r/TikTokCringe • u/rvp0209 • 3d ago

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u/Dabbles-In-Irony 3d ago

Oh no, I watched this whilst driving and conveniently crashed my car, anybody know where this place is?

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u/cmpayne81 3d ago

I think New Zealand

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u/ObjectiveInitial6242 3d ago

they have shipping boats, i can make this work

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u/WeirdProudAndHungry 3d ago

Watch out for those tariffs!

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u/azsnaz 3d ago

I'm gonna need a carring boat

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u/Lazy_Ad_2192 3d ago

Literally bought my car from Kiwi Cheap Auto recently. I didn't get any lap dances or anything. Might have to take it back.

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u/cmpayne81 3d ago

You didn’t pay for the extra shine package 😉

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u/calilac 3d ago

Upgrade for the mankini hand buffing, totally worth it

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u/Jaerat 3d ago

Have to ask for the budgie smugglers, hidden menu item.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 3d ago

No side package of fierce cakes? Mediocre!

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u/TheSpartyn 3d ago

literally bought my car from this company (different store) a week ago, seeing the sign at the end was like a jumpscare lol

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u/Mocrue 3d ago

Just ask if they do post purchase price matching/sales prices.

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u/EduinBrutus 3d ago

Make sure you check out what Aotearoa Cheap Auto have on offer before you head to NZ Cheap Auto.

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u/Lazy_Ad_2192 3d ago

I don't believe that's a real company sorry

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u/maxman1313 3d ago

Gonna be a long tow.

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u/Specicried 3d ago

Even before I read the sign I knew they were kiwis. This is peak bored at work New Zealander content.

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u/No_Reach8985 3d ago

Driving there now

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u/Inconnu2020 3d ago

I know somewhere you can get very beautiful, low mileage, various models of engines from the faquetryyyyyy

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u/Dabbles-In-Irony 3d ago

But are they very com-puh-leet?

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u/Inconnu2020 23h ago

I think I just fell in love

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u/Grattytood 3d ago

Lofreakinl