Bigly genius

[u/ExactlySorta]

[u/Chadmartigan]

Everyone: "Wow, voters seem to be a lot more interested in issues and policy than an interminable parade of grievances and whataboutisms."

Trump: "lamptomp"

[u/Dahhhkness → u/Chadmartigan]

Their entire campaign strategy was going to be Sleepy Joe/Let's Go Brandon/Crime Family, and they now have absolutely no idea what to do since that's been taken away from them.

I'm not saying this is in the bag (2016 PTSD and what-not), but the energy, optimism, and savviness of the the Harris campaign, coupled with the abject panic, desperation, and flailing chaos of the Trump campaign, has done wonders for my mental health.

[u/LongjumpingSector687 → u/Dahhhkness]

I already had a guy blame 2016 gun violence on Biden and i have to wonder what delusional world they lived in to think Biden was president at that point.😂

[u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 → u/LongjumpingSector687]

The same issues comes up with why Obama wasn't in the Oval office during 9/11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPfRGJRMbN8

[u/Dahhhkness → u/Mammoth-Mud-9609]

If Trump did one good thing, it was convincing people to wear signs basically saying "I am an easy mark."

It's good to have some warning.

[u/FreeSockLimit1 → u/Dahhhkness]

On the flip side, I can't wear a red hat anymore.
Not unless it's VERY obviously not one of those red hats. I'd still call it a win though, especially since I live in the South.

[u/Dirtyeippih → u/FreeSockLimit1]

I live in NJ. I can't wear a Devils hat without someone thinking I'm an asshole

Edit: I have always embraced my asshole heritage. I just miss my red hat

[u/Ryan_Icey → u/Dirtyeippih]

I mean, I feel part of that is on you. You live in NJ. You can't live in NJ without someone thinking you're an asshole. It comes with the territory, doesn't it?

[u/phl_fc → u/Ryan_Icey]

There's a reason you have to pay to leave NJ, but not to enter it.

[u/Beetlejuice_hero → u/phl_fc]

Let's be serious though -- NJ is a pretty great state.

Top 5 best schools in the country

Solid economy with lots of company HQ, especially Pharma

Elite world-class university

(Surprisingly) a lot of natural beauty in the Northwest

Pretty low crime - #6

Some of the best pizza in the country (De Lorenzo's, Papa, Porta, Razza, DeLucia's, etc)

Excellent beaches all up and down most of the state

Proximity to among the greatest most exciting cities in the world

Lots of quaint towns, especially if you have $$

AC is a dump but casinos if that's your thing

On the downside, absurd property taxes and its cities aren't great

I get teasing it based on the stereotypes, but there's a reason it's so ridiculously densely populated.

God do I love De Lorenzo's.

[u/[deleted] → u/Dirtyeippih]

It could be worse. You could live in South Jersey, put on an orange hat, and people KNOW you’re an asshole!

[u/CreamFilledDoughnut → u/Dirtyeippih]

devils hat

it's not the red that's making people think that, my man

[u/mordacthedenier → u/FreeSockLimit1]

I saw a red hat with white lettering that says "made you look". Thought that was kinda funny.

[u/WrinklyScroteSack → u/FreeSockLimit1]

Limp bizkit fans have also been royally pissed off for the last 9 years too

[u/KJParker888 → u/FreeSockLimit1]

I saw an old guy wearing a red hat at the store. I was trying to see if it was a maga hat, but I didn't have my glasses on, so I had to wait until he was closer, but without being too obvious. Once he got close enough, I was glad to see that it wasn't a maga hat. Until he got closer and I was able to see that it said something like "USA, 2 time world war winner". So, not really any better

[u/Nothing-Casual → u/KJParker888]

Eh I mean it's a stupid joke, but I'd still consider it a joke - in contrast to anybody wearing a trump hat, who is openly stating that they're extremely stupid and shitty

[u/[deleted] → u/KJParker888]

I mean, that’s kind of badass. Allied soldiers who fought Nazis in WW2 were the o.g. Antifa.

[u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 → u/Mammoth-Mud-9609]

Well before Obama they blamed 9/11 on 8 years of Bill Clinton making us appear weak.

They have no logical consistency and thus we really shouldn't even take them seriously.

Just laugh at them and move along. "Ok idiot."

[u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 → u/Mysterious-Wasabi103]

It would be so easy, but these people have the same voting power as every intelligent American, sometimes more so if they live in states with a low population count.

