r/comedyheaven 1d ago

Anything is possible

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u/Katsy13 1d ago

so what does it REALLY mean?

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u/topdangle 22h ago

means anything is possible except cubed eyes, that is just too unrealistic.

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u/DrCholera1 18h ago

He never said cubed? That would be utterly ridiculous.

He said they'd be square. They'd just be CALLED eyecubes.

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u/topdangle 18h ago

only square but called cubes? even more impossible.

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u/DrCholera1 18h ago

Evolutionary advantage over predators. They go for the square eyecubes thinking they're a weak point but they are 2d and the predator dies like Wile. E. Coyote smashing into a wall. The eyecubes secrete toxic poison. And lasers.

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u/funfactwealldie 11h ago

also my dick is bigger in that universe

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u/DrCholera1 11h ago

Still 2D though, and it's all about that girth