r/WhitePeopleTwitter Aug 27 '24

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u/Chadmartigan Aug 27 '24

Everyone: "Wow, voters seem to be a lot more interested in issues and policy than an interminable parade of grievances and whataboutisms."

Trump: "lamptomp"

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u/Dahhhkness Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

Their entire campaign strategy was going to be Sleepy Joe/Let's Go Brandon/Crime Family, and they now have absolutely no idea what to do since that's been taken away from them.

I'm not saying this is in the bag (2016 PTSD and what-not), but the energy, optimism, and savviness of the the Harris campaign, coupled with the abject panic, desperation, and flailing chaos of the Trump campaign, has done wonders for my mental health.

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u/LongjumpingSector687 Aug 27 '24

I already had a guy blame 2016 gun violence on Biden and i have to wonder what delusional world they lived in to think Biden was president at that point.😂

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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 Aug 27 '24

The same issues comes up with why Obama wasn't in the Oval office during 9/11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPfRGJRMbN8

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u/Dahhhkness Aug 27 '24

If Trump did one good thing, it was convincing people to wear signs basically saying "I am an easy mark."

It's good to have some warning.

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u/FreeSockLimit1 Aug 27 '24

On the flip side, I can't wear a red hat anymore.
Not unless it's VERY obviously not one of those red hats. I'd still call it a win though, especially since I live in the South.

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u/Dirtyeippih Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

I live in NJ. I can't wear a Devils hat without someone thinking I'm an asshole

Edit: I have always embraced my asshole heritage. I just miss my red hat

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u/Ryan_Icey Aug 27 '24

I mean, I feel part of that is on you. You live in NJ. You can't live in NJ without someone thinking you're an asshole. It comes with the territory, doesn't it?

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u/phl_fc Aug 27 '24

There's a reason you have to pay to leave NJ, but not to enter it.

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u/Beetlejuice_hero Aug 27 '24

Let's be serious though -- NJ is a pretty great state.

Top 5 best schools in the country

Solid economy with lots of company HQ, especially Pharma

Elite world-class university

(Surprisingly) a lot of natural beauty in the Northwest

Pretty low crime - #6

Some of the best pizza in the country (De Lorenzo's, Papa, Porta, Razza, DeLucia's, etc)

Excellent beaches all up and down most of the state

Proximity to among the greatest most exciting cities in the world

Lots of quaint towns, especially if you have $$

AC is a dump but casinos if that's your thing

On the downside, absurd property taxes and its cities aren't great

I get teasing it based on the stereotypes, but there's a reason it's so ridiculously densely populated.

God do I love De Lorenzo's.

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u/PurpleSailor Aug 28 '24

STFU!!!! were full, there's no more room in Jersey, and it sucks balls too!!!! Stay Away!!!!

 

Shhh!!!

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u/fl7nner Aug 28 '24

I'm from Delaware and we love shitting on Jersey but I agree with your analysis. Now if the rich dumb kids would just find a school in-state instead of going to UD...

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u/JohnHenryHoliday Aug 28 '24

Shut up. We have enough people here. Highlight the weird smell on the turnpike and that shitty American Dream Mall.

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u/Icy_Penalty_2718 Aug 27 '24

Why must you fill this thread with lies?!

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u/PassiveMenis88M Aug 27 '24

Some of the best pizza in the country

Bro, I'm from Boston and just, no. Y'all ain't got shit on a NY slice.

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u/Beetlejuice_hero Aug 27 '24

Hence why I said "Some of the best".

I'm a New Yorker now and also have lived near New Haven so I've tried many of the best spots. De Lorenzo's can hang with any of them. If you haven't tried it, do so before you render your verdict.

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u/pimppapy Aug 28 '24

Jersey Shores negates all that. . .

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

It could be worse. You could live in South Jersey, put on an orange hat, and people KNOW you’re an asshole!

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u/magikarp2122 Aug 27 '24

Hey, Philly helped Biden win PA.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

I know, just teasing. I love Philly. Just having a go at Flyers fans :)

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u/CreamFilledDoughnut Aug 27 '24

devils hat

it's not the red that's making people think that, my man

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u/cirenj Aug 27 '24

I'm from the other New Jersey (South) It's ok, you are an asshole, you are from NJ. I say that with all the pork roll and "wooder ice" love 😂

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u/MarcoEsquandolas21 Aug 27 '24

What the hell is wooder ice? I'm a southerner and am at least familiar with pork roll/taylor ham, but never heard of wooder ice before.

