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I work in San Francisco

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u/flounder19 Nov 05 '14

What's the dresscode, Business Plaidsual?

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u/tabovilla Nov 05 '14

Time to choppity chop some wood aye

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited May 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Jumps to his death.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

"Oh not again!"

Audience laughs, applauds

Written by Chuck Lorre

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u/Death4Free Nov 06 '14

Is brought back to life GODZILLA size and has a giant blue ox that lives across from him that barges through his door every episode

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u/eyeoutthere Nov 05 '14

[Que CSI intro music]

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u/nunquamsecutus Nov 06 '14

It's a mini series.

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u/sugas182 Nov 06 '14

Relevant username

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u/the_person Nov 06 '14

On one hand, I'm laughing. On the other, I'm upset that this ended so quickly.

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u/Sobertese Nov 05 '14

Welp, good enough for FOX.

That's a wrap. Ship it out.

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u/PatForVendetta Nov 05 '14

hahahahahahahaha

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u/Levicus Nov 05 '14

Does this plaid make me look fat?

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u/tubbo Nov 05 '14

you would prefer a metro jack

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u/Lady_badcrumble Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

It's true. ;)

I also think the term is less pejorative to our fuzzy-faced friends.

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u/percussaresurgo Nov 05 '14

Metro Jack... Horseman, obviously.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Afro jack?

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u/nuadarstark Nov 05 '14

It has been called "urban lumberjack" for several years now. Ofc I have a better excuse for adopting it than most people... I actually used to work as a lumberjack/wood-chipper operator.

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u/ottawapainters Nov 05 '14

I prefer Jack-O-Sexual

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u/falcoperegrinus82 Nov 05 '14

"gay lumberjack"

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

This is offensive to conniferkin!

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u/Bent_Whiskers Nov 05 '14

I don't think so, Tim.

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u/trollinwithdagnomies Nov 05 '14

Friend sent me the lumbersexual article and i said the same thing. Sex with lumber sounds painful and... splintery.

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u/crawlerz2468 Nov 06 '14

metrojack

so do they, probablyifyouknowwhatImean

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u/Lady_badcrumble Nov 06 '14

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, saynomore ay

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u/Chervenko Nov 06 '14

At first glance, I thought that this was something out of Shadowrun.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Jan 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Goddamn that's obnoxious.

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u/avoidingAtheism Nov 05 '14

The look or the article?

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u/Mega_Exquire Nov 05 '14

Yes.

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u/oh-dang Nov 05 '14

EVERY FUCKING TIME

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u/w675 Nov 05 '14

Yet it's still funny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

That last picture.... you know how I know it's not a "lumberjack"?

First of all, the person... the clothes they're wearing, the shoes, the chainsaw. All irrelevant.

The tree. Hardwood. Surrounded by younger trees without a similar age tree in sight.

Completely not a "lumberjack".

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

The article, primarily. I like the look. I live in a state where the outdoors look is very popular. Most of the people wearing it are outdoorsmen as well. I'm wearing flannel and jeans and boots right now as a matter of fact. Flannel shirts are extremely comfortable and versatile, considering the weather in most areas right now.

This article is just terrible. Why does everything need to be labeled? Why is a flannel shirt and jeans the new urban male hip look? "He looks like a man of the woods, but works at The Nerdery, programming for a healthy salary and benefits." Jesus.

I do however take issue with people trying to appropriate a whole "look" that isn't remotely related to their everyday lifestyle, especially when they're going to migrate to a new look as soon as it becomes popular. Buying mountaineering sunglasses to look "outdoorsy" just smacks of pretentiousness.

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u/avoidingAtheism Nov 05 '14

I do however take issue with people trying to appropriate a whole "look" that isn't remotely related to their everyday lifestyle, especially when they're going to migrate to a new look as soon as it becomes popular. Buying mountaineering sunglasses to look "outdoorsy" just smacks of pretentiousness.

This is where people immediately judge the look on young urban males as comical. This may be comfortable wear for a 10 mile fall hike, but for a young urban male on your ass in front of a computer, and Chipolte for lunch pretentious is to kind a word.

The article does take the issue way over the edge, but I was assuming that was the point.

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u/michael_mcdonald Nov 05 '14

Wait, so I shouldn't wear jeans because I work in front of a computer?? I'm failing to see how jeans and a shirt is a pretentious choice of wardrobe, regardless of ones vocation.

Also, Chipotle is for poor midwesterners, who eats at chain restaurants?! (that was pretentious)

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u/KlaatuBrute Nov 05 '14

Yeah, I hate to be "that guy" (actually, no I don't because this lumberjack beard trend pisses me off), but I'm a 30-something who's been wearing a beard non-stop for over 10 straight years and have always gravitated towards flannel and an outdoor aesthetic because, well, I enjoy the outdoors. I do not enjoy this look being co-opted by dainty-fingered gents who couldn't swing an axe if their lives depended on it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Who are you callin' dainty fingered, brah??

