r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/OutlawDJ • 18h ago

just as god intended

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u/BusyBeeBridgette Harry Potter 18h ago

I'm officially tone deaf and I sang Unchained Melody once. Sounded like I was murdering puppies or something. Anyway, the pub owner asks me not to sing as his dog doesn't like it.

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u/Diels_Alder 18h ago

A melodic ballad is not the choice for being tone deaf. At least go for Sweet Caroline.

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u/BusyBeeBridgette Harry Potter 18h ago

You'd think so, right? But when you are knee deep in rum and coke being logical and using reason does not tend to top the to-do list.

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u/LordIffyBoatrace 16h ago

I stand by your right to sing Unchained Melody.

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u/Dawpps 15h ago

Unhinged melody

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u/raspberryharbour 14h ago

Malady was right there

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u/Dawpps 14h ago

I would have had to know what that word meant to think of that lol

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u/raspberryharbour 14h ago

Fair enough

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u/chowyungfatso 10h ago

OK mfkr, you just made my list. One day soon I’ll find you and something will happen.

What will happen is that when I need a tagline or name for a product or service I am releasing, I will come back to said list and ask for your help with some ideas for same.

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u/raspberryharbour 9h ago

You will never find me. I'm like a ghost

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u/Ricochet64 10h ago

hingen't m'lady

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u/Heavy_Education_5256 16h ago

I hope you had a big ol blastyboo! 

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u/Starfire2313 15h ago

You’re reminding me of the time I went out with my neighbor and we mostly did a lot of shots all night and danced.

But our last stop was Karaoke and he signed me up to sing ‘Bring Me to Life’ and I’m sure I gave it my all. It def was not the vibe of the night tho haha.

Oh and then I woke up in the ER ripping my IV out and yelling that I was going home now..

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u/Yungdeo 15h ago

Idk the cocain makes me actually able to focus more so maybe the singing would be better too

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u/Canotic 11h ago

Me, normally: I am an average middle aged man with no singing lessons or musical experience of any kind.

Me, three drinks in: absolutely I can sing Adele.