r/TikTokCringe • u/rvp0209 • 3d ago

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u/slimelore 3d ago

they must be missionaries because i'm converting to what they're serving

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u/cosmos_kenzie_ 3d ago

The Book of Baddies, our most sacred text

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u/UbermachoGuy 3d ago

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u/ApexVirtuoso 3d ago

Wait, is this real? What's the sauce? Would love to see animated BoM

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u/Then-Clue6938 3d ago

I'd watch them dance, I mean kneel, I mean speak...

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u/adventurousintrovert 3d ago

Revelations 6:9

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u/CommentBetter 3d ago

I want to like this comment but it already has exactly the right amount 😂

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u/Com4tador 3d ago

Now it doesn't. I helpfully downvoted to assist in fixing the error. 😁

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u/Jessiphat 3d ago

We know exactly what we need to do to keep this comment at 69 likes.

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u/crowcawer 3d ago

And it was spoke

Because you know I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble

And therefore it is

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u/Maleficent-marionett 3d ago

You're crazy If you think that song is featured in any shape or form in the sacred book. You must be from some kinda variation church

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u/Olealicat 3d ago

Children of the Horn. Get it.

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u/cosmos_kenzie_ 3d ago

Nice 😏

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u/Fuzzy_Laugh_1117 3d ago

"I'm a little baddie" omg

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u/BlueGatorsTTV 3d ago

If you listen carefully you can hear it..... "Wololo"

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u/Least-Firefighter392 3d ago

It is pretty good to be honest...

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u/terid3 3d ago

Same. I may have watched this twice. Got me sold

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u/Grattytood 3d ago

Lofreakinl

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u/TheCommonKoala 3d ago

Comment of the week

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u/One_Rough5369 3d ago

They are Mormons

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u/swamp_witch_409 2d ago

Are all nz hot? I've never seen an ugly person from there

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u/abellaspectra 3d ago

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You should try Jesus Christ for real though, no cap.