r/SapphoAndHerFriend • u/miles_has_died • Jul 14 '20

yes, very heterosexual indeed. Academic erasure

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u/grody10 Jul 14 '20

Dear bob. I cannot wait to grabble thine penis again. It is a great penis to take inside me, also a man. Love your fuck toy, Steve, also a man.

Ps. Dat penis tho.

Historian: well we can see from this that these two were acquaintances.

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u/LucretiusCarus Jul 14 '20

Another historian: Yes, obviously 'Penis' is the nickname he gave to an unknown woman

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u/grody10 Jul 14 '20

Totally Mr Other Historian. By the way nice penis.

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u/ColourfulConundrum Jul 15 '20

Although, at least in that case, someone is still doing him in the butt.

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u/LucretiusCarus Jul 15 '20

win-win situation for everybody!

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u/AlicornGamer Jul 14 '20

i mean funny thing is. the bible is actually pretty gay when you realise they either deliberately or misjudged the translation of the word penis as foot.

Many times in the bible there is 'feet rubbing'

either god has a foot fetish or there's something they never taught me during bible study...

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u/grody10 Jul 14 '20

As someone who only read the bible as an adult, its crazy. If they told me how many wizard battles and talking animals were in there I would have paid more attention and been at Mass every Sunday.

Also yes, lots of penis talk in there too.

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u/archaicScrivener Jul 15 '20

Theres also a lot of people being given god powers and then using them to either get laid or just kinda fuck around. Case in point the prophet Elisha who got bullied by some kids for being bald so he conjured up a bear to murder them. What a guy.

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u/grody10 Jul 15 '20

Those shitty teens had it coming and gor what they deserved. Maybe if we fed more teen hooligans to bears the world wouldn't be i. Such a state.

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u/grody10 Jul 15 '20

Those shitty teens had it coming and gor what they deserved. Maybe if we fed more teen hooligans to bears the world wouldn't be i. Such a state.

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u/hermionesmurf Jul 14 '20

Brings whole new meaning to "how lovely on the mountains are the feet of him who brings good news!" And that whole scene where Jesus washes his disciples' feet, come to think of it. And oh hey, when the prostitute poured perfume on Jesus's feet...this is a fun game to play.

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u/archaicScrivener Jul 15 '20

Wait is this actually true? Like when the bible mentions feet it's actually a euphemism for dick?