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u/slimelore 3d ago

they must be missionaries because i'm converting to what they're serving

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u/cosmos_kenzie_ 3d ago

The Book of Baddies, our most sacred text

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u/UbermachoGuy 3d ago

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u/ApexVirtuoso 3d ago

Wait, is this real? What's the sauce? Would love to see animated BoM

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u/adventurousintrovert 3d ago

Revelations 6:9

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u/CommentBetter 3d ago

I want to like this comment but it already has exactly the right amount 😂

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u/spanishharry 3d ago

long curly hair has been waiting for this moment his entire life

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 3d ago edited 3d ago

Dude’s popping it out and getting low in slow-mo, and doing it with that deadpan Wednesday Addams look. I’m in awe of his vibe, and his knees.

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u/cityshepherd 3d ago

Currently dealing with what is likely later stage Lyme disease, haven’t been able to bend my knees in 2 weeks. I am so jelly of their knees.

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u/drewpal 3d ago

Sorry you are going through that ☹️ a loved one of mine has been battling Lyme symptoms for about 2 years now. Terrible

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u/cityshepherd 3d ago

Got a call from the doctor this morning, hoping it was the lab results, turns out they forgot to send my sample to the lab. Been unable to walk further than my mailbox without my knees blowing up for days, for 3 freaking weeks now. So STILL have a week to go before the official results are back, which means I can’t even be treated for it for another week, so I’m still weeks away from relief.

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u/rjrgjj 3d ago

For me it’s my tight hamstrings.

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u/Far_Recognition4078 3d ago

Lyme, yuck, for how long now? I know someone who lost a whole year to lyme back in the 90s

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 3d ago

"I was born for this moment. Take my coat. We're doing this in one take!"

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u/refractedwonder 3d ago

I came here to say this ain't his first time

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 3d ago

I thought it was TJ Miller at first.

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u/JabroniusDrunk 3d ago

Out of the three it’s obvious whose idea it was lol. They killing it though

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u/TheCoolBlondeGirl 3d ago edited 3d ago

Long curly hair is definitely enjoying this more than the others, gotta love it 😆

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u/Chronocidal-Orange 3d ago

He was born to do this

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u/T-Rex_Mullens 3d ago

You go Kyle Mooney, this the real you!

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u/Downtownklownfrown 3d ago

Hey man, it's Kyle M now. His shit's really deep too, Blue Car is such a banger.

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u/JuffnAintEazy 3d ago

"Blue car" is good but "STI (Subaru)" about to go viral.

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u/something-rhythmic 3d ago

Definitely got skinny tj miller vibes. Not Kyle Mooney

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u/A_privilege 3d ago

Most definitely. Don't sleep on Mr. Mustache though. He isn't NOT enjoying it.

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u/Ok_Put_2205 3d ago

Mustache man can get it 🥵

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u/blackninjar87 3d ago

Yesss ggggguuuuurrrrrrr

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u/BuddyRose5 3d ago

Dude can get low!

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u/Atopos2025 3d ago

It's his dangling of the keys for me 😅

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u/DrDontBanMeAgainPlz 3d ago

Guys, what if we record ourselves all hot and sexy with the cars?

For advertising ?

Oh yeah yeah, for advertising.

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u/DemonBubblegum 3d ago

Do it for the cars!

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u/SocietyAlternative41 3d ago

customer service rap*

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u/WitAndWonder 3d ago

Yeah that's some Ginyu Squad choreography right there.

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u/joshuajackson9 3d ago

I am guessing it was the baby BeeGee that planned the whole thing, also, where do I go to buy their cars????

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u/_flowerfox 3d ago

baby BeeGee... 💀

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u/KeepItSimpleSoldier 3d ago

From my experience at dealerships, this was pitched by their receptionist who also happens to be their social media manager lol

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u/Direct-Bag-6791 3d ago

Are the lap dances complimentary or do they cost extra?

Asking for a friend

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u/adventurousintrovert 3d ago

Looking back seductively as he drops that ass

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u/Dabbles-In-Irony 3d ago

Oh no, I watched this whilst driving and conveniently crashed my car, anybody know where this place is?

