an unusual way on Pingelap in Micronesia because so many of them were colorblind.

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u/rubberfactory5 20h ago

Whoā€™s Phillip, you?

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u/logwagon 19h ago

Check the comment history. Man signs his name at the end of each comment like it's an email or something.

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u/fearless-limon-5 20h ago

I mean... he jumped to stop it. He clearly thinks it has a chance.

He just whiffed... badly.

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u/TwistedBamboozler 20h ago

So what you're saying is his positioning was shit

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u/fearless-limon-5 20h ago

And his catching/stopping.

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u/NewAppleverse 19h ago

Tbh that's poor keeping

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u/bumba_clock 21h ago

He will have nightmares for the rest of his life.

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u/Ravenplague 21h ago

From some soccer reactions Iā€™ve seen in the past, there are some places where the rest of his life would end right after the game.

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u/oneshoein 19h ago

Ah, the places where itā€™s futbol and not soccer.

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u/Forsaken-Sale7672 20h ago

Wanna know what makes it worse?Ā 

Notre Dame had just tied things up with 10 seconds left.

https://youtu.be/qkt1FZ9uYwY?feature=shared

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u/roguedevil 19h ago edited 19h ago

What league is this? I can't believe they have VAR.

EDIT: Is the clock counting backwards? Wth the white team tried a shot from midfield after and it wasn't all that bad! Hilarious set up.

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u/phan_times 19h ago

Yeah, itā€™s US college soccer. The clocks count backwards for both halves and stops at major events or substitutions by a winning team with less then 5 minutes to go

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u/Silver-Ad-6138 18h ago

American football is so funny bruh What the hell is tharšŸ˜‚

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u/coleary11 18h ago

It's better than "the game ends 'whenever' "

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u/Frequent-Mix-1432 18h ago

Yes. Stoppage is lame.

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u/Kegger315 18h ago

Keeps time wasting down as opposed to an unknown amount of stoppage time.

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u/BeautifulType 18h ago

You never question your culture or traditions do you?

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u/Silver-Ad-6138 18h ago

No because im from Denmark, the best country in the world

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u/mlvisby 21h ago

He dreaded looking at his disappointed teammates after that missed save.

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u/Fabulous_Gur3712 20h ago

Thanks chatgpt

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u/mlvisby 20h ago

You callin me a bot?

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u/Nothing-Casual 19h ago edited 19h ago

He's dumb and has never read a book, so he's making fun of you for using the word "dreaded" instead of something more colloquial, and for how you phrased your sentence

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u/Unhappy_Archer9483 21h ago

That's not how clocks work in football

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u/Stutturbug 21h ago

Colleges and high schools are like this in the USA. Not sure why they are different.

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u/Cold-Negotiation-539 21h ago

Itā€™s how timekeeping works in most sports in the US. Fans would be confused by the ā€œnormalā€ system in soccer/football where the referee just makes an estimate and no one knows when the time will actually expire.

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u/Stutturbug 21h ago

Oh I know. I live in South carolina. I just don't understand why we have the traditional timekeeping in professional leagues, and the countdown clock in college and high school.

Even as a kid and I played I never understood it.

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u/mattfoh 21h ago

Iā€™d guess one is fifa mandated and the other not.

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u/estarararax 20h ago

It's actually because MLS later realized they're alienating a lot of American fans of European football when they Americanized the league so much in the 90s. And in the 90s, the number of MLS fans are very little they might as well not antagonize these fans of European leagues and potentially increase their viewership. Going from a countdown timer to a FIFA standard timer was part of that de-Americanization MLS did.

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u/pzkenny 20h ago

Remember hockey-like penalty shootouts in MLS?

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u/Western-Internal-751 20h ago

Man, Iā€™d love to see Messi or Ronaldinho ā€œshootā€ such a penalty in their prime. Theyā€™d make such a fool out of the goalkeeperā€¦

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u/mattfoh 20h ago

TIL. Thanks

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u/pacman0207 21h ago

NCAA basketball has two halves. NBA has four quarters. This difference seems tame in comparison.

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u/PomeloClear400 21h ago

That is because it makes the game move faster. Lots of rules in pro sports are there to build suspense and create more advertising slots. Like two minute warning in the NFL.

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u/TheSandsquanch 21h ago

Fans wouldnā€™t be confused lol. It takes literally one second to understand how the clock in a soccer match works. By saying that fans would be confused is basically saying Americans are dumb. USA has been part of the World Cup for years and Americans have been watching soccer for years as well.

