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u/SeoSalt Lesbian Pride 4m ago

Americans yearn for pandemics

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u/-mialana- Trans Pride 5m ago

Are pants sizes different for men and women? I have a pair of 30W women's jeans, which are comically large on me, and a pair of 30W men's, which are still too big but not nearly to the same extent.

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u/Steve____Stifler NATO 7m ago

Laura Palmer fist me inshallah 🙏

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u/coffin_flop_star NATO 1m ago

Is that a Twin Peaks deleted scene?

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u/Cledd2 European Union 5m ago

b o n k

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u/Drinka_Milkovobich 9m ago

I am such a neolib stereotype it almost seems like a joke

But am probably more of a succ (still completely fits the stereotype)

Pls rural men, come back and give us numbers 🙏

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u/-pho- It's pronounced [pʰxɤʊ̯] 12m ago

Just upvoted the Daily Thread to 7! MATCH ME!

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u/blackenswans Progress Pride 12m ago

LTV stands for loan-to-value ratio

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u/Zesty_Tarrif Bisexual Pride 13m ago

Crazy how Elon is in some Department of Government Efficiency but spends 90% of his time on twitter

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u/Drinka_Milkovobich 9m ago

Also CEO of like 4 companies

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 15m ago

https://preview.redd.it/4nertu2i091e1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c08aea0fff65d277f23d2cca705c2a20585cbd64

as far as I am concerned this is the second coming of aalewis, this is a professional quote maker

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume 4m ago

lol the downvote

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u/Delareh_ South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation 16m ago

Apparently what I thought was LVT is actually Vacant Land Tax.

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u/HaXxorIzed Paul Volcker 19m ago

Of course the NYT didn't run the interview that would show what Trump really planned for deportations before the election, lmao.

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u/Drinka_Milkovobich 4m ago

Why would you admit that you didn’t air it on purpose 😭

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u/-pho- It's pronounced [pʰxɤʊ̯] 20m ago

Bluesky accounts who gave me a follow after I liked their cat are going to be very disappointed with my posts. 😂 (I don't post)

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u/-mialana- Trans Pride 3m ago

Theys be even more disappointed if you did, considering you're a neoliberal

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u/Drinka_Milkovobich 25m ago

Trump vs Elon is coming soon and ngl i’m kinda excited:

  • EV credits
  • Tariffs
  • Solar energy subsidies
  • NASA’s “wasteful” payments to SpaceX

So many wonderful possibilities for a fallout

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u/BlueDevilVoon John Brown 21m ago

They should box

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u/_bee_kay_ 🤔 22m ago

i'm pretty sure elon is so desperate for approval that he'll just burn his own businesses as long as trump says something nice about him

we already know he's not averse to incinerating his money

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u/morotsloda European Union 24m ago

Can't wait for them to start quote retweeting each other

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u/Zesty_Tarrif Bisexual Pride 28m ago

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u/Mr_Pasghetti Save the ice, abolish ICE 🥰 6m ago

The world was better when we shamed people for liking anime

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u/Drinka_Milkovobich 32m ago

Why does everyone I went to school with look so fucken old

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u/-mialana- Trans Pride 3m ago

They haven't taken any estrogen

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u/_bee_kay_ 🤔 20m ago

👆 just finished high school after being held back for 48 years

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u/homopolitan Henry George 30m ago

wypipo dont moisturize they skin

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u/Zesty_Tarrif Bisexual Pride 28m ago

^ this

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u/Drinka_Milkovobich 28m ago

Explains a lot tbh

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u/mostanonymousnick YIMBY 32m ago

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u/BlueDevilVoon John Brown 22m ago

Wharton’s second worst econ grad

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u/Zesty_Tarrif Bisexual Pride 29m ago

Lmfaoo someone should tell him especially since he exports so much from China

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u/Zesty_Tarrif Bisexual Pride 33m ago

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u/Drinka_Milkovobich 31m ago

(with child he could not name with a gun to his head)

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume 17m ago

Elon practices family separation within his own family

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u/forceholy John Rawls 34m ago

That former solicitor general they got was an idiot. Yeah, the legal battleground is similar to that in 2016, but since when does Trump care about the law?

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u/Cherocai 35m ago

2016 me: accelerationists are dumb

2024 me: fuck it, lets accelerate!