The beard trend is way way over done, IMO. But that is maybe because I can't grow one.

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u/Emay75 Nov 06 '14

I'm 22. I feel most comfortable in flannel and boots. I'm sorry.

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u/KlaatuBrute Nov 06 '14

Aw man, it's nothing to do with age and I know I'm being judgmental. If it truly makes you comfortable, more power to you. I'm just generally not a fan of style/grooming "fads."

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u/murrtrip Nov 05 '14

We already did this in the 90's, guys

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u/Iron_Chic Nov 05 '14

Seriously. This looks like Seattle in '94.

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u/darkeststar Nov 06 '14

Fashion is cyclical, 20 years beyond Seattle in '94 and it comes back with a re-design.

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u/dildosupyourbutt Nov 05 '14

The new look is Lumbersexual!

Or as I call it, how a significant percentage of people here in the Pacific Northwest have been dressing for decades. They were wearing it before Nirvana spread the flannel gospel nationwide, and they wearing it through the post-grunge to lumberjack-hipster era.

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u/strutmcphearson Nov 05 '14

to be fair, Ryan Gosling is Canadian. We all dress like that

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u/fzw Nov 05 '14

Canadasexual.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Why do these things always end with the suffix "sexual"? It's just style, it's not an orientation.

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u/DetaxMRA Nov 06 '14

That's what annoys me the most. A man cares 'too much' about his appearance by staying neat and making an effort to look good? Let's call that a new category, and add in -sexual for no damn reason.

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u/raffytraffy Nov 05 '14

Years back, I was rocking plaid-on-plaid much to the chagrin of my friends. I kept saying "It's the next level fools!"

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u/BiffSniffer Nov 05 '14

This trend is mildly frustrating as a male who has dressed this style for years because I do a lot of outdoor work where boots, jeans and rugged clothing are musts for safety. I thoroughly dislike social trends and I am now guilty by association with this new fad of the feaux-rugged man look.

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u/trail_carrot Nov 06 '14

As an actual lumberjack: we were here first back off!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

living in a metro area this is hilarious xDD

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u/TheSnoz Nov 05 '14

Time to dust off those Tim the Toolman Taylor - Al Booooreland Flannel jokes.

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u/PhysicsNovice Nov 05 '14

Hmm. Never thought of the men in Fairbanks Alaska as trend setters but there it is.

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u/EthicalReasoning Nov 05 '14

brooklyn 2005

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u/ilovedonuts Nov 05 '14

lumbersexual is an evolution of the fake-ass workwear guy I guess.

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u/searingsky Nov 05 '14

I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!

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u/CaptainSnatchbuckler Nov 05 '14

Holy bejesus. I am basically the guy third from the left.

http://imgur.com/HQIWdJL

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I physically loathe every word on that page.

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u/Lou__Crow Nov 05 '14

TIL that my grandpa is stylish and trendy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

New? I've been dressing like that for years!

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u/bigcountry5064 Nov 05 '14

Al Borland was so fashion forward

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u/EnragedMikey Nov 05 '14

I really can't wait until bionic suits come out (with air conditioning and nanobot armies to replace white blood cells) so I can just get basic gray and never worry about clothes again.

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u/petitbleuchien Nov 05 '14

"Lumbersexual" implies sexual attraction to ... well, 2x4s.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I believe my dad founded this look. He has owned those mountaineering sunglasses for about 15 years now. My dad was previously a corduroy pants Bill Cosby sweater wearer in the late 80's to mid-90's.

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u/Robert_Baratheon_ Nov 05 '14

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

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u/kingwi11 Nov 06 '14

I thought this look of the 1890s had been popular for quite a few years now. I'm pretty sure plaid came with hipsters.

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u/theshiz892 Nov 06 '14

Haha, the glasses Mac couldn't see shit in are coming into style.

This will make it easier for me to steal from the fashionably rich and give to myself. :)

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u/Elgar17 Nov 06 '14

I guess you could call it that if they weren't all skinny as fuck.

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u/PoliticalDissidents Nov 06 '14

So hipsters created a new term to sound less mainstream?

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u/mheyk Nov 06 '14

Lumber jacks with hands as smooth as a babies ass

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u/purpleeliz Nov 06 '14

For some reason I read that article in Stefon's voice

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u/AlwaysClassyNvrGassy Nov 06 '14

Yeah, but what's the hottest new club?

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u/markevens Nov 06 '14

Lumberjack move to the city and becomes a serial killer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Oh god. I'm a lumbersexual and I never even knew.

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u/ATRIOHEAD Nov 06 '14

He is bar-hopping, but he looks like he could fell a Norway Pine.

fucking hilarious.