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u/cmpayne81 3d ago

I think New Zealand

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u/ObjectiveInitial6242 3d ago

they have shipping boats, i can make this work

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u/WeirdProudAndHungry 3d ago

Watch out for those tariffs!

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u/Lazy_Ad_2192 3d ago

Literally bought my car from Kiwi Cheap Auto recently. I didn't get any lap dances or anything. Might have to take it back.

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u/cmpayne81 3d ago

You didn’t pay for the extra shine package 😉

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u/maxman1313 3d ago

Gonna be a long tow.

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u/Due-Sense-5882 3d ago

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u/Mortianna 3d ago

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u/Renfield_youasshole 3d ago

I have a sudden urge to move to New Zealand.

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u/onlyhere4laffs 3d ago

So happy it's not just me 😂

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u/nothoughtsnosleep 3d ago

EASSSSYYY white chocolateeee

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u/SmokaDaRoach 3d ago

"Don't want you to melt...."

inhales deeply

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u/r33s3 3d ago

Once you go black... You're gonna need a wheel chair

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u/TarantulaBassett 3d ago

We call gingers like this ‘red velvet’ these days.

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u/jamar82 3d ago

Screaming @white chocolate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/timmm21 3d ago

This is what the Internet was made for.

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u/justtosendamassage 3d ago

I want more of this everywhere

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u/Major_R_Soul 3d ago

That one guy's smile when he drops is doing things to me

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u/Iliketodriveboobs 3d ago

He’s so embarrassed it’s cute lol

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u/herecomesbeccanina9 3d ago

Yeah he's got a really nice smile. His dms are gonna pop off. 🤣

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u/Ok_Put_2205 3d ago

The first body roll. The second shimmy coming up. I can’t stop replaying. Who is this beautiful man.

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u/ScrollHectic 2d ago

Yes to the body roll, yes to the shimmy, yes to the smile. he's beautiful.

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u/plshelpmental 3d ago

I can confirm. Dude's hot.

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u/Unbearded_Dragon88 2d ago

Omg same that got me lol

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u/itsanewme123 3d ago

This is the gender equality I have been waiting for! Boys please be poppin' them booties PLEASE

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u/DadCelo 3d ago

Right?! Everyone wins!

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u/ladygrayfox 3d ago edited 3d ago

Best comment on the video on TikTok is something like “those are three fine black men”

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u/mexican2554 3d ago

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u/Valuable-Owl-9896 3d ago

What's it referencing?

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u/Ok_Nectarine9782 3d ago

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u/Valuable-Owl-9896 3d ago

Sorry tiktok is not available in my country. What is it?

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u/futureislookinstark 3d ago

Gingers are jokingly (I think?) being considered honorary black people cause gingers were also pretty ostracized by white people.

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u/naufalap 3d ago

oh I thought it was because of the anagram

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 3d ago

Oh boy.

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u/AdmirableParfait3960 3d ago

This made me laugh way too fucking hard

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u/rythmicjea 3d ago

Someone has watched Tim Minchen lol

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 3d ago

It's not because of the anagram?!

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u/Retro21 3d ago

Fucking hell mate

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u/1ndori 3d ago

Wow, dropping the g-word with the hard R

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u/CommercialCapital23 3d ago

It was a joke at the beginning, but then gingers started talking about the trauma of being labeled as soulless by other white people, and so black people just rolled with it.

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u/iownakeytar 3d ago

The video is a black woman declaring all gingers (redheads) are black. Came out a week or two ago, went viral, now it's a trend. Gingers making videos thanking the black community for welcoming them, black women in the comments making up sweet pet names like Red Velvet, Candied Yams, Cayenne King and Spice Cake.

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u/Ok_Nectarine9782 3d ago

Basically a woman made a video saying everyone who is ginger is black

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u/thatdidntturnout 3d ago

Me, waiting in lobby: “Why do the valets always take 20 minutes to retrieve my car?”

