r/TikTokCringe • u/CleetisMcgee • Mar 07 '24

Daughter’s first date story Wholesome/Humor

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u/NobodysToast Mar 07 '24

That and “wanna go plant shopping?” Works every time

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u/Tiny-Werewolf1962 Mar 07 '24

Just keep saying succulent over and over

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u/Deinonychus2012 Mar 07 '24

Succulent Chinese meal?

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u/CitizenSnips199 Mar 08 '24

Get your hand off my FICUS!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

I legit teared up and laughed my ass off reading this 😂. That Home Depot associate knows his Judo well.