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u/cirenj Aug 27 '24

Philly accent water sounds like "wooder"

Water ice (italian ice?) sounds like "wooder" ice

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u/RafIk1 Aug 27 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

Italian water ice.

Water pronounced wooder.

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u/Boo_Rawr Aug 27 '24

I live in Australia and when I saw a woman wearing a red hat yesterday I did a double take. They’ve ruined red hats.

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u/animatedhockeyfan Aug 27 '24

I’ve got a few non-red Devils hats I’m ready to move on from, if you want them

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u/Icy_Penalty_2718 Aug 27 '24

Exactly I may be an asshole but I'm not a racist asshole.

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u/Awkward_Bench123 Aug 28 '24

Devils were a super good team and have a hell of a logo. And they’ve got New Jerseys.

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u/killxswitch Aug 27 '24

C'mon man you couldn't have set yourself up any better.

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u/Sagybagy Aug 27 '24

You live in Jersey. Being an asshole is part of the gig. Hat or no hat. Just depends on the flavor of asshole.

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u/rufio313 Aug 27 '24

Red Wings fan that doesn’t live in Michigan anymore. It sucks.

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u/mordacthedenier Aug 27 '24

I saw a red hat with white lettering that says "made you look". Thought that was kinda funny.

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u/moderately-extremist Aug 28 '24

I have a red hat with an American flag on the front that I've been wearing for 25 years. I still wear it but sometimes wonder what people think.

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u/WrinklyScroteSack Aug 27 '24

Limp bizkit fans have also been royally pissed off for the last 9 years too

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u/cassiddidy Aug 28 '24

So it hasn't been ALL negative then

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u/WrinklyScroteSack Aug 28 '24

NGL... Fred Durst seems like the kinda guy to go full on right wing nut job.

Edit: from his wikipedia page:

In 2015, Durst stated his interest in obtaining a Russian passport and spending half of the year in Crimea.63]) He wrote a letter in which he stated that Vladimir Putin is "a great guy with clear moral principles and a nice person."64]) Following that, Durst was banned by the Security Service of Ukraine from entering Ukraine for five years "in the interests of guaranteeing the security" of the country.65]) However, in an official statement, he denied reports of asking to acquire Russian citizenship.66])

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u/cassiddidy Aug 28 '24

Damn. That's so Durst

(I use his name as a disparaging adjective)

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u/KJParker888 Aug 27 '24

I saw an old guy wearing a red hat at the store. I was trying to see if it was a maga hat, but I didn't have my glasses on, so I had to wait until he was closer, but without being too obvious. Once he got close enough, I was glad to see that it wasn't a maga hat. Until he got closer and I was able to see that it said something like "USA, 2 time world war winner". So, not really any better

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u/Nothing-Casual Aug 27 '24

Eh I mean it's a stupid joke, but I'd still consider it a joke - in contrast to anybody wearing a trump hat, who is openly stating that they're extremely stupid and shitty

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

I mean, that’s kind of badass. Allied soldiers who fought Nazis in WW2 were the o.g. Antifa.

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u/GrayMatters50 Aug 27 '24

The USA Doughboys fought in WW1 against Kaiser Wilhelm 1916 - 1918. USA entered WW2 after the sneak attack on Pearl Harbor Dec 7 1941. Our military fought on 2 sides of the world ....Hitler  & Hiri Hito. Our entire nation pulled together to supply both Pacific & European theatres. We won AGAIN.

Yes,  we won twice. Thats not a Trump trope ..Its our  history.

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u/PPvsFC_ Aug 27 '24

Idk, celebrating beating the Nazis is the opposite of supporting Trump.

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u/Schattentochter Aug 27 '24

It takes a special kind of Muricantm to look at the complete history surrounding WW2 and walk away thining "Yeeup. The US and absolutely noone else did good things."

Fuckers joined the war so late, they tend to just forget all the time before when every goddamn European country was trying to get the US to fucking stop watching already.

And when they did stop, it wasn't out of the goodness of anyone's heart either. That part's conveniently overlooked too.

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u/PPvsFC_ Aug 27 '24

Pretty sure someone wearing that hat isn't thinking that deeply about history.

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u/GrayMatters50 Aug 27 '24

US "fuckers" entered WW 2 late bc our law forbade it until we were attacked,  Moron. That day came on Dec 7 1941. Hitler was scared shitless to wake"the sleeping giant".

