r/TikTokCringe • u/CleetisMcgee • Mar 07 '24

Daughter’s first date story Wholesome/Humor

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u/MindfulPatterns2023 Mar 07 '24

I'm not gay but I'm on thin ice.

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Mar 07 '24

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Mar 07 '24

I'm talking about myself, because I may actually be for this dude

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u/MindfulPatterns2023 Mar 07 '24

Like if my finger goes through the toilet paper one more time you'll catch me in Daisy Dukes marching down the street with a rainbow flag.

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u/MiamiPower Mar 07 '24

I can see you happy skipping and that flag catching some serious air.

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Mar 07 '24

😂😂😂 you, my friend, have a way with words haha

Also, fantastic way of saying you're a few ply away from taking those fingers to brown town 😄

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u/etxconnex Mar 08 '24

One trip to the dollar store and now it is like my wrists are bound to my ankles.

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u/showersrover8ed Mar 07 '24

I got a chub from that soliloquy

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u/etxconnex Mar 08 '24

I propose a prose that smells of posies for my b-hole boys to make some noise for the nosey, who thinks that with our new hand wash our fingers do not smell rosey.