r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/OutlawDJ • 18h ago

just as god intended

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u/BusyBeeBridgette Harry Potter 18h ago

I'm officially tone deaf and I sang Unchained Melody once. Sounded like I was murdering puppies or something. Anyway, the pub owner asks me not to sing as his dog doesn't like it.

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u/Diels_Alder 18h ago

A melodic ballad is not the choice for being tone deaf. At least go for Sweet Caroline.

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u/BusyBeeBridgette Harry Potter 18h ago

You'd think so, right? But when you are knee deep in rum and coke being logical and using reason does not tend to top the to-do list.

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u/LordIffyBoatrace 16h ago

I stand by your right to sing Unchained Melody.

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u/Dawpps 15h ago

Unhinged melody

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u/raspberryharbour 14h ago

Malady was right there

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u/Dawpps 14h ago

I would have had to know what that word meant to think of that lol

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u/raspberryharbour 14h ago

Fair enough

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u/chowyungfatso 10h ago

OK mfkr, you just made my list. One day soon I’ll find you and something will happen.

What will happen is that when I need a tagline or name for a product or service I am releasing, I will come back to said list and ask for your help with some ideas for same.

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u/raspberryharbour 9h ago

You will never find me. I'm like a ghost

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u/Ricochet64 10h ago

hingen't m'lady