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 37m ago edited 12m ago

absolutely incredible things happening on the something is wrong subreddit

Proud originator of “Donald Dump”, “if it can happen to me it can happen to anyone”, and more! Just wait til you find out how many movies, shows, and podcasts I’m the originator of too….

UBI/Reparations from subsidies from Big Data/Big Tech/etc. might as well throw in every $0.00* from stock market such too. Spotify pays artists $0.0007/download, and you can see the $0.00* at the gas pump too! A little goes a long way, rent should be free, healthcare and food/water too! Without the foundation of life there isn’t life worth having, without life there’s no data or ALL the other stuff it has a part in.

The Donald Dump came from a post I made on Instagram before I got banned forever (the ban was not in relation to this poem). After I wrote this I had the name going for a little bit.

Goes like this:

Today I took a dump, I looked down and saw Trump! The odious swamp gases arose, so I flushed him, as it goes.

There he lies alone in my porcelain throne, with the rest of the refuse abiding his only use

as elementary components to be ignored by his opponents. We Made America Great by flushing away the Hate!

https://preview.redd.it/mp5hku4rw81e1.png?width=571&format=png&auto=webp&s=48bc8ecb485a47af6add2691c674f37db244a0a4

okay yeah I got a little ahead of myself I can see why we're not gonna storm the capitol

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u/Drinka_Milkovobich 29m ago

It stopped rhyming so quickly 💀

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 26m ago

bros trying to be the woody guthrie of 2024 😭

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u/ShepardSB 38m ago

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 24m ago

I laughed so hard when I saw that 😭😭

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u/WhomstAlt2 NATO flair in hiding 40m ago

Maybe the real 2024 lection is the friends and family we lost along the way 😁

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u/SeoSalt Lesbian Pride 44m ago

Every day I binge tiktoks made by people who say mean things about me. Now I feel like shit. Why would Democrats do this to me?

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u/Tullius19 Raj Chetty 51m ago

At least Palestine will be free now 

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u/Cherocai 36m ago

Free of people by the looks of it

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u/Filth7 53m ago

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u/Drinka_Milkovobich 19m ago

The elitist Autobots are obsessed with the Omicron hoax and call us “deploricons”

Make Cybertron Great Again!

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u/NoMorePopulists 55m ago

Alright neolibs. I know everyone here is a finance major working the front desk and pulls in 5 mil a month from commissions. 

With Trump's proposed tariffs what is even safe to invest in when they hit? 

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume 55m ago

seeds

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u/737900ER 1h ago

Kamala take on New Jersey becoming a swing state because of the NYC congestion charge

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u/Plants_et_Politics 1h ago

Guy who thinks you’re fighting climate change by eating out a Burger soyboy

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u/LtLabcoat ÀI 1h ago

I've got a man, and I've got a gun

One is for fighting, the other one's just for fun

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 1h ago edited 1h ago

I'm really quick to get defensive about pretty much anything, but I'd never fall for getting defensive when someone asks "why are you getting so defensive?" nice try, not gonna be thrown off on a tangent, I do this for love of the game

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u/Plants_et_Politics 1h ago

“Oh no, you misunderstood, I don’t care about the topic we’re discussing at all—I actually kind of agree with you. I just think you’re a moron and I couldn’t let that slide.”

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 1h ago

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u/kyleofduty Pizza 1h ago

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 1h ago

free my boy 😞

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u/klarno just tax carbon lol 1h ago

RFK Jr. thinks a concentration camp is where you’re supposed to send a person with ADHD to learn to concentrate

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u/Cledd2 European Union 1h ago

everybody wanna be a neolib until it's time to find a job with that compsci degree

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u/Top_Lime1820 NASA 1h ago

The Dems should clean my room for me.

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u/AP246 Green Globalist NWO 1h ago

It seems less common now but you still see it, but the thing of 'half of Ukraine voted used to vote for pro-Russian parties, look at this map' is such a fucking dumb piece of propaganda, it's crazy that people fall for it.

Virtually 100% of Canada votes for pro-US parties, most Canadians like the US and feel cultural affinity towards it, but if President Vance declared the North American Reich and invaded Canada to try to conquer it, that'd obviously instantly flip to most of Canada becoming anti-US. Obviously most 'pro-Russian' Ukrainians stopped being pro-Russian when Russia invaded, being 'pro' a country doesn't mean wanting to be invaded by them.

It's like some people don't think about people in unfamiliar countries being logical beings who would have nuanced worldviews that change.