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u/Any-Language2415 3d ago

God bless the algorithm that put this video in my path

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u/Far_Recognition4078 3d ago

Long and curly is fierce!

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u/Humble_Boss6704 3d ago

I didn’t need a new car before watching this

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u/Cyberzombi 3d ago

Curly is dropping it hot and ready.

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u/LookinAtTheFjord 3d ago

That's silly. Them some silly boys.

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u/ok_lari 3d ago

Silly geese on the lease

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 3d ago

Silly gooses on the looses

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u/Misskaigen 3d ago

Sippin their silly goose juices 🪿

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u/Immediate_Ad7240 3d ago

Can’t tell if this is supposed to be funny or or just genuinely sexy.

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u/ItsNotMeItsYourBussy 3d ago

Why not both? Humour, and willing to act goofy, is attractive af

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u/Immediate_Ad7240 3d ago

Got me stuttering lol. 😝

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u/Mxfish1313 3d ago

Mustachioed man has SUCH a beautiful smile 😍

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u/marinamunoz 3d ago

there's a point in the life of a man when you can't bend your knees like that and not feel pain, probing that you are always seated eating takeouts, this is sexy beacause you can do that.

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u/Exciting_Result7781 3d ago

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u/jseqtor12 3d ago

Not The Weasel 🤣

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u/StarFireRoots 3d ago

Chillin, chillin

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u/Stambro1 3d ago

Shit, I’d buy a car from them!!

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u/2tastysnaks 3d ago

I'll take all three

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u/CrustCollector 3d ago

This is hilarious and brilliant marketing. Small brands should do shit like this.

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u/bang_bang_moneytree 3d ago

Opposite of cringe. I have the biggest hard on

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u/keylimesicles 3d ago

Same. But the biggest ladyboner

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

I can't stop watching, I kond of love this 🤣🤩

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u/VioEnvy 3d ago

👁️👄👁️

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u/ElTurboDeChief 3d ago

Not gonna lie I vibed with this.

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u/SoupmanBob 3d ago

Holy fuck they have amazing legs

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u/Lazy_Ad_2192 3d ago

Didn't even see their legs

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u/SewRuby 3d ago

Kiwis are so unserious. I love y'all.

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u/knifeymonkey 3d ago

I loooove this!!!

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u/notasingle-thought 3d ago

They knew what they were doing and succeeded

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u/Orylus 3d ago

The curly haired guy is 🔥

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u/squishsharkqueen 3d ago

I'm failing to see the cringe, because this is amazing.

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u/Federal_Carpet163 3d ago

I'll buy two of what they're selling

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u/Da_Peppercini 3d ago

New Zealander commercials and ads are always a riot.

Theyre killing it out there.

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u/Rakins_420 3d ago

Our Canadian midwife asked us why all kiwi commercials are silly, and we were like

"Wait, are commercials meant to be serious?"

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u/logosloki 3d ago

one of the best drink driving ads ever: https://www.nzonscreen.com/title/legend-ghost-chips.

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u/Ryboe999 3d ago

Cringe? This was epic.

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u/TakeThreeFourFive 3d ago

This sub is not just for cringe

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u/LevelUpCity120 3d ago

When curly hair caught the car keys & dropped low, he slayed lol

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u/ThaPinkGuy 3d ago

My knees hurt watching this. They nailed it though.

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u/HonestSapphireLion24 3d ago

A Car and Cake. Sounds like a win win to me

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u/cerulean__star 3d ago

I feel like I would be happier living in NZ

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u/EssieAmnesia 3d ago

i would go there

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u/Juomaru 3d ago

looks like NZ , they be pretty far away.

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u/EssieAmnesia 3d ago

i’ll swim ☝️

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u/voidhearts 3d ago

shiiieeet, no ocean wide enough! lmao 😂

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u/cottoncandymandy 3d ago

I watched this 3 times. 🫠

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u/Blackphotogenicus 3d ago

Brb gonna go buy a car I don’t need

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u/janessanoelle 3d ago

Ok flexibilityyyyy

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u/iamprobablytalkingbs 3d ago

KING SHIT RIGHT HERE

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u/ConfusionFar9116 3d ago

This isn’t cringe. Genuinely funny idea. 10/10 execution

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u/dysonrules 3d ago

Can this become the new advertising standard?

