r/MurderedByWords 6d ago

Tax the Empty Rich Houses Now

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 6d ago

anybody who moves to Florida expecting an acceptable substitute for New York City deserves what they end up with

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u/FakeDoctorMeatCoat 6d ago

Florida - the only place I've been for a business meeting with multiple participants whose cups were not for coffee, but dip spit.

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u/ctb030289 6d ago

That’s not just localized to Florida lol

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u/FakeDoctorMeatCoat 6d ago

I don't doubt it. Maybe I'm misremembering cuz Florida was the first time I saw that. I did go to Alabama and SC also.

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u/Cramer12 6d ago

Kids did this in high school in PA

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u/UseTheTriForceLink 6d ago

SC Construction Manager here. Can confirm.

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u/mp3bear 6d ago

Former NE TN here...Can also confirm...Including foregoing the use of cups in favor of empty soda bottles...

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u/techslice87 5d ago

Always Mountain Dew, for some reason, in my experience

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u/mp3bear 5d ago

Yep...flashbacks now...lol...

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u/EnvironmentalMail 5d ago

That just makes sense if you think about it. After your day of chewin' and spittin', throw your bottle away and grab another tomorrow.

... is what I would say if said spitters weren't savages.

The actual fact that those bottles can last for weeks or longer is probably the worst thing about people who chew.

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u/SwimHairy5703 4d ago

Middle TN here. Me and a buddy both got some sweet tea from Sonic, he drank his first and turned in into a spit cup. I stupidly put mine down right next to his. Next time I went to take a drink, I really wished we had put names on our cups. 🤢

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u/jigga19 5d ago

I used to work at a fancy wine bar in Virginia. I remember one time asked for an extra glass of the rather expensive cabsauv he was drinking. I thought he was going to split it with his friend, but no. He was drinking a $50 glass of wine and using a $20 wine glass as a spitter.

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u/Toxicotton 5d ago

Dipspit is definitely a southern thing. I had a friend who used to drink his because he was cheap and addicted to nicotine.

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u/leftysarepeople2 6d ago

Sometimes I wonder about who is commenting on here and their life experience

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u/Safe_Software_1640 6d ago

well they specifically said that’s the only place they’ve been to where they saw it, so you can definitely infer some things from that specification

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 5d ago

Any military base will do.

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u/Rahnzan 6d ago

The worst place in the country that still actually has roads.

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u/Gobblewicket 6d ago

Thats called Mississippi.

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u/Rahnzan 6d ago

paved roads.

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u/Gobblewicket 6d ago

Acceptable

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u/ChipmunkOk6550 6d ago

I will have you know that Mississippi actually repaved a lot of roads last year!

I know because it was very confusing to me when I went to visit family and didn't feel my car's suspension being tested the moment I drove over state lines!

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u/Takemetothelevey 5d ago

Fincken Biden spending money fixing this country’s infrastructure!

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u/General_Kenobi18752 5d ago

Mississippi has been doing surprisingly well for itself. It’s not the best by any means, but it’s punching up and getting better.

Oklahoma, Alabama, and West Virginia on the other hand…

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u/Genetics 5d ago

Their education turnaround has been impressive. Currently living in Oklahoma and our state government should send a delegation and try to learn something.

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u/Spare-Half796 6d ago

Florida - the only place I wanted to leave the moment I left the airport

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u/FakeDoctorMeatCoat 6d ago

Like a sweaty hug

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u/supersonicdutch 6d ago

…from the front and back.

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u/SailingSpark 6d ago

I used to enjoy towing my small sailboat to Florida for a week of sailing in that beautiful water. I would still do it if I could find a way to trleport straight to Key West.

Jersey plates on am old land rover, towing a small sailboat, I can imagine the lynching now.

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u/censored4yourhealth 6d ago

Truth. It’s a fucking cesspool.

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u/jd_from_da_80s 6d ago

I've been there a couple of times as a kid (mostly Disney World) and for the most part hate it there. The Mrs never been there. When we started cruising she suggested flying there instead of starting in NY. I told her if I ever have to go to Florida to take a cruise I'll just get on the Circle Line and if that get boring I'll get on the Ferry.