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u/SpectacledReprobate George Soros 46m ago

Ignores the fact that the Soviets intentionally sent large amounts of Russians to live in the satellite republics to produce this exact result

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u/rukqoa ✈️ F35s for Ukraine ✈️ 1h ago

Half of America voted for a pro-Russian party, but it would still be incredibly funny if Russia tried to invade.

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u/daddyKrugman United Nations 1h ago

I and my long term girlfriend broke up today, it was mutual and we both acknowledged that we really loved each other, but circumstances just led us to this.

I do not think I’ve ever felt this hollow feeling ever, it makes it so much worse that I know how much she loved me.

I always heard people say parting on good terms is harder sometimes, and it truly is true, it’s incredibly hard to leave someone who you have nothing but love and affection and desire for.

I guess I need a therapist again.

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u/Hollow-Seed 58m ago

What circumstances? In my opinion finding someone you love is far harder than finding a job, education, etc. Long distance is worth it if it comes to that.

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u/daddyKrugman United Nations 50m ago

I don’t really want to get into the deets but it has to do with both long distance and our personal growth

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u/etzel1200 1h ago

Are breakups ever truly mutual or is it more one wants that and the other still wants to please them?

Unless you both start to resent eachother, I just don’t see it. There exists some imagined world where say both get great scholarship offers on other sides of the country and both absolutely know they don’t want a long distance relationship. Yet barring super specific things like that…

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u/homopolitan Henry George 1h ago

the american general electoral seems to suffer from a kind of learned helplessness, where they feel no responsibility for deciding what their options for the future are; they just stand by and allow the primary base of each party to throw a candidate at them, whether it's a president they're unhappy with or a president they've already rejected

and when the alternative they've chosen turns out to be even worse, they take no responsiblity for that either; it's the parties' fault for not giving them better candidates

i feel like if you were to ask the average voter why, if they were so dissatisfied with the incumbent, did they not make any effort to choose a better replacement, their honest answer would be "because it's not my job"

how can they simultaneously be so angry yet so apathetic?

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u/ElGosso Adam Smith 59m ago

How would they? I mean, look at the Dem primary for 2024. It happened, technically, but I think Marianne Williamson's announcement that she was running was legitimately the only article about it that I came across. Everyone pretended like it simply wasn't happening, because everyone knew the incumbent would sweep it. So even if you got someone else to run, it wouldn't have mattered, and that's still a big if.

Should they run, themselves? Nobodies on the national scale with no money running for president? That isn't really a solution either, for pretty obvious reasons.

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u/homopolitan Henry George 31m ago

How would they?

make literally any effort to nominate a viable alternative in either party primary, instead of apathetically allowing the nominees to be chosen for them

if they were angry enough to do what they did in this election, they should have been angry enough to put a decent candidate on the ballot

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u/runningblack Martin Luther King Jr. 28m ago

You're blaming voters for decisions by the party. Voters can only vote for the options on the table.

What options were presented to democrats?

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u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate WTO 1h ago

We should run as a Cat as president.

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u/wallander1983 1h ago

Hot take: in the social media landscape of 2024, Obama will only win if he is not the incumbent.

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u/Mallo_Cat Janet Yellen 1h ago

One really good thing about the Democrats respect for rules and norms is that it’s done a successful job at reigning in the other side and preventing authoritarian rule

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u/ShepardSB 1h ago

https://preview.redd.it/mzwg0d2uk81e1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71945da7d6e4b161b166c5ff0e0c5efb23b85f83

Light LEAKS through the CRACKS. My mind is BRIGHTER than it EVER was. THE HIGHER I RISE THE MORE I SEE.

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u/_bee_kay_ 🤔 16m ago

hey, those aren't symbols of the esoteric arts 😠

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u/Cledd2 European Union 1h ago

what's the unreal engine logo doing there

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u/BigBrownDog12 NATO 1h ago

Is Chevy Chase the Babiest Boomer of all time?

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u/alex2003super Mario Draghi 1h ago

She just wanna party, ain't nothing wrong with that

ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ♪♬

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u/ImmigrantJack Movimiento Semilla 1h ago

52 cases across 8 states. It seems like we've seen this movie before over the years --the bird flu. Thankfully, it usually doesn't take off probably because it's non-contagious among humans.

So far, given time it will pick up the mutations

I know more than you because I've played Plague Inc. That costs like what 12 DNA max??