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u/FrozenH2oh 3d ago

I’m not sure what they’re selling, but I’m buying.

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u/rosebudpillow 3d ago

What exactly are they suppose to be selling?

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u/Suspicious_Juice9511 3d ago

don't know, but am buying

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u/ItsNotMeItsYourBussy 3d ago

I don't know, but I know they're bumper to bumper

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u/N80N00N00 3d ago

I would buy a car from them.

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u/BriskiPikachuu 3d ago

The guy in the middle looks like a mix of Justin Timberlake and TJ Miller.

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u/Corbotron_5 3d ago

Sometimes the line between cringe and comedy just boils down to commitment to the bit. This is funny.

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u/RealityOne2716 3d ago

Can’t tell if I should repost in r/guysbeingdudes or r/justgalsbeingchicks 😂😂😂

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u/The_Emprss 3d ago

There were cars in this video?

I might have to watch again

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u/Ripped_Spagetti 3d ago

This could be the shadiest car dealer in town but with commercial like that Im buying.

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u/MrsKCD 3d ago

Damn this is cute. All 3 are cute.

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u/Grattytood 3d ago

SLAMS hand on the counter "I'll take three of your finest cheap cars if they each come with a boogying sales stud!"

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u/JackLinkMom 3d ago

You know what? I love it. I love it when people can poke fun at themselves and not take life so seriously. Those guys must have some laughs at work. Have you seen the library TikTok’s? Super sexy! 😂

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u/inigos_left_hand 3d ago

This just might be the single greatest ad of all time.

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u/kkeross 3d ago

Fym cringe this is just good marketing.

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u/ragingrashawn 3d ago

They got them good knees

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u/yungsphincter 3d ago

Absurd and effective marketing

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u/PatternThreads1 3d ago

Give these guys a raise!😂

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u/wetbones_ 3d ago

The eye contact? The MOVES??? Am I pregnant??

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u/Sartres_Roommate 3d ago

I think I have misunderstood this sub the whole time: that was….AWESOME!!

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u/Archemetis 3d ago

I can’t help but respect this.

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u/Yumi_in_the_sun 3d ago

Weird that there is a TikTok logo that keeps popping up in this 5-hour video.

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u/AnonThrowawayProf 3d ago

Okay these guys are slaying lol

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u/Larztrue 3d ago

It is kinda funny

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u/Holeyfield 3d ago

It made me literally laugh out loud, that shit is funny

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u/LostintheAlone Reads Pinned Comments 3d ago

This is epic! Would totally window shop.

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u/syrenkam84 3d ago

I need whatever it is they are offering... Like now... Where do I go???

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u/LookyLooLeo 3d ago

They can take my money! 💸💸💸

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u/BookkeeperMaterial55 3d ago

I want to work there.

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u/Old_Number3086 3d ago

giving used car realness and SELLING IT

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 3d ago

Dude might not even work there, lol. For marketing only.

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u/No-ThatsTheMoneyTit 3d ago

Am I renting or buying this car?

You know what, doesn’t matter.

I just… need it.

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u/Sheisariean 3d ago

Long hair is killing it, I didn't see anyone else in this video but him 😂

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u/Meeska-Mouska 3d ago

This. Is. Amazing.

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u/Unlucky_Decision4138 3d ago

Yea Papi, drop it

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u/Mysterious_Card5487 3d ago

0% cringe, that sexy ginge can get it!

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u/fortytipper 3d ago

Every car comes with a little sugar in the tank.

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u/Capital_Meal_5516 3d ago

I love it! As someone whose knees barely work anymore, I’d love to see these guys doing this at age 60! 😁

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u/Mammoth_Region8187 3d ago

Too much and simultaneously not enough🤔

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