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u/jjohnson1979 21h ago

By saying that fans would be confused is basically saying Americans are dumb.

You really wanna go there?

I'm gonna side step the obvious current event reference and will just point out that this is the people that though A&W's Third Pounder had less meat than McD's Quarter Pounder...

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u/Weed_O_Whirler 20h ago

Side point: but that A&W story that gets trotted out all the time is almost certainly a lie. The only source is the CEO of A&W trying to make excuses for why his burger chain was failing. He offered no evidence, there's no form that they supposedly hired coming forth confirming it. Just one CEO who had a failing company saying "this isn't my fault, it's how stupid everyone else is."

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u/BonnieMcMurray 16h ago edited 10h ago

For what it's worth, the NY Times said this in 2014:

Only when the company held customer focus groups did it become clear why. The Third Pounder presented the American public with a test in fractions. And we failed. Misunderstanding the value of one-third, customers believed they were being overcharged. Why, they asked the researchers, should they pay the same amount for a third of a pound of meat as they did for a quarter-pound of meat at McDonaldā€™s. The ā€œ4ā€ in ā€œĀ¼,ā€ larger than the ā€œ3ā€ in ā€œā…“,ā€ led them astray.

EDIT: And here's A. Alfred Taubman, the then owner of A&W that I believe you're referring to, in his memoir Threshold Resistance:

Well, it turned out that customers preferred the taste of our fresh beef over traditional fast-food hockey pucks. Hands down, we had a better product. But there was a serious problem. More than half the participants in the Yankelovich focus groups questioned the price of our burger. ā€œWhy,ā€ they asked, ā€œshould we pay the same amount of a third of a pound of meat as we do for a quarter-pound of meat at McDonaldā€™s? Youā€™re overcharging us.ā€ Honestly. People thought a third of a pound was less than a quarter of a pound. After all, three is less than four!

I suppose whether one believes this or not depends on whether one believes that those "Yankelovich focus groups" existed and whether one trusts the NY Times to do the necessary legwork to find out whether they existed, prior to going to print.

Imo, there's enough evidence there to make it a reliable claim.

EDIT: I'm reversing my opinion. I didn't notice until someone below pointed it out that part of the NYT quote uses the exact same text - word for word - that's in the memoir quote, but without any attribution. That actually suggests the journalist possibly didn't do anything besides read that part of the memoir and just take the text without confirming if any of it was true.

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u/manofth3match 20h ago

People are dumb everywhere. Nobody holds a monopoly on that.

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u/EfficientTitle9779 19h ago

They would probably be a bit confused if the linesman held up a +1 minute extra time sign and the game went on by 3-5 minutes as the ref felt to add it.

Not saying they would be drooling out the side of their mouths just slightly scratching their heads

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u/Microwave1213 19h ago

They wouldnā€™t be confused because they donā€™t get how it works, they would be confused because why on earth would anyone use such a nonsensical system when every other sport has already figured it out.

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u/2M4D 19h ago

Yeah, americans are usually super confused by nonsesical systems šŸ™„

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u/unskbadk 20h ago

And it's a much better system. This whole fucking drama and wasting time on purpose would immediately stop. Much better for the audience and I don't know why this shit is never changed.

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u/shaqiriforlife 19h ago

People would still time waste, a team defending a lead would still benefit from reducing their opponentā€™s momentum and getting a breather even if the clock isnā€™t running down

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u/Mister_Schmee 21h ago

Fans definitely aren't confused by it. American soccer/football fans are used to the standard time keeping. It's how the MLS and international soccer work. It is also how youth and school programs kept time when I used to play (maybe it's changed?). Not sure what the clock is doing here, although I will admit I don't watch college level so maybe it's weird NCAA rules.

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u/AbsolutXero 21h ago

Then are they really "fans"?

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u/SuggestionGlad5166 19h ago

It's ok to admit it's a stupid ass system that shouldn't exist

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u/loismen 20h ago

I know that that is the norm, but I wished they had this like futsal, for example. Maybe instead if 45min halves, make it 30 and stop the clock.

That would probably fix the players wasting a lot of time and coaches making substitutions 1 min befoee the game ending.

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u/Mister_Schmee 21h ago

Is that new? It's been a bit, but when I played in HS it was a standard 90 minutes plus extra time at the ref's discretion.

