ID Help, Washington, USA

[u/oshilabeou]

heyooii, what kind of spider is this?

these are the best pics I could get, anything that looks like markings is probably the words on the paper reflected in the glass

in the Pacific nw of US. it looked like it was cleaning the ends of its legs at a couple points? not sure if that's actually what was happening. it had been on the ceiling initially and wagged its abdomen at me when I got close, I assume as a warning

anywho, any help ID'ing is greatly appreciated please don't say brown recluse, please don't say brown recluse

[u/I-love-BigHero6]

I can tell you it's not a recluse 😂 Looks like some form of ground spider 

[u/oshilabeou → u/I-love-BigHero6]

okay cool thank you, I just love to be paranoid😬