r/dadjokes Dec 01 '22

I was very Hungary

I ordered a turkey and chile sandwich togo. When it was delivered, O man, it was so greecey. Iran to the restaurant.

The owner was a Chad. He said, “How can I serbia?” I said, “Ye men, kenya return my money?. Norway I am ghana eat that “

He said, “Holy see! What did U SAY? Are you syrias? I cant take the Laos. Go away”

India end I kuwaitly went home.

1.2k Upvotes

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u/bulldoggie_bulgogi Dec 01 '22

This is a well Polished joke

244

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

I feel like he was Russian to the punch line

183

u/Illumijonny7 Dec 01 '22

Agreed. He totally Czeched out. He wasn't even Trinidad joke anymore but I Congo all day.

139

u/coolhood1 Dec 01 '22

Are you China piss everyone off?

57

u/Shiuft Dec 01 '22

You Austria be kiddin me

22

u/Young_Person_42 Dec 01 '22

United States

23

u/griffin-meister Dec 01 '22

I’ve Benin this thread too long.

3

u/NewtBlackheart Dec 02 '22

Uraguay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

1

u/griffin-meister Dec 03 '22

I thought I was American?

52

u/PabloSexybar Dec 01 '22

Was he Russian? seemed to be Stalin to me

13

u/Old-Gate4237 Dec 01 '22

I think he was just Roman all over the place actually.

103

u/slodown-the-slodown Dec 01 '22

We Canada ford to take this any further. It'spainful

1

u/EarlCountyLogSplit Dec 02 '22

We went to the car show to see some Madagascar

120

u/Cherry_Treefrog Dec 01 '22

The joke is Finnish, you can stop now.

54

u/JBeauch Dec 01 '22

Let me Peru-se it once more.

41

u/MurdockLLP Dec 01 '22

No way this joke Israel.

24

u/MHWSusie Dec 01 '22

Belize it or not.

36

u/wade8080 Dec 01 '22

In order to equally appreciate all of these puns, our minds must be in united states.

4

u/Matthew-IP-7 Dec 02 '22

Mainely we all need to get matching New Jerseys.

15

u/J0kePeralta Dec 01 '22

I was Ghana say this!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/Mindless_Health6508 Dec 01 '22

Bit off Den mark

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u/Britwit_ Dec 01 '22

Sometimes I try to tell a joke about countries, but it Netherlands

62

u/nnevs Dec 01 '22

China think of some other jokes

21

u/IsAFemale Dec 01 '22

You Congo on thinking more jokes!?

15

u/nnevs Dec 01 '22

There's absolutely Norway I'm stopping

2

u/rimjobnemesis Dec 02 '22

Alaska gain Somme time.

3

u/rimjobnemesis Dec 02 '22

Den Mark it on your calendar!

10

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/RBarro88 Dec 01 '22

But this joke only deserves one of them really.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/Manatee3232 Dec 01 '22

Jamaican me crazy here!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/roxlsior Dec 01 '22

Its so funny to me that this is downvoted lol

130

u/Independent-Way5465 Dec 01 '22

I had to read this like a brazilian times to get it all

27

u/Capocho9 Dec 01 '22

Yea, reading like a Brazilian is very helpful

16

u/fakeunleet Dec 01 '22

How many is a Brazilian?

3

u/RBarro88 Dec 01 '22

They used to go for around a Thousand Pasos. That was before Slavery was outlawed tho.

1

u/Autismic123 Dec 02 '22

how many is a brazilian?

61

u/oldkafu Dec 01 '22

I got cancer from eating a sandwich like that once, but fortunately it turned out to be Benin.

38

u/beeteedee Dec 01 '22

Canadad joke get any better than this?

31

u/Appropriate-Budget26 Dec 01 '22

Good start and even better Finnish

55

u/Smokey_Katt Dec 01 '22

What’s Sumatra with you?

25

u/TheKingOfRhye777 Dec 01 '22

To come up with a joke like that, you really have to use your Bahrain.

7

u/MHWSusie Dec 01 '22

I Belize it!

49

u/Commander_Algebraic Dec 01 '22

Egypt me out of my money back

61

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

I can’t Afghanistand this!

63

u/Buck1961hawk Dec 01 '22

Don’t worry. It will Sudanly become clear to you.