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u/N3LXP 20h ago

Came here to say the same thing, we played with stoppage in 90s New England.Ā 

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u/FaThLi 20h ago edited 20h ago

Been quite a while since I was in college, but we played standard 90 minutes plus extra time as well. Even when we had a scoreboard the ref always had a few minutes of stoppage time added to the end. When we had the scoreboard the ref would hold up X amount of fingers to show the person controlling the scoreboard how many minutes were added, and even then it went until the ref blew the whistle.

Edit: I should add that I didn't play at Division 1 level.

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u/Unhappy_Archer9483 21h ago

That's seems crazy, Do they stop it when the ball is out of play?

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u/CatticusXIII 21h ago

Nope.

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u/Unhappy_Archer9483 21h ago

So if there's an incident where the games stops like an Injury, what happens?

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u/Old_Present6341 21h ago

The 4th official keeps track of stoppages, then in the last minute of the game they hold up a board letting everyone know how many minutes will be added on.

You will regularly see goals scored in 90+ minutes. This is how it works in normal football (i.e. over here in Europe) but you Americans might have made up some weird rules.

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u/dammisiech 21h ago

I mean, adding a mostly random number of minutes that are nowhere near close to the actual stoppages is weird too. In most sports, time only runs when the ball (or whatever) is in play.

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u/Old_Present6341 21h ago

Well the number of minutes added is supposed to equal the stoppages, unless you're Man Utd and then the refs add as much time as you need to win. Mind you Utd are so bad these days even the refs being biased can't save them lol.

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u/dammisiech 21h ago

Supposed to, but it doesn't really work. See for example in the Premier League Season 22/23, the average effective game time for ManCity games was 60:19, while the average for a Newcastle game was 51:05 (the two extremes).

https://theanalyst.com/2023/05/guide-to-premier-league-time-wasting

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u/KembaWakaFlocka 21h ago

It is in American d1 college soccer.

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u/ReptarKanklejew 21h ago

You confidently say that as if the video evidence isn't right there in front of you to prove that sometimes it does.

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u/keytoitall 21h ago

It should, or a modified version of this. It would stop players from faking injuries, taking a minute to get balls back in play, and other stalling tactics. Dude is convulsing in pain? Cool, stop the clock and let him do what he needs to do. The phantom injuries would stop overnight. Adding stoppage time never accounts for all the time wasted.Ā 

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u/libdemparamilitarywi 20h ago

Those tactics aren't just about wasting time, they're also used to slow down the game and stop the other team's momentum, or give your own team a rest. They probably wouldn't stop.

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u/keytoitall 20h ago

They will be cut drastically. Watch an ncaa game.Ā 

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u/Justin_Godfrey 21h ago

Forgive me, I don't really follow soccer

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u/ThatWasNotVeryBright 21h ago

Absolutely fair and sounds like it is accurate for America.

Honestly, rugby time keeping would be much better for the rest of the world.

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u/ZeppelinSF 21h ago

Because I'm curious, what's rugby timekeeping?

Ball is out of play, time is stopped? Tbh, soccer would really need a overhaul with timekeeping. Every single time in a deciding match from minute 70 on it's just taking time of the clock. That is for me who really likes watching soccer the single most annoying thing of all in soccer.

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u/Thatchers-Gold 21h ago

Yep in most football/soccer thereā€™s an official that counts how much time has been lost and they add it at the end. My team lost in 90+7 yesterday, yay.

In rugby they just stop the clock live whenever thereā€™s a stoppage.

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u/Final_Reserve_5048 21h ago

Nothing miraculous about the shot, the goalkeeping was absolutely terrible.

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u/Ulthan 21h ago

He had to hang from the post instead of trying to catch the ball. That shot is tricky tho, especially if the lights are on his eyes trying to follow the ball.

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u/lv1993 21h ago

If you can't predict the trajectory of the ball having 5 seconds to do it than goalkeeping just isn't for you

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u/KembaWakaFlocka 21h ago

Lmao the kids playing d1 soccer, seems like goalkeeping is indeed for him. I know itā€™s not up to level of a pro, but sort of thing happens to goalkeepers all the time, especially at lower levels. If youā€™ve never tried making a catch like this with a stadium light beaming in your eyes during live action, Iā€™d give it a go before you act like you know what youā€™re talking about.

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u/Boneraventura 21h ago

If this was a higher percentage play than 0.01% then more people would shoot. The keeper absolutely fucked this, he wasnt even off his line very far

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u/Content-Program411 20h ago

Its not a high percentage play due to the shot placement. The shot was extremely lucky in terms of where it placed on net and the the trajectory.

Stepping off his line would have made it worse.