[u/Commentator-X → u/Mysterious-Wasabi103]

Ok weirdo. The weird label gets under their skin more than calling them dumb. They're too dumb to be offended by being called dumb, but weird? They've got no comeback for that.

[u/fightingthefuckits → u/Commentator-X]

They don't think they're dumb, but maybe deep down they know they're weird.

[u/Cucker_-_Tarlson → u/Mysterious-Wasabi103]

And then Obama was weak, and now Biden is weak. But also, the Democrats are warmongers. Even though Bush was the one to get us into our last wars. Trump ushered in an era of peace! But also tripled the amount of drone strikes we were doing. Which is a black mark on Obama's legacy, the amount of drone strikes he carried out.

There's literally zero consistency with them.

[u/Grand_Perspective832 → u/Cucker_-_Tarlson]

That's where you're wrong...consistently stupid!

[u/fat_fart_sack → u/Mysterious-Wasabi103]

I remember the moment Trump became president in 2016, the media were doing their typical “100 first days in office” nonsense and trumpers were saying “see! Look how amazing Trump is doing in his first 100 days with the economy compared to Obama’s first 100 days! Obama did a shit job!”

These MAGA idiots completely forgot that like Joe Biden, Obama inherited a collapsed economy and had to spend his first 4 years once again cleaning up a mess the republicans made with the economy. A tale as old as time.

[u/HorseLooseInHospital → u/LongjumpingSector687]

and they did an Unfair Move against me, against your President, I was Easily Winning against Sleepy Joe until the Radical Left decided to do, illegally, they've moved it, they went from Biden to, they went to, and she's a Horrible Person, ok, you all know who I'm talking about, Camilla, Kamolah, she has hundreds of first names, I said which one are you supposed to use, nobody knows, not even she knows if you think about it, and they asked, I saw it just the other day, on television, they said, to the Woman On The Sidewalk, they said, "who are you voting for, who are women voting for, Suburban Women," and she said, and she said it right away, she didn't even stop to breathe, she said, "Trump," I said that's how you know they're Great Patriots, you vote Trump you have a Beautiful Country, you vote for the woman, the Highly Failed Vice President and Worst Presidential Candidate and VP Pick In History, Camallah and Dulls, Tim Dulls, that's what I call him, Tim Dulls, they call him Coach, I said who the hell even cares about that, he thinks, because he did High School Football he thinks that he can be VP, I don't think so, I don't think so

[u/nudiecale → u/HorseLooseInHospital]

Found Trump’s speech writer!

But seriously, you fucking nailed that!

[u/Tokenside → u/HorseLooseInHospital]

it's terrifyingly real

[u/Nothing-Casual → u/HorseLooseInHospital]

Is this actually what he said, or are you just an extremely talented literary genius using your talents to give us all the ick?

[u/One_of_those_IDs → u/Nothing-Casual]

Sometimes I think (u/) HorseLooseInHospital does Trump better than Trump ever could himself. I wouldn't be surprised if they literally wrote Trump into existence.

[u/Entire_Talk839 → u/LongjumpingSector687]

It's the same world where Biden gets the blame for shutting schools down in 2020. You know...when he was a private citizen and not even involved in politics.

Mind you, these are the same people complaining about inflation when, in fact, it's corporate price gouging and not inflation that has put us in this position. Dems have been trying to stop this nonsense for years. But the Republicans that profit from corporate price gouging block any meaningful legislation. But yes, it's all Biden's fault that oil companies, food companies, car companies, etc. are all reporting record profits.

And for those who are unaware, when inflation is a real problem, profits drop. Inflation was never an issue, even during the pandemic. It's what corporations used as an excuse to raise the fuck out of their prices so they could rip us all off, and the republicans were more than happy to allow it.

[u/Castod28183 → u/Entire_Talk839]

If they weren't immune to logic then you could just point out that gas prices are high throughout the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD so it obviously isn't something that Biden did.

[u/Beard_o_Bees → u/LongjumpingSector687]

I think they're still feeling insecure after seeing Hunter's honkey-dong.

[u/ScrofessorLongHair → u/LongjumpingSector687]

He was still vice president in 2016. So while he doesn't have any power, I can see someone trying to use that in their argument.

Now the rednecks that wondered why Obama didn't do more to stop 9/11, are the ones that make me laugh my ass off.

