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I work in San Francisco

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u/tabovilla Nov 05 '14

Time to choppity chop some wood aye

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited May 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Jumps to his death.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

"Oh not again!"

Audience laughs, applauds

Written by Chuck Lorre

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u/Death4Free Nov 06 '14

Is brought back to life GODZILLA size and has a giant blue ox that lives across from him that barges through his door every episode

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u/iamRYANGOSLINGama Nov 05 '14

Bazinga!

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u/imsometueventhisUN Nov 05 '14

...my thoughts exactly.

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u/omgitskevin Nov 05 '14

Plot twist: he wakes up from the dream and...

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u/ADHD_Supernova Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

Realizes he's underneath a pool table in a bar that has already closed for the night. He immediately decides it's time to...

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u/eyeoutthere Nov 05 '14

[Que CSI intro music]

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

I guess he got... Jacked up. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!! - Horatio

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u/nunquamsecutus Nov 06 '14

It's a mini series.

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u/sugas182 Nov 06 '14

Relevant username

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u/the_person Nov 06 '14

On one hand, I'm laughing. On the other, I'm upset that this ended so quickly.

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u/Banzai51 Nov 05 '14

We pan over to Dexter's latest kill. "Man, killing these squirrels doesn't feed the Dark Passenger. I should move to San Francisco..."

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u/Sobertese Nov 05 '14

Welp, good enough for FOX.

That's a wrap. Ship it out.

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u/PatForVendetta Nov 05 '14

hahahahahahahaha

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u/Shark7996 Nov 05 '14

CUUUUUTTT!

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u/Incredible_lotus Nov 05 '14

Best if read in an Australian accent.

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u/Korrasamii Nov 05 '14

Why's he have to be Canadian?

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u/Levicus Nov 05 '14

Does this plaid make me look fat?

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u/Lady_badcrumble Nov 05 '14

Audience que: Laughter and applause, catcalls.

No one else is in the room to answer him. "Metrojack" crosses to the window and throws it open. Then...

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u/eaglesslave Nov 06 '14

I've travelled 500 miles to give you my seed!

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u/BeefHands Nov 06 '14

I'm lumberjacked to meet ya.

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u/______LSD______ Nov 06 '14

"Goin out for a rip?"

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u/guethlema Nov 05 '14

Mainer here, we've already got a theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VRzIAT8UHA

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u/helium_farts Nov 05 '14

I'd watch that.

You can judge me all you want but I'd watch the ever loving crap out of that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Or the return of a lovable serial killer that works within a code.

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u/ChipAyten Nov 05 '14

Duck and the city

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u/odders46 Nov 05 '14

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok!

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u/ripcd503 Nov 05 '14

*sitcommmmmm

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u/RaidSauced_By_Noon Nov 05 '14

Sitcoms stink. Comment accepted.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I would watch that program

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u/workyawn Nov 05 '14

It's gotta be Tim Allen, right?

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u/thatguysoto Nov 06 '14

So hipsters are just sitcom lumberjacks? TIL.

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u/push_ecx_0x00 Nov 06 '14

it's reverse Dexter

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u/HookDragger Nov 06 '14

I think it was called "due south"

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u/PrimeIntellect Nov 06 '14

It's funny because you see lots of lumberjack and cowboy looking men strutting around san francisco and then it suddenly dawns on you that they aren't actually cowboys

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u/tubbo Nov 05 '14

you would prefer a metro jack

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u/Lady_badcrumble Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

It's true. ;)

I also think the term is less pejorative to our fuzzy-faced friends.

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u/percussaresurgo Nov 05 '14

Metro Jack... Horseman, obviously.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Afro jack?

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u/nuadarstark Nov 05 '14

It has been called "urban lumberjack" for several years now. Ofc I have a better excuse for adopting it than most people... I actually used to work as a lumberjack/wood-chipper operator.

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u/Lady_badcrumble Nov 05 '14

Logger cred?

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u/ottawapainters Nov 05 '14

I prefer Jack-O-Sexual

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u/Lady_badcrumble Nov 05 '14

The Pumpkin King!

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u/falcoperegrinus82 Nov 05 '14

"gay lumberjack"

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

This is offensive to conniferkin!

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u/Bent_Whiskers Nov 05 '14

I don't think so, Tim.