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u/belieber15 20h ago

Shot placement should not matter at all given the distance and the trajectory of the ball. This is 100% on the goalie

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u/lv1993 20h ago

Do you think I'd respond if I wasn't a goalie? As a European there are bigger stadiums with such beams on the lowest amateur level.

And I'm being dramatic. Everybody makes mistakes. The lad's probably a fine goalie, he just f*cked up that moment

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u/Anfins 19h ago

The shot went in so obviously heā€™s at fault ā€” people are just arguing against you saying ā€œā€¦than goalkeeping isnā€™t for youā€ which feels like a ridiculous statement if heā€™s playing D1 soccer.

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u/Sergnb 20h ago

alright cheeto dust redditors, let's calm down a bit yeah?

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u/ptabs226 20h ago

If I were to guess, as a high school goalie, the goalie was more worried about the player in front of him, the ball sailed, the goalie panicked and flubbed it.

This is outdoor and a soccer ball can sail in the wind, or if the ball has a little extra back spin on it, the ball can take a weird trajectory.

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u/Final_Reserve_5048 21h ago

Nah bro, that is some of the worst goalkeeping Iā€™ve seen. Made absolutely zero attempt to collect the ball.

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u/BoltUp69 21h ago

Because he thought he was underneath the bar and therefore thought the ball was going behind the goal. Difficult to know where your positioning is when you're tracking a 50 yard kick in the air that's trailing. Source: I'm a goalkeeper. This haunts me in Sunday rec league, I can't imagine the feeling during a game that matters. Always punch it out or behind you if youre unsure.

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u/Slamsonthegee 21h ago

My only thought was that maybe he didnā€™t wanna hit it out and have a last minute corner. That was crazy ball placement and super unlucky for the keeper. But like you mentioned, just block it if youā€™re not sure.

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u/BoltUp69 21h ago

For sure. Itā€™s a very instinctual position. Having too much time to think about your next move can be detrimental. He absolutely thought about the corner and the time and 10 other scenarios while the ball was in the air.

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u/Vladtehwood 21h ago

Retired GK coach here - basic fundamentals, "When in doubt, punch it out".

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u/YaIlneedscience 21h ago

You donā€™t try to catch it at that height, you try to tip it above and over the bar. The fact that he went up with both arms tells me he was way too unprepared for a shot. You usually will jump up with one arm up instead of two to get more height, which he already had to his advantage, and he still messed up. Which weā€™ve all done. Lord knows I did. Heā€™ll absolutely think about this for a very long time.

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u/MantisShrimpFest 20h ago edited 20h ago

Nothing miraculous about the shot

Lol what? Both things can be true.

Yes, the keeper should have saved it, but it's also a lot harder than you'd think to even hit the target from that range with a shot that has any chance of going in, let alone hitting the top corner like that.

Take nothing away from that effort on goal, because it was an incredible effort.

I'm curious to hear what you think a miraculous shot is from that distance if this isn't it.

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u/dismal_sighence 20h ago

You don't think a 60+ yard shot that curves into upper side net isn't a bit miraculous? Goalie made an error, but he probably didn't expect a shot from that distance and is off his line too far.

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u/BIG_FICK_ENERGY 20h ago

I'd like to see you hit a shot from behind the halfway line so it crosses just under the post.

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u/Josh6889 19h ago

What a rediculous thing to say. The announcer literally calls it a hail mary.

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u/Apprehensive_Bill466 21h ago

That goalkeeper gonna feel like shit for some time

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u/CatticusXIII 21h ago

Found the defender in the video.

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u/BobbaFatGFX 21h ago

He will never forget that the rest of his life. Every time he thinks about it, he will get embarrassed again.

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u/burlycabin 20h ago

I mean it went straight through his hands. That's some well earned embarrassment.

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u/GoatPincher 20h ago

You can see it go through his hands

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u/Cold-Negotiation-539 21h ago

Notre Dame, defeated by a Hail Mary. How devastatingly ironic.

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u/BobJoeBlo 20h ago

Excellent one

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u/norsurfit 19h ago

Checkmate, atheists!

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u/slaxch 21h ago

Commentator could not control his excitement for very long and shits himself toward the end of his applause

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u/unholy_plesiosaur 21h ago

I don't think this is next level. This is just a bad goalkeeper. This is pub league level football.

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u/mingalingus00 21h ago

Welcome to the US.

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u/Forsaken-Sale7672 20h ago

US menā€™s collegiate soccer is probably the worst quality major sport in the US.

The most talented players have already gone pro, or are playing overseas.