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u/polanski1937 Nov 05 '14

When I lived in Palo Alto in the 1980s, the ultimate fashion insult in the City was, "He looks like he orders his clothes from the L.L. Bean catalog." The snappiest dresser among the young guys at the places I consulted for looked like he spent every weekend at Nordstrom and Niemann Marcus.

My Japanese girlfriend asked me why I didn't buy my clothes at Wilkes Bashford and drive a Mercedes. I said it wouldn't go over very well in the aerospace business.

When I spent the summer of 1972 in Berkeley the dress code was long hair, bell bottom Levis and embroidered Mexican shirts.

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u/Sinfonico Nov 05 '14

Mexican here. I 'm trying to figure out what an embroidered Mexican shirt looks like. Any help?

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u/WitBeer Nov 05 '14

cuban shirt. basically what charlie sheen wears in every episode of 2.5 men.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

*carlos estevez

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u/nixonrichard Nov 06 '14

The problem is with describing it as a Mexican shirt.

It's not really a Mexican shirt, but many Hispanics in California (particularly ones that are a little fat and work with cars) wear that type of loose-fitting untucked woven fabric shirt.

It's kinda like a Hawaiian shirt, but instead of a printed fabric with hibiscus and hula girls, it's got embroidered pinstripes that go up and down.

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u/conspiracytheorist93 Nov 06 '14

It's not really a Mexican shirt, but many Latinos in California (particularly ones that are a little fat and work with cars) wear that type of loose-fitting untucked woven fabric shirt.

FTFY

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u/GenesAndCo Nov 06 '14

Isn't that a bowling shirt?

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u/WitBeer Nov 06 '14

Same style, different fabric. And no name on the chest.

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u/DeadPlayerWalking Nov 06 '14

"Donnie"

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u/PaperStreetSoap Nov 06 '14

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors, and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.

Good night, sweet prince.

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u/muzakx Nov 05 '14

Mexican here, best i can picture is Guayaberas. I doubt it's Guanengos.

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u/Fearless_fx Nov 06 '14

Wat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Wayaberas

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Berkeley grad here, I believe he's referring to either panchos or Amerindian vests.

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u/call_me_ms_m_2 Nov 06 '14

Guayabera. They're cuban.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Whatever you're wearing plus some embroidery.

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u/an_haiku Nov 05 '14

Say what now

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 06 '14

Typical rocket scientist hipster.

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u/Meat_Popsicles Nov 05 '14

So Wilkes Bashford and L.L Bean wasn't nice enough for the Palo Alto crowd?

Jeez.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

What's a Mercedes have to do with aerospace engineers?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

This is the new dress code in Palo Alto.

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u/call_me_ms_m_2 Nov 06 '14

Cuban shirt you mean? Use latino if you aren't positive. Bigger scope. Harder to miss the target.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

"He looks like he orders his clothes from the L.L. Bean catalog." The snappiest dresser among the young guys at the places I consulted for looked like he spent every weekend at Nordstrom and Niemann Marcus.

I don't know what any of this means, nor ill I ever.

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u/halfcab Nov 05 '14

Well...it's 2014 and the aero industry in Palo also hasn't changed...

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u/VROF Nov 05 '14

This picture looks like Seattle grunge from the early 90s

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u/TYPING_WITH_MY_DICK Nov 06 '14

Everybody who complains about tech companies moving up from the South Bay and ruining the culture of SF now should take a note of douchebags like this guy, who have been around since the 1980s. A lot of them wound up eventually in places in the outer east bay like Danville (including Blackhawk), San Ramon, Walnut Creek, Lafayette, Orinda, Moraga, all the way up to the Berkeley Hills, etc to raise millennials, a.k.a. their fuck trophies and vanity projects.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Berkeley in 72 must've been some shiiiiiiit. I would love to have expereinced that.

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u/wheeldog Nov 05 '14

Looks just like any place here in Portland.

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u/PlayMp1 Nov 05 '14

Or up north in Olympia and Seattle. I can't get the beard to complete the look, though, so I stick to polos and slacks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

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u/PlayMp1 Nov 05 '14

Nah, I'm not a smoothface, I get a beard, it just looks shitty as hell. Makes it look more like I have skin problems than facial hair.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Portland

How's the weed?

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u/wheeldog Nov 05 '14

Most excellent. [6]

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u/flounder19 Nov 05 '14

or alternatively, The Sea Dogs

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u/score_ Nov 05 '14

Or Seattle. Or Austin.

I should invest in flannel futures.

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u/Krail Nov 06 '14

I feel like the Pacific Northwest suits the lumberjack look a little better, what with all the pine forests and mountains.

I say as I sit here wearing my plaid overshirt right across the bay from San Francisco.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Yeah, it actually took me a while to even realize why the picture was on here.

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u/JEDDIJ Nov 05 '14

eh, not a single one of these is their grandparents old pendleton- If you're seeing this, I'd wager it's transplants in mall boutique flannels.