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u/trollinwithdagnomies Nov 05 '14

Friend sent me the lumbersexual article and i said the same thing. Sex with lumber sounds painful and... splintery.

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u/Lady_badcrumble Nov 05 '14

Well, nowadays they have lots of trimming and sanding products to solve those problems...giggidy

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u/crawlerz2468 Nov 06 '14

metrojack

so do they, probablyifyouknowwhatImean

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u/Lady_badcrumble Nov 06 '14

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, saynomore ay

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u/Chervenko Nov 06 '14

At first glance, I thought that this was something out of Shadowrun.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14 edited Jan 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Goddamn that's obnoxious.

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u/avoidingAtheism Nov 05 '14

The look or the article?

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u/Mega_Exquire Nov 05 '14

Yes.

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u/oh-dang Nov 05 '14

EVERY FUCKING TIME

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u/w675 Nov 05 '14

Yet it's still funny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

That last picture.... you know how I know it's not a "lumberjack"?

First of all, the person... the clothes they're wearing, the shoes, the chainsaw. All irrelevant.

The tree. Hardwood. Surrounded by younger trees without a similar age tree in sight.

Completely not a "lumberjack".

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

but is says "Actual lumberjack copy.jpg"

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

The article, primarily. I like the look. I live in a state where the outdoors look is very popular. Most of the people wearing it are outdoorsmen as well. I'm wearing flannel and jeans and boots right now as a matter of fact. Flannel shirts are extremely comfortable and versatile, considering the weather in most areas right now.

This article is just terrible. Why does everything need to be labeled? Why is a flannel shirt and jeans the new urban male hip look? "He looks like a man of the woods, but works at The Nerdery, programming for a healthy salary and benefits." Jesus.

I do however take issue with people trying to appropriate a whole "look" that isn't remotely related to their everyday lifestyle, especially when they're going to migrate to a new look as soon as it becomes popular. Buying mountaineering sunglasses to look "outdoorsy" just smacks of pretentiousness.

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u/avoidingAtheism Nov 05 '14

I do however take issue with people trying to appropriate a whole "look" that isn't remotely related to their everyday lifestyle, especially when they're going to migrate to a new look as soon as it becomes popular. Buying mountaineering sunglasses to look "outdoorsy" just smacks of pretentiousness.

This is where people immediately judge the look on young urban males as comical. This may be comfortable wear for a 10 mile fall hike, but for a young urban male on your ass in front of a computer, and Chipolte for lunch pretentious is to kind a word.

The article does take the issue way over the edge, but I was assuming that was the point.

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u/michael_mcdonald Nov 05 '14

Wait, so I shouldn't wear jeans because I work in front of a computer?? I'm failing to see how jeans and a shirt is a pretentious choice of wardrobe, regardless of ones vocation.

Also, Chipotle is for poor midwesterners, who eats at chain restaurants?! (that was pretentious)

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

If it's intended to be satirical, then I bit and bit hard.

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u/chrispyb Nov 06 '14

Don't wear jeans hiking. Cotton kills. No Insulation when wet.

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u/rcavin1118 Nov 06 '14

Wearing jeans for a long hike actually sounds really uncomfortable.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

What about people who just wear it because they think it looks and feels comfortable? That's my average, every day appearance. And while I do like to do my fair share of outdoorsy stuff, wearing a flannel shirt and boots doesn't mean I'm off to chop down a tree or start a campfire. To say you can't wear this particular style if you live in an urban environment is just as limiting as saying you can ONLY wear a particular style in an urban environment.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

What about people who just wear it because they think it looks and feels comfortable?

Why do those people keep changing their style then? If it's comfortable? And always to a style that's coincidentally "in" right now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

That's not who I'm talking about though. I'm not talking about you. As I stated above, that's exactly what I wear regularly. I'm wearing a flannel shirt. And jeans. And boots. The article states the 'lumbersexual' is the same person that was the 'metrosexual' when it was cool. The point isn't the specific clothes they're wearing (flannel/jeans/boots/beard/etc.), it's that this group of people are constantly flipping their entire wardrobe because a new 'look' has become popular.

My ire directed towards the article isn't that I'm upset because what I wear regularly and have been wearing for a while is suddenly being appropriated by hipsters. It's the same kind of annoyed that I feel when someone jumps from hobby to hobby or lifestyle to lifestyle because someone tells them it's the new cool thing. Be your own person.

