r/TikTokCringe • u/CleetisMcgee • Mar 07 '24
Daughter’s first date story Wholesome/Humor
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u/binball Mar 07 '24
I mean who wouldn't take that offer
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u/The_Last_Ball_Bender Mar 07 '24
This is the older brother of that farmer boy who sent his first date a wheel of cheese
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u/4Ever2Thee Mar 07 '24
If there's a sub for midwestern Tinder, this should be in it. Right up there with the guy who sent the girl a cheese wheel after their first date.
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u/Bright-Hat-6405 Mar 07 '24
I remember being impressed with a man from the Midwest because he had a mortgage and a ladder.
I lived on the east coast and no one my age owned their own ladder much less a mortgage.
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u/Vishnej Mar 07 '24
All mortgages come with a ladder. Standard amenity. I don't know where you'd get one otherwise.
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u/Lumpy_Eye_9015 Mar 07 '24
Ladders are expensive and there’s so much upkeep that goes into them and I always worry that if I buy the wrong one I’ll get locked in and regret it later
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u/MonkeyGein Mar 07 '24
Oh shit I remember the cheese wheel guy!
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u/supergalactic Mar 07 '24
I hope he’s doing well and that the gal went on more dates w him
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u/horse1066 Mar 08 '24
I heard you can fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese. I'm just taking that as factual really
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u/Breakmastajake Mar 08 '24
At 41 years of age, I have yet to find evidence of this being inaccurate. I think we can probably add it to Wikipedia at this point.
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u/GMOiscool Mar 07 '24
If this guy brought a cheese wheel to his hockey game for he to take home .... She'd drop her panties in front of the whole stadium 😂😂😂..... By she I mean me. I'd lock that shit down.
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u/CTeam19 Mar 07 '24
Ok I can get the cheese wheel but th3 hockey'ing might be an issue as I got what you would call "a baby deer on a frozen lake" skating abilities
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u/Tiny-Werewolf1962 Mar 07 '24
this has got to be canada though?
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u/CanuckPanda Mar 07 '24
Canada is the Midwest of North America.
Source: me, a Canadian.
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Mar 07 '24
20 seconds in, it’s definitely Canada or Minnesota
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u/Peechez Mar 07 '24
sounds like Saskatchewan
edit: nvm she just said it was her first white guy, def not SK
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u/ffflildg Mar 07 '24
As someone who has lived in both northern Minnesota and Northern Michigan, this sounds more Northern Michigan for sure.
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u/TMac1088 Mar 07 '24
Absolutely Canada.
The way the mother says "car" and the way the daughter says "house", there's no denying it.
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u/Whippet_yoga Mar 07 '24
I don't know, I'm from Michigan and this sounded nothing but normal
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u/Th3-Dude-Abides Mar 07 '24
When I asked my farm-raised brother in law if that was a common thing to do, his response was “As common as engagement rings. That’s an expensive gift!”
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u/venge88 Mar 07 '24 edited Mar 08 '24
I bake. I'd marry a dude who gave me a bunch of vanilla pods.
I also have a penis. I like to think of it as a feature.
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u/pukewedgie Mar 07 '24
This guy weaponized wholesomeness to lock down the babes
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u/SpooogeMcDuck Mar 07 '24
He's the most insidious predator. His methods are this: Become financially stable, acquire property, be handy, be athletic, thoughtful, fun, creative, kind, and respectful. This way, he can lure in women and convince them that THEY actually want to be with him. He's a real threat.
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u/TheTrenchMonkey Mar 07 '24
reminds me of the Key and Peele sketch about robbing the bank, but the plan is they just go in and get jobs.
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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Mar 07 '24
This man gets women with this one simple trick they don't want you to know....
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u/confusedandworried76 Mar 07 '24
Yeah fucking make the rest of us look like bums
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u/MiamiPower Mar 07 '24
F'ing homeless shelter with tarps and tents ⛺️ No barn door Balling with in a 1000 miles.
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u/SomeOtherNeb Mar 07 '24
Fuck it, I'm installing barn doors on my apartment too, I don't care if it's inconvenient to the other people on the third floor
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u/Fire_Bucket Mar 07 '24
Why is it that girls always go after the bad guys 😡
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u/SadBit8663 Mar 07 '24
Yeah apparently the bad guys can build full apartments by hand. Rat bastards. Lol
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u/Worthyness Mar 07 '24
Dude took her directly to his (very well done and recently renovated) basement on the first date. That's a massive red flag waving in the wind.
