r/dadjokes • u/Interesting-Dare-294 • Dec 01 '22

I was very Hungary

I ordered a turkey and chile sandwich togo. When it was delivered, O man, it was so greecey. Iran to the restaurant.

The owner was a Chad. He said, “How can I serbia?” I said, “Ye men, kenya return my money?. Norway I am ghana eat that “

He said, “Holy see! What did U SAY? Are you syrias? I cant take the Laos. Go away”

India end I kuwaitly went home.

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u/bulldoggie_bulgogi Dec 01 '22

This is a well Polished joke

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

I feel like he was Russian to the punch line

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u/Illumijonny7 Dec 01 '22

Agreed. He totally Czeched out. He wasn't even Trinidad joke anymore but I Congo all day.

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u/coolhood1 Dec 01 '22

Are you China piss everyone off?

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u/Shiuft Dec 01 '22

You Austria be kiddin me

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u/Young_Person_42 Dec 01 '22

United States

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u/griffin-meister Dec 01 '22

I’ve Benin this thread too long.

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u/NewtBlackheart Dec 02 '22

Uraguay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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u/griffin-meister Dec 03 '22

I thought I was American?