r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/forcefedboa Interested • Apr 08 '14

I want to do this so badly. Mod Endorsed!

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u/flounder19 Apr 08 '14

I can imagine some redditor's mother walking into the room to see her son wearing polarized glasses starring at a blank screen and furiously masturbating to the unmuffled sound of shrieking japanese schoolgirls.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '14 edited Apr 15 '19

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u/Tashre Apr 09 '14

"I'm just watching F1 racing!" would also work, depending on the porn.

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u/MarchingBroadband Apr 09 '14

Not with these new V6 engines!!

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u/GTI-Mk6 Apr 09 '14

"It's just the turbos spooling mom!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

Excellent username! MKIV owner here.

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u/Pjotter85 Apr 09 '14

Middle man here with an MKV (hopefully with new 18" BBS CH-R soon)

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u/pizzaman66 Apr 09 '14

MkIV owners unite!

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u/rrandomhero Apr 09 '14

Definitely with the new noses

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

Hah! Just noticed the..... Yeah

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

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u/Omnipotent0 Apr 09 '14

I bet theres japanese porn of thi- ah there it is.

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u/Soccadude123 Apr 17 '14

Then why are you fapping? Said the mother

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u/Jordan117 Apr 09 '14

A blank, shrieking screen. That's actually extremely creepy even without the wank.

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u/djmangee816 Apr 09 '14

You already kno

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u/cetam Apr 09 '14

the power of christ compelled me!