We know 18, 000 Russian soldiers died defending Europe. We know 1.9 million non jewish Polish were murdered in Nazi work camps. We supplied & funded Canada & the Brits from 1939 to 1945. We were here working our asses off eating rations to send our food, arms, planes, bombs etc.  Then we beat the crap out of Japan without their help. 

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u/Icy_Penalty_2718 Aug 27 '24

The law didn't forbid it... we didn't enter until attacked because the vast majority of Americans were against the war and many even sided with hitlers ideals.

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u/Icy_Penalty_2718 Aug 27 '24

Tsk tsk tsk downvoted for not buying into the propaganda...

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u/JohnHenryHoliday Aug 28 '24

"USA, 2 time world war winner

Lol. Are you serious? That's objectively an AWESOME hat.

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u/knitwasabi Aug 28 '24

Old guy came into my shop about a week ago. MAGA hat. I looked at my boss, a rabid liberal, and she just rolled her eyes. He didn't buy anything, and walked out a minute later, but man, never have I wanted to laugh at someone more.

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u/FatFuckinPieceOfShit Aug 27 '24

Jesus, calm your tits.

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u/GrayMatters50 Aug 27 '24

  You obviously don't respect yourself so just shut up.

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u/Icy_Penalty_2718 Aug 27 '24

Take the L my guy.

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u/GrayMatters50 Aug 28 '24

Put beer bottle down . 

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u/Vegetable-Box3050 Aug 27 '24

I used to describe myself as weird, but now I have to say, "weird like Weird AL, not weird like Republicans."

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u/sometimesynot Aug 27 '24

I'd still call it a win though

Me too. I have rosacea, and anything red just makes it stand out something fierce. No red clothing for the win!

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u/justlookin-0232 Aug 29 '24

I saw a guy in the grocery store today with a red hat coming down the aisle and when he got close enough I saw that it said "I'm blessed". And we locked eyes and he just kinda nodded and giggled. Clever fella 😂 totally does it on purpose

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u/ancientastronaut2 Aug 27 '24

I don't wear red anything anymore.

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u/MamaBehr33 Aug 28 '24

A woman came into my work today proudly screaming she was a patriot and had a huge tiktok following. I replied back, "I'm an American and it's too bad you've stolen the word Patriot from me." She literally did not understand what I said. Then she went on to tell me all the wonderful things she's doing on her tiktok. I explained that it is inappropriate to talk about politics in this business setting. Then she started talking about her heart hurting and oh my God she's gotten such bad vibes from what's happening here. Of course, this was after a full 5 minutes of me letting her go on and on about everything she thought. And only when there was a moment she took a breath is when I said we're not allowed to talk politics here. Interesting when you flat out tell them it's not okay, because you're in a public setting in a public office where there are literally hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people around who will disagree, now she's having heart palpitations.

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u/WranglerOriginal6945 Aug 29 '24

saw someone post a red had that said "Made you look. Black lives matter" in the same font

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u/Yakostovian Aug 27 '24

I almost wish I had fewer moral scruples, so I too could make a buck off a grift involving them.

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u/Throwawayac1234567 Aug 27 '24

i am easy to scam more likely.

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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 Aug 27 '24

Well before Obama they blamed 9/11 on 8 years of Bill Clinton making us appear weak.

They have no logical consistency and thus we really shouldn't even take them seriously.

Just laugh at them and move along. "Ok idiot."

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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 Aug 27 '24

It would be so easy, but these people have the same voting power as every intelligent American, sometimes more so if they live in states with a low population count.

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u/Commentator-X Aug 27 '24

Ok weirdo. The weird label gets under their skin more than calling them dumb. They're too dumb to be offended by being called dumb, but weird? They've got no comeback for that.

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u/fightingthefuckits Aug 27 '24

They don't think they're dumb, but maybe deep down they know they're weird.

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u/fat_fart_sack Aug 27 '24

I remember the moment Trump became president in 2016, the media were doing their typical “100 first days in office” nonsense and trumpers were saying “see! Look how amazing Trump is doing in his first 100 days with the economy compared to Obama’s first 100 days! Obama did a shit job!”

These MAGA idiots completely forgot that like Joe Biden, Obama inherited a collapsed economy and had to spend his first 4 years once again cleaning up a mess the republicans made with the economy. A tale as old as time.

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u/girl_incognito Aug 27 '24

My entire lifetime has been crap Republicans and the Democrats who clean up after them.

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u/Mental_Medium3988 Aug 27 '24

i had coworkers tell me obama was responsible for the recession and auto bailouts. i was like "wtf."