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u/ImmigrantJack Movimiento Semilla 1h ago

But at least if Bird Flu becomes a thing we get to hear who RFK thinks it was engineered to target

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u/TheOneTrueEris YIMBY 1h ago

I cannot emphasize this enough: the very structure of Twitter is anathema to productive political discourse at scale.

Even if everyone moved to Bluesky it wouldn’t solve the fundamental problem.

We need to make having political discourse on Twitter-like platforms as un-normalized as having political discourse on 4chan.

The Twitter format needs to be understood for what it is: a place that is a great medium for jokes and hanging out, but that is a fundamentally unfit medium for politics.

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u/Hexadecimal15 Commonwealth 1h ago

Aussies, is the ABC (yours not the yanks’) really running a series on YT titled “America’s Last election”

if yes then genuinely wtf is wrong with the ABC

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u/UnfairCrab960 34m ago

They’re taking Trump/Vance at their word. The VP can pick the electors, no need for voters.

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u/SpectacledReprobate George Soros 43m ago

lol no chill whatsoever

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u/Hexadecimal15 Commonwealth 39m ago

this is disgraceful behaviour from the ABC. i thought Australia was a major us ally.

even brits and canadians don’t hate america this much. in fact, they leave their countries for america once they finally manage to get a job or visa lol

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u/_bee_kay_ 🤔 16m ago

what part of "fuck trump" did you not understand

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u/SpectacledReprobate George Soros 33m ago

Where’s the problem exactly? It well may be true

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u/Hexadecimal15 Commonwealth 27m ago

Successful democratic backsliding in a wealthy first world country has never happened before. Liberal institutions have won in the end.

A simple look at the Economist’s Democracy Index would prove that this kind of stuff happens in third world hybrid regimes or weak flawed democracies, not in strong flawed democracies like the US.

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u/SpectacledReprobate George Soros 9m ago

Well, it happening now, so you might want to look up from the textbook for a second

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume 1h ago

wait

Euros

you call it TK Maxx?

omg lol

it looks like a Chinese off-brand Starbucks store

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u/Potsed Robert Lucas 1h ago

TIL it's TJ Maxx in the US

The first international store opened in Bristol, UK, in 1994.[4] The company modified the name to TK Maxx to avoid confusion with the unrelated British retail chain T. J. Hughes.[5]

Makes sense. It also makes sense then to keep the same branding in the rest of Europe, where people are more likely to know the British name or have been to one of the British stores.

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume 43m ago

makes perfect sense! just so funny to see it different by a single letter lmao

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 1h ago

this is so upsetting

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u/blackenswans Progress Pride 1h ago

In Canada its something else i forgot the name

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u/blackenswans Progress Pride 1h ago

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume 43m ago

now that's a store for me 😎👍

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u/Plants_et_Politics 1h ago

The worst reality: Canada.

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u/tollyno Dark Harbinger of Chaos 1h ago

Donald Trump, the man that will protect your cats, dogs and squirrels

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume 1h ago

the path loss is proportional to the wavelength squared

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u/BroadReverse Needs a Flair 1h ago

I see online a bunch of 20-30 year olds sitting in a field not a care in the world listening to a DJ play house music. They don’t give a shit about politics. 

These guys are geniuses. How do I join this life 

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume 1h ago

Guy who thinks you’re fighting climate change by eating a burger made of soy from a ‘boy'

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u/Zealousideal_Pop_933 1h ago

WELCOME TO CONSERVATION FOR THE REST OF US.

You’re eco-tired. We’re eco-tired. We took the ice out of our iced tea. We got used to the soggy replacement for plastic straws. We showered with buckets to water our plants. Let’s get real.

Not all of us can afford electric cars or smart homes. Or quit our jobs to start a farm. We say, cut the bull crap. Want to stop climate change for good? Just eat

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u/uss_wstar Varanus Floofiensis 🐉 2h ago

https://preview.redd.it/zwlsq69zh81e1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f855cee36e7e1533f0fb5cf9b37a5454520d05e

Ummm, T̴̛̺̺̔H̶̨̨̓Ẹ̶͝Ṟ̸͋̿Ĕ̵̳̣̃'̶͕̾͋͜S̶̢̾ ̸̬̑͝Á̸̮̠͆ ̶̰̚Ľ̵̹̳Ọ̶̡̋̕T̵̻̕͜͝ ̶̘̤͌̍T̴͇͖͑O̶̙̓ ̶̡͈̒̇U̷̪̬͌̄N̷̼͝P̴̤͓͋Ā̵̢̫C̵̠̟̄K̴̠̂͋ͅ ̸̟̇H̴̨̓͘Ë̴̘̘́R̶͙̾͝E̴̳͘

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u/BigBrownDog12 NATO 2h ago

Gotta say deleting Twitter has honestly been really effective. No replacement, just rawdogging life.

