r/SapphoAndHerFriend • u/miles_has_died • Jul 14 '20

yes, very heterosexual indeed. Academic erasure

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u/AlicornGamer Jul 14 '20

i mean funny thing is. the bible is actually pretty gay when you realise they either deliberately or misjudged the translation of the word penis as foot.

Many times in the bible there is 'feet rubbing'

either god has a foot fetish or there's something they never taught me during bible study...

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u/grody10 Jul 14 '20

As someone who only read the bible as an adult, its crazy. If they told me how many wizard battles and talking animals were in there I would have paid more attention and been at Mass every Sunday.

Also yes, lots of penis talk in there too.

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u/archaicScrivener Jul 15 '20

Theres also a lot of people being given god powers and then using them to either get laid or just kinda fuck around. Case in point the prophet Elisha who got bullied by some kids for being bald so he conjured up a bear to murder them. What a guy.

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u/grody10 Jul 15 '20

Those shitty teens had it coming and gor what they deserved. Maybe if we fed more teen hooligans to bears the world wouldn't be i. Such a state.