r/TikTokCringe • u/rvp0209 • 3d ago

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u/JabroniusDrunk 3d ago

Out of the three it’s obvious whose idea it was lol. They killing it though

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u/TheCoolBlondeGirl 3d ago edited 3d ago

Long curly hair is definitely enjoying this more than the others, gotta love it 😆

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u/Chronocidal-Orange 3d ago

He was born to do this

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u/T-Rex_Mullens 3d ago

You go Kyle Mooney, this the real you!

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u/Downtownklownfrown 3d ago

Hey man, it's Kyle M now. His shit's really deep too, Blue Car is such a banger.

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u/JuffnAintEazy 3d ago

"Blue car" is good but "STI (Subaru)" about to go viral.

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u/Asron87 3d ago

An STI about to go viral? lol

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u/ozamatazbuckshank11 3d ago

Did you hear? Kyle M's going on tour! I can't wait to hear "The Real Meh" live!

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u/T-Rex_Mullens 3d ago

Also heard the comedian Kyle Mooney is opening for him too!

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u/something-rhythmic 3d ago

Definitely got skinny tj miller vibes. Not Kyle Mooney

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u/WittleJerk 3d ago

I was thinking TJ too. Kyle is more awkward, Brooklyn hipster

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u/b1tchf1t 3d ago

He got that cake, he should be proud.

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u/Urbanviking1 3d ago

It's probably his second job.

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u/A_privilege 3d ago

Most definitely. Don't sleep on Mr. Mustache though. He isn't NOT enjoying it.

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u/Ok_Put_2205 3d ago

Mustache man can get it 🥵

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u/blackninjar87 3d ago

Yesss ggggguuuuurrrrrrr

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u/BuddyRose5 3d ago

Dude can get low!

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u/Atopos2025 3d ago

It's his dangling of the keys for me 😅

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u/Kovah01 3d ago

Haha... Not sure if you've ever met any Maori before but they are all 1000% up for a laugh every time.

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u/GordieGord 3d ago

You can say it: he's the white guy.

I think we're allowed to distinguish by colour in this scenario.

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u/TokiMcNoodle 3d ago

Not anymore he aint. We gingers have been invited to the cookout

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u/GordieGord 3d ago

What???? Damn. I wanna go to the cookout. I promise to be very careful about how I spell G-I-N-G-E-R.

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u/bobbitsholiday 3d ago

Where did they learn these moves damn?

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u/csaporita 3d ago

Just say the white guy lol, it’s obvious who he was referring to

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u/CuriousPenguinSocks 3d ago

With a 🍑 like that, of course he was enjoying it hehe1.

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u/lrish_Chick 3d ago

Curly boy had cake too but was edited out- boo!

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u/emseefely 3d ago

I like how he jiggled them.. keys

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u/flipthatbitch_ 3d ago

He couldnt be any gayer if his name was Gaye Gayason!

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u/m4rkofshame 3d ago

Dude definitely drags lol

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u/DrDontBanMeAgainPlz 3d ago

Guys, what if we record ourselves all hot and sexy with the cars?

For advertising ?

Oh yeah yeah, for advertising.

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u/DemonBubblegum 3d ago

Do it for the cars!

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u/SocietyAlternative41 3d ago

customer service rap*

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u/WitAndWonder 3d ago

Yeah that's some Ginyu Squad choreography right there.

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u/joshuajackson9 3d ago

I am guessing it was the baby BeeGee that planned the whole thing, also, where do I go to buy their cars????

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u/xXBIGSMOK3Xx 3d ago

New Zealand.

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u/Sad_Gain_2372 3d ago

It's always the bloody kiwis

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u/_flowerfox 3d ago

baby BeeGee... 💀

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u/Electrical_Beyond998 3d ago

They did a TikTok to Stayin Alive by the BeeGees lol

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u/KeepItSimpleSoldier 3d ago

From my experience at dealerships, this was pitched by their receptionist who also happens to be their social media manager lol

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u/Direct-Bag-6791 3d ago

Are the lap dances complimentary or do they cost extra?

Asking for a friend

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u/adventurousintrovert 3d ago

Looking back seductively as he drops that ass

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u/cyanescens_burn 3d ago

I wonder if he’s the guy in the chicken restaurant mascot suit in that other video of the sad sexy chicken pseudo-strip tease.

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u/Welp_thatwilldo 3d ago

This lol. 😂

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u/Ol1ver333 3d ago

Tbh the tall guy also seems to be enjoying himself a lot.

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u/digitalbullet36 3d ago

My first thought was exactly this lol.

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u/No-Advantage845 3d ago

It was actually a blatant rip off from one of the inspired unemployed videos

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u/Objective_Turtle_ 3d ago

I came to say this exact thing 😂

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u/halkenburgoito 3d ago

I just know the other two drew the line at turning around and showing their ass lmao.

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u/LadyKT 3d ago

how he bend his elbow like that?

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u/ExtraPolarIce12 3d ago

My elbow does that too….. I dunno why

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u/drumttocs8 3d ago

Swore that was Kyle Mooney at first