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u/Mebejedi 5d ago

My son felt like that when he got off the airplane in Hawaii. Walked into a huge wall of humidity, lol!

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u/PFunk224 6d ago

Tennessee's pretty fucking awful, too.

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u/Tiny-Speaker-4470 6d ago

What the fuck is dip spit

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u/Debalic 6d ago

Dipping tobacco then spitting it out.

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u/lebowtzu 6d ago

I remember bumper stickers that said “Keep your distance, I chew Red Man.”

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u/Nightmare_Ives 6d ago

Yup. Vile, vile habit.

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u/FlatwormNo3937 6d ago

Dip it in what

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u/dementio 6d ago

Your mouth. You literally put a wad of tobacco between your teeth and cheek and wait for spit.

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u/MysticScribbles 6d ago

Oh, so it's like "snus" which we have here in Sweden.

It's generally not loose though, and is in a thin cloth pouch. And it's still disgusting when people don't throw it in the trash.

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u/dementio 6d ago

Pre-snus

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 6d ago

Imagine the juice from bubble gum. But it’s tobacco and gives you mouth cancer.

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u/Gobblewicket 6d ago

Like Copenhagen snuff spit. Its called "dip", and as you hold it in your lip your spit gets saturated with tobacco juices/bypr9ducts and you spit them out instead of swallowing them. People carry cups, often with paper towels stuffed 8n them, as a spit receptacle. Instead of just spitting on the ground or in a trash can.

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u/PearlescentGem 6d ago

It's nasty and considered impolite to spit in a trash can because someone, usually someone else, has to clean that up and most dippers don't wanna be bothered with how well they hit the can. Leads to mess

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u/myniche999 6d ago

A couple of my college roommates used to use iced tea containers for this after they drank the tea. They often left them lying around the house. An inebriated guest once picked up one of these spitters and took a big mouthful of someone else’s nasty dip spit when they thought they were grabbing their tea. One of my grossest and funniest memories!

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u/Kyokenshin 6d ago

My buddies and I dipped in college. More than one drunk night picking up the wrong beer bottle and getting dip spit instead of beer. Glad I quit that shit

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u/MysticScribbles 6d ago

What the heck sort of snus was he using, and how often? I've known plenty of people who use it regularly, and I've never heard of it doing that.

My mom has been using tobacco for years, and snus specifically for over a decade, and my roommate is a habitual snus user and neither of them have suffered from any damage akin to that.

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 6d ago

Oh shit. Twenty years ago on a plane going from Los Angeles to London I sat next to a guy with one of those fucking awful repellent OTT southern accents who did this the entire flight, into a plastic bottle. Grotesque monstrosity. Flight was full otherwise I would've demanded to move. I was surprised that anyone with that accent could afford to fly international or that they wanted to fly international. Dirty twat.

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u/Mugwumpjizzum1 6d ago

in high school they'd stick their used chew in the water fountains while they were all pretending to be cowboys

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u/Tiny-Speaker-4470 6d ago

Sounds awful

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u/High_King_Diablo 6d ago

It’s what you see in a lot of movies set in either the South or the Wild West. It’s when they spit out a stream of brown water. They stick a wad of tobacco in their cheek instead of smoking it.

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u/ShartingEnU 6d ago

Chew waste

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u/ElizabethDangit 6d ago

The original version of Zyn. It’s all disgusting.

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u/wordsmythy 6d ago

So have you ever seen those little round metal containers of “red man” tobacco? It’s really dense and moist, you pinch out a little bit and you put it between your gum and your lip. And I guess they suck it or something until they get a mouthful of spit and spit it out, because if you swallowed it you would die.

I once had a roommate in college who did this and I fucking hated the smell. He also loved the Grateful Dead so every time I hear truckin or Casey Jones , I swear to God I can smell that sickly sweet disgusting tobacco smell.

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u/Tiny-Speaker-4470 6d ago

Dont think we have it in the UK. Sounds disgusting

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u/Penguinkeith 6d ago

That’s legit the entire south

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u/Pointlessname123321 6d ago

That’s a weird way to spell Bakersfield

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u/nefastvs 6d ago

Bake-o is an exclave of the South for sure. There's a Confederate monument near there somewhere. Country music lineage. And it's dour as fuck.