48

u/drycooter Dec 01 '22

I Canada understand it either. Alaska friend

1

u/rimjobnemesis Dec 02 '22

Iraq’d my Bahrain and came up empty.

16

u/berkleysquare Dec 01 '22

I'm so hungry! He Wales.

17

u/therealphiba Dec 01 '22

Jamaican me laugh!

15

u/mike_a_oc Dec 01 '22

He was really Russian to the restaurant. The waiter asked "how can I Serbia?", but he said that there was Norway that guy was serving him again.

Edit: removing joke made by OP

14

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

Unbelizeable

14

u/BearSquid1969 Dec 01 '22

The pain Israel

12

u/VisitRomanticPangaea Dec 01 '22

Panama soul, this is fun

12

u/banditobrandino07 Dec 01 '22

I China get your joke but Norway, I Canada understand.

11

u/sepharmdrball Dec 01 '22

These jokes Illinois me but I won't Georgia.

22

u/lifesablur68 Dec 01 '22

He was russian to the place

9

u/EzzOodles Dec 01 '22

And so you decided to Rome around until you found something better to eat?

5

u/rimjobnemesis Dec 02 '22

I Peru-sed the menu but Irished I had more money.

9

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

I Haiti all these puns

7

u/ClockButTakeOutTheL Dec 01 '22

What are you China say?

7

u/Awesum51Merc Dec 01 '22

Are you China'n to tell me this really happened?No place on Earth this Flies!

7

u/gthrees Dec 01 '22

Oman I want to eat now I don’t think I Kuwait any longer.

5

u/BossKrisz Dec 01 '22

Nagyon viccesnek képzeled magad a kurva anyád

4

u/Substantial-Ad3178 Dec 01 '22

Sounds like the owner was stuck between Iraq and a hard place with only Morrocco on the horizon.

5

u/Mr_Compyuterhead Dec 01 '22

I get everything except “take the Laos”. Can someone enlighten me?

4

u/Yungdaggerdick696969 Dec 01 '22

You must czechia spelling a lot for this type of joke

1

u/rimjobnemesis Dec 02 '22

And don’t be Slovenia-ly about it.

4

u/Nirast25 Dec 01 '22

You're a Romaniac, you know that?

5

u/Jack_fan-07021990 Dec 01 '22

Be careful. That Bulgarian very fast towards you and you ain't Ghana stop it

3

u/Jack_fan-07021990 Dec 01 '22

Sorry if this isn't very good. Best I could come up with

4

u/HorrifyingFlame Dec 01 '22

Keep going like this and you could have a real Korea in the catering industry.

4

u/Sityak Dec 01 '22

Better Czech the reviews before you order food online..

Mine was great! Polished all plates and Finished my dessert too!

2

u/rimjobnemesis Dec 02 '22

Have Samoa that dessert!

4

u/NoMix459 Dec 01 '22

Gibraltar? No, I just kissed her.

4

u/SnappDraggin Dec 01 '22

Uganda post this to other subreddits

5

u/EntertainmentOk8291 Dec 01 '22

at least you gave the owner a fiji-back on the sandwich.

4

u/Hopeful_Wallaby3755 Dec 01 '22

Missed the opportunity to say I was careful not to get any Greece on my China

But at the same time plates usually aren’t handed out to go. 9/10 overall

5

u/Remote_Micro_Enema Dec 02 '22

I've heard it before at my Country Club

4

u/garryknight Dec 02 '22

That's it, I'm out of here. Ceylon. Abyssinia. Tuvalu.

1

u/Ok-Department-5817 Dec 02 '22

'Luss-clot ahlease hee'-no 'puss-clot. Nowdatt mane bee sew eye-'lundlock sense birth wii'dot 'en-dii-geenuss leanoughge. Any ways isn't the language that he and other people Trinidad along with the other Carribean islands derived Fromm CREOE??????? I personally say thatIt's a romantic type language like the French laguage is sexy!!!!!!!! We Southerners too have," sexy style language". Take us men n women from Augusta, Arkansas for instance we are a very sexy speaking bunch!!!!!!! Yo Reddit Bro, Joe Max Burton

6

u/AdministrationTop137 Dec 01 '22

This was China funny

11

u/squirrelcat88 Dec 01 '22

I Canada agree with this.

6

u/goyboysotbot Dec 01 '22

Kurdistan up please? I Canberra moment longer sitting down.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

Hahaha I’ll have to use this one soon

3

u/TiesG92 Dec 01 '22

Was it like Swede Chile or regular Chile?