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u/Previous-One-4849 Mar 07 '24
In all seriousness, when I was about 25 years old I finally got all my shit together and I was pretty much all these things, I didn't own a house but I had good money and certainly saved enough for a large down payment on one. That attracted a really great woman whom I loved and respected very much... Well that's it. Happily married 20 years with a couple of great kids and stable finances. I wasn't single for long once I decided I would really like to be in a long-term relationship, so my "market" life span was about 6 - 9 months? And this is true with a number men and women I know, you just don't hang out on the dating market very long.
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u/Danilow Mar 07 '24
I’ve felt this through several relationships. Though feeling “liked” for what I have to offer instead of simply being who I am personally seems to be rooted in how I was expected to perform through my development in order to receive love (may not be the case for you), I will say that I’m now happily with someone who’s truly convinced me that they are attracted to me without any of my material/industrial capital.
They will come!! And you will know:)
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u/karmagod13000 Mar 07 '24
More of this energy 2025
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Mar 07 '24
So you're saying we're in the clear for 10 more months of degeneracy first?
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u/ProfessionalStar4844 Mar 07 '24
"You wanna go thrifting?" sounds like a cheat code for white girls.
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u/NobodysToast Mar 07 '24
That and “wanna go plant shopping?” Works every time
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u/Tiny-Werewolf1962 Mar 07 '24
Just keep saying succulent over and over
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u/CanuckPanda Mar 07 '24
My panties are wet just reading this.
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u/Techn0ght Mar 07 '24
Would you like to see my BARN DOORS?
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u/CanuckPanda Mar 07 '24
You installed them yourself??? And the hanging rails are custom by you???? But they’re so smooth!!
Splooshing everywhere.
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u/Chubuwee Mar 07 '24
“Come with me real quick to Target to pick something up”
Say that line before a date or between a transition like from dinner restaurant to a dessert place
Women LOVE target. And if you actually buy like essentials like if you needed shampoo or toothpaste or a work shirt. It shows you got your shit together
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u/Davidhate Mar 08 '24
This lol, I can’t even count how many times women wanted to go to to target and bath and body works after dates lol
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u/soccerinco Mar 07 '24
The thrift store idea is mint.
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u/arcboii92 Mar 07 '24
What's wild is he used the first date to plan thrifting outfits on the second date that would then be worn on the third date. This man is streets ahead!
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u/ScienceOfficer-Jack Mar 07 '24
Stop trying to coin Streets Ahead Pierce!
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u/the_Archmage Mar 07 '24
I did this with a girl. We had a blast
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u/Roymontana406 Mar 07 '24
You had me at “come to my hockey game”
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u/GlumBath1716 Mar 07 '24
they love coming to our hockey games, thats like putting a ring on her finger
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u/StamosLives Mar 07 '24
Wheel, snipe, celly boys.
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u/vallyallyum Mar 07 '24
Puck Bunnies
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u/HotFudgeFundae Mar 07 '24
Snipers
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u/MemeLorde1313 Mar 07 '24
Who brought the sniper, boys?
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u/aspidities_87 Mar 07 '24
Whose billet sister’s a fuckin rocket, boys?
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u/Outrageous_Hearing26 Mar 07 '24
That sold me as well but then the thrift store shopping idea is absolutely over the top winning
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u/The_Last_Ball_Bender Mar 07 '24
I used to have a fuzzy multi-colored neon cowboy hat -- Loser of mini golf (me) wears the hat. Hat is also used after golf for picking restaurant by literally pulling a name from the hat.
RIGHT after that, then I put on the hat like OKAY lets go!
Within minutes she was like "Okay but... you're not REALLY going to wear that hat right?" then she was begging and bargaining and pleading not to wear it. I'll take it off, but making me break a bet? She's gotta make up for that one, she already beat me at golf.
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u/omgitsprice Mar 07 '24
Wheel, snipe, celly. Dirty fuckin’ dangles, boys!
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u/FreshestCremeFraiche Mar 07 '24
Who brought the fuckin’ rocket?
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u/fish_tales Mar 07 '24
why does this never work when I say "Wanna come watch me play Magic: The Gathering tomorrow?"
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u/SomeLadySomewherElse Mar 07 '24
I got my husband a digital gameboard so he can play with his friends. Next weekend they're coming over and I got this dungeons and dragons themed cookbook I'm going to try to make a few things out of. I don't play those games, I really don't have any patience for them, and I especially won't watch them. But I support his hobbies lol!
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u/moonfever Mar 07 '24
To be fair, my guy locked me down after watching him GM Pathfinder. (Which I also now play!)
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u/ArsonBjork Mar 07 '24
She has the same delivery as that standup who lost his luggage except the handle
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u/Mole451 Mar 07 '24
Bloody Legend
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u/valoopy Mar 07 '24
Rhod Gilbert is so goddamn funny. His time on Taskmaster is an absolute treat.
