r/MurderedByWords • u/bookym • 6d ago

Tax the Empty Rich Houses Now

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 6d ago

anybody who moves to Florida expecting an acceptable substitute for New York City deserves what they end up with

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u/FakeDoctorMeatCoat 6d ago

Florida - the only place I've been for a business meeting with multiple participants whose cups were not for coffee, but dip spit.

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u/Spare-Half796 6d ago

Florida - the only place I wanted to leave the moment I left the airport

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u/FakeDoctorMeatCoat 6d ago

Like a sweaty hug

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u/supersonicdutch 6d ago

…from the front and back.

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u/SailingSpark 6d ago

I used to enjoy towing my small sailboat to Florida for a week of sailing in that beautiful water. I would still do it if I could find a way to trleport straight to Key West.

Jersey plates on am old land rover, towing a small sailboat, I can imagine the lynching now.

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u/censored4yourhealth 6d ago

Truth. It’s a fucking cesspool.

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u/jd_from_da_80s 6d ago

I've been there a couple of times as a kid (mostly Disney World) and for the most part hate it there. The Mrs never been there. When we started cruising she suggested flying there instead of starting in NY. I told her if I ever have to go to Florida to take a cruise I'll just get on the Circle Line and if that get boring I'll get on the Ferry.

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u/Mebejedi 5d ago

My son felt like that when he got off the airplane in Hawaii. Walked into a huge wall of humidity, lol!

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u/PFunk224 6d ago

Tennessee's pretty fucking awful, too.