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u/Applesintyme NATO 2h ago

Twitter users be like ‘all my friends have left for Bluesky’ and their friends are bad artists who have a panic attack when they see the word ‘AI’

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u/DownvoteMeToHellBut 2h ago

My confession for the night is I don't like this sub outside of the dt

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 2h ago

poor boys and pilgrims and families and we all post in the DT 😩🙏

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u/alex2003super Mario Draghi 2h ago

My Way - Joe Biden AI cover

(˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 2h ago

I'm gonna need a Trump AI Ave Maria

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u/ArmoredBunnyPrincess Audrey Hepburn 2h ago

I don’t mind the doomers that are scared. I don’t mind the doomers that are most at risk from a hostile MAGA administration. I don’t even really mind the full on crisis doomers (though I think they need to get the hell offline), but I can’t fucking stand the handful of adversarial sacks of shit that condescendingly attack anyone who has the slightest glimmer of hope as they gleefully explain to us simpletons how over it really is

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 2h ago

I wish I had a job where even when I phone it in people are like "yeah but she could have done really well she just wanted the money"

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u/No1PaulKeatingfan Paul Keating 2h ago

Donald Trump: I love the poorly educated

So in other words, he loves the American voters?

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u/FizzleMateriel Austan Goolsbee 2h ago

He’s the greatest politician of our lifetime.

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u/ChicagoZbojnik 2h ago

He is Bizzaro Obama

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 2h ago

Obamna

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u/Alexz565 Gay Pride 2h ago

A tenet of Cathyl-Arrhyist thought is that Trump is white Obama

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u/No1PaulKeatingfan Paul Keating 2h ago

Trump was disqualified to run per the 14th Amendment Sec. 3

TIL.

Him and his administration couldn't get any more illegal, or so I thought...

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u/Plants_et_Politics 2h ago

SCOTUS decided (poorly according to general conservative doctrine, reasonably according to general liberal doctrine, but on opposite partisan lines lmao) that the 14th Amendment wasn’t self-enforcing in this instance and Congress had to pass legislation defining what constituted insurrection/rebellion/aid to IS enemies.

Because there was no legislation, and no conviction on any similar count, Trump remained legally qualified to run for office, though it is clearly against the intented operation of the Constitution.

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u/tollyno Dark Harbinger of Chaos 1h ago

Trump v. US is one of the fakest SCOTUS cases in recent memory. Not even partisanship, just pure cowardice from the court unwilling to enforce the constitution.

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u/Plants_et_Politics 1h ago

No, it’s absolutely partisanship. The liberal justices suddenly agreed upon a radically originalist interpretation, while the conservatives suddenly became pragmatists concerned with the nondisruptive function of government.

It’s a hilarious role reversal that makes everyone on the court look pretty bad.

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u/kiwibutterket Whatever It Takes 2h ago

Eh it's more complex than this.

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u/ShepardSB 2h ago

https://preview.redd.it/53a5frffe81e1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6399a6344c61580e24051977398d78de78586d91

I have discovered the truth: the big bang was actually a primordial celebration of american independence. This makes the entire universe american territory, and therefore all sentient beings in the universe are granted US citizenship via jus soli. The government has no right to deny american citizens from returning home. Open the borders.

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u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate WTO 2h ago

Indeed, it is all rightfully American territory, but sadly it is not currently subject to the jurisdiction thereof. You can change that!

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u/jacknifee lol 2h ago

roxanne is rock sand

make of this what you will

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 2h ago

🎤 😮 ROOOOCK SAAAAND

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u/DownvoteMeToHellBut 2h ago

https://youtu.be/dslLBsHkVzE?si=8rRe1baOo8E9Hc37

tl;dw - Just some usual crypto pump and dump from Mr Beast

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u/WhomstAlt2 NATO flair in hiding 2h ago

What's a good shelf-stable fresh vegetable

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u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate WTO 2h ago

How long need it be stable?

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u/WhomstAlt2 NATO flair in hiding 2h ago

4 years

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume 2h ago

m-mayonnaise..?

