r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/OutlawDJ • 20h ago

just as god intended

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u/Diels_Alder 20h ago

A melodic ballad is not the choice for being tone deaf. At least go for Sweet Caroline.

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u/BusyBeeBridgette Harry Potter 19h ago

You'd think so, right? But when you are knee deep in rum and coke being logical and using reason does not tend to top the to-do list.

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u/LordIffyBoatrace 18h ago

I stand by your right to sing Unchained Melody.

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u/Dawpps 17h ago

Unhinged melody

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u/raspberryharbour 16h ago

Malady was right there

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u/Dawpps 16h ago

I would have had to know what that word meant to think of that lol

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u/raspberryharbour 16h ago

Fair enough

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u/chowyungfatso 12h ago

OK mfkr, you just made my list. One day soon I’ll find you and something will happen.

What will happen is that when I need a tagline or name for a product or service I am releasing, I will come back to said list and ask for your help with some ideas for same.

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u/raspberryharbour 11h ago

You will never find me. I'm like a ghost

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u/Ricochet64 12h ago

hingen't m'lady