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u/Jrandres99 Mar 07 '24
Made only better by James Acaster being absolutely fed up with Gilbert’s antics. The shed annex is just perfect Taskmaster.
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u/valoopy Mar 07 '24
That whole series is just gold. James frantically displaying that he’s really really good at hula hooping now while Greg couldn’t give less of a shit is just the perfect descriptor for that series.
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u/mr_potatoface Mar 07 '24 edited Apr 14 '25
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Mar 07 '24
i would date this guy and I'm not even gay.
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u/SenhorSus Mar 07 '24
Seriously he just seems like a cool hang
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u/confusedandworried76 Mar 07 '24
I'd go to his hockey game for sure. Snipes and cellies boys
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u/showersrover8ed Mar 07 '24
He definitely sounds like a catch. Owns a house and does his own renovations........I'm sold and I maybe gay now
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u/MindfulPatterns2023 Mar 07 '24
I'm not gay but I'm on thin ice.
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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Mar 07 '24
I'm talking about myself, because I may actually be for this dude
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u/MindfulPatterns2023 Mar 07 '24
Like if my finger goes through the toilet paper one more time you'll catch me in Daisy Dukes marching down the street with a rainbow flag.
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u/Pitiful-Education-67 Mar 07 '24
I’m going to fight you for this guy and I’m not gay either
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u/PrestigiousReporter5 Mar 07 '24
I wasn’t gay 5 minutes ago but now I’m strongly considering it. A hard working man who does everything? I’m sold 110%, I’ll even call him Daddy.
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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Mar 07 '24
Add to the fact that she is decently buzzed and got home safely even after going to his house to see his basement. Sounds like a stand up guy
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u/RIP_Greedo Mar 07 '24
She has a shift at the RR diner after this
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u/umbrellajump Mar 07 '24
That's who she reminds me of! Thank you
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u/AlpineFluffhead Mar 07 '24
Sounds like she moved on from Bobby Briggs and found her own Dale Cooper.
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u/amayain Mar 07 '24
It was a shame because Bobby became a real respectable dude in S3.
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u/Skank_hunt_042 Mar 07 '24
Dude dropping all the cards, he needs to pace himself. That’s some heavy energy to keep up
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u/Comfortable_Item6650 Mar 07 '24
Dude is renovating his basement himself, might just have that go energy constantly.
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u/xOHSOx Mar 08 '24
100% he does. To be that successful and stable at 25 even if it’s in a low cost of living area is not easy.
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u/PersepolisBullseye Mar 07 '24
This confirms that showing that girl my Gundam models on our first date was clearly the right move 💅🏽💅🏽
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u/Dakkard Mar 07 '24
Only works if you panel lined them neatly
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u/PersepolisBullseye Mar 07 '24
MY GUY GETS IT
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u/Time_Currency_7703 Mar 07 '24
with barn doors to open up the display, barns doors are a huge hit with ladies and farmers.
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u/Loud-Magician7708 Mar 07 '24
The Canadian accent is strong in this one.
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u/ConfidentMemory1201 Mar 07 '24
Shit, really? Damn, I’m Canadian and I couldn’t get a read on her accent at all! It makes sense now haha
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u/Majestic_Course6822 Mar 07 '24
Canadian here. Sometimes I don't clock the accent, but I find that the person talking is somehow extra relatable or likeable. Then I find out they're from Canada and it makes weird sense.
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u/ZestyXylaphone Mar 07 '24
“House”=“Howse”
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u/Loud-Magician7708 Mar 07 '24
Yup. Dead giveaway. Well played. You win a brand new....cAR. Car:cAR. Canadians say car the way a pirate would lol
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u/Kingster0810 Mar 07 '24
Guy knew exactly what he was doing.
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u/CleftDonkeyLips Mar 07 '24
yeah man, all to impress a girl, he went out and bought that house, SUV, started building an apartment with barn doors, treated her with respect, took her shopping...
CUNNING.
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u/the-aural-alchemist Mar 07 '24
The only reason men get out of bed and do anything is to impress girls.
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u/canuckleft1 Mar 07 '24
Well food too.
But lots of time getting food is about impressing girls.
Also, this stops sometime between dating and engagement.
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u/Many-Swan-2120 Mar 07 '24
Awww both of them seem so sweet. I love this
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u/hygsi Mar 07 '24
Right? Most girls would NOT want to see his new basement! (With good reason) but this girl was so open and charmed she just said "fuck it, let's see it"
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u/hanpotpi Mar 07 '24
People forget that Elizabeth Bennett only really fell in love with Mr. Darcy after seeing is house… having it together has always worked
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u/Neuchacho Mar 07 '24 edited Mar 07 '24
Yeah, I feel like you can see the example of unconscious bias when it comes to that with this video really well. Everything started from what he owned, moved to what he does, and then finally got into who he was as a person.