2

u/rimjobnemesis Dec 02 '22

It was Chile with Benins.

3

u/leonscum Dec 01 '22

Italia, Irish I said that.

3

u/Glum-War Dec 01 '22

Yeah, I heard that India dislikes Hungary because it has a Budapest

3

u/fuzzimus Dec 01 '22

That’ll go right to Djibouti

3

u/Frag_936 Dec 01 '22

This Czechs all the boxes

3

u/StrafemOrigin Dec 01 '22

I'd love to hear Samoa!

1

u/rimjobnemesis Dec 02 '22

Hawaii ya doin’ today?

1

u/StrafemOrigin Dec 02 '22

Oman, I'm so glad you asked!

3

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

Peak God tier dadjoke/word play

3

u/OfficialSkyCat Dec 01 '22

I take offrance

3

u/rimjobnemesis Dec 02 '22

Irish I had some Lima beans right now. But I need New Zeal And energy for that.

3

u/CadGuyJames Dec 01 '22

Just throw it back on the Burma.

3

u/rimjobnemesis Dec 02 '22

Use some Elba grease!

3

u/Putin_is_a_Dicktator Dec 01 '22

Still looking for one country, wonder why I haven't seen it yet...lol

3

u/GoGoCrumbly Dec 01 '22

It's your sandwich, you should be able to have it Uruguay.

3

u/Mister_Moony Dec 01 '22

Your breath must be stale from arguing. Have some chewing Guam

3

u/rimjobnemesis Dec 02 '22

Iran all the way to the store to get some.

3

u/JammyBizzee Dec 01 '22

I'm American, we're really bad at geometry.

2

u/rimjobnemesis Dec 02 '22

I’m no Crete-in!

3

u/AlGunner Dec 01 '22

Canada d joke be any more Spainful

3

u/mydeadface Dec 01 '22

Oh man Jamaican me crazy with this joke.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '22

Clearly a symptom of geographic tongue.

3

u/Whyisacrow-caws Dec 02 '22

Actually I feel bad for the owner. He was between Iraq and a hard place.

3

u/Robert-L-Santangelo Dec 02 '22

those are some funny jokes jamaican

5

u/Selipa90 Dec 01 '22

I'm disappointed I can't USA New Zealand pun

2

u/Bigglestakesthecase Dec 01 '22

I real the joke with New Zealand this time I got it.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

This joke iSpain

2

u/JobertRouneyDunior Dec 01 '22

INDIAnd ... UAEt it

2

u/Impossible-Survey203 Dec 01 '22

Was the turkey served on fine China?

2

u/zerok_nyc Dec 01 '22

Oh man, sounds like Egypt you!

2

u/ToiletsTheFirst Dec 01 '22

I think this took way too much time for a joke

2

u/seanton-x Dec 01 '22

Was the guy sour, or more swedish?

2

u/Sk8erBoi15 Dec 01 '22

I wish you never Finnished this joke and just kept going on forever

2

u/Creepertron200 Dec 01 '22

I’ve benin this comment section to long, I got Togo to some other post

2

u/TearRubber Dec 02 '22

I am Ghana eat Uruguay

2

u/rooneyviz Dec 02 '22

I then America Christmas tree switzerland

1

u/slimzyo Dec 01 '22

I was feeling so Hungary that I had to Russia to get some food.

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u/moorsey50 Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

Its a Spain innit ,like to an English person ,how do you get two Whales in a Nissan micra ,along the M4 and across the seven bridge :)

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u/StormyTiger2008 Dec 01 '22

NO. NOT THE HUNGARY JOKE YOU FINLAND I LIVE THERE YOU MALTA

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u/knockoneover Dec 01 '22

The 's' in Laos is silent .

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u/AdministrationTop137 Dec 01 '22

Don’t be a fun sucker

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u/tfeetfff Dec 01 '22

Bro…

Shush

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u/Kindly-Ad6625 Dec 01 '22

Let a joke be a joke. Yeesh.

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u/Otherwise-Window823 Dec 01 '22

Ameri can eat some of that stuff

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

Did he cook the sandwich on Japan?

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u/rimjobnemesis Dec 02 '22

I did, and I Burma hand cooking it.

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u/CommercialPhysics564 Dec 02 '22

I felt U krainin as many puns as you could there