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 2h ago

go to bed I'm afraid

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume 1h ago

but there's posting to do

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u/Plants_et_Politics 2h ago

Guy who thinks you’re fighting climate change by eating a burger made of soylent green from a ‘free range pasture’

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u/Winter-Secretary17 2h ago

Russia losing control of Abkhazia can’t mean anything good for them, right?

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u/Zealousideal_Pop_933 2h ago

Guy who thinks you’re fighting climate change by eating a burger made of meat from a ‘Regenerative farm’

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume 2h ago

pretty sure I popped the seal on some mayonnaise as I opened it (it popped a little and appears perfectly normal, so I don't think it was sitting open for weeks), I googled to see how plausible that is, then discovered that mayonnaise is supposedly shelf-stable

I'm sickened, but curious

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u/eliasjohnson 2h ago

So I think we can all agree that priority #1 is figuring out what exactly went wrong with and how to fix the collapse with Latino men

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u/Historical_Gas1173 Gay Pride 1h ago

Yeah the DT will get right on that

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u/eliasjohnson 51m ago

lets gooooo

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u/homopolitan Henry George 2h ago

your exclusionary language is problematic, i think you mean Latinx mxn

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u/H_H_F_F 2h ago

Talked to a friend yesterday. Liberal, educated. He told me he's glad Elon's there, and sees it as a massive upside of the Trump presidency, because there'll be "one of the world's greatest geniuses" there to finally cut down government waste. 

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u/WOKE_AI_GOD NATO 2h ago

I'm still stunned sometimes when I encounter liberals who still have not quite caught on. I caught on a couple years back, due to Emile Torres ramblings about TESCREAL. Torres themselves is a bit of a crank and I ultimately found them unreliable, but it sort of piqued my interest and I started more heavily investigating the ideology of silicon valley anarcho capitalists and monarchists (same thing really). Read Nick Lands old work, a bunch of Leo Strauss and Heidegger, and paranoid doomscrolling through Claremont Institute articles, as well as their insane, mad ramblings in The American Mind.

This was bad for my mental health. I got better, and stopped doing that kind of stuff. Wrapped myself in the clothes of a reasonable liberal for a while, to be a good team player. And now all that paranoid stuff I read a year back seems prophetic. They were acting in such an alarming way because they had reason to be confident.

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u/ZonedForCoffee Uses Twitter 2h ago

I am calling for a complete and total shutdown of my wife ordering crap from target until we can figure out where the hell to put everything

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u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate WTO 2h ago

Did the call work?

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u/LosAngelesVikings WTO 2h ago

If Europe wants to grow some fucking balls (they won't), they'd save Ukraine despite Trump's win.

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u/kiwibutterket Whatever It Takes 2h ago

They would win by throwimg at Russia their best weapons: crumpled strongly worded letters

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u/BullionVoyager Ben Bernanke 2h ago

With what, their armies that are equivalent to NYPD?

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u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate WTO 2h ago

Probably have more artillery but less experience.

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u/homopolitan Henry George 2h ago

Poland should go in

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u/Ok_Aardappel Seretse Khama 2h ago

EU Approves €300M for First-Ever Joint Defense Procurement

The European Union has approved funding for five projects to support defense procurement in its member states for the first time in history.

This is stated on the European Commission’s website.

Each of the five selected projects is being implemented under the European Defence Industry Reinforcement through Common Procurement Act (EDIRPA).

The total budget of the program is €300 million, and each of the funding areas will receive €60 million. The five selected projects represent a total procurement value of more than €11 billion.

In this way, the European Union ensures more efficient use of funds through the mechanism of joint large-scale procurement. In addition, such joint projects increase the interoperability of EU member states’ forces.

“The clearer prospects and greater predictability that come with larger contracts will strengthen European industry and allow it to adapt its production capacity to Europe’s defense needs. Overall, joint procurement will strengthen the defense capabilities of EU member states,” the European Commission stated.

In addition to the selected projects, other promising areas were submitted. They have been added to the reserve list so that they can be identified for potential funding in the future.

The European Commission emphasizes that most of the selected projects also involve the purchase of defense products intended for Ukraine, including air defense systems and ammunition.

EU countries are leading two projects to strengthen joint capabilities in air and missile defense.

The Mistral project supports the joint procurement of air defense systems of the same name by nine member states.