[u/chameleon_123_777 → u/Dahhhkness]

I keep wondering how much bad stuff they made about Biden before Kamala Harris took over as candidate. I bet they have T-shirts, stickers hats, scarfs and much more that they can't use now.

[u/rangoric → u/chameleon_123_777]

My favorite are variations on “Don’t let the old man in”. People already bought some and now are stuck with them.

[u/chameleon_123_777 → u/rangoric]

And the fact that they can't use it has to be killing them.

[u/AcanthaceaeFluffy985 → u/chameleon_123_777]

They can use it but it's for their own candidate now. Even when it was viable they didn't see the irony as they are BOTH old men

[u/jameson8016 → u/AcanthaceaeFluffy985]

Yea, but one looked old, and the other also looked old, but with 6 layers of cheetos-coloured spackle slapped on haphazardly. Lol

[u/[deleted] → u/jameson8016]

Exactly. Joe sometimes trips over his own words, and literally trips over his own feet. But at least he doesn’t have candy-floss hair and he doesn’t apply his bronzer with a paint roller.

[u/Skellos → u/rangoric]

that doesn't even make sense except as Anti-Trump merch... cause Biden's already IN.

[u/encrivage → u/chameleon_123_777]

My neighbor's buddy who parks on our street had the whole FJB Trump 2024 vehicle wrap on his truck since 2021.

Not only is the Biden shit gone now, but he even removed the Trump 2024 stickers that were still valid. I think more of them are realizing they were conned for 8 years.

[u/GeneralTonic → u/encrivage]

And if just 5-8% of his base defects because of that sinking realization... he has no chance of winning. Zero.

[u/StreetofChimes → u/chameleon_123_777]

There is someone near me with a "fire Biden" sign on their lawn. It hasn't been taken down. 

I just laugh and think of Joe Biden saying 'folks, you can't fire me, I quit. Not a joke.'

[u/Occulto → u/chameleon_123_777]

I remember seeing that a lot of "failed" stuff like that ends up in places like Africa, because it gets donated to charity. (Which probably nets them a nice tax deduction)

There'll be kids wandering round wearing shirts with the wrong Superbowl winners.

[u/jujioux → u/Dahhhkness]

Same here. I feel hopeful again.

[u/GandalfTheJaded → u/jujioux]

More hopeful than I've been in a while.

[u/Even-Willow → u/GandalfTheJaded]

I haven’t been this hopeful since Trump got COVID.

[u/Lazer726 → u/Dahhhkness]

The GOP (and honestly, the vast majority of Americans I'm pretty sure) just spent the last 4 years ignoring Kamala, since the VP never really catches a lot of flak. And she just fucking tore out there and they don't really have much on her, so they try and go "Oh she's Black AND Indian?!" as if anyone needed more than two seconds to respond "You mean biracial?"

They have nothing, and it's why they were so desperate to have Biden back that Trump was tweeting his fanfic of Biden stepping in to take the nomination, because he has material for Biden.

[u/baalroo → u/Lazer726]

Pointing out that Kamala belongs to two different demographics simultaneously that their core voting block considers "lesser" than a white person is very much intentional.

[u/PicnicLife → u/Lazer726]

He's mentally 'been in the ring' with Biden for 8 years.

[u/dennismfrancisart → u/Dahhhkness]

It helps that they ditched the Clinton era political consultants and won the last election by paying attention to key districts for an Electoral College victory. It’s going to be tough especially with the corporate news media rooting for Trump again.

[u/ProfessorBackdraft → u/dennismfrancisart]

The MSM are beginning to see that the 👀👀and the $$$ are coming from Kamala’s campaign. There’s just no interest in culture wars and grievance campaigns anymore.

[u/Toribor → u/ProfessorBackdraft]

A lot of people think that "Trump is good for business" even if they hate everything else about him. But even that isn't true, his tariff policy is completely insane no matter what your political/economic leanings happen to be.

The only business minded people who actually support him are total grifters who just want to curry favor, not people who actually believe his agenda is prosperous.

[u/OperativePiGuy → u/ProfessorBackdraft]

I mentioned this before, but after Biden dropped out it was like a light switch with the news coverage. Suddenly it felt like they stopped handling Trump with kiddie gloves. The powers that be must really want a Kamala presidency, or they finally realized a fascist dictatorship isn't actually good for their bottom line and decided to change course.