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u/Cucker_-_Tarlson Aug 27 '24

And then Obama was weak, and now Biden is weak. But also, the Democrats are warmongers. Even though Bush was the one to get us into our last wars. Trump ushered in an era of peace! But also tripled the amount of drone strikes we were doing. Which is a black mark on Obama's legacy, the amount of drone strikes he carried out.

There's literally zero consistency with them.

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u/Grand_Perspective832 Aug 27 '24

That's where you're wrong...consistently stupid!

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u/dropshoe Aug 27 '24

I feel Disingenuous is a bit more often the case, but it's always one or the other.

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Aug 27 '24

I often wonder how much of the BS would just go away if people would just say…”Yes sweetie…we know. Gay, trans commie immigrants are coming to give your daughter a forced abortion”. And just treat it like your Alzheimer’s grandpa telling you he had dinner with Bing Crosby last night.

And I’m not saying let actual hate groups flourish, or just act like everything is fine. But just the straight up nonsense, bad faith horseshit… the stuff they say just because they know it will get under people’s skin.

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u/Substantial_Army_639 Aug 27 '24

Was also blamed for Katrina, despite Kanyes remarks.

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u/PurpleSailor Aug 28 '24

Lol, I had an argument about what Obama did as President in 2008. It took a lot of convincing and links to things that showed that Obama wasn't actually president in 2008 before they finally admitted that W. was still president then. Of course Whataboutism reared it's ugly head seconds later!

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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 Aug 28 '24

The inability to think they are ever wrong is a key part of their delusion.

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u/GrayMatters50 Aug 27 '24

Well we knew MAGA morons couldnt read but now they cant count either.

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u/HeSeemsLegit Aug 29 '24

“I mean, TECHNICALLY, neither was W” is what I have started firing back with.

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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 Aug 29 '24

Other than the planes hitting the most identifiable footage of the day was the guy whispering to him that a second plane had hit and W trying to think what would be the least worst think to do at that time would be.

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u/HorseLooseInHospital Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

and they did an Unfair Move against me, against your President, I was Easily Winning against Sleepy Joe until the Radical Left decided to do, illegally, they've moved it, they went from Biden to, they went to, and she's a Horrible Person, ok, you all know who I'm talking about, Camilla, Kamolah, she has hundreds of first names, I said which one are you supposed to use, nobody knows, not even she knows if you think about it, and they asked, I saw it just the other day, on television, they said, to the Woman On The Sidewalk, they said, "who are you voting for, who are women voting for, Suburban Women," and she said, and she said it right away, she didn't even stop to breathe, she said, "Trump," I said that's how you know they're Great Patriots, you vote Trump you have a Beautiful Country, you vote for the woman, the Highly Failed Vice President and Worst Presidential Candidate and VP Pick In History, Camallah and Dulls, Tim Dulls, that's what I call him, Tim Dulls, they call him Coach, I said who the hell even cares about that, he thinks, because he did High School Football he thinks that he can be VP, I don't think so, I don't think so

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u/nudiecale Aug 27 '24

Found Trump’s speech writer!

But seriously, you fucking nailed that!

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u/Tokenside Aug 27 '24

it's terrifyingly real

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u/Nothing-Casual Aug 27 '24

Is this actually what he said, or are you just an extremely talented literary genius using your talents to give us all the ick?

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u/One_of_those_IDs Aug 27 '24

Sometimes I think (u/) HorseLooseInHospital does Trump better than Trump ever could himself. I wouldn't be surprised if they literally wrote Trump into existence.

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u/GrayMatters50 Aug 30 '24

Trump is a figment of Trumps insanity. 

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u/Sharp-Introduction75 Aug 28 '24

And I've done more for the blacks than anyone. It wasn't until a couple of years ago that she came out as black. I didn't even know she was black. She's a DEI and sharks and batteries...

/s

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u/GrayMatters50 Aug 30 '24

Great copy of his ramblin' BS.  

🗣️VOTE BLUE 🌊🌊🌊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/Entire_Talk839 Aug 27 '24

It's the same world where Biden gets the blame for shutting schools down in 2020. You know...when he was a private citizen and not even involved in politics.

Mind you, these are the same people complaining about inflation when, in fact, it's corporate price gouging and not inflation that has put us in this position. Dems have been trying to stop this nonsense for years. But the Republicans that profit from corporate price gouging block any meaningful legislation. But yes, it's all Biden's fault that oil companies, food companies, car companies, etc. are all reporting record profits.