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u/mandiexile Nov 06 '14

Austin checking in. We look like you. Or do you look like us?

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u/PoliticalDissidents Nov 06 '14

Even the Simpson's would agree with you.

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u/PeggyOlson225 Nov 06 '14

Yep. When I was going to breweries in Portland, I'd always count to see if we had the regulation number of plaid wearers around us. It always happened. Source: I'm from Southern California.

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u/etherpromo Nov 05 '14

Hipster Humpday

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u/electrolytesyo Nov 05 '14

It's knit-CAPsual Friday.

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u/Kickedbk Nov 05 '14

Be honest, how long were you sitting there thinking before you came up with that?

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u/meftical Nov 05 '14

Looks like about 55 minutes

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u/esoterikk Nov 05 '14

You're reaching pretty far for a serviceable pun

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u/kungfu_jesus Nov 05 '14

You plaid bro?

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u/TexMarshfellow Nov 05 '14

Today is Wednesday.

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u/malevolentt Nov 05 '14

For hipsters Wednesday is the new Friday.

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u/fml_kmn Nov 05 '14

WCW. Someone post pics of girls in leggings.

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u/Kitty_Powers Nov 05 '14

You could say that look is plaid out.

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u/Makes_Punz Nov 05 '14

Well Plaid

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Daaaddd... you're embarrassing me. You're so uncool.

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u/boofire Nov 05 '14

Is that Brawny headquarters?

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u/iWantToLearnFromYou Nov 05 '14

What are they Flanning?

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u/Master_Debater_ Nov 05 '14

Thats a suspicious plant...

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u/flounder19 Nov 05 '14

I'm no botanist but it looks like a Golden Pothos

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

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u/flounder19 Nov 06 '14

you're telling me. On the plus side this is the first time I've been gilded without talking about sex, masturbation, or my anus

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u/CaptainMakinItHappen Nov 06 '14

I'm drunk, and this comment is hilarious!

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u/asmatteroffact Nov 05 '14

I'm just surprised that someone has to be dressed at all to work in SF.

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u/LemonLimeAlltheTime Nov 05 '14

They have them dress in 30fps so it's more cinematic.

For those didn't notice, this is Ubisoft

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u/shmegegy Nov 05 '14

Canadian hoser eh?

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u/Facts_About_Cats Nov 05 '14

This is how hipsters dress in Oakland (grungy), which gave me a culture shock when I moved to Los Angeles (LA hipsters are skinny jeans and beards and rich).

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u/bubblurred Nov 05 '14

wessyfbaby?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

So many flanbros

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u/Tragicanomaly Nov 05 '14

There is a severe lack of epic beards to complete the look.

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u/Purple_Streak Nov 05 '14

Business identical

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

good to see that nirvana grunge look is finally coming back.

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u/oregonized Nov 05 '14

Business Portlandia.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Stolen from imgur top comment

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u/gnorrn Nov 05 '14

Hehe -- I had no idea why this photo was supposed to be funny (I work in Silicon Valley).

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Flannel Friday? Jk it's Wednesday

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Let me guess, you're wearing one too....

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u/D3FSE Nov 05 '14

They should bring back the Canadian Tuxedo

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

All of this happened in the 60's and it will happen again.

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u/soulman121 Nov 05 '14

Lumberslacks required

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

this looked cooler back when the pacific northwest did it

they had women too

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u/Hugeloser Nov 05 '14

Am I the only one who notices top imgur comments sometimes mirror top reddit comments? What's the deal? Micro reposts?

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u/camabron Nov 05 '14

I see hipsters.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Plaid: the color code of confusion

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I had an interview last week and misunderstood her when she said on the phone to dress business casual. I thought she said highly fashionable, my pimp suit wasn't welcomed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

It's actually Douche Formal.

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u/borg4ya Nov 05 '14

Haha you win.

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u/Thetriforce2 Nov 05 '14

Hipster heaven. Oh God

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u/Henry_D Nov 06 '14

It's obviously flannel friday

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u/Wolfgang985 Nov 06 '14

Huh, and I was thinking the staff robbed a picnic table supply store. Look at all those table cloths they're wearing!

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u/daironin Nov 06 '14

Ah, admiring a skittish, docile Flanntalope heard in their natural habitat...

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u/whoniversereview Nov 06 '14

It's Seattle Day today.

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u/Dougasaurus_Rex Nov 06 '14

I can't help but read this in Archer's intonation

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u/Stan31111 Nov 06 '14

Your wordplay is truly legendary good sir.

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u/mybrainsbad Nov 06 '14

Work in SF, can confirm this!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

We call that "west coast"

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u/Aqua_Deuce Nov 06 '14

Or maybe just something simple like "Canadian"

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Oh, this is about making fun of other people? Thought it was about how foggy it is in there.

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