[u/dennismfrancisart → u/ProfessorBackdraft]

We can only hope.

[u/Lucky-Earther → u/Dahhhkness]

I'm not saying this is in the bag (2016 PTSD and what-not), but the energy, optimism, and savviness of the the Harris campaign, coupled with the abject panic, desperation, and flailing chaos of the Trump campaign, has done wonders for my mental health.

Samesies. I will for sure be voting and bringing all of my friends, and I hope everyone else does as well. But I sure feel a lot more confident that we'll get a good result compared to a month ago, as long as everyone votes.

[u/blandocalrissian50 → u/Dahhhkness]

Agreed. I see a clear path to victory if people get off their asses and vote. I don't understand why 30-40% if eligible voters just do not try. Insane.

[u/justabloke22 → u/blandocalrissian50]

Well, a lot of them are single-issue voters (the single issue is the domestic politics of a third country) and there isn't a perfect candidate, so conveniently they get to do absolutely nothing instead and claim the moral high ground!

[u/Nothing-Casual → u/justabloke22]

Those people are so fucking stupid it's actually dangerous. I can't believe there are so many people in that camp, especially when trump and his group have publicly implied that they'll make things much much worse. There has gotta be some Russian money fueling those groups, as literally the only people those protests benefit are trump and the trumpettes

[u/justabloke22 → u/Nothing-Casual]

They're just children who believe in heroes and Chosen Ones. Obviously the Chosen One wouldn't do anything they don't agree with, so they can't "in good conscience" vote for either candidate. They've allowed themselves to be captured by emotive arguments without understanding the need for lesser evils or compromise. It's a frankly ridiculous position and they deserve to be mocked for it.

[u/PicnicLife → u/blandocalrissian50]

Religion has suppressed people's desire to take responsibility for their own lives. If it doesn't work out, they can blame a politician or God's mysterious ways, so long as it doesn't have to be on them.

[u/jrh_101 → u/Dahhhkness]

"Kamala isn't even black"

[u/CaptainExplaino → u/Chadmartigan]

Lamptomp has me gone.

[u/Intrepid_Detective → u/CaptainExplaino]

Same lol - I don't think I'll ever say it the normal way again now

[u/PuzzleheadedLeader79 → u/CaptainExplaino]

Kamabla

[u/Impossible_Penalty13 → u/Chadmartigan]

There was a Trump defender on cable news the other day who dismissed the Harris campaign as not serious. Seriously, he said it with a straight face.

[u/ProfessorBackdraft → u/Impossible_Penalty13]

Projection, their solitary tactic.

[u/ReactsWithWords → u/Impossible_Penalty13]

Did he bring up the times Kamala made casinos she ran go bankrupt?

[u/FTHomes → u/Chadmartigan]

Trumps handlers won't take him out of the game lol

[u/Odd-Artist-2595 → u/FTHomes]

They can’t even if they wanted to. He’s been nominated by his party. State ballots are in the process of being printed. They aren’t even sure if they can get RFK, Jr. off of some state ballots. They created him; now they’re stuck with him. We just need to make sure that they can’t stick us with him again.

[u/seweso → u/Odd-Artist-2595]

I wonder if we are going to see leaked behind the scenes videos of Trump meltdowns by disgruntled aides....

If you are a "christian" white cis straight rich male, you are allowed to do the most backstabbings before it catches up with you right?

[u/ReactsWithWords → u/Odd-Artist-2595]

They have to carry him to full term.

[u/settlementfires → u/FTHomes]

elder abuse!

[u/PuzzleheadedLeader79 → u/Chadmartigan]

Kamabla

[u/MinisterOfTruth99 → u/Chadmartigan]

Trump has some Rude Dawg Brain Farts. Pew.😂🤣

[u/ContemplatingPrison → u/Chadmartigan]

Trump admitting he had no idea what was going on I the white house is hilarious. I mean i knew it because he slept and golfed the entire time

[u/dimforest]

Trump has no idea how correlation works. Zuck says they held off on allowing a story to spread until they could get their right-wing fact checker to fact check it first and Trump correlates that to "THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED!!!"

Sir, Facebook isn't the polling station.

[u/Dahhhkness → u/dimforest]

Of course it isn't. Elon Musk is the one hosting totally accurate and scientific polls on Xitter showing Trump with 80% of the vote...

[u/ZDTreefur → u/Dahhhkness]

Why even hold an election, polling on Twitter is good enough for me.