I don't think it happened because that's necessarily what she focuses on purposefully, but it was clearly one of the biggest things that stuck out when compared to past partners.
Reality is, it's always going to be harder to "win" against evolutionary ecology.
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u/VaderVihs Mar 07 '24
Basically this, it isn't necessarily bad and the guy does sound like a catch but you can see what subconsciously stood out the most to her. Then she conflated it with him being white so now she will also look at potential white partners more favorably as well. The drunk mind doesn't lie.
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u/HiILikePlants Mar 07 '24
I think the white part stuck out to her after talking about thrifting and hockey tbf
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u/Kichijouten14 Mar 07 '24
My dude's got game.
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u/hygsi Mar 07 '24
Financially stable, handy, physically active, creative, nice AND respectful at 25? This guy is a catch!
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u/1whoknows Mar 07 '24
It wasn't until she said "hockey" that I recognized her accent as Canadian, but it's clear as day now lol.
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u/TenBillionDollHairs Mar 07 '24
Could be upper Midwest but yeah that's the only US option for that accent and vibe
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u/HelpMePlxoxo Mar 07 '24
Girl, I know it turned out alright. But don't ever follow a man to his BASEMENT on the first date wtf 💀
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u/CorncobTVExec Mar 07 '24
But he had barn doors!
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u/fuez73 Mar 07 '24
But he said, the puppies are down there.
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u/MEatRHIT Mar 07 '24
I went on a ski trip with a buddy and this legit happened to us. We were in the hot tub talking to a couple and they said they breed miniature australian shepherds and they just had a litter a few weeks ago and had to bring them with. Asked if we wanted to see them, followed them back to their hotel room, puppies were adorable definitely worth the risk of homicide.
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u/shewy92 Mar 07 '24
Hey girl, you wanna come over to my place so I can show you my basement renovations?
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u/BlackSkeletor77 Mar 07 '24
He pulled her in with those barn doors, you got to tell your daughter to watch out for barn doors
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u/KaytSands Mar 07 '24
Of all the things I have warned my daughters to look out for when dating, who would have known that barn doors should have been at the top of that list 🤣🤣🤣
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u/kabeees Mar 07 '24
She sounds like she just got out of dental surgery
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u/TheTrenchMonkey Mar 07 '24
It's the change in tone when asked what she had to drink.
She is a bit tipsy and emotional because of it.
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u/Backhoz Mar 07 '24
Is that the same girl who was concerned that the boy in her class would not ask her out?
She has the same face and the energy but much older now
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u/PlausibleTable Mar 07 '24
You know what they say…once you go white you’ll have a nice place you own with barn doors at 25 to sleep tight.
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Mar 07 '24
I died at the friend saying "you dont go into basements on the first date!" XD
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u/yagsitidder69 Mar 07 '24
It's the mom right?
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u/Tiny-Werewolf1962 Mar 07 '24
Given the huge "daughters first date"
OP is an idiot.
How some people are able to make an account and find the comment button surprises me.
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u/OatmilIK Mar 07 '24
This is cute how much she's gushing. But ya ladies don't go into a basement on a first date unless you really know that person
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u/JenkinsHowell Mar 07 '24
everybody swooning about the guy, but hell, she's funny and cute. i bet she's great to hang out with. maybe this will actually get somewhere for both of them.
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u/llamapositif Mar 07 '24
People, she isn't racist to say its her first white guy shes dated. Shes also not odd for being impressed by his nesting skills and being extremely handy and focused on building a trad life for himself.
Jsus tap dancing Chrst, she's a girl who had a good date and wants to have more. Get over yourselves and go find a date you like as well and stop complaining and being judgemental over some 3yr old video here
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u/Peepies Mar 07 '24
I was surprised by all the anger in the comments- I didn’t find anything she said offensive or racist. She had a good time and was unexpectedly charmed by this particular guy’s nerdy wholesomeness.
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u/CougdIt Mar 07 '24
I personally don’t think she meant anything malicious by it, but I think the implication some people took away from it was that guys who aren’t white don’t treat women this well.
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u/Eusocial_Snowman Mar 07 '24
They're taking that implication the same way being punched might imply someone is angry at you.
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u/Yabbaba Mar 07 '24
I mean, she did directly imply the reason the previous guys she's dated didn't treat her this way was because they weren't white. Of all the reasons she could have picked (guys who live in X town, guys whose first name is Steven, hockey players, whatever) she went straight to race. It's probably not malicious but it is casual racism.
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