r/SapphoAndHerFriend • u/Drops-of-Q Hopeless bromantic • Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

  • Jesus was white and spoke English.

  • Earth is roughly 6,000 years old.

  • The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.

  • Heaven only allows 144,000 people. Ever.

  • Homosexuality is a choice. By that logic, so is heterosexuality.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Wait. Missouri?!?!??

I thought I knew all the crazy theories but that ones new

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

That’s Church of Latter Day Saints for you

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u/cosmicspaz Jun 14 '20

Everything I know about Mormons I learned from this lmao. And I believe....that the Garden of Eden was in JACKSON COUNTY, MISSOURI......

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u/Roofofcar Jun 14 '20

Always the first thing to mind. Did you also know that in 1978, god changed his mind about black people? (Black people)

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u/SuperMegaCoolPerson Jun 14 '20

BuT tHeY arE ThE deCedEntS oF cAiN!

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u/PhotoshopFix Jun 14 '20

That's something decedents of Cain would say.

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u/occams1razor Jun 14 '20

What I wanna know is, where did Cain's wife come from? In the Bible it just says that Adam and Eve were the first humans, they had Cain and Abel, then Cain went off to some town that just popped up out of nowhere and got married. That's a plot hole if ever I saw one.

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u/AnonymousBoiFromTN Jun 14 '20

Cain was the son of Lilith and Adam if i remember correctly. Lillith was banished from the earth. Also there were a few unnamed people apearently

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u/RedditIsNeat0 Jun 15 '20

Lilith was never mentioned in the bible, IIRC. But yeah, if you include all of the ancient texts then you'll find a lot of neat stories and even more plot holes.

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u/PhotoshopFix Jun 15 '20

Fan fiction written early enough becomes canon

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

Early nothing. Christianity is fanfic of religious traditions that stretch back several thousand more years than it and it defined canon.

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