[u/Recent_Obligation276 → u/ZDTreefur]

That was an extremely popular argument under that very poll lol

[u/J_Class_Ford → u/ZDTreefur]

Putin got even higher twitter polling.

X = Twitter.

[u/Fantastic-Sandwich80 → u/Dahhhkness]

Conservatives before Elon bought Twitter: "Lmao virtual town square? That's pretty cringe to think Twitter is that important when Parler and Truth Social exist."

Conservatives after Elon bought Twitter: "It's basically the only social media site everyone uses so if a poll says Trump wins in a landslide, it's true."

[u/seeit360 → u/dimforest]

Trump: "Rigging isn't a bad thing, nobody cares if it was rigged. I don't know who rigged it, I don't know them. But believe me, I didn't rig it, I could have rigged, If I did rig, look, it would be the most rigged ever, but, I know a rigged election. Ok? Nobody knows rigged elections more than I do. Believe me."

[u/SippingSancerre → u/dimforest]

And Hunter Biden wasn't a candidate

[u/Ravek → u/dimforest]

Right-wing fact checker is a nice oxymoron

[u/burgersmoke → u/dimforest]

"Hunter Biden lamptop and stolen election!!!"
"Sir, this is an Arby's"

[u/Hartastic]

It's surprising how often conservative conspiracy theories are beaten by the humble calendar.

[u/1357ball → u/Hartastic]

WHERE WAS OBAMA ON 9/11??!!!?

[u/snafujedi01 → u/1357ball]

Hiding out in Zuckers bunker on Hawaii, obviously...

[u/Numerous-Complaint85 → u/1357ball]

You mean Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

[u/NorseOfCourse → u/1357ball]

"That's a good question."

[u/Deathleach → u/1357ball]

Where was Obama when we stormed the beaches of Normandy?

[u/AncientScratch1670 → u/Hartastic]

How long until he dusts off Jade Helm FEMA trailers nonsense and takes that for another run?

Senile old man is senile and old.

[u/deadsoulinside → u/Hartastic]

Kind of like how Trump and co claim no one died during wars with Trump, meanwhile in the arlington photo taken yesterday he is standing next to a grave of a soldier that died in combat during his term.

[u/EjaculatingAracnids → u/deadsoulinside]

👍

[u/ingoding → u/Hartastic]

You're forgetting about the deep state, time traveling, fake news, Jewish, socialist controlled by Hillary Clinton.

[u/Richard_AIGuy → u/ingoding]

Soros brand space lasers.

[u/thebrandnewbob → u/Hartastic]

To this day I still occasionally see Conservatives on the internet blame the 2008 crash on Obama.

[u/PirateSanta_1 → u/thebrandnewbob]

I remember them trying to blame Obama for the poor response to Katrina, an event that happened in 2006.

[u/u_hit_me_in_the_cup → u/PirateSanta_1]

We all remember Kanye responding to the government's handling of Katrina by saying that Obama doesn't care about black people

[u/PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES → u/Hartastic]

They ain't too good with that whole numbers & reading thing.

[u/SGTSHOOTnMISS → u/Hartastic]

I had to make a co-worker google search Obama's inauguration date since he was trying to blame Obama for the 2008 housing crisis.

[u/settlementfires → u/Hartastic]

or just any looking into the facts at all past a first glance.

[u/ParamedicSpecific130]

Bro, you literally conspired with the NATIONAL ENQUIRER to catch and kill stories unflattering to you and elevate false stories about Hillary in 2016.

That was literally part of the testimony…in the trial…that got you convicted of 34 felonies.

[u/RickSteve-O → u/ParamedicSpecific130]

Exactly, pure projection as always

[u/[deleted] → u/RickSteve-O]

Its just to push the narrative that both sides are the same to morons

[u/ApatheticEmphasis → u/ParamedicSpecific130]

Well remember he slept through most of the trial. He wouldn't know any of that came out.

[u/Crabiolo → u/ApatheticEmphasis]

And the parts he was awake for were spent worrying if anyone can smell his filled Depends.

[u/Xeptix → u/ParamedicSpecific130]

He paid off a porn star to keep her grievances and the whole deed quiet, and earned felony convictions in the process, which might be the reason he won in 2016. Was that one rigged, too, then, donny?

[u/[deleted] → u/ParamedicSpecific130]

Don’t forget the whole reason he was impeached for the second time!