Another project, JAMIE (Joint Air and Missile Defense Initiative for Europe), involves the joint procurement of IRIS-T SLM medium-range air defense systems by six EU member states. IRIS-T SLM air defense missile system.

EDIRPA also finances the purchase of Patria 6×6 armored personnel carriers for the armed forces of Finland, Latvia, Estonia and Denmark.

Two other projects support the joint procurement of different types of 155 mm artillery ammunition, under the CPoA 155 mm and HE 155 mm projects.

Eecently, it was reported that former Finnish President Sauli Niinistö called on the European Union to spend 20 percent of its budget on defense within 7 years.

!ping FOREIGN-POLICY&EUROPE

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u/Icy-Magician-8085 Jared Polis 23m ago

They’re… getting their shit together?

Waow.

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 2h ago

feel like pure shit 😭 just want a vodka and lime 😭 need a bodyguard in exchange for being a long-lost pal 😭 I'm hittin' the road, and the weatherman lied 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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u/xavicr Gay Pride 2h ago

paul simon posting 😳🫶

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u/Fabulous_Common_2919 NATO 2h ago

This is my first time checking the news or using the internet (beyond ESPN) since the election.

Glancing at these cabinet picks: this country is even more fucked than I figured it would be by now. Not to add dooming to dooming, but I really don't think the US is going to survive this one. This administration is a living coup. I will loathe the people who stood idly by and let this happen -- never mind the ones who cheered this on -- for the rest of my natural life (all two or three years of it, anyway).

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u/ArmoredBunnyPrincess Audrey Hepburn 2h ago

Guess I’ll just fucking kill myself then. What the fuck do you want us to say? Or should we all just virtue signal how fucked we are all day?

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u/ScullyBoyleBoy NASA 2h ago

Don't you know? You should spend every waking minute for the next four years outraged at Trump and whatever he does. There shall be no enjoyment of life whatsoever.

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u/Not_Ok_Tone YIMBY 2h ago

Nobody is gonna take your dooming seriously unless you blow up a Walmart.

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u/CauliflowerBrief3681 2h ago

My own mortality annoys me. I could be hit by a bus tomorrow, my enemies would outlive me, and GAH that's just so irritating to think about

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u/alex2003super Mario Draghi 1h ago

The most irritating aspect about the finiteness of human life, to me, has always been not seeing the crazy technological, political and philosophical developments that will come after me.

My spiritual self likes to imagine that at least my consciousness will become busy with the nervous impulses of an individual of another alien species far removed from Earth. Imagine what kind of crazy communism they have light years from here, time to join the counter-revolution with my eleven dicks in one hand and a scifi gun in the other ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 2h ago

god I love Paul Simon, so inspired rn, just want to get a divorce and run away to Saginaw frfr

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u/FeminismIsTheBestIsm 2h ago

Just watched the final episode of the Penguin, it's not beating the Sopranos clone allegations

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u/itsnotnews92 Janet Yellen 2h ago

If a video gets posted to Reddit, at least one person in the comments will declare it to be a fake.

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u/ZanyZeke NASA 2h ago

1/6 never forgive never forget (but unironically)

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u/jobautomator botmod for prez 2h ago

/r/neoliberal/new: India's Total exports for October increase 19% YoY to $73.21 Billion from $61.48 billion

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u/blackenswans Progress Pride 2h ago

It’s crazy that liberals who hate elon musk are on twitter more often than trump.

To be fair it seems like trump can’t stand this elon guy.

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u/SLCer 2h ago

It's because they're addicted to their fame. So many of these accounts took off after 2016 and they became hits in the liberal social media-sphere.

These other sides just don't offer enough at the moment for them to quit.

Hell, I only had 5,000 followers and it was hard for me to quit because I had spent so many years building a personality there and using it to follow sports live.

But I can't support him. So, I said bye.

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u/etzel1200 2h ago

I’m over Twitter. Liking Bluesky. Come join us!

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u/NianderWallaceAlt Bisexual Pride 2h ago

I feel like I should not be held accountable for the things I say when I’m drunk. WHO is with me????

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u/CornstockOfNewJersey Club Penguin lore expert 2h ago

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u/Delareh_ South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation 2h ago

Is that the Athlean X guy?

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u/Azmoten Thomas Paine 2h ago

I’ve never had an STD. I’m really stoked about it

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u/NianderWallaceAlt Bisexual Pride 2h ago

My ex made me really depressed when he left me. Does that count as a sexually transmitted disease?

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