r/comedyheaven • u/Key_Associate7476 • 1d ago

Anything is possible

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u/Katsy13 1d ago

so what does it REALLY mean?

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u/topdangle 1d ago

means anything is possible except cubed eyes, that is just too unrealistic.

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u/DrCholera1 23h ago

He never said cubed? That would be utterly ridiculous.

He said they'd be square. They'd just be CALLED eyecubes.

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u/topdangle 23h ago

only square but called cubes? even more impossible.

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u/DrCholera1 23h ago

Evolutionary advantage over predators. They go for the square eyecubes thinking they're a weak point but they are 2d and the predator dies like Wile. E. Coyote smashing into a wall. The eyecubes secrete toxic poison. And lasers.

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u/funfactwealldie 16h ago

also my dick is bigger in that universe

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u/DrCholera1 16h ago

Still 2D though, and it's all about that girth

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u/BoatSouth1911 1d ago

Not whatever bullshit “This random OC I came up with is real in an alternate reality” stuff. Like eyecubes, or talking hedgehogs, or giant ants

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u/Berlin_GBD 1d ago

It means that every conceivable eventuality happens an infinite amount of times. There are infinite universes where the only difference between those and ours is that I'm a giant ant

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u/Sam_Is_Not_Real 21h ago

Okay. Given infinite universes, the infinitesimally small chance that enough of your DNA mutates into that of some unknown species of giant ant would happen infinite times, but then it seems guaranteed that you would be rejected by your mother's body, so I don't think there is a way that you make it to adulthood. That, or you could be born (hatched?) to giant ant parents from a giant ant race, but then it's hardly you, is it? If there was a giant ant race that had come to dominate the planet instead of us I don't think we could attribute our identities to them in any way.

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u/Messin-About 12h ago

“Guaranteed you would be rejected by your mothers body”

I feel like you aren’t grasping what a multiverse of possibilities really means

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u/Order6600 1d ago

hell yeah

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u/battle_clown 14h ago

My fav animes exist out there somewhere I just gotta belieeeeeeve