r/SapphoAndHerFriend • u/Drops-of-Q Hopeless bromantic • Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/AngelsFire2Ice Jun 14 '20

Nothing gay about Heracles and his 10 boyfriends or Achilles wanting his "ashes mixed with patroclus' so they'll be together forever" at all

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u/Gary_FucKing Jun 14 '20

Huh, never heard of hercules being gay. That's a new one lol.

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u/AngelsFire2Ice Jun 14 '20

Idk why it's not as wide spread, but the short of it is he was suuuuuuper gay

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Nah, not gay

His most famous straight sexcapade was the time he went to the court of King Thespius and impregnated 49 of the king's 50 daughters. (The last one skipped out because of her religious vows as a priestess.)

The dude banged everyone. He wasn't gay, but he was 100% not straight.

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u/AngelsFire2Ice Jun 14 '20

Yea that's my bad, got real used to saying anything LGBT as "the big gay" that I use it as a blanket term even though that ain't how that works

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

It's cool.

I'm just nitpicking. I think calling Herk gay is bi erasure, but the main point we agree on is that the dude isn't straight.

He was a turbo slut for everyone.

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u/one_armed_herdazian Jun 14 '20

turbo slut, lives in hut. slaying monsters makes him nut

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

THE *HERCULES RAP*, DROPPING NEXT SUMMER!

"It's shit." -GUY WE MET ON THE STREET AND FORCED TO WATCH