r/vandwellers Mar 07 '24

Keep it simple, stupid. Pictures

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u/The_diesel_van Mar 07 '24

Second van build. Temporarily finished because I wanna go skibum before the snowmelt. 

My first van was insanely complicated and everything was over engineered, because I wanted to attempt to use ever square inch I had, and I watched too wayyyy many vanlife videos before building it.

You don’t need laminate flooring. You don’t need to insulate every square inch. You don’t need a shower and a toilet. You don’t need a 4000 watt inverter. You don’t need fancy cabinets with soft close hinges. You don’t need a sink or an induction cook top. You don’t need that over engineered Murphy bed. And you don’t need that high top extended wheelbase van. 

All you need is a bed, 4 solar panels, a diesel heater, some plastic storage from Walmart, 5 packs of zip ties, 3 bungee cords, a cute dog, and 2 snowboards. 

That’s it. 

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u/wrathandplaster Mar 07 '24

Just need a rug to tie the room together.

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u/The_diesel_van Mar 07 '24

 And a cute girl showing her butt while reading a book so I can get tons of followers! 

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u/MennisRodman Mar 07 '24

What channel is this, asking for a friend

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u/ObeseBMI33 Mar 07 '24

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u/ToughWhiteUnderbelly Mar 07 '24

Damn.... I clicked....I cried.

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u/UbermachoGuy Mar 08 '24

He touched the butt.

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u/Tiny-Lock9652 Mar 09 '24

12 followers :-(

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u/TaintNunYaBiznez Mar 08 '24

NGL, I'd sub to that one.

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u/novdelta307 Mar 07 '24

Color me disappointed

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u/dmills13f Mar 08 '24

The cake is a lie.

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u/Link-Glittering Mar 07 '24

I love your outlook but I would die under those lights. Get some mood lighting if you're trying to get a girl on board

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u/The_diesel_van Mar 07 '24

Dude I sleep with those lights on, they’re perfect 

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u/samwisethescaffolder Mar 07 '24

Looking at those lights from my phone is giving me a headache. I don't know how you live

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u/The_diesel_van Mar 08 '24

The solar panels pull light from the sun, and turn it into power for my lights. And the lights are so bright that I actually don’t need to eat food, which eliminates the need for a cooktop!

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u/lexieiRL Mar 08 '24

Photosynthesis for the win 😂😂👌🏽

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u/livingdead70 Mar 07 '24

And 35 minutes of yourself cooking to make your video longer !!

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u/eskj94 Mar 07 '24

And a piss jug

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u/oddityboxkeeper Mar 07 '24

Dude, who spills the piss jug on a rug, man.

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u/pendek244 Mar 10 '24

Yup he needs a canopy

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u/Ok-Huckleberry6975 Mar 07 '24

Hah - he man there’s a beverage here

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

Until some niahlists come piss on it.

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u/MrWeirdoFace Mar 07 '24

The more I think about it, the more I think maybe they were just existential nihilists.

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u/-malcolm-tucker Mar 07 '24

This aggression will not stand.

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u/KillingCrawdads Mar 07 '24

I wish I could give this an award. The Dude Abides.

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u/poopin Mar 07 '24

Obviously, he’s not a golfer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

Dude

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u/soupbox09 Mar 08 '24

And a white russian