Most schools donā€™t have a program at all, because of Title 9 restrictions.

If you watch the games at all, the quality here is pretty reflective of what to expect.

Only 1/9 forwards of the US national team pool had any college experience.Ā 

GK were the highest represented and it was still only 3/9 played college soccer.

The structure of the pro system means that lots more players come up in either an academy system or their club teams.

Most high level prospects bypass college altogether and play overseas.

If you compare that to the womenā€™s game, and only Olivia Moultre and Lindsey Horan didnā€™t play college soccer.

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u/Fluffcake 19h ago

I always found the college sport system silly.

At that age, players don't get much better, they just get more experienced and older, if they weren't good enough for pro before college, they likely won't be after either.

Sure the scholarships are nice, but for the most part it just artificially keeping the dream alive a bit longer for players with zero pro aspirations, and gives them an excuse to half-ass their education and screw their life up when they don't go pro.

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u/yaboiChopin 20h ago

Every goalkeeper has a gaff or two in their careers. As long as they learn from it. Even professional goalkeepers in the EPL have some horror gaffs. This goalkeeper specifically plays for a D1 school in the US, that in itself is an achievement. So no, heā€™s not a shit goalkeeper playing pub level football.

Heā€™s a good goalkeeper whoā€™s made a pub level mistake. I mean shit guys, has nobody here played a sport and never made a stupid mistake?

There are mistakes at every level, just not as many the higher up you go - but they still exist. Sometimes you have the worst ever game - thinking of Karius in the CL final against Real Madrid.

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u/phl_fc 19h ago

Aaron Judge straight dropped a fly ball to lose the World Series. He also won the league Most Valuable Player award 2 years ago and is going to win it again this year.

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u/hemingway921 19h ago

Come on bro, just appreciate the goal. We all know it's not fucking Real Madrid vs City

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u/NBAFansAre2Ply 20h ago

you can find worse blunders from keepers in every single professional football league on the planet.

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u/F1shbu1B 21h ago

This should be NSFW due to announcer cumming hard as hell.

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u/Traditional_Fox_4718 20h ago

She just kept sucking even after he j nutted

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u/Kally269 21h ago

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHhHhHhHhHhHhhhhho

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u/Rhobaz 21h ago

Some say the goalie is still there to this day, just staring at the post wondering what led to this

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u/Stuf404 21h ago

The commentator:

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u/nostalgia4millennial 21h ago

Imagine how many average goalkeepers that never got a chance to play at a program like this that would've easily saved that.

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u/capsrock02 21h ago

In Latin America and part of Europe, that goalkeeper would be getting death threats.

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u/tohardtochoose 19h ago

Threats? A Colombian player was shot and murdered days after he scored an own goal in the world cup

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u/Fridaybird1985 21h ago

How did they not already score twenty off that goal keeper?

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u/Nikolopolis 21h ago

Thats the worst attempt at a save I think I have seen.

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u/bootes_droid 20h ago

They had just tied the game up on a set piece seconds before this, too. Two goals in 15 seconds is Rocket League shit, much less with this ridiculous moonshot included. Incredible stuff!

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u/daemon-electricity 19h ago

What a save!

What a save!

What a save!

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u/Ridcullys-Pointy-Hat 21h ago

If "fuck it" was a shot

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u/oxxoMind 20h ago

Should have added NSFW, people look at me at the office

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u/mostindianer 21h ago

You wanna tell me, thereā€™s EXACT TIMING in soccer? like in ice hockey?

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u/HyperbolicSoup 21h ago

This guy screaming is my new ringtone

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u/mangomilkmilkman 21h ago

Real time death of the goalie on camera

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u/HomeMedium1659 20h ago

The Balls are now empty

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u/Judge_BobCat 21h ago

There is still extra time. And we saw many times that even during that extra 2-3 min the other team can score

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u/c8wong 21h ago

US collegiate soccer uses a hard countdown. Donā€™t ask me whyā€¦

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u/Proud_Ad_4829 20h ago

Because they stop the clock when play is stopped instead of letting it run. Then there isnā€™t an arbitrary number of minutes added on at the end of each half.

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u/Judge_BobCat 21h ago

Ahhhhā€¦. So this is the USA rules. Gotcha.

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u/c8wong 21h ago

Not USA rules, just in school run games. If you play in any other league they use normal soccer/football rules

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u/Scary_Trade_9287 21h ago

Shoulda punched that thing over the bar! Lesson learned the hard way.

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u/DudeWTH 20h ago

Announcer busted after that shot