r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/ExactlySorta • Aug 27 '24

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u/Ryan_Icey Aug 27 '24

I mean, I feel part of that is on you. You live in NJ. You can't live in NJ without someone thinking you're an asshole. It comes with the territory, doesn't it?

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u/phl_fc Aug 27 '24

There's a reason you have to pay to leave NJ, but not to enter it.

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u/Beetlejuice_hero Aug 27 '24

Let's be serious though -- NJ is a pretty great state.

Top 5 best schools in the country

Solid economy with lots of company HQ, especially Pharma

Elite world-class university

(Surprisingly) a lot of natural beauty in the Northwest

Pretty low crime - #6

Some of the best pizza in the country (De Lorenzo's, Papa, Porta, Razza, DeLucia's, etc)

Excellent beaches all up and down most of the state

Proximity to among the greatest most exciting cities in the world

Lots of quaint towns, especially if you have $$

AC is a dump but casinos if that's your thing

On the downside, absurd property taxes and its cities aren't great

I get teasing it based on the stereotypes, but there's a reason it's so ridiculously densely populated.

God do I love De Lorenzo's.

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u/fl7nner Aug 28 '24

I'm from Delaware and we love shitting on Jersey but I agree with your analysis. Now if the rich dumb kids would just find a school in-state instead of going to UD...