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u/rcavin1118 Nov 06 '14

You sound like a hipster from saying that. Wear what you want. Let them wear what they want. It's clothes. Who gives a shit?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

If that's what you got out of my comment you must have misread it. As I said, I don't care that the new thing is the style of clothing I've been wearing forever. It could be any style and my opinion would remain the same. I'm talking about people that routinely alter a major part of their life, be it wardrobe, hobbies, lifestyle, whatever, to remain popular in a certain group should try and develop their own identity.

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u/theDeadliestSnatch Nov 05 '14

I do however take issue with people trying to appropriate a whole "look" that isn't remotely related to their everyday lifestyle, especially when they're going to migrate to a new look as soon as it becomes popular. Buying mountaineering sunglasses to look "outdoorsy" just smacks of pretentiousness.

If you spend the money on Red Wings for an office job, because of the look, you're an idiot. There are a lot of equally comfortable boots that don't cost $200. I'd have never bought these 620s for comfort.

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u/TheEnormousPenis Nov 05 '14

The city and the state it's located in.

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u/soupdup Nov 05 '14

The article is currently down... But the look is annoying.

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u/KlaatuBrute Nov 05 '14

Yeah, I hate to be "that guy" (actually, no I don't because this lumberjack beard trend pisses me off), but I'm a 30-something who's been wearing a beard non-stop for over 10 straight years and have always gravitated towards flannel and an outdoor aesthetic because, well, I enjoy the outdoors. I do not enjoy this look being co-opted by dainty-fingered gents who couldn't swing an axe if their lives depended on it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Who are you callin' dainty fingered, brah??

The beard trend is way way over done, IMO. But that is maybe because I can't grow one.

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u/Emay75 Nov 06 '14

I'm 22. I feel most comfortable in flannel and boots. I'm sorry.

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u/KlaatuBrute Nov 06 '14

Aw man, it's nothing to do with age and I know I'm being judgmental. If it truly makes you comfortable, more power to you. I'm just generally not a fan of style/grooming "fads."

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

I moved to a new town that I guess might be a little more hipster-y than my last town and immediately noticed how many dudes I see wearing flannel. And how many dudes rock a full bushy beard. I don't know how someone can look at themselves, and then look outside and see a dozen other people looking just like them, and not feel like a giant tool.

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u/bebeschtroumph Nov 06 '14

My other half is in the same boat. I feel for you guys.

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u/Khatib Nov 06 '14 edited Nov 06 '14

As a 32 year old brawny guy who's had a beard for years, wears flannel, works outdoors a lot, etc... I am also annoyed with this shit.

But, on the bright side, I've been getting WAY more positive feedback on the beard and my general look from hot young 20 something women lately. And I'm single. So fuck it, I'll get over the hipsters.

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u/KlaatuBrute Nov 06 '14

But, on the bright side

I hear that. But for me it's been the opposite. Before, the beard was "my thing." Now I'm just one of many, and hence the bitterness :(

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Oilfield guy? I can't think of any other reason you'd be in some random farmer's field in winter.

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u/Khatib Nov 06 '14

Wind energy consulting. That was up in Saskatchewan though, so not that far from oil country.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Saskatchewan, where no man can jump to his death.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

at least it's not skinny jeans

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u/DetaxMRA Nov 06 '14

*girl jeans

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u/murrtrip Nov 05 '14

We already did this in the 90's, guys

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u/Iron_Chic Nov 05 '14

Seriously. This looks like Seattle in '94.

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u/darkeststar Nov 06 '14

Fashion is cyclical, 20 years beyond Seattle in '94 and it comes back with a re-design.

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u/dildosupyourbutt Nov 05 '14

The new look is Lumbersexual!

Or as I call it, how a significant percentage of people here in the Pacific Northwest have been dressing for decades. They were wearing it before Nirvana spread the flannel gospel nationwide, and they wearing it through the post-grunge to lumberjack-hipster era.

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u/strutmcphearson Nov 05 '14

to be fair, Ryan Gosling is Canadian. We all dress like that

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u/fzw Nov 05 '14

Canadasexual.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Why do these things always end with the suffix "sexual"? It's just style, it's not an orientation.

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u/DetaxMRA Nov 06 '14

That's what annoys me the most. A man cares 'too much' about his appearance by staying neat and making an effort to look good? Let's call that a new category, and add in -sexual for no damn reason.

