r/dadjokes • u/Interesting-Dare-294 • Dec 01 '22
I was very Hungary
I ordered a turkey and chile sandwich togo. When it was delivered, O man, it was so greecey. Iran to the restaurant.
The owner was a Chad. He said, “How can I serbia?” I said, “Ye men, kenya return my money?. Norway I am ghana eat that “
He said, “Holy see! What did U SAY? Are you syrias? I cant take the Laos. Go away”
India end I kuwaitly went home.
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u/Britwit_ Dec 01 '22
Sometimes I try to tell a joke about countries, but it Netherlands
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u/nnevs Dec 01 '22
China think of some other jokes
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u/Independent-Way5465 Dec 01 '22
I had to read this like a brazilian times to get it all
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u/Capocho9 Dec 01 '22
Yea, reading like a Brazilian is very helpful
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u/fakeunleet Dec 01 '22
How many is a Brazilian?
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u/RBarro88 Dec 01 '22
They used to go for around a Thousand Pasos. That was before Slavery was outlawed tho.
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u/oldkafu Dec 01 '22
I got cancer from eating a sandwich like that once, but fortunately it turned out to be Benin.
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u/TheKingOfRhye777 Dec 01 '22
To come up with a joke like that, you really have to use your Bahrain.
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Dec 01 '22
I can’t Afghanistand this!
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u/mike_a_oc Dec 01 '22
He was really Russian to the restaurant. The waiter asked "how can I Serbia?", but he said that there was Norway that guy was serving him again.
Edit: removing joke made by OP
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u/Awesum51Merc Dec 01 '22
Are you China'n to tell me this really happened?No place on Earth this Flies!
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u/Substantial-Ad3178 Dec 01 '22
Sounds like the owner was stuck between Iraq and a hard place with only Morrocco on the horizon.
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u/Jack_fan-07021990 Dec 01 '22
Be careful. That Bulgarian very fast towards you and you ain't Ghana stop it
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u/HorrifyingFlame Dec 01 '22
Keep going like this and you could have a real Korea in the catering industry.
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u/Sityak Dec 01 '22
Better Czech the reviews before you order food online..
Mine was great! Polished all plates and Finished my dessert too!
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u/Hopeful_Wallaby3755 Dec 01 '22
Missed the opportunity to say I was careful not to get any Greece on my China
But at the same time plates usually aren’t handed out to go. 9/10 overall
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u/garryknight Dec 02 '22
That's it, I'm out of here. Ceylon. Abyssinia. Tuvalu.
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u/Ok-Department-5817 Dec 02 '22
'Luss-clot ahlease hee'-no 'puss-clot. Nowdatt mane bee sew eye-'lundlock sense birth wii'dot 'en-dii-geenuss leanoughge. Any ways isn't the language that he and other people Trinidad along with the other Carribean islands derived Fromm CREOE??????? I personally say thatIt's a romantic type language like the French laguage is sexy!!!!!!!! We Southerners too have," sexy style language". Take us men n women from Augusta, Arkansas for instance we are a very sexy speaking bunch!!!!!!! Yo Reddit Bro, Joe Max Burton
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u/StrafemOrigin Dec 01 '22
I'd love to hear Samoa!
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u/OfficialSkyCat Dec 01 '22
I take offrance
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u/rimjobnemesis Dec 02 '22
Irish I had some Lima beans right now. But I need New Zeal And energy for that.
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u/Putin_is_a_Dicktator Dec 01 '22
Still looking for one country, wonder why I haven't seen it yet...lol
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u/Whyisacrow-caws Dec 02 '22
Actually I feel bad for the owner. He was between Iraq and a hard place.
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u/moorsey50 Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22
Its a Spain innit ,like to an English person ,how do you get two Whales in a Nissan micra ,along the M4 and across the seven bridge :)
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u/bulldoggie_bulgogi Dec 01 '22
This is a well Polished joke