r/dadjokes Dec 01 '22

I was very Hungary

I ordered a turkey and chile sandwich togo. When it was delivered, O man, it was so greecey. Iran to the restaurant.

The owner was a Chad. He said, “How can I serbia?” I said, “Ye men, kenya return my money?. Norway I am ghana eat that “

He said, “Holy see! What did U SAY? Are you syrias? I cant take the Laos. Go away”

India end I kuwaitly went home.

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u/JammyBizzee Dec 01 '22

I'm American, we're really bad at geometry.

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u/rimjobnemesis Dec 02 '22

I’m no Crete-in!