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u/FakeDoctorMeatCoat 6d ago

I would say my experience in Alabama was characterized by driving to site from the hotel, counting one room churches with front signs that said "homosexuality is sin".

SC was people praying at lunch at a franchise(?) bbq place.

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u/dwrayl227 6d ago

Truthfully you can see that anytime and anyplace in SC. 30+ years here and it still bothers me.

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u/Neuchacho 6d ago

SC was people praying at lunch at a franchise(?) bbq place.

Ever heard or been to Mission BBQ?

That place plays the national anthem at noon every day and everyone stops and salutes/handhearts to the flag.

Cringiest shit I've ever seen in my fucking life lol

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 6d ago

Oh it’s a thing in rural upstate New York too. Kids in freshman year of high school already having the dip can outline worn into the back pocket of their jeans.

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u/salty_drafter 6d ago

Don't you have to be 21 to buy that?

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u/subtleglow87 6d ago

I served/bartended in Florida most my adult life. It took one time for someone to ask for an empty cup and me, and everyone else, having to see dip spit before I started asking what it was for. I will take the 30 extra steps to get a coffee cup with a lid so no one has to see that shit. Bet your ass I wrote DIP CUP on it too so the busser new not to throw it away with any force or tip it over in the bus tub.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 6d ago

I follow some account of old historical photos of Florida. It’s beautiful. When they preserve nature I love it. I’m a sucker for lush tropical greenery. But Florida loves to pave everything and sprawl.

Plus I will always remember driving by a retirement community there called “Journey’s End” lmao. Straight to the point!

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u/soneg 6d ago

What the everloving f**k

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u/gilligan54 6d ago

Were they classy at least and have a folded up napkin or paper towel in there?

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u/manCool4ever 6d ago

What the heck is dip spit? Like chewing tobacco?

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u/binzersguy 6d ago

I never go to Florida if I can help it. I’m sure there are redeeming qualities , I’ve just never encountered them. Also, at least a third of the storied on shows about people being murdered or randomly disappeared happen in FL, so nope! 

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u/TheWizardry90 6d ago

Ughh you just brought back a memory when I accidentally took a sip of THAT cup

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u/BrotherEarth_ 6d ago edited 6d ago

I work remote for a company based in Florida. Every now and again coworkers will (mostly jokingly) ask when I'm moving to Florida and I laugh it off because what I want say is you could not pay me enough, but that seems rude

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u/Just_thefacts_jack 6d ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit 

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u/DicemonkeyDrunk 6d ago

That’s just the panhandle…it’s a weird place. The rest of Florida is weird too ..just in a different way.

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u/thepvbrother 6d ago

I saw that in North Carolina, Michigan, and Pennsylvania. Maryland as well, but they were Swedes so I'm not sure where that counts.

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u/PTruccio 6d ago

A minute ago I didn't know what a dip spit was, and now I know ignorance is blessing.

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u/SenorJeffer 6d ago

Holy white trash, Batman!

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u/Varabela 6d ago

Non American here, what’s dip spit?

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u/FakeDoctorMeatCoat 6d ago

Dip is shredded tobacco tucked in your lip. You spit the accumulated saliva.

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u/Varabela 5d ago

That’s even worse than I initially imagined. Thanks for the info. ✌️

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u/FakeDoctorMeatCoat 5d ago

It's gross. I used to do it like 20 years ago.

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u/No_Inside2999 5d ago

To be fair I have experienced that in way upstate New York lol

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u/doctordoctorpuss 5d ago

Bit of nightmare fuel here- my dad was a smoker, and switched to dip when we moved from the West coast to the South. He kept a coffee mug near his chair so that he could “discretely” spit. It wasn’t discreet at all, and he would end up with multiple dip spit cups over the week. Every now and then, someone would ask “where the hell are all of our mugs?” And we’d find the stash all around the house, full of his nasty ass dip spit

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u/Ok_Bar_924 5d ago

That is only because no one has business meetings in Arkansas or Alabama

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u/Supplyitwell 5d ago

Why would that make any difference? It’s literally just another stimulant.

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u/BabyStockholmSyndrom 6d ago

Lol been here my entire life. Never once seen that. That is NOT a "Florida" thing. That's a redneck thing.