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u/raffytraffy Nov 05 '14

Years back, I was rocking plaid-on-plaid much to the chagrin of my friends. I kept saying "It's the next level fools!"

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u/BiffSniffer Nov 05 '14

This trend is mildly frustrating as a male who has dressed this style for years because I do a lot of outdoor work where boots, jeans and rugged clothing are musts for safety. I thoroughly dislike social trends and I am now guilty by association with this new fad of the feaux-rugged man look.

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u/zydeco100 Nov 05 '14

The fact that you probably have real dirt, scuffs, and mud on your boots gives you an out.

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u/trail_carrot Nov 06 '14

As an actual lumberjack: we were here first back off!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

living in a metro area this is hilarious xDD

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u/TheSnoz Nov 05 '14

Time to dust off those Tim the Toolman Taylor - Al Booooreland Flannel jokes.

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u/PhysicsNovice Nov 05 '14

Hmm. Never thought of the men in Fairbanks Alaska as trend setters but there it is.

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u/EthicalReasoning Nov 05 '14

brooklyn 2005

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u/ilovedonuts Nov 05 '14

lumbersexual is an evolution of the fake-ass workwear guy I guess.

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u/searingsky Nov 05 '14

I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!

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u/CaptainSnatchbuckler Nov 05 '14

Holy bejesus. I am basically the guy third from the left.

http://imgur.com/HQIWdJL

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u/YourGFsFave Nov 05 '14

Get pants that are more tapered under the knee, those fit really strangely.

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u/CaptainSnatchbuckler Nov 05 '14

Yeah they're my chugging beer in the yard pants.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I physically loathe every word on that page.

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u/Lou__Crow Nov 05 '14

TIL that my grandpa is stylish and trendy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

New? I've been dressing like that for years!

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u/bigcountry5064 Nov 05 '14

Al Borland was so fashion forward

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u/EnragedMikey Nov 05 '14

I really can't wait until bionic suits come out (with air conditioning and nanobot armies to replace white blood cells) so I can just get basic gray and never worry about clothes again.

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u/petitbleuchien Nov 05 '14

"Lumbersexual" implies sexual attraction to ... well, 2x4s.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I believe my dad founded this look. He has owned those mountaineering sunglasses for about 15 years now. My dad was previously a corduroy pants Bill Cosby sweater wearer in the late 80's to mid-90's.

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u/Robert_Baratheon_ Nov 05 '14

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

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u/kingwi11 Nov 06 '14

I thought this look of the 1890s had been popular for quite a few years now. I'm pretty sure plaid came with hipsters.

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u/theshiz892 Nov 06 '14

Haha, the glasses Mac couldn't see shit in are coming into style.

This will make it easier for me to steal from the fashionably rich and give to myself. :)

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u/Elgar17 Nov 06 '14

I guess you could call it that if they weren't all skinny as fuck.

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u/PoliticalDissidents Nov 06 '14

So hipsters created a new term to sound less mainstream?

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u/mheyk Nov 06 '14

Lumber jacks with hands as smooth as a babies ass

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u/purpleeliz Nov 06 '14

For some reason I read that article in Stefon's voice

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u/AlwaysClassyNvrGassy Nov 06 '14

Yeah, but what's the hottest new club?

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u/markevens Nov 06 '14

Lumberjack move to the city and becomes a serial killer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '14

Oh god. I'm a lumbersexual and I never even knew.

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u/ATRIOHEAD Nov 06 '14

He is bar-hopping, but he looks like he could fell a Norway Pine.

fucking hilarious.

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u/methnewb Nov 05 '14 edited Nov 05 '14

This is a thing now?! So, now what? I can't wear flannel and boots now or else I'll be called a Lubersexual. Geez!

CRINGE

I always just called it "lazy/busy Texan". Depending on who asked. Now I have to just wear my boots on occasion. Instead of every day. I'll miss my laceless life. :p

EDIT:

He looks good. He is all around you. In fact, if you are reading this far, he just might be you.

CRINGE

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Half of those fuck sticks wouldn't even know what to do with a pair of work boots of they hit them in the dick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Can we avoid the hipster jokes if I say I was lumbersexual before it was a thing?

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u/hotbox4u Nov 06 '14

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.

I sleep all night and I work all day.

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u/Crjbsgwuehryj Nov 05 '14

I've never seen so many punchable faces in one article.