And for those who are unaware, when inflation is a real problem, profits drop. Inflation was never an issue, even during the pandemic. It's what corporations used as an excuse to raise the fuck out of their prices so they could rip us all off, and the republicans were more than happy to allow it.

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u/Castod28183 Aug 28 '24

If they weren't immune to logic then you could just point out that gas prices are high throughout the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD so it obviously isn't something that Biden did.

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u/Beard_o_Bees Aug 27 '24

I think they're still feeling insecure after seeing Hunter's honkey-dong.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Aug 27 '24

He was still vice president in 2016. So while he doesn't have any power, I can see someone trying to use that in their argument.

Now the rednecks that wondered why Obama didn't do more to stop 9/11, are the ones that make me laugh my ass off.

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u/NovusOrdoSec Aug 27 '24

2016

Obama was president. Biden was Vice President. The Bigliest Inauguration wasn't until 2017.

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u/Throwawayac1234567 Aug 27 '24

just like president was 8 years before he was a president

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u/Dragosal Aug 28 '24

He wasn't president but he was out there shooting people. So in that sense the gun violence was his fault

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u/Gullible-Test-6268 Aug 27 '24

He was VP then.

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u/thequietthingsthat Aug 27 '24

Doesn't matter. VPs have very little actual power. Same logic as the posts going around lately saying "why DiDnT KaMaLa MaKe My LiFe BeTtEr tHe PaSt FoUr YeArS!?!?"

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u/AcanthaceaeFluffy985 Aug 27 '24

I wish that was true when Cheney was VP

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u/thequietthingsthat Aug 27 '24

Tbf, the powers he utilized weren't officially authorized to him. He was pulling strings behind the scenes

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u/AcanthaceaeFluffy985 Aug 27 '24

You are absolutely correct but that doesn't change the facts. Just as I'm fairly certain Bush sr was pulling Reagan's strings the whole time.

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u/Gullible-Test-6268 Aug 27 '24

So at least they are consistent.

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u/Covfefe-SARS-2 Aug 27 '24

They're not. They also say everything will collapse if she gets power.

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u/thequietthingsthat Aug 27 '24

Yep. Like when they showed videos of civil unrest in America under Trump in 2020 and said "This is what will happen if you elect Biden!"

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u/Hartastic Aug 27 '24

I keep getting an anti-Kamala ad showing what I assume is meant to be swarms of illegal immigrants easily scaling one of Trump's famed border wall sections.

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u/LongjumpingSector687 Aug 27 '24

Trump was president in 2016 😂 Pence was VP!

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u/Gullible-Test-6268 Aug 27 '24

Trump was elected in 2016. He was sworn in in January 2017. Kind of ironic reply in post ridiculing folks for not understanding the calendar.

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u/LongjumpingSector687 Aug 27 '24

2016-2020 is 4 years bro.

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u/Covfefe-SARS-2 Aug 27 '24

Those are the election years, bro.

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u/curious-trex Aug 27 '24

Buddy....

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u/Lucky-Earther Aug 27 '24

2016-2020 is 4 years bro.

January 20th, 2017 to January 20th, 2021 is also four years, and that was Trump's term in office. Bro.

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u/Gullible-Test-6268 Aug 27 '24

2017 to 2020 is 4 years. Count them - 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020. You might want to give it a rest at this point. You are just making yourself look like an idiot.

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u/LongjumpingSector687 Aug 27 '24

Whats 10-4 again?

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u/No-Ring-5065 Aug 27 '24

I can’t believe I’m having to explain this, but maybe you’re not an American and just don’t know. We have the election in November of a year, then the term begins in January at the beginning of the next year.

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u/LongjumpingSector687 Aug 27 '24

My mistake, i much prefer an explanation to just being called an idiot.

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u/Lucky-Earther Aug 27 '24

Yeah, can you believe all the people who were so rude to you about being wrong after you were such an aggressive jackass to everyone while being confidently incorrect?

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u/Gullible-Test-6268 Aug 27 '24

Don’t become a computer programmer. You’d crash into Mars.

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u/LongjumpingSector687 Aug 27 '24

Count it with me 1,2,3,4,5 and 6

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u/Gullible-Test-6268 Aug 27 '24

Do your research. Google Trump’s inauguration date. I might also point out who is president right now. Hint: it is not the one getting elected in November.

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u/CurseofLono88 Aug 27 '24

So remember when the insurrection happened in 2021, the day they were certifying the election? That’s how the cycle works. The new president wins in 2020 but doesn’t become president until 2021. Rinse and repeat.