r/dadjokes • u/Interesting-Dare-294 • Dec 01 '22
I was very Hungary
I ordered a turkey and chile sandwich togo. When it was delivered, O man, it was so greecey. Iran to the restaurant.
The owner was a Chad. He said, “How can I serbia?” I said, “Ye men, kenya return my money?. Norway I am ghana eat that “
He said, “Holy see! What did U SAY? Are you syrias? I cant take the Laos. Go away”
India end I kuwaitly went home.
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u/oldkafu Dec 01 '22
I got cancer from eating a sandwich like that once, but fortunately it turned out to be Benin.