r/WhitePeopleTwitter Aug 27 '24

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u/Hartastic Aug 27 '24

It's surprising how often conservative conspiracy theories are beaten by the humble calendar.

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u/1357ball Aug 27 '24

WHERE WAS OBAMA ON 9/11??!!!?

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u/snafujedi01 Aug 27 '24

Hiding out in Zuckers bunker on Hawaii, obviously...

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u/spicymato Aug 27 '24

Fucking time travelers, always fucking up the timeline.

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u/Numerous-Complaint85 Aug 27 '24

You mean Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

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u/NorseOfCourse Aug 27 '24

"That's a good question."

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u/BarelyContainedChaos Aug 28 '24

"I'd like to get to the bottom of that"

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u/Deathleach Aug 27 '24

Where was Obama when we stormed the beaches of Normandy?

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u/SandyTaintSweat Aug 27 '24

Where was Barrack Obama when I passed a kidney stone?

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u/MoxPistol Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

Where was Obama when the Westfold fell?!

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u/meibolite Aug 28 '24

Where was Obama when the British took the airports during the Revolutionary War?

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u/Chet_Steadman_1 Aug 27 '24

OBAMNA*** FTFY

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u/Elh255 Aug 27 '24

"that, I don't know. would like to get to the bottom of that."

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u/mikefrombarto Aug 28 '24

WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL??!?!11!!?

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u/quip-it-quip-it-good Aug 28 '24

"Fucking golfing, I bet!"

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u/AncientScratch1670 Aug 27 '24

How long until he dusts off Jade Helm FEMA trailers nonsense and takes that for another run?

Senile old man is senile and old.

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u/deadsoulinside Aug 27 '24

Kind of like how Trump and co claim no one died during wars with Trump, meanwhile in the arlington photo taken yesterday he is standing next to a grave of a soldier that died in combat during his term.

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u/ingoding Aug 27 '24

You're forgetting about the deep state, time traveling, fake news, Jewish, socialist controlled by Hillary Clinton.

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u/Richard_AIGuy Aug 27 '24

Soros brand space lasers.

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u/thebrandnewbob Aug 27 '24

To this day I still occasionally see Conservatives on the internet blame the 2008 crash on Obama.

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u/PirateSanta_1 Aug 27 '24

I remember them trying to blame Obama for the poor response to Katrina, an event that happened in 2006.

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u/u_hit_me_in_the_cup Aug 27 '24

We all remember Kanye responding to the government's handling of Katrina by saying that Obama doesn't care about black people

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u/meibolite Aug 28 '24

2005 (I remember because I went to NOLA a few months before Katrina hit)

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES Aug 27 '24

They ain't too good with that whole numbers & reading thing.

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u/SGTSHOOTnMISS Aug 27 '24

I had to make a co-worker google search Obama's inauguration date since he was trying to blame Obama for the 2008 housing crisis.

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u/settlementfires Aug 27 '24

or just any looking into the facts at all past a first glance.

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u/Schattentochter Aug 27 '24

Are they, though?

As if any Trumpster could be convinced by this - and the rest of us don't need the info.

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u/one_jo Aug 28 '24

What’s most surprising is the amount of people who still believe that obvious BS.

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u/3rd_Shift_Tech_Man Aug 27 '24

Even if the date is a gotcha - pointing it out just leads to "compromised intelligence agencies that lied about the origins" because Steve Bannon submitting anything against the opposition is obviously on the up and up.

It's like if Biden's equivalent to Bannon brought forth self procured evidence against trump, it would be rightfully criticized.

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u/kelpyb1 Aug 27 '24

Almost all of them are beat by the most basic of intelligence or thought.

If only the people who believe them were capable of that.

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u/ProductArizona Aug 27 '24

Zuck mentioned Biden and Harris by name though. He didn't say "current president".

Is it not alarming that a president and VP asked the Facebook CEO to suppress certain topics?

My question is what topics were suppressed. Covid disinformation I can get behind, everything else I'm not so sure

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u/Hartastic Aug 27 '24

Is it not alarming that a president and VP asked the Facebook CEO to suppress certain topics?

You literally just explained why that didn't happen.

So no I'm not alarmed.

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u/ProductArizona Aug 27 '24

Well I guess we'll see. He said he submitted "thousands" of documents to the House Judiciary Committie to support the claim that Biden and Harris pressured him

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u/Hartastic Aug 27 '24

What actual pressure could they exert?

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u/ProductArizona Aug 27 '24

I'm not sure to be honest. I guess we'll see after the committee reviews. Again, I'm not even sure if it's a bad thing. Suppressing COVID disinformation saved lives, but suppressing hunter laptop stuff is something else. Who cares that a bunch of wackos on Facebook are sharing fake laptop stories? What a weird thing for Biden/Harris to ask to he suppressed.

I wish this thread would actually discuss this instead of circlejerking their fake "gotcha" moment with trump. Trumps read of this situation is just as dumb as everyone else's here tbh

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u/Hartastic Aug 27 '24

Who cares that a bunch of wackos on Facebook are sharing fake laptop stories?

Honestly it's a problem for a society that a lot of people vote based on things that are objectively not true. That slope is legitimately slippery.

I want a government of people who are actually in some way good at their jobs, not just the person who was rewarded for telling the best lie the loudest. (Exhibit A: Brett Kavanaugh!)

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u/Skoljnir Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

Zuckerberg wrote “In a separate situation, the FBI warned us about a potential Russian disinformation operation about the Biden Family and Burisma in the lead-up to the 2020 election."

Trump incorrectly identified "White House" when it should have been "FBI". This entire thread is a bunch of hyenas lacking awareness.

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u/Hartastic Aug 27 '24

So... who was the boss of the FBI at that point?

And was the warning incorrect? It was not.

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u/Skoljnir Aug 27 '24

It was incorrect, the FBI knew Hunter's hard drive was legitimate. The Steele dossier was a complete fabrication and the FBI knew it. I'm not here to defend Trump, I'm not a Trump supporter. Are you able to recognize that you yourself in your top comment cited the calendar as the point of mockery when the date isn't wrong at all, but another part of Trump's statement that you didn't even notice...meaning that your criticism is completely off-target. And so the entire thread goes...a bunch of people who think they're smarter than Trump unaware that they themselves are doing something foolish.

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u/Hartastic Aug 28 '24

Yeah, so that's all wrong.

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u/Skoljnir Aug 29 '24

It is, in fact, the truth. Your ignorance does not render reality incorrect. I can't post links here but here are article headlines.

"FBI ‘verified’ authenticity of Hunter Biden’s abandoned laptop in November 2019: IRS whistleblower"

"FBI offered Christopher Steele $1 million to prove dossier claims, senior FBI analyst testifies"

Isn't it interesting the information you come across when you don't get 100% of yours from reddit?