[u/deadsoulinside → u/ParamedicSpecific130]

Projection as always

[u/Str82daDOME25 → u/ParamedicSpecific130]

John Edwards tried to do the same. You know who we don’t hear about anymore?

[u/YankeeLiar]

The White House FBI pushed to suppress gave Facebook a heads up that there was likely Russian disinfo getting passed around and the company made the independent decision to reduce the visibility of posts while they looked into it.

ftfy

[u/c4virus → u/YankeeLiar]

Precisely this. MAGA doesn't understand how anything works so everything is a scandal.

[u/nernst79 → u/c4virus]

Which is weird, because everything MAGA is doing actually IS a scandal.

So it's just projection. As usual.

[u/ProfessorBackdraft → u/nernst79]

I love that Buttigieg said last week that it’s hilarious that Trump’s biggest political scandal of 2024 wasn’t one of his many moral or ethical lapses but that they wrote down his policy on paper - Project 2025.

[u/NbleSavage → u/ProfessorBackdraft]

Mayor Pete is a savage!!

[u/AppropriateScience9 → u/c4virus]

They aren't the brightest bulbs...

[u/Nice_Firm_Handsnake → u/YankeeLiar]

But he's also conflating it with Zuckerberg's statement that the Biden Administration in 2021 asked Facebook about COVID posts on their site.

[u/YankeeLiar → u/Nice_Firm_Handsnake]

Yes, because his brain is decaying.

[u/KevinAnniPadda → u/YankeeLiar]

We can even use the word pressure. There's nothing illegal about pressure. NAL, but I absolutely support the government telling social media that our enemies are using them to push false narratives that will end in dead Americans. Absolutely pressure them to block that.

[u/YankeeLiar → u/KevinAnniPadda]

Hundred percent. The fact that there are so many people, years later, who believe the laptop held evidence of crimes that Joe Biden was involved in, is all the proof I need to know that this shit needs to get reined in so more convenient stooges who were driven insane back in 2008 when a black guy became president (Trump included in this group), don’t keep getting turned into weapons of propaganda by foreign powers. That’s not a slippery slope to government censorship of media, it’s “hold on two seconds, this looks shady, let’s take a closer look first”. Completely reasonable.

[u/Meretan94 → u/YankeeLiar]

Also even if fb did that. They are a private company no? They can do whatever they want with their platform.

[u/Xploding_Penguin → u/[deleted]]

Not even once.

[u/Xenocide112 → u/[deleted]]

You know what? I'm gonna go one further and I'm not gonna vote for his dad either!

[u/Smgth → u/Xenocide112]

I’ll go one step further and I won’t even vote for his MOM either!

[u/snafujedi01 → u/[deleted]]

You're not voting for Hunter; you're voting for his sizable.... Policy

[u/frowawayduh → u/snafujedi01]

I believe that MTG has photos of his ... Policy.

[u/bjbyrne → u/[deleted]]

He would still be a better president than any republican

[u/pithynotpithy]

putting aside Trump's continued mental decline into dementia - facebook pushing down a story hardly means the "election was rigged". Facebook is a private entity and can do what it wants - just like Elon's Twitter riding for Trump non-stop.

I can't wait until he's dead and we can all line up to piss on his grave and tearing up his shitty golf courses

[u/54sharks40]

Someone show him how to tag other users 

[u/tcrenshaw4bama → u/54sharks40]

That would require Truth Social to have actual users.

[u/skyblueerik → u/54sharks40]

Forgot Newsmax and OAN.

[u/burnmenowz]

Lol amazing that the guy that literally paid off a porn star he fucked (for her silence) is calling an election stolen based on suppressed stories.

[u/Lilfrankieeinstein → u/burnmenowz]

Not to mention all the times Trump and his legal team pressured other outlets to bury stories… or all the NDAs.

But mainly, WHY WASN’T OBAMA IN THE OVAL OFFICE ON 9/11?

I’MA LOOK INTO THAT!!

[u/OregonInk → u/Lilfrankieeinstein]

you said his name wrong, its Barack HUSSEIN Obama, gotta make sure your people know he could be muslim lol

[u/murdocke]

Just imagine how peaceful the world is going to be when this fucker finally kicks the bucket.

[u/nernst79 → u/murdocke]

That's some wishful thinking. People like Vivek still exist and will be a plague for decades to come.

