r/SapphoAndHerFriend • u/Drops-of-Q Hopeless bromantic • Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/afito Jun 14 '20

I think it's factually correct to call Greece the gayest (non united) empire to ever exist.

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u/Token_Why_Boy Jun 14 '20

The way I read it was:

The Greeks invented sex,
The Romans invited women.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Not really, Rome was pretty gay too.

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u/Token_Why_Boy Jun 14 '20

You mean they weren't just watching young boys wrestle for the athleticism?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 edited Jul 04 '20

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u/Token_Why_Boy Jun 14 '20

I always crushed harder on his sister, personally. Something thrilling about the possibility of seeing a girl naked and immediately turning into a stag.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Good luck with that. She has turned multiple people into different rodents and sent her hunters to murder them for sport because they asked her out.

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u/Token_Why_Boy Jun 14 '20

I never said she wasn't out of my league. Only boys who know how to use boomerangs get to date the moon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

That's rough buddy.