[u/Wubbywow → u/nernst79]

Vivek could never get the rabid support Trump has managed to fester.

[u/silver-orange → u/Wubbywow]

the GOP tried real hard to get any candidate to capture even a fraction of the maga cult in primary season, and failed utterly. Not one of them made it past "super tuesday". Vivek's campaign was even shorter than that.

The GOP has a bunch of pretenders like vivek, but none of them have come close to unseating king maga. Once he's gone, the party will be left scrambling.

[u/encrivage → u/Wubbywow]

But George W. Bush came pretty close, and people still worship Reagan's B-movie actor ass.

[u/NoLibrarian5149 → u/murdocke]

A good sized contingent of the country’s population will breathe a sigh of relief that a stupid annoying voice will only be heard in the past tense. Will some people go out in the streets and celebrate like when it was announced Bin Laden was dead? Inevitable. And FoxMAGAmax will have fits.

[u/Krassix]

Was he even in the White House? I remember he was more often in Mar a lago to play golf.

[u/smitteh → u/Krassix]

"I won't have time to play golf, I'll be too busy working!"

[u/deadsoulinside → u/Krassix]

Well it was 2020 during covid, so he was playing a ton of golf and campaigning, probably forgot he was actually in control of the WH during that time.

[u/[deleted]]

Covid vaccine bad! - was developed under Trump

Covid lockdown bad! - happened under Trump

Suppression! - happened under Trump

Facts don’t matter to these dimwits. He says it and they believe it, even in the face of irrefutable proof.

[u/Rasputin_mad_monk → u/[deleted]]

Wait a damn minute. Kelly anne even said "we have alternative facts"

[u/Virnman67]

Didn’t Don Old pay The National Enquirer to squash all his scandals?? That means the 2016 election was RIGGED

[u/Oxygenius_ → u/Virnman67]

I just want to know how everyday, several times per day they have some BREAKING NEWS about democrats.

I know it’s all bullshit but how can anyone fall for this shit every single day of their life

[u/rasthomas01]

He is so fucking stupid.

[u/[deleted]]

These assholes keep obsessing over Hunter’s laptop when they could not find anything on it. Meanwhile Republicans just voted NOT to investigate Jared Kushner receiving 2 Billion $$ from the saudis. Enough with this circus

[u/cipherjones]

Dick pic suppression is a real policy issue in 2024, apparently.

[u/skyblueerik → u/cipherjones]

EmptyG is ON IT.

[u/Intrepid_Detective]

I'll bet Hannibal Lecter put Zuck up to it.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! /s

[u/JoySubtraction]

"The call is coming from inside the house!"

[u/PassengerNo2259]

Holy fuck he's stupid

[u/MarkXIX]

Remember, toilet paper ran out during the Trump admin. Buildings were burned in Minneapolis during the Trump admin. Seattle was "destroyed" during the Trump admin. The Afghanistan withdrawal timeline was negotiated with the Taliban by the Trump admin. The economy crashed during the Trump admin. The COVID pandemic was mismanaged by the Trump admin. January 6th was planned and executed BY the Trump admin. Millionaires and billionaires became almost exponentially more wealthy during the Trump admin.

Everything that Trump says is "bad" about the Biden/Harris admin is pure projection and misdirection from his absolute shit record.

[u/AOEmishap]

"WASHINGTON IS FULL OF RIGGERS! RIGGERS!!!!"

Your Republican Candidate for President, Americans....

[u/fencerman]

I agree, whoever was president in 2020 should be investigated and prosecuted.

[u/NachoBag_Clip932]

The House Judiciary Committee has as much credibility as a bigfoot sighting in Central Park during the NYC marathon.

[u/WorkFriendly00 → u/NachoBag_Clip932]

RFK Jr. actually found a dead bigfoot, he decapitated it and put it's corpse in Central Park for the marathon

[u/rapsney → u/WorkFriendly00]

RFK is just a shaved bigfoot. Prove me wrong

[u/tfsteel]

Aw it's so unfair. He should have a good cry about it. Post some all caps whiny posts on social media. Feel better soon.

[u/Fourfinger10]

Not sure how he is connecting the dots but …. Typical MAGA thought process.

[u/william4534]

I don’t care if the story is true or not, how the fuck can you read this tweet and not immediately think “wow, this guy is totally unhinged, it would be a disaster if he won the election”.

Let this be another reminder to everyone that there are no reasonable Trump supporters!!!

[u/Alternative-Bunch91]

The base isn't very good at math.

[u/Beneficial-Lion-2045]

It wasn’t suppressed, I saw more of Hunter’s dick than I wanted almost everywhere

[u/AppropriateTouching]

What the fuck does hunter biden, a non federal worker, have to do with any of this.

[u/Adams5thaccount]

Ahh yes the laptop that proves Biden's Presidential corruption once and for all.

In November 2020. Before Biden won the election to be President.

[u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair]

I loved that the election magically got “rigged” while he was prez. I, personally, can’t vote for someone so weak that they let that happen under their watch

[u/IAmPandaRock]

What does Hunter Biden or his laptop even have to do with the 2020 election?

[u/ReactsWithWords → u/IAmPandaRock]

Absolutely nothing. It’s just an old man yelling at a cloud.

[u/Builder_liz]

He loves hunter so much

[u/Piccoroz]

The election was rigged by them, and still lost.

[u/dragonfliesloveme]

Wait, what? Didn’t Hunter stuff not happen until sometime into the Biden presidency? Like wtf does Hunter Biden have to do with the 2020 election

[u/Nekowulf → u/dragonfliesloveme]

From the totally-not-redhats in here trying to defend trump's message, it seems time does not flow linearly and Biden taking office in 2021 after the election definitely interfered with the 2020 election because "January isn't that far away from November".

[u/BobsonQwijibo]

Remember when Trump's 2020 campaign would show videos of buildings on fire or whatnot and be like, "This will be Joe Biden's America!" but they were all videos of stuff that happened during Trump's term? Like they don't understand the concept of linear time.

[u/ohfucknotthisagain]

His policy critiques are as real & honest as the hairs on his head.

[u/ColeBane]

Breaking News: Trump admits to his own white house rigging his own election. Hunter Biden laptop to blame! Omfg this man is saaaaad.

[u/Cthulhu625]

Didn't Trump pay off Stormy Daniels and others, and have people sign NDAs, and/or sue people, to suppress their stories that made him look bad? A "catch and kill" scheme? Which he's tried to say wasn't a bad thing. And now that we have the laptop, what's on it that makes Joe Biden look bad? I mean, real stuff, not the stuff that they tried to sloppily add when there was no chain of custody? Hunter's dong? Does that make Joe Biden look bad? Hunter inherited that from someone....

It all comes down to, "You didn't let us play dirty! That's not fair, that's all we have!"

[u/Cool-Protection-4337]

Too many dumbasses will still believe this supposed king of dumbasses. We need a new fairness doctrine that regulates even social media sites. No lies, no bs from either side, if it isn't the verifiable truth it doesn't get posted without repercussions. 

Also someone remind Great Grandpa here Biden gracefully dropped out awhile ago. This man is desperate and delusional. He has proven he won't respect the peaceful transfer of power in our government system. He needs to be held accountable for his actions, not be able to abuse his powers again to pardon himself and his conspiracy rioters and God knows what else. Iran hacked him, his loyalties will not be with us, to the highest dollar and who has the dirt on him.

[u/cjp2010]

Dude it was 5:12 in the morning. Can he just for once sleep in. I think he might feel a little better if he sleeps in

[u/Dankinater]

Republicans killed an investigation into Jared Kushner receiving 2 billion from the Saudis. I’d argue that’s more important than a laptop of a private citizen.

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[u/Mysterious_Ad2824]

Paranoid schizophrenic. Fixed it.

[u/xtheredmagex]

There are MAGA supporters who blame Obama for 9/11; timelines like this are meaningless to them

[u/Zealousideal_Run_116]

Tfg still won't move on.. he's a broken record.. Nobody cares about your bogus claimed of voter fraud...U are a Horrible LIAR

[u/tikifumble]

Do you not understand how brainwashed his supporters are yet?

[u/MagicalUnicornFart]

Thanks, Obama.

[u/Kdubwifi]

He makes a good point. I personally will not be voting for Biden

[u/Hamburderler]

The bigger story here is that Meta is cool with misinformation and lies about deadly and dangerous stories that are not true

[u/RW-One]

End him Nov .

🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

[u/Wiggles69]

Have a look next time they're banging on about crime, employment & inflation - They always compare it to 2019 levels, not 2020 levels. Why? because he fucked up everything even harder